Dress like a barren planet

When he finally woke up from the coma, he didn't know how long it had passed. When he looked at the 'palm', well, the seeds were gone. Fortunately, he still had a lot.

Looking at the place again, well, it's almost the same, there's nothing to see, and he can't tell where he is, anyway, he's still on this planet, as for whether it's the southern hemisphere or the northern hemisphere?

Hehe, how could he know that there is no difference whether it is the southern hemisphere or the northern hemisphere is a piece of yellow sand, not only is there no water, even the temperature is similar!

This is simply a bald thing. There is still a big gap between the northern and southern hemispheres of the earth, not only the temperature and time difference, but also the ocean and glaciers.But now, he could barely stop laughing, this planet was completely different from the Earth he knew, it didn't have any regions, it didn't have glaciers or oceans, only endless deserts.

"116, how long have I been dizzy?" Ye Sheng propped up the tree roots and rubbed his stump-like head.

"Three hours."

"Three hours, that's not too short. By the way, is the live broadcast always on?" If it's always on, doesn't it mean that everyone watching your live broadcast will see yourself being blown into a fool by the tornado, and then being blown away by the tornado? It looks like you fell fainted, oh, it's embarrassing to think about it.

"Yes, host, a total of six people came in during the period, four of them came in and saw the host fainted, thinking you were sleeping on the live beach, and chose a mosaic in order not to reveal your appearance, of course most of them were cursing .” 116 began to ruthlessly hit the host’s fragile heart with a flat, waveless voice, giving him a fatal blow.

"...Then, that, and..." Ye Sheng couldn't imagine the scene anymore, the two interstellar people looked at a mosaic and were blown into the sky by the tornado, and then they kept cursing, crying and wailing. ...

Oh NO!God, please let me forget what happened three hours ago! ! !I don't want to remember it so clearly! !

Otherwise, let me bump my head to death in this desert! !

"Can I bury myself?" Ye Sheng asked 116 this question very seriously. If possible, he would like to delete the file and start over again!

"Host, please clear your mind, don't struggle fearlessly, the only two left are still watching you." 116 dutifully awakened the host who was caught in his own thoughts at any time.

"Ah? Are they still there? No, you're still running the live broadcast?!" Wo Ri, this goddamn system, has been in a coma for three hours. It doesn't know how distressed it is. Three hours of mosaic? !

"...Do I need to close it now?" At the critical moment, the long-lost desire to survive quietly floated out again at this moment.

"Ahhhh!!" Ye Sheng scratched the growth rings with his hands, and said violently, "Shut up! Why don't you close it! Now is there a fart for shutting it down?!"

"Host, although you are talking in your consciousness, only the two of us can hear it, but please don't swear at this system just because of this." Tsundere System Online resolutely resists swearing.

"Hehe, swearing? I don't just want to swear, I want to slap you!" Ye Sheng gritted his teeth and expressed his inner thoughts. This goddamn system is too bad, and he doesn't know how to change it!If I don't tell it to stop, it won't turn off the live broadcast by itself. When a tornado comes, I don't know to remind myself!

So what's the use of it?Might as well explode it!

But not now, the most important thing now is to rely on it!

Wiping his face, he suppressed the violent killing intent rising up in his heart, and a trace of unwillingness flashed across his eyes.

Quickly organized myself, then changed the direction of the live broadcast page facing me, looked at my time, there are still two days and nineteen hours, I have to hurry up, I don’t know if I can grow a live one in two days seed?

"Ahem, hello everyone, I'm a visitor from Earth, thank you two for not giving up when I was in a coma." Ye Sheng cleared his throat, trying to make his hoarse voice clearer.

[Universal Mech: You're welcome, anchor, are you okay?I just saw that you were in a daze all the time, and I thought the host had hit his head and was stupid. Now that the host can still talk, it shouldn't be a big problem. 】

Hitting my head...not a big problem...

brain...not big...

Is he caring about me? !right? ! !This guy doesn't want to be beaten online, does he? !right? ! !

Ye Sheng swallowed a mouthful of old blood running down his throat, "gritting his teeth" and said: "It's okay, thank you for your concern! Heart!"

[Cosmic Mecha: It’s fine, it’s fine.

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[Universe Mecha: Wow, the anchor, you acted so realistically just now, as if you were really blown away by a tornado, this special effect is so realistic! 】

... blow away ... tornado ... realistic ...

special effects... huh...

Pfft, now the mouthful of old blood stuck in the mouth of the throat really can't go up or down.

"As long as you like it, hehe, hehe."

[Qi's calf hair: Hey, the anchors are so pitiful, and you still said, I just went to work, so I didn't have time to see the anchor wake up.

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[Qi's calf hair: anchor, you are so brave.You are the bravest anchor I have ever seen, dare to challenge the tornado alone! !

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Hehehehe... Can I be translated into, I am not one of the most fearless anchors you have ever seen?Hehehehe...

"Hehe, you're not very brave either, you're over-rewarded."

Do you think this is voluntary? !No!no!I was forced!Forced! !Do you think labor and management don't want to be afraid of dying? !

[Qi Jia's calf hair: The anchor is really good, I have recorded the video, and I am going to share it in the small group for everyone to watch together! !I finally saw someone who dared to challenge the tornado alone, so I must tell my sisters! !Happy to turn around.jpg]

No, girl, it's not necessary! !I'm not here to be famous!No, although I want to be famous, but not in this way, dear!I don't want to carry a pot of being bold and not afraid of death! !I still want to hide, how can I hide next time a tornado comes like this? ! !

[Universe Mecha: Wow, I remembered what this guy said, and I subconsciously recorded the screen, I'll show it to my brother later!Let's give a reward to the brave real guy who is the anchor first. 】

"The Cosmic Mech gave the anchor a spaceship to a visitor from the earth. The spaceship represents my heart for the anchor. I thank the Cosmic Mech for sending the spaceship."

[Qi's calf hair: Then I'll give a reward too, and see that the anchor flies far away and is still on the sand.The host's planet should be quite difficult, but it's full of sand, it's so pitiful. 】

"The Qi family's calf hair gave the anchor ten ice orchids. The ice orchids represent my heart for the anchor. Thank you for the ten ice orchids sent by the Qi family's calf hair."

"..."

No, no, I'm not trying to create a character that a real man is not afraid of death! !Don't think of me in this way, hey!

Although he was very irritable in his heart, Ye Sheng, who still had a calm and superior appearance on the surface, nodded his thanks.

Just kidding, this money was paid for by labor and management!Do not take white do not take!

The big deal is to hide faster next time, and just come out for live broadcast after the tornado has passed.