Daily Notes of a Taoist Couple

Huo Yuan just laughed and said: "I'm getting old, and my soul is about to return to chaos, so my memory is getting worse and worse. It's good if you remember it. Then, can you find it?"

Bai Wuji shook his head: "Father God said that he would be by my side, but since I came back, I haven't felt its existence at all. I'm afraid Father God made a mistake."

Huo Yuan shook his head: "Since your Father God has said that, there must be no mistakes. The Bingtian Jade is a spiritual thing. Since it said it will guard you, it will definitely guard you. However, it will In what form does it exist?"

Bai Wuji was taken aback for a moment, and said, "It can't be that it follows me wherever I go, can it? A piece of broken jade follows me everywhere... It's scary, isn't it?"

Huo Yuan clicked his tongue and said: "Look at your future, aren't you the demon ancestor who claims to be fearless, would you be afraid of a piece of broken jade?"

Bai Wuji said: "That's right... But Uncle Huo, you know... I'm just a paper tiger... Like a bug or cockroach, I'm so scared to death..."

Huo Yuan laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha... It's unbelievable that Bai Wuji, the supreme being in the demon world, is so fearless that he is afraid of cockroaches and bugs."

Bai Wuji felt that he couldn't hold back his face, and said: "Who doesn't allow his idol to have cute little flaws, I'm afraid of cockroaches and bugs... No one stipulates that I can't be afraid..."

Huo Yuan continued to laugh, and said, "No one stipulates, no one stipulates... Hahahahahaha."

Bai Wuji: "..."

The face that was laughed at by Huo Yuan couldn't bear it, so Bai Wuji pointed to the messy cups and plates on a table, and said, "Uncle Huo, look, Ziyin and I have just returned, and Lin'er and his apprentices have gone to bed too. , I'm tired too, I'll leave it to you here, I'll go back and rest first..."

Huo Yuan blushed from drinking, pointed at Bai Wuji and said, "You kid just want to be lazy, go ahead, I'll clean it up."

Bai Wuji said, "Okay."

Then he searched for Diheng's room, but he and Hua Wuzui shouted out at the same time as soon as he entered the room!

What Bai Wuji yelled was: "Damn it! Cockroaches!"

Hua Wuzui on the other side yelled: "I fucked your mother, Chengji! Your tail!! Ow!! It hurts!!!"

Huo Yuan was in the yard, feeling extremely worried.

Bai Wuji was afraid of cockroaches, so Di Heng helped Bai Wuji eradicate them.

Hua Wuzui was drunk, and Cheng Ji took the opportunity to take advantage of it, looking at the whole yard, only Huo Yuan was alone... So he missed the days with Qingluan very much. At this time, Huoyuan suddenly remembered that Bai Wuji said that Qingluan Reincarnated, where is Qingluan?

With this question in mind, Huo Yuan planned to ask Bai Wuji early tomorrow morning.

Huo Yuan spent most of the night cleaning the dining table, washing pots and dishes by himself in the yard, and after cleaning, he could still hear the turmoil in Chengji's room, as well as Hua Wuzui's groans...

But Bai Wuji and Di Heng's room was very quiet, Huo Yuan thought to himself, Lin'er is really getting more and more unrestrained.

Especially when he was drunk, but I felt sorry for Hua Wuzui... Being pressed down by such a big fire unicorn, and unable to move...

Cough, overthinking, Huo Yuan brought the lamp from the yard to his room.

As for Bai Wuji, when he saw the cockroach, he jumped all the way away. Di Heng threw the cockroach out, washed his hands, and said to Bai Wuji, "It won't bite you, what are you afraid of?"

Bai Wuji felt goosebumps all over his body, and said, "Ziyin, you don't know that cockroaches exist against the laws of nature. When I was in modern times, they often crawled in dark corners... Every area where there are people...Accidentally, one can be trampled to death...What makes me even more disgusted is that it will lay its eggs in the rice, I thought it was red beans...so I ate it..."

Diheng: "..."

Bai Wuji continued: "It stands to reason that we mercenaries shouldn't be afraid of these things, but I'm scared to death. There are many such creatures in the tropical rainforest, and there are those soft little bugs... Every mission has to endure the disgusting feeling of vomiting and continue the mission... Can you understand my despair?"

Di Heng shook his head, expressing that he did not understand, because he himself was not afraid of cockroaches.

Bai Wuji's lips were a little pale, and his body was trembling.

It's really an anecdote, Di Heng pulled Bai Wuji to sit beside the bed in a funny way, and wanted to help Bai Wuji undress, Bai Wuji was taken aback, turned around and hugged Di Heng, put his face on Di Heng's chest, She pouted and said, "Ziyin, kiss..."

Di Heng took a look, then pecked Bai Wuji's lips.

Bai Wuji smiled and frowned.

He could hear Hua Wuzui being yelled by Cheng Ji all night long, Bai Wuji couldn't help being a little restless, and secretly put Di Heng's hand into his pants, Bai Wuji just pretended to be nonchalant, in front of Emperor Heng. He fell asleep in Heng's arms.

It was Di Heng who touched something he shouldn't have touched, so he didn't feel sleepy all night.

Early the next morning, Bai Wuji was woken up by Hua Wuzui's screams. When he woke up, Hua Wuzui threw himself in front of Bai Wuji's bed, crying miserably!

"Young master! You have to be the master for me!"

The corner of Bai Wuji's mouth couldn't stop twitching, and he asked Hua Wuzui: "What's wrong with you? Speak slowly..."

Hua Wuzui cried so sadly: "Cheng Ji, that stinky shameless person! Fucked me with his real body last night!"

Bai Wuji: "..."

Diheng: "..."

Bai Wuji patted Hua Wuzui, and said, "Good boy, you can solve this kind of thing behind closed doors..."

Hua Wuzui shook her head and said, "I don't! From now on, I want to draw a line with Cheng Ji!"

Cheng Ji came running wildly outside, and said aggrievedly: "Apprentice, I was wrong... I really don't dare anymore, please forgive me."

Bai Wuji said: "You can see that he has admitted his mistakes, so please forgive him."

Hua Wuzui resolutely refused to forgive: "He said the same thing the first time! But after a while, he forgot!"

Hua Wuzui said aggrievedly: "Apprentice... that happened two years ago..."

Hua Wuzui said: "It's only been two years and you forgot what you said, beast!"

Cheng Ji persisted in admitting his mistake: "Yes, yes, I am a beast...I am not a human..."

Hua Wuzui didn't buy it, she just asked Bai Wuji: "Young Master, where are we going next?"

Bai Wuji thought for a while and said, "First organize the wedding between me and Ziyin, and then we'll go roaming the wilderness."

Hua Wuzui was taken aback for a moment, and then his eyes lit up: "You and Second Martial Uncle want to get married?"

Bai Wuji said, "That's right."

Hua Wuzui said: "But there is no law in the mainland of Kyushu that says two men can get married?"

Bai Wuji raised his eyebrows and said, "I am the law in this continent of Kyushu."

Hua Wuzui: "..." Not to mention, after the young master of their family became Bai Wuji, he became more and more courageous... Hua Wuzui became crazy again without realizing it.

Their young master is so handsome.

Grasping Bai Wuji's hand, Hua Wuzui said: "Young master, you are really my idol, I also want to be like you, to be such a courageous person!"

Cheng Ji who was standing next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Apprentice, there is only one person like Master in hundreds of thousands of years, and one of them is a disaster. You should not learn from him..."

Bai Wuji glared at Cheng Ji, and told Hua Wuzui affectionately: "Lin'er's skin is getting more and more itchy, if your sex life is not harmonious, you can get a divorce, Ziyin, let them all go out, and I will wash up. "

Diheng: "..."

Going out of the door with a dark face, seeing Huo Yuan's fiery red hair looked very strange under the sunlight.

Di Heng ignored him, but Huo Yuan motioned for Di Heng to go over.

Di Heng walked over to Huo Yuan and asked, "What's the matter?"

Huo Yuan said, "You and Wuji want to get married?"

Di Heng said: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Huo Yuan thought for a while and said, "I treat Wuji like a son, and he also calls me Uncle Huo, shouldn't you call me Uncle or Dad too?"

Diheng: "..."

Huo Yuan continued: "When I think that I want to be the elder of Emperor Ziwei, I feel very delicate in my heart."

Di Heng said: "You think too much, I am no longer the emperor Ziwei, thanks to the great love, now Di Heng is just a loose fairy."

Huo Yuan: "..."

Seeing Di Heng turn around and leave, Huo Yuan wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

But watching Di Heng wash Bai Wuji's face, Huo Yuan felt that Di Heng was too virtuous, really.

Never knew that the god Ziwei, the god above the nine heavens, would really be escaped into the mortal world by Bai Wuji one day.

This matter is enough for Bai Wuji to brag about for a lifetime.

However, it is a pity that the two of them have no offspring for them to tell good stories about the two of them, which is really a pity.