[Hokage] Qingqing Diary

Since we are not computer majors, the first class is as simple as [-]-teach us how to surf the Internet.However, although it is very [-], I discovered something so interesting that it can make people vomit three liters of blood.Compared with this interesting thing, the fact that the computer teacher is Mr. Iruka whom Naruto knew is not a big deal.

I don't know if Iruka-sensei did it on purpose.He taught us to go to the forum of the school website.I clicked in, and at first glance I saw a post with hundreds of thousands of hits on the homepage.The title of the post is: The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. Is Taoism beautiful or basic?High-energy first-year freshman!Post date is one day ago.

I opened it a little, and a mouthful of old blood almost sprayed all over the screen.I'm lying on the gun, is there anything?Are Sasuke and Naruto good friends?Have I become their third party?

Damn, the first floor is two photos with descriptions.I don't know where this photo of the owner came from.

The first picture: Sasuke and Naruto kiss in the lecture hall, mouth to mouth!Blind my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.I wasn't as shocked as I was when I was there.Additional explanation from the host: The golden-haired lure and the black-haired domineering attack, these two are a pair of cliffs, if not, the host will live broadcast the fruit and run thirty circles to Konoha.

The second picture: I slapped the table with one hand, half of my body got up, and half of my face was exposed.Sasuke showed his whole face, with a terrified expression.The point is: Naruto is still on top of me.From the perspective of the photo, my other arm is around him!Additional instructions from the host: Pay attention to this man's hand, this nima cliff is trying to snatch back Xiaoshou's former Xiaogong.

I'll fuck it!Say I want to rob Naruto (shou?) I don't care anymore.Damn, am I that much of a man?I am a standard girl, girl!Isn't it just that the hair does not match the ears, the height is less than 1.6 meters, and the face is darker than others?Anyway, my sister is also a girl with Liu Yemei, big eyes, and a small face.

There are more than 1 replies below!There are more than 1 replies on the school's BBS, which is simply against the sky!There are only so many people in the world in Konoha Academy?

Looking at the replies, the more you look at it, the more it hurts (it hurts even without eggs).

Floor [-]: I have grabbed the sofa, but I don't know what to do.

[-]nd Floor: The bench is also good, but I don't know how serious it is.

[-]rd floor: LS is really fast, there are no sofas and benches, and you can only sit on the floor.

[-]th Floor: By the way, the front row sells melon seeds, cigarettes and soda. ． ． ． ． ．

[-]th Floor: Why give up treatment?

Floor [-]: Luzhu, please hook up.Sajia will help you broadcast live.

[-]th floor: Luke the master to shit.Fuck the master.Fuck the master.Fuck the master.Roll the master to shit. ． ． ． ． ．

[-]th floor: Sanjin is hot, please open your mouth quickly.

Floor [-]: Wipe your sister, the truth is revealed.Luzhu is really patient, come to the bowl quickly.

Floor [-]: Wow!Black-haired Xiao Gong is very handsome!It's so beautiful, together, we must be together!

Floor [-]: The earth is very dangerous, please hurry back to Mars.

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Floor [-]: By visual inspection, these three seem to be freshmen in our department.

Floor [-]: Dear?Upstairs seeking hook up.

Floor [-]: Is this bad?Violation of other people's portrait rights. ． ． ． ． ．

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Floor [-]: Master Lu really thought that so many people replied to you?Let me tell you, the upstairs is actually my vest.

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Floor [-]: Luzhu is just a water B.Identification is completed.

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Floor [-]: Please turn left when you go out.

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Floor [-]: You are paralyzed, the administrator does not delete such posts?I want to complain.Who the hell is a pair with that crane tail! !

Floor [-]: Fuck, life is useless, did you brush your teeth this morning?

Floor [-]: Wow, could the two upstairs be the protagonists? GNs, come and watch!

Floor [-]: Really!Full of love!The Lun family is worth it in this life.

Floor [-]: You [-]B rotten girls, go back to your mother's womb and rebuild.

Floor [-]: Get rough upstairs.

Floor [-]: The two protagonists have appeared, where is the former Xiao Gong?

Floor [-]: The two protagonists have appeared, where is the former Xiao Gong? (formation downstairs)

Floor [-]: The two protagonists have appeared, where is the former Xiao Gong? (formation downstairs)

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When I saw building [-], the administrator hadn't appeared yet.So I became playful and registered an ID to reply.I thought about it for a long time, and when the get out of class was about to end, I replied: What is the previous small attack?Golden retrievers have always been on the attack.Where does the black-haired cat go to cool off?

Then I refreshed again.Unsurprisingly, people in the building were really excited.Say something like "Qian Xiaogong declares ownership" or something like that.

I thought to myself to use my notebook to look at it when I was taking a break at noon.Unfortunately, when I went again at noon, the post had disappeared.

After the computer class was over, Naruto dragged me and asked, "Did you register for 'Golden Fox's General Attack'?"Naruto ran away suspiciously.

In the afternoon physical education class, it was too lively.Class starts at three o'clock, and we waited for the teacher on the playground at [-]:[-].

The boys were so fired up, they made fun of Naruto one by one.It seems that Naruto and Sasuke disappeared after class and didn't show up until assembly time.

The tooth said: Naruto, where is your Sasuke?

Naruto and Sasuke yelled back very synchronously: You are paralyzed, who the fuck wants him.

All the boys froze for a moment.The girls are boiling again. "This is husband and wife singing together!" "Yes, they are all in tune." I saw that Naruto and Sasuke's faces turned black.I couldn't stop laughing in my heart.It's a bad game, this!But, it’s okay for me to secretly play online, but I don’t know how to play in front of people.I am a so-called online hooligan, I dare to say anything, but I am much more cowardly in real life.

Shino, who has always had a low sense of existence, said some classic words, which made many people almost believe that Naruto and Sasuke are really a couple.He said: Naruto, according to my analysis, you and Sasuke have been in the same school since childhood, so you can say they are "childhood sweethearts".However, when you came to Konoha Academy, you pretended not to know each other, so there must be some motive.Also, Sasuke is a genius, and he can choose any university in the world, but he chose Konoha Academy, which has a low threshold and is not very good, which is worth considering.Also, Sasuke usually ignores everyone and only cares about you. How dare you say that you two have no affair?

Naruto was speechless.But Sasuke's face was even uglier.After hearing Zhi Nao's words, he left with a dark face.We didn't see Sasuke in the next class, so we didn't know what happened to him.

There is a word called "the enemy's road is narrow".Although we are not friends with Mr. Kai, we really did not expect him to be our physical education teacher.

Unlike the physical education classes in primary and secondary schools, the physical education classes in universities are also free to choose.What Chinese martial arts, taekwondo, swimming, dancing, aerobics. ． ． ． ． ．Choose whichever you want to learn.Teacher Kai teaches martial arts, so I deliberately avoided it.Come to think of it, I'm actually a shy person.Seeing that Naruto chose Taekwondo, I followed suit.Hinata also chose this.Ino chose ballroom dancing, and Sakura didn't want to learn from Ino, so she chose basketball at random.

When I was taken to the Taekwondo gym by another teacher, I realized that there are many foreign teachers in our Taekwondo class.It turned out that this class was a reorganized first grade class in the whole school.The same goes for other classes.

The first class didn't teach anything substantive either.Most of the time is the classmates getting to know each other, the whole team and so on.What made Naruto depressed was that although there were only about thirty people in this class, several of them had seen that post.Moreover, after someone recognized me and Naruto, he said to me without any scruples: "Sure enough, you are a couple."

Later, even the teacher thought I was a boy and put me in the row of boys.I really can't laugh or cry.From now on, keep your hair long. o(╯□╰)o.

Sakura has been looking for Sasuke after finishing her afternoon class.In her words, she is a study committee member, and she should pay attention to the study of every student, let alone those who skip class.

In the evening, Naruto called our dormitory and asked me if I registered that ID.I replied: is it important?Anyway, the post is gone.And the clean ones clean themselves, so don't worry about it.

He didn't say anything more, he told me to find Sasuke and then hung up.I didn't pay much attention to him either.

Hinata secretly asked me if I liked Naruto.I was surprised for a long time before answering that she didn't like it.Although Naruto is really sunny, it makes my heart flutter from time to time, and I also have many complicated feelings for him, but I know very well that there is no love between men and women in these feelings.

After recording the materials, I finally understood that something was wrong with Ino a few days ago.Because September [-]rd is her birthday, and none of the people in our dormitory seemed to celebrate her birthday or say "Happy Birthday".

When Ino came back, Hinata and I made up a belated "Happy Birthday" and he said thank you with a big smile.I also feel a little guilty about missing her birthday.She said it was okay, because the members of her cross-country race team treated her to a big meal a few days ago and made her have a very happy birthday.

After the three of us chatted, we found out that Ino formed a team with Shikamaru, Choji, and a foreign friend of Shikamaru, while Hinata formed a team with Shino, Kiba, and Sai.In silence, everyone has everyone's small circle.And I, am I still walking on the ground?

My reflection was interrupted by Sister Situ.As soon as she appeared, both Hinata and Ino climbed into their beds, looking drowsy.I knew there was such a big commotion on the BBS, it was impossible for her not to know.

She first lashed out at the boss who posted the post, saying that a real rotten girl would not harass a straight man.I was a little moved, but when the subject changed, she asked me if Naruto and Sasuke were straight. ． ． ． ． ．After talking for a long time, the final purpose is to invite me to join the Rotten Girls Association.

Speechless!She said my appearance was almost exposed.If I join their club, it will definitely bring a lot of popularity. ． ． ． ． ．

In the end, I was so disturbed that I agreed to join in a daze.

There is no idle moment today.

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