Life is as short as a spring dream

As the name suggests, Huamanzhu is a well-known flamboyant.

Even though he practiced diligently under the care of all the brothers and sisters, he still couldn't catch up with Ren Pingsheng, who hated gods and ghosts.

Ren Pingsheng gave him a sense of superiority at the beginning, although it was in a simple and rude way, but Hua Manzhu's wisdom in martial arts is really limited. In Ren Pingsheng's words, "the fists are filled with pig food." .Therefore, although he has learned a few sets of sword moves, he can only fool laymen.

However, Hua Manzhu is really a scholar, and he has loved reading since he was a child.In Jishan, a barren land where rough guys are everywhere, and a few girls are rougher than men, Master's monthly class is almost a place for everyone to relax and sleep after practicing. It only serves to make heroes basic literacy role.

Since Huamanzhu came to the mountain, their master Mo Keliang, who always hated iron and steel, seemed to have a second spring every time he was in class, wishing to put his eyes on Huamanzhu.It doesn't matter if you are serious and not perfunctory in class, your memory is very good, you can memorize poems and songs after just one reading, and Xiaorou's handwritten calligraphy and paintings are like Wenquxing possessed.

Every time after class, Hua Manzhu's life will be sad for a few days.Because the master will definitely belittle Ren Pingsheng and at the same time praise Hua Manzhu vigorously.Once Ren Pingsheng was angry with the classics and history books, he would definitely vent it on Huamanzhu's food, Huamanzhu's sleep, and Huamanzhu's body.Not being allowed to eat dinner is a common thing. It is not surprising to be kicked out of bed when you are sleeping soundly at night. It is even more normal to get punched a few times during exercises.

The senior brothers and sisters dared not speak out, and when they felt sorry for Hua Manzhu, they secretly stuffed him with a few steamed buns, but Hua Manzhu didn't appreciate it, and always said cheerfully: "Thank you, senior brother and sister, but the little senior brother said I won’t eat it if I’m not allowed to eat it, I want to listen to my little brother, he’s been very kind to me.”

...Sometimes, Jishan disciples will unavoidably resonate with Demon King Ren Pingsheng on one thing, that is, Hua Manzhu is really a pig.

Hua Manzhu's daily routine is to accompany Ren Pingsheng to practice kung fu, and occasionally act as a small sandbag; then he will recite poems against his master, or ask his wife for medical advice, and then continue to wander behind Ren Pingsheng.

When Ren Pingsheng was really bored, he would follow Huamanzhu to the master's small courtyard to watch them study or play chess like a gift, but he often fell asleep after a while, and woke up in the middle of the night, covered with master's clothes. while the two of them were still exchanging some things that Ren Pingsheng was not interested in at all.

When Hua Manzhu was ten years old, he once slipped down the mountain with Ren Pingsheng to play, got separated in the market, and bumped into a passing young man when he was in a hurry to find his little brother.That young man was Li Wangpin, the young boss of the Li Family Security Bureau in Jizhou City, who was usually very domineering, and immediately started fighting with Hua Manzhu.Hua Manzhu's Huaquanxiuqiu met a trainer, and he felt that he was justified and dared not use his strength, and soon fell to the disadvantage.

When Ren Pingsheng rushed over, one of Huamanzhu's sleeves was torn, and he was punched on his hands and legs.

Ren Pingsheng was so angry that he caught the man and beat him up until he begged for mercy, Hua Manzhu begged for a long time with tears and snot.

The two groped back to Jishan in desperation, and Ren Pingsheng went to steal the ointment and came back to heal his wounds.After taking off his clothes, Ren Pingsheng realized that Hua Manzhu had also been punched in the back, and a large bruise was suddenly bruised on his back like a piece of white jade.Ren Ping trembled with anger, threw the medicine bottle and rushed out the door, and came back in the middle of the night.

The next day, Li Wangpin came up the mountain with a bruised nose and a swollen face, with one arm hanging on his chest, and a lot of wound medicine, supplements and snacks in the other hand. He insisted on apologizing to Hua Manzhu, which scared the master Big jump.After sending Li Wangpin away, the wife turned around and beat up Ren Pingsheng.Ren Pingsheng couldn't figure out how to meet someone more stupid than Hua Manzhu. Originally, the master and wife didn't know that they had slipped down the mountain, let alone that the younger brother was injured.

After receiving a fat beating, Ren Pingsheng couldn't swallow this breath, and secretly went to teach Li Wangpin a lesson at night, so that later Ren Pingsheng and Hua Manzhu always received gifts from Li Wangpin up the mountain from time to time Li Wangpin also nodded and bowed in front of his master and wife and said, "If you don't fight, you don't know each other. I really admire these two little heroes and should have more contacts in the future." Red enough to bleed.

After Huamanzhu recovered from his injury, Ren Pingsheng began to think about how to improve his combat effectiveness.After much deliberation, I have no idea, I can only be angry while hating why Hua Manzhu can't devote half of his study mind to practicing martial arts.

Later, he saw two dogs, one big and one small, from Uncle Wang’s kitchen fighting. The little dog was very smart, and when he couldn’t fight it, he twisted his body and got into the front of the firewood pile. The big dog couldn’t get through, and barked wildly outside.

In a flash of inspiration, Ren Pingsheng rushed to find his wife, and asked to learn a few sets of dexterous footwork that no one liked at the beginning. His concentration made the teacher suspect that he had a fever and changed his temper.

After learning how to play chess, Ren Pingsheng immediately trained Hua Manzhu like a devil, even if the master asked Hua Manzhu to play chess, he would not let him go.In those few months, the master looked at Ren Pingsheng more angrily than his wife, more resentful than his elder brother.

However, Hua Manzhu had improved a bit anyway, and Ren Pingsheng repeatedly told him that if he got separated and encountered bad guys but couldn't beat him, he should use these steps to run to where Ren Pingsheng was.

Hua Manzhu worked tirelessly with Ren Pingsheng to practice, and at the same time was moved to tears, and said to everyone, "Little brother is so strict because he is afraid that I will encounter danger in the future. The little brother treats me well."

"Little senior brother, so so, little senior brother is very good to me" I heard so many times that my senior brothers and sisters were almost immune to it, but I couldn't help but look at Hua Manzhu with pity.

Pig!

At the age of 16, Ren Pingsheng had already changed from a little devil in the world to a real Jishan devil. His stature was constantly rising, and his martial arts and barbarism were on the same level. His master had given up on teaching him to become a well-behaved boy. However, only the mistress still insisted on beating him every now and then to put out the fire.

In the four seasons of spring and autumn, queues come and go, the scenery on Jishan Mountain has not changed, and the shadow behind the Demon King has not changed.Hua Manzhu is still loyal to Ren Pingsheng's little tail, and occasionally helps Ren Pingsheng steal two chicken legs by using the good lightness kung fu that Ren Pingsheng forced to practice.It doesn't matter even if you are discovered, except for Ren Pingsheng, no one on Jishan can stand his two crystal clear big black eyes looking at you pitifully and innocently.

However, the air pressure in Jishan has been relatively low recently.Mistress has been very irritable these days, and if she makes a little mistake during practice, she will be dragged and trained for a whole day. Even the master dare not appear in front of her, and she hasn't come to the martial arts field for several days to borrow Hua Manzhu to play chess. .After being bombed several times in Ren Pingsheng's life, he was so angry that he was enjoying Huamanzhu's massage on the bed while scolding his wife a tigress.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words were finished, the teacher's wife pushed the door open and entered, Hua Manzhu didn't even have time to complete the scene, and could only watch helplessly as Ren Pingsheng's butt that had just subsided from swelling was slapped twice by the teacher's wife again.

After the beating was finished, the teacher's wife immediately put on her amiable mother-in-law's face, pulled Huamanzhu to sit aside, completely ignoring Ren Pingsheng's howling.

"Xiao Zhu, are you tired from practicing these days? How about you go down the mountain to play for two days and take a rest?"

"No way!" Ren Pingsheng looked at Shi Niang in disbelief, "He is still tired from practicing?! I am the one who is tired! Why am I not treated like this!"

Hua Manzhu also looked at his wife in surprise.

"What's the matter with you! Do you want your butt to be swollen for a few more days!" Shi Niang slapped her again, Ren Ping was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

"Xiao Zhu," turning her head, the teacher's wife's tone was once again unbelievably gentle, "Master knows that practicing kung fu is not a good way for you. But our Jishan is a place in the rivers and lakes, and there is no way for you to act like an ordinary child. Studying to become an official or something." At this point, Mistress patted Hua Manzhu's head in a bit of embarrassment.

Hua Manzhu hurriedly waved his hands: "Where is this, Mrs. Master? Thanks to Mrs. Master and Mrs. taking care of me, I was able to grow up safely, otherwise I would have died at the hands of my enemies long ago. I am very happy in Jishan, really!"

"Yes, you are a good boy."

At this moment, Ren Pingsheng also stopped winking, he felt that his wife's sudden transformation from a tigress to a loving mother was a bit unacceptable.

"I heard that there is a poetry fair in Yangzhou. I heard it is very interesting. It will start in a few days. Xiaozhu, you also like those poems and songs. Why don't you go and have a look, and I will play it for you as a teacher." leave."

Hua Manzhu was a little at a loss, and looked back at Ren Pingsheng.

Mistress also turned her head and glanced at Ren Pingsheng who was lying on the bed, and shouted: "You little bastard, you also go together, so you can protect your junior brother!"

Ren Pingsheng's eyes lit up, and he immediately jumped up from the bed: "Okay, okay! I guarantee that my junior brother won't lose a single hair!"

Although Hua Manzhu felt strange, but since Ren Pingsheng agreed, he would definitely not say no.

"Okay, you go quietly, don't let others know, it's time to blame the teacher for being biased." The teacher stood up quickly, opened the cabinet and took a few clothes to wrap them up.

"Leave now?" Hua Manzhu was even more surprised.

"Well," my wife put some more money into the bag, "Yangzhou is far away, so it's just in time to set off now."

Ren Pingsheng was already looking forward to Yangzhou, where there are so many beauties, he would not care about when his wife wanted him to set off, wishing he could just put on his wings and fly away.

"Master, don't worry, we'll set off right away!" Ren Pingsheng took the burden, took Hua Manzhu with one hand, and was about to leave.

"Your task is to take care of your younger brother, don't just play around with yourself!" Mistress slapped Ren Pingsheng again, and then straightened Hua Manzhu's collar.

"If you were born in an ordinary family, you would definitely be a happy little scholar." The wife said again.

Before Huamanzhu could speak, Ren Pingsheng dragged him to the door: "What kind of scholar are you? Huamanzhu wants to wander the rivers and lakes with me. Mistress, let's go!"

After watching their figures disappear into the night for a long time, their mistress finally turned off the lights, closed the door and went out.