After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

The story happened when Osamu Dazai became a child because of "medicine". It has been a while since then, everyone in the Butei Club has long been accustomed to Dazai's cute and underage appearance, out of love for the cubs (pseudo) Everyone tacitly took over the work that originally belonged to Osamu Dazai.

No way, who told him to look at people with small hands and short hands, it is very difficult to even open a computer while sitting at a desk, it is really unbearable for a child to stare at a pile of documents in a daze, so the Armed Detective Agency finally The responsible Kunikida Doppo had to take over most of Osamu Dazai's work aggrievedly, even when Osamu Dazai kept disrupting his work, he endured it with a livid face.

There is really no way to attack the child. If Dazai Osamu was still the same, Kunikida Doppo would have thrown him from one side to the other, but now he can only endure the flickering scene in front of him. With stomach churning, he gritted his teeth and recorded Osamu Dazai's worse behavior because of the preferential treatment after he became smaller, waiting for future liquidation.

During this period, the Armed Detective Agency received an investigation case about the disappearance of a child.

Reporters are the parents who lost their children.When they came to the Armed Detective Agency, all of them looked haggard and in a trance. When asked why, many mothers burst into tears, while their husbands suppressed their grief to comfort their wives, while asking the members of the Armed Detective Agency The case was entrusted.

At first, some parents found that their children did not go home on time. However, when they asked the teacher who led the children, they were told that the children had indeed gone back with their parents. The handover procedure and even the video showed that their children followed them home at the school gate up.However, the parents found that the children disappeared with their identical parents in hidden corners and were never found again. The suspicious parents called the police, but found nothing.

After investigation, no trace of the child's existence could be found. The longer it took, the harder it was to find out the truth. In desperation, more and more people suspected that it was the work of supernatural beings. An armed detective agency for people with supernatural powers, hoping that they will find their children with the help of magical powers.

This is the reason for this story, and the story of Osamu Dazai playing the role of the child going through a struggle with supernatural beings after listening to the description of the incident by the parents of the missing child.

First of all, the two play Dazai Osamu's parents, excluding the tender-faced Edogawa "Ranho", the age-appropriate brothers and sisters Nakajima Atsushi, Kyoka, and Tanizaki, and the president in charge who looks too fierce. Kunikida Doppo and Shiratori Eri are honorably Dazai Osamu's older sister and older brother.

As for why they are not parents, it is of course that Osamu Dazai rejected Kunikida Doppo's blue veins with a series of reasons such as Shiratori's low sense of presence and Kunikida Doppo not looking like a parent, so in the end, They still accepted Dazai Osamu's proposal to play the role of two older brothers and sisters who love their children but are sometimes unable to pick up their children on time because of their busy schedules.

The place of the disguise is also in an elementary school where the armed detective agency successfully entered by using some special means. Osamu Dazai became one of the first-grade students in the elementary school, and the situation was deliberately adjusted to be similar to the missing child. Conditions, waiting for the murderer to attack again.

At the same time, Kunikida Doppo picks up people, and Shiratori Eri, who has a low sense of presence, secretly observes, and launches an operation that lasts for half a month. It did not exceed Osamu Dazai's expectations. , the murderer couldn't help but strike anymore.

"Sister Eri, I'm leaving."

Standing at the gate of the campus, Osamu Dazai waved vigorously at Eri Shiratori, and Eri Shiratori also bid farewell to him. The reason why the unusual Shiratori Eri came to send Osamu Dazai was to give the crime hidden in the dark send a message.Whenever they are picked up by the elder sister Shiratori Eri, it means that they will be busy with work when they leave school in the afternoon, so the time to pick up Osamu Dazai is not accurate enough. This is also to provide the perpetrator with a disguise, and he or she will pass Transformed with supernatural powers, come to pretend to be Osamu Dazai's sister or brother, and make a time difference one step in advance to take Osamu Dazai away, so as to realize their plan.

Therefore, when school was over in the afternoon, other children were picked up by their parents, and only Osamu Dazai was standing alone at the gate of the school with his small schoolbag in his arms, when "Eri Shiratori" came.

When he saw the face of the visitor, Dazai Osamu's round iris-colored eyes inevitably flashed a few traces of disgust quickly because of his young age, and then he ran forward with a smile, and said to the visitor with a sweet smile, "Sister, you are here."

The visitor nodded silently, and when he spoke, his voice was sweet but with an unconscious distance, "Go home."

"Ok."

Osamu Dazai smiled and rejected the plan of "Eri Shiratori" to pull him, pretending to be very embarrassed, "The teacher said that when we grow up, we must be independent and become strong men, so I think today Walk back by yourself, don't hold hands anymore."

"Ok."

The man couldn't hold Dazai Osamu's hand with all kinds of excuses, and seeing that it was too late, he had no choice but to retract his hand regretfully, letting Dazai Osamu follow him, and walked in the predetermined direction.When Osamu Dazai asked her that he wanted to take him to eat something good today, his tone was so perfunctory that Osamu Dazai sneered in his heart. He pretended to turn his head inadvertently, and saw Shiratori Eri who was really following behind them and nodded to him. , and quietly hid in a secret corner.

Osamu Dazai, relying on his cute and juvenile state, made a fist at Eri Shiratori, and then slowly followed the eager person in front, waiting for the moment when that person showed his feet.

The prey is hooked.