I'm such a big son

Under the afterglow of the azure sunset, a woman with long black hair is sitting by the window, squinting her rippling bright brown eyes, and her lips are dyed with purple wine. She leans lazily on the chair, almost stretch.

Ms. Hongye was dumbfounded, and Mr. Mori beside her looked excited: "Mr. Lantang, you look drunk!"

The answer Rimbaud gave him was a string of completely incomprehensible words, regular and full of rhythm, like singing poetry, but Mori Ogai majored in medicine, and Ozaki Koyo was good at haiku.

Mori Ogai: "..." I don't understand.

Koyo Ozaki: "..." I couldn't understand either.

She leaned back in her chair and said a long series of miscellaneous words, and found that the audience's reaction was not right, so she turned around and switched the language system: "Fortunately, I'm really not drunk."

"Really? It's not good to lie to the leader."

Rimbaud directly hugged Alice who was eating cake beside him and let her sit on his lap: "Vitale, you are allergic to peanuts, be careful."

Alice: "..."

What?

Who is allergic to peanuts!

And who is Vitaly?Miss Rimbaud, when did you have other cats outside!

Mori Ogai: "... Rantang-kun?"

With a sound of "Boom", Rimbaud slapped the table vigorously: "Ranbo, it's Rimbaud! It's not Lantang! It's not Rantang! Do you want me to straighten your tongue for you, eh!"

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Very well, Miss Rimbaud is drunk, and she probably understands the behavior of the leader.So, should we leave our collaborators and withdraw first, or should we force the other party out of the trenches and withdraw together?

Rimbaud picked up Alice and drank the wine with one hand. Her movement was so fast that Mori Ogai didn't have time to stop her. He could only start thinking about the cost of redecorating the office...

"I'll take Vitaly home. She is weak and can't catch a cold or do farm work. Let Frederick go if there is something to do."

Mori Ogai & Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Who is this Frederick?What theater is on your mind?What roles have we been assigned?

Anyway, give me a script book, hello!

"Boss, Mr. Lan Tang is drunk, I will take her back to the office..."

Mori Ogai laughed suddenly: "It's okay, Momiji-kun, I'm not an unreasonable leader. Miss Rimbaud? Please take Vitaly home, and then..."

He paused deliberately, and Rimbaud looked over with doubts in his bright brown eyes: "Louis, are you confused? Of course I live with them, why not?"

"they"

It seems that there are other women in the "home" in Rimbaud's mind. From the analysis of her facial expressions and tone, she is probably a sister and mother. Miss Rimbaud obviously regards herself as a protector.

Mori Ogai continued to follow the words: "But you want me to call Frederick..."

It’s hard for him, an islander, to try to say the same thing in French. Rimbaud said impatiently: “Are you a fool! Shouldn’t Frederick go to help his mother? He always runs to the barracks , and don’t have the courage to go to war, why don’t you just stay at home and be a filial son, as stupid as a fat dachshund with its belly hanging on the ground.”

I don't know what she said in various languages ​​when she stumbled and stumbled, and it became a "various language collection award". Mori Ogai figured out that the surname was Rimbaud based on the few words he could understand. His foreign subordinates have a mother, two or more younger sisters, an elder brother, and a good friend called "Louis" far away in their hometown.

In other words, Ms. Rimbaud's rhetorical technique is really good, sharp and precise, even a bit harsh, completely reaching the realm of literature...

——"A fat dachshund with a belly hanging on the ground", it seems that she has bullied her elder brother a lot before.

The long-haired woman hugged the blond girl and got up and walked away. When she reached the door, she didn't forget to pick up the hat and put it on her head, but she forgot the coat. The bodyguard chased after her for a long way before handing it to her.

Alice: So when am I going to get out of the prop man embarrassment?

"Boss... Mr. Lantang is drunk."

Koyo Ozaki was a little at a loss, Mori Ogai glanced at her and comforted her: "It's okay, hahahahahahahaha, the drunk Lantang-kun is completely different from usual, he is a very interesting person. Besides, if you dare to get drunk in front of the leader, Proving that she doesn't see it as dangerous, it's also showing her loyalty in a little weird way, but it doesn't matter."

"About the small matter of the spy of the European supernatural organization, you can send a message and ask Mr. Lan Tang to write a report and submit it, and this matter will stop here. I hope that tomorrow's personnel changes will not make her too angry, haha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

He seemed to think of something, laughed in a good mood, and finally called a bodyguard: "After the cadre meeting is over tomorrow, hand over the key to the wine cellar of the previous boss to Mr. Lantang, man, you always count on what you say. "

The bodyguard who seemed to know some secret felt that he might be killed. Mori Ogai smiled at him and said, "Keep your mouth shut, my lifesaver. Understand?"

I understand, of course I understand!

Regardless of the fact that "Mr. Lantang" is actually Miss Rimbaud, or the fact that Mr. Lantang got drunk and called the leader an idiot, or the fact that Mr. Lantang took Alice away in front of the leader, or the boss... ...must all be classified as the annual PortMafia's annual secret!

Mori Ogai: "..."

Why did this subordinate's reaction give him a strange illusion that he was on the wrong set?

……

"Look, Isabella! I've brought Vitaly back!"

In Miss Rimbaud's sight, she was holding the third sister and talking to the youngest sister.However, the actual situation is that Nakahara Chuya has a black line and Alice's eyes are wide-eyed.

"Hey...what's the situation?"

The orange-haired boy was a little confused, but most importantly, Miss Rimbaud smiled!That kind of doting and indulgent smile is so scary, his goosebumps are about to fall off!

Osamu Dazai, who didn't know that he was already on the verge of being beaten, came up and pointed at himself: "What? You brought Vitaly back, don't you want me..."

The ghost knows who Vitaly is, but it doesn't affect his troubles.

Rimbaud glanced at him: "...Who are you?"

The black-haired boy pondered for a while, and his eyes blushed abruptly: "Jianna! You actually asked me who I am! You lied to me! I promised to love you forever... Boom!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, bastard, I'll kill you!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also fell into a state of madness, he understood every word, why couldn't he understand when they were put together?

Rimbaud hugged Alice with one hand, and gently rubbed his head with the other: "Good girl, you can't talk like that."

God fucking little lady!

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that there was a prehistoric force in his body that was hard to restrain, and he just wanted to explode something to express his intense emotions at this time.

At the critical moment, it was Alice who turned the tide, reached out and hugged Rimbaud's arm, and explained to Zhong Yuan: "Miss Rimbaud is drunk..."

Several people in the room: "..."

This, this way...

So he was drunk?

She was actually drunk!

"Then what to do!"

Nakahara Chuya immediately regained his sanity from the brink of rage, and began to worry about Rimbaud's condition. Alice shook her head and said that she was helpless, and she herself was being held as a prop all the way.

Only Osamu Dazai still did his best to add drama to Rimbaud's script: "Jeanna, have you forgotten? It's about summer..."

The woman glanced over with watery eyes, and stayed on him absent-mindedly for a few seconds, probably really remembering when and who happened what happened in Xia Tian.

It was really only a few seconds before she looked away and waved her hand: "I don't remember, I'm not interested in little boys, let your father come."

Then he mumbled and added: "There are too many men in Xia Tian, ​​which one are you talking about?"

Dazai·failure to add drama·ji: "..."

In a sense, Miss Rimbaud is really unfathomable...

Rimbaud put Alice in his arms on the chair and lovingly touched his head, then bent over slightly and pinched Dazai Osamu's cheek, who was sluggish on the spot: "Boy, let's talk about love when you grow taller than me." The problem."

Slender fingers pinched his chin, and a kiss with a taste of grapes, black cherries and gooseberries was printed on the young man's forehead.

The woman quickly let go of her hand, turned around and swayed to the warm corner where she usually stayed, lazily like a contented cat.

I really drank, did I really get drunk, or did I "make" myself "drunk"?Osamu Dazai knew what Miss Rimbaud's last job was - a European supernatural spy.

The blushing black-haired boy raised his hand to the forehead that had been touched softly, his eyes wanted to hide but stubbornly followed the woman's figure and refused to leave, so that the other onlookers didn't know whose integrity to worry about .

——Oda Sakunosuke has already started pinching his nose and considering whether to arrange his friend Dazai Osamu to live in his home...

In fact, no one would have imagined that Miss Rimbaud would be so seductive when drunk.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also driven to Alice's side as her "sister", looking at each other, speechless, speechless, and almost sat with each other until dawn... When everyone in the room stared at each other, Miss Rimbaud sideways He fell asleep peacefully with his head leaning on the chair, like a silent marble sculpture, with almost no trembling caused by breathing.

"How to do?"

Alice also made a mouth shape at Chongya, and Nakaya went to see Sakunosuke Oda, and Oda Sakunosuke imagined himself moving "Mr. Rando" in the past...

Very good, [□□Seamless] started immediately, he observed "Oda's [-] Ways to Die", and shook his head decisively: "Mr. Lantang needs to rest."

"Good."

Zhong also feels that as the oldest "man" in the family, it is necessary to play a decisive role at this critical moment-gravity manipulation can also bring home the caretaker who has drunk too much in addition to cleaning and washing dishes...

etc!The door panel at home was blown out and is being repaired. Where can I go now?