[Football] Queen of the Hornets

The referee blew the whistle to start the game, and the world-renowned World Cup final between Germany and the Netherlands officially began.

The game had just started, and a strange situation appeared on the court.

Fans in the stands blew up a condom into a balloon and passed it to each other.

At first, there was only this "balloon" in the stands, and then another "balloon" floated from nowhere, and that "balloon" floated slowly towards the sky above the stadium.

At this time, the football was kicked out of the sideline, and the "balloon" landed impartially between Felix and Mario Gotze.

Why are there condoms on the field?

This has something to do with the measures taken by the South African government.

South Africa is the hardest-hit area for AIDS in the world. According to statistics from South Africa, at least [-] prostitutes from various countries walked into the bar after each game.

Because of this, the South African government was afraid of the spread of AIDS during the World Cup, so it specially provided 100 million condoms for free to bars in the competition area.

This is what a few fans secretly brought into the stadium, and then they were treated as "balloons" to enliven the atmosphere.

Mario Gotze saw the "balloon" floating towards him, and he immediately said to Felix: "Felix, this balloon is so strange!"

After Mario Gotze finished speaking, he walked towards the "balloon", and then prepared to learn Felix's last action to crush the "balloon".

As a result, to Mario Gotze's surprise, he was pulled by Felix before he reached the "balloon".

Mario Gotze is weird, why did Felix stop me?

You already burst a balloon last time!

Do you still want to be cute this time, and want me to give you the chance to pop the balloon?

Ok!

Come on, Felix!

Mario Gotze stopped, then asked Felix to pop the balloon.

As a result, Felix did not go over, Mario Gotze felt very strange.

Why is that?

What the hell is Felix trying to do?

Of course, Felix knew it was a condom, so he didn't want to press it.

I don't know if this is used by others!

I don't even know who used it!

I don't know if there are germs on it!

Of course Felix would not press it, and finally the "balloon" was taken away by the security of the stadium.

In fact, this happened in less than half a minute, the "balloon" was taken away, and the game continued.

Only then did Mario Gotze realize that the one just now was not a balloon at all.

It turns out that this is the legendary condom!

Felix knew what Mario Gotze was thinking, and he smiled knowingly when he saw Mario Gotze finally knew that it was a condom.

Felix gave Mario Gotze a thumbs up and said: "Mario, you are really good! I didn't expect your reflex arc to be so long, it's amazing! Admire, admire!"

Seeing this mysterious "balloon" floating towards Felix and Mario Gotze, the stands of the stadium immediately became lively.

"Why didn't the condom float towards General Fan, Xiaoxin, or Erwa, but towards the male god and Mario, male god, you should review it carefully!"

"Condoms are so humane, I like them!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This humane condom reminds the male god and Mario! It reminds the two of them to develop further!"

"This condom is so cute, this condom is so cute, uh... what am I talking about? It's the male god and Mario who have a lot of love. After Germany won the championship, the male god should be stuffed with Mario sauce, right?"

"Why do I seem to see Mario wanting to press the condom 23333333"

"Mario must not know condoms, so the male god and Mario don't have sauces yet, so condoms are very human, so the condom is here to tell the male god and Mario that Nimeng can develop further!"

"But why does the male god know about condoms? Shouldn't the male god be a virgin like Mario?"

"Hmph! Let's just say you don't know much. If the male god is so handsome, he must be sure and well-informed. Is there anything else the male god doesn't know?"

"So that's what it said, it seems to make sense..."

Felix and Mario Gotze certainly had no idea what the fans were talking about as the game went on and they both took it seriously.

The game only started to the first 6 minutes, and the Dutch team got the first chance to shoot.

Right winger Arjen Robben made a 45-degree diagonal pass from the right, and forward Van Persie suddenly accelerated and succeeded in anti-offside.

Hummels was obviously slow when Van Persie accelerated, and he didn't follow Van Persie's footsteps.

Neuer rushed out of the penalty area immediately after seeing it, trying to hit the football between Van Persie.

However, the football was still in the air, and Van Persie jumped up, followed by a diving header.

Neuer jumped up and tried his best to save, but the football still flew over his head. The football flew to the goal and quickly fell into the goal.

Bella Reitz: "Van Persie's long-distance diving header beats Neuer's goal, it is a header from the penalty area line, and even Neuer didn't have such a genius against Van Persie The method can be saved!"

Marcel Leif: "The Netherlands scored a goal in just six minutes. It was a fantastic start for Holland but a nightmare for Germany!"

Kahn: "Netherlands striker Van Persie has started to play wonderfully, while German striker Felix has not touched football yet. I hope Felix will have a wonderful performance in the future!"

The Dutch fans saw the Netherlands score so quickly, and it was their favorite striker Van Persie who scored the most exciting goal. The Dutch fans in the stands have already started cheering.

Van Persie is Arsenal's main striker, his strength is beyond doubt, and he is in a very good state today, as if he was completely activated.

The defensive players of the German team still found it difficult to limit Van Persie's performance.

Loew was pacing on the sidelines, looking a little anxious.

He hopes that the players can stand up to the sharp attack of the Netherlands at the beginning. As long as Germany can resist this wave of attacks, they can gradually control the rhythm of the game.

In the 12th minute, Felix caught the football passed by Ozil outside the penalty area, and was about to turn around and break through. In the end, De Jong, the midfielder of the Dutch team, pressed him tightly and hugged his waist.

Not only that, but De Jong kept stretching his legs behind Felix, trying to trip Felix.

The behavior of stumbling and stumbling here is really shameless. Originally, Felix didn't care about his waist when he was hugged. He was going to break through forcibly, and it would be best if he could break through into the penalty area.

As long as you reach the penalty area, if De Jong is still fouling, then you have a chance to get a penalty kick.

As a result, Felix discovered that this was not the case. De Jong not only became dishonest, but also dishonest.

De Jong's hand holding Felix's waist slid down, and then pressed the little Felix down a little bit, which made Felix unbearable.

Taking advantage of referee Weber's inattention, Felix elbowed De Jong, who was dishonest behind his back and wanted to take advantage of it.

De Jong was suddenly attacked and immediately fell back.

At the same time, Felix also took advantage of the situation and fell to the side, and then clutched his stomach to express that his stomach was "schemed" by De Jong.

Mario Gotze was not far from Felix. He saw with his own eyes that De Jong's hand was about to sneak attack on little Felix. He couldn't bear it anymore and rushed up immediately.

The bald head referee Weber, who was about to lead to a conflict, immediately blew his whistle and put his hands in his pockets.

When De Jong saw the referee coming, he got up from the grass.

Seeing that De Jong was obviously acting, Mario Gotze rushed forward and pushed De Jong in the chest because he was very annoyed.

Everyone could see that De Jong was not injured, and De Jong fell down to win the sympathy of the referee.

Then, Felix also slowly got up from the grass, and after he got up, he kept rubbing his stomach and making a look of pain.

Everyone is watching, what will the referee do?

"De Jong's action is despicable, shameless and shameless. He even wanted to attack the crotch of the male god! After the male god touched him lightly, he fell down and pretended to be innocent. In my opinion, De Jong should be sent off with a red card." !"

"De Jong can get a yellow card just by hugging the male god, and then he has follow-up actions, so of course he will be sent off by a red card!"

"De Jong hurt the belly of the male god, De Jong must and will definitely be sent off with a red card!"

"De Rong has a bad reputation, everyone knows what kind of person he is, and this time the injured is a male god, so it is even more unbearable, so De Rong must be sent off!"

"That's right! You obviously acted badly first, but fell down first and pretended to be innocent. De Rong, you are a bad bastard, do you think that you fell down earlier than the male god, and the truth is in your hands?"

The fans of the Dutch team expressed their dissatisfaction. It is obvious that De Jong is the victim. Although Felix is ​​very handsome, being handsome cannot be the reason for elbowing his opponent!

"Obviously, De Jong made a very normal fight. He just subconsciously almost touched Felix's crotch! And Felix is ​​an obvious dive and should be sent off with a red card!"

"That's right! Didn't you touch Felix's crotch yet? Besides, what if you touch it? This kind of thing is very normal on the football field. Messi was pinched for a few seconds. Messi You didn't say anything at the time!"

"Yes! Yes! Is it because Felix is ​​handsome that he should be specially protected? Could it be that Felix's bird can't be used if it is touched?"

"I think it's better not to play football because Felix is ​​so weak. He can enter Hollywood with his acting skills!"

"Yeah! The football field is so threatening, it's not suitable for Felix, a cosmic actor!"

"Has everyone ignored Mario's actions? Mario's push is a malicious push. I think Mario will also be sent off with a red card!"

"Support, Felix and Mario should both be sent off with red cards!"