[Football] Queen of the Hornets

Witnessing the German team's championship, the major media have made the final reports of this World Cup.

"Felix used God's ass to kill Tulip, and the German chariot successfully won the Hercules Cup! "——"Kicker"

"Offensive football reached the top of the World Cup, German chariots held high the Hercules Cup! "——"Bild"

"Four-star Germany successfully climbed to the top, Felix kissed Mario after the game! - "Dortmund Evening News"

"Felix beat the Netherlands and won the Golden Boot as he wished!" - "Süddeutsche Zeitung"

The birth of the best actor in "German Chariot", Felix won the undisputed title of Best Actor! " - " Neue Rheinische Zeitung "

"German Chancellor's visit to the World Cup champion, Felix's towel is a bit embarrassing! "--"Guardian"

"Tulip lost a bit unjustly, and the goddess of luck finally sided with Germany!" - "The Sun"

"Felix was possessed by a bumblebee and stabbed a deadly poisonous needle to kill Tulip! "—"Mirror"

"Real Madrid has prepared [-] million euros to chase the main players of the German team! "——"Marca"

"Felix's great moment, stabbing a fatal blow with a peach buttock, Tulip crashed to the ground at the last moment! "——"Aspen"

"World Cup Top Ten Rising Stars Shine, Many Germans Are Selected, Felix Ranks First! "——"World Sports Daily"

"Top-Secret News: Felix and Mario crazily celebrated winning the championship after the match, leaving a white and a pink pair of bee panties on the floor of the locker room!" - "Daily Mail"

A huge picture was published under the headline of the "Daily Mail". On the ground, there were clearly two "little bee" underwear, which were worn by Felix and Mario Gotze.

In this regard, fans of Felix and Mario Gotze expressed their indignation, and they left messages on the Internet to spray the "Daily Mail" with no morals.

#This must be a rumor! The "little bee" underwear is a lucky thing for a male god. How could it be possible to throw it on the ground and let you unscrupulous "Daily Mail" reporters take pictures? #

#Reject rumors!I know that the male god and Mario cherish the "little bee" very much, how could they just throw it away? #

#《Daily Mail》I have endured you for a long time!It's fine if you blackmail others, but I can't bear to blackmail my male god! #

#Why is the Daily Mail again?Why don't you talk about the male god's locker room and Mario sauce after the game? #

#DailyMail!You have proof that you released the photos of the male god and Mario Jiangjiang Niangniang! #

#《Daily Mail》Don't be afraid!Hurry up and publish the fruit photos of the male god and Mario! #

#The background colors of the white little bee panties thrown on the ground and the pink little bee panties are not right, this is obviously a PS photo! #

#It turned out to be a PS photo!I almost believed it! #

#《Daily Mail》It really has no morals, it even released photos of PS to attract attention! #

#《Daily Mail》It’s okay to attract attention, but it’s unacceptable to black my male god! #

#黑我家男神cannot tolerate+1#

#……#

#黑我家男神cannot tolerate+10086#

By the time the media began reporting, Felix and Mario Gotze had already returned to the hotel.

Back at the hotel, Felix and Mario Gotze couldn't wait to open Facebook, and then put a photo of themselves and the prime minister on it.

Felix: "Mario, those who have girlfriends and fiancees have all gone to open rooms, but I, a single dog, have to face you, a single dog!"

Mario Gotze: "Isn't that good?"

Felix: "It's pretty good, at least we won't be sore and weak tomorrow, right?"

Mario Gotze: "Shouldn't it be so exaggerated?"

Felix: "It's hard to say, after all, a little goodbye is better than a newlywed!"

Afterwards, the two began to read the messages on Felix's Facebook page.

#男神，男神，Why doesn’t Mario know condoms, but you do?Honestly, are you not a virgin anymore? #——The male god's little brain

Mario Gotze: "Felix, I think you must still be a virgin, right?"

Felix: "Mario, why do you care so much about this?"

Mario Gotze: "Of course, because you are my best friend!"

Felix: "Okay, of course I'm a virgin. I haven't even had a girlfriend. As for condoms, they are very common. I've seen them and they're really normal. If you haven't seen them, it's not normal!"

Mario Gotze: "Humph! I'm a virgin, so it's normal that I haven't seen this condom before!"

#男神，男神，Why is Mario so excited when De Jong hugs your waist? #——Socialist Five Good Youth

Felix: "Of course Mario is in love with me, that's why I'm so excited, right? Mario!"

Mario Gotze: "How is that possible? Of course not. I regard you as my best friend, but you say I'm in love with you. It's so sad!"

Felix's lips quickly touched Mario Gotze's lips, and immediately reached out to touch little Mario.

Felix pointed to little Mario and said: "Facts speak louder than words, little Mario has leaked your inner thoughts!"

Mario Gotze: "No! It's because your lips are as sexy and soft as a woman's, that's why I react! Yes, that's it!"

Felix: "Actually, you don't need to argue at all!"

#男神和Mario must be stuffed with sauce, so the cooperation is so perfect! #——The little dirty girl is a witch

Mario Gotze: "There is no Jiangjiangniangniang, Felix and I have a very pure gay relationship!"

Felix: "Mario, look at your face, do you want to have sex with me?"

Mario: "No way! Unless I'm on top!"

Felix: "Pfft! How could you be on top? Mario, are you revealing your sexual orientation?"

Mario Gotze: "I think you feel the same as a woman on the top? So this is not revealing your sexual orientation!"

Felix: "..."

#男神，男神，You are so smart, you must have deliberately lured De Jong and the referee to collide! # - Little Mushrooms for Picking Mushrooms

Mario Gotze: "It seems that your fans are very smart! I think so too!"

Felix: "Am I the only one who thinks this was an accident?"

Mario: "You movie star! Are you lying to a three-year-old kid?"

#Ah ah ah!I finally discovered that Mario's chest is not only big, but also very elastic, so Mario used the trick of passing the ball through the chest to make the male god equalize the score! #——Three years old looks handsome

Felix reached out and touched Mario Gotze's big breasts, smiled and said, "Sure enough, it's a bit elastic, and it feels good in the hand, maybe even better than a woman's. It seems that the big breasts are also very good!"

Mario Gotze fired back, then said with disdain: "You're all ribs, no meat at all!"

Felix: "It's not as exaggerated as you said, okay? Although it's not as big as you, it still has the pectoral muscles it should have!"

#男神，男神，I didn't expect that your peach buttocks are so powerful, and you can beat the Netherlands to win the world championship. Why didn't I think of it before? #——The big bad wolf is very aunt

Mario Gotze imitated Felix's previous movement, stretched out his hand and quickly slid on Felix's peach buttocks.

Felix: "Mario, you're getting bolder!"

Mario Gotze: "Haha...it feels really good!"

Felix: "..."

Felix was a little surprised in his heart, did he really like Mario.

Thinking about it carefully, playing with Mario is really the happiest time for me besides playing football.

This feeling of total body relaxation without any distracting thoughts is particularly refreshing, as if every pore has been opened.

Originally, Felix could completely suppress Mario Gotze both in action and language, but now he chooses to let Mario Gotze's actions go.

Felix found himself many times without trying to stop Mario Gotze from getting too intimate.

Felix felt that watching Mario Gotze became more and more cute, and he instinctively felt like staying with Mario.

Is this the love between good friends, or the love that sprouted quietly?

No one can give Felix the answer, only him to find the answer.

Mario Gotze didn't know what Felix was thinking of writing, he continued to look down.

#男神，男神，The Daily Mail said you and Mario had a □celebration and then got stuffed in the locker room. Is that true? #——Big Milk Rabbit White Sugar

Felix: "Celebrating? Mario, did you secretly take off your underwear and was photographed by the reporter?"

Mario Gotze was also shocked when he saw this, and then he opened his shorts and looked at the underwear he was wearing and said, "How is it possible? You see, what I am wearing now is the pink pair you gave me. Little bee panties!"

Felix: "But Mario, why do you doubt yourself? Then pull up your shorts to prove it?"

Mario Gotze: "This is because I value the gift you gave me too much. It is more precious than any of my items, so I subconsciously take a look!"

#兔兔, you little fairy, I will go to your house to play at night, wash it up and wait for me! #——The domineering president is me

Mario Gotze: "These two people must have intentionally abused the single dog here! But why do you have to clean it up?"

Felix: "Because they are together!"

Mario Gotze: "Oh! I'm going to take a shower!"

Author has something to say: Mario Gotze: "Oh! I'm going to take a shower!"

Felix: "Mario, clean up!"

Mario Gotze: "Of course I have to clean up after taking a shower. If it's not clean, isn't it a waste of time?"

Felix: Idiot Mario, I don't know if you understand the true meaning of washing clean?

The following is a small theater belonging to genuine readers (it has nothing to do with the text, has nothing to do with the text, has nothing to do with the text_(:зゝ∠)_)

Mario Götze: Felix told me to take a shower and clean up, didn't he mean it?

hum!Unless you let me be on top, otherwise I will definitely refuse!

But Felix would definitely not agree!

This is a problem!

If Felix can really agree to me being on top, I can reluctantly think about it.

Yes!

Even if he's a boy, I'll think about it...