[Football] Queen of the Hornets

"Hey! Mario, can you eat slowly?"

Felix watched as Mario Gotze picked up a large piece of steak and was desperately eating it. It looked like a hungry tiger descending the mountain, and the eating was really indecent.

He was chewing on the steak and had no time to answer Felix. Mario Gotze glanced up at Felix and sped up his speed.

"Mario, I really won't fight with you, besides, how can you eat so much meat by yourself?"

With one hand on his phone, Felix tosses a potato chip into his mouth with the other, before watching Mario Gotze gobble it up again.

"No, it's so delicious, I can't stop at all."

After Mario Gotze said a word, he quickly forked the roast pork leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

"No wonder you're getting fatter and your breasts are getting bigger."

Felix shook his head, slowly eating a piece of trout.

"Pfft! Cough cough..."

Mario Gotze complained in his heart, Felix, you can eat as soon as you eat, why did you lift my chest again?It made me choke!

"Look, I told you not to eat too fast, but you didn't listen, so you're choking!"

Ahhh!Obviously you deliberately said that my breasts interfered with me, so I accidentally choked on it! ! !

Mario Gotze was a little depressed, so he had no choice but to turn his grief and anger into appetite, and continued to deal with the roasted pork leg crazily, as if the roasted pork leg had a deep hatred for him.

The most helpless thing in this world is: people who obviously want to control their weight and should eat less meat are eating meat like desperately; while people who obviously want to gain weight are slowly tasting the taste of vegetables and fish.

Felix sighed slightly in his heart, and then reluctantly picked up the steak under the urging of his grandfather.

Grandpa finally nodded and smiled when he saw that Felix was finally eating meat.

Mario Gotze looked up, and he found that Felix's grandfather smiled so kindly, even his eyebrows seemed to be smiling.

Just as nice as my grandpa, Mario Gotze thought to himself.

After dinner, Felix and Mario Gotze were off to "do something big."

This is a major event that has a profound impact on two people.

Ahem..., of course, this matter is to help Felix open a Facebook account, and then give Felix Aite to everyone he knows.

It is really not easy to apply for an account, but Felix has never done it before, so he will not do it. Now watching Mario Gotze typing on the side, he realizes that it is really simple.

Next, Mario Gotze added Felix as a friend, and then posted a message, and Art tweeted everyone he knew.

"Felix has opened a Facebook account, everyone hurry up and grab the top spot! "

"It's done, Felix, and then you can write on it, and you can post pictures, I think you should be able to."

After Mario Gotze finished speaking, he got up and went to the toilet.

Following Mario Gotze's method of operation, Felix added Mario Gotze and Thomas Muller as friends, and began to upload the first Facebook content of the day.

"High energy ahead, non-combatants please evacuate quickly, on why Mario's chest is so big! "

Next, there is a photo of Mario Gotze gobbling up just now at the meal.

After sending this message, Felix did not forget to ask Thomas Muller.

After all, the last time he swapped jerseys with Thomas Müller, Felix promised him and told him if he had a Facebook account.

"Male god, male god, why is it Mario's photo, begging the male god to send his private photo!"

"God, I want to see your picture, I don't want to see chubby Mario!"

"I knew there must be a reason for Mario's breasts, but I didn't expect it to be... But, Felix, why don't you post your own photos, you have to know that many people are waiting to see your life photos !” —Thomas Müller.

Thomas Müller thinks that Felix doesn’t know how to play Facebook, and the photo of yourself eating is a hundred times better than the photo of Mario Gotze eating. Your fans come to see you, not to see Mali O Gotze's.

Even if you put a group photo of the two of you eating together, it will increase a lot of fans!

"Don't you think Xiaopang is cute?"

"I didn't expect Xiaopang to be so cute when he eats!"

"Cute little fat man, what should I do? When I saw this photo, I wanted to pinch the little fat man's face!"

"This photo is poisonous, I've already become a fan of Mario o(￣▽￣)d"

"Felix must have true love for Xiaopang. He just opened Facebook and made Xiaopang popular!"

"Looking forward to the photo of the male god!"

"Looking forward to the photo of the male god +1"

"..."

When Mario Gotze came out of the toilet, his face was green.

"Felix, you actually secretly photographed me!"

"Where is this a sneak shot? It's very open and aboveboard, and it took you face to face." Felix smiled, shook his head and said: "Mario, look at your number of fans. It has increased a lot because of this photo. straight up."

"Felix, what do you mean, you made me so ugly just to help me increase my popularity?"

"Is it ugly? Look at everyone's replies, they all say it's cute, and your number of fans has really increased a lot."

Mario saw that his number of fans had really increased a lot, and now it has exceeded 10.

Felix has just opened Facebook, and already has more than 2 fans. This speed is actually very fast, but Felix is ​​not satisfied at all. His goal is to reach 100 million fans a week. How can a mere [-] be enough?

"Felix, you have more than 2 fans, which is pretty good. Why are you still frowning?"

"Mario, how can I quickly increase the number of fans?"

"Show cute, show stupid, show the lower limit..."

"Like?"

"For example, if you dance a section of "Swan Lake" in women's clothing, there will definitely be a lot of people watching, and then Aite will be watched by others..."

Before Mario Gotze finished speaking, Felix gave him a blank look.

If he did so, his image of a male god would be completely destroyed.

"Since this doesn't work, then...you take a picture when you go to the bathroom to take a shower, and then post it on Facebook..."

"Mario, I can tell. You are retaliation for me taking a picture of you eating and posting it on Facebook. That's why you said that on purpose."

Felix walked up to Mario Gotze, then imitated Klopp's move and slapped him hard on the shoulder.

"Since I have come up with so many good ideas and you don't agree with them, you can only use the most stupid method. You just take a few photos of your life, and then all the players you know will help forward it."

Mario Götze spread his hands, lost.

……

"Okay, forget it for now, Mario, let's play a game of live football first?"

Felix knew that this matter could not be rushed, so let's rest first.

"Okay! It's been a long time since I played games with you."

Entering the game, Felix and Mario Gotze did not start the game right away, but started editing the players.

Because the game was released half a year earlier, Felix and Mario Gotze hadn't entered the first team at that time, so there were not two of them in the Dortmund team in the game.

Then, Felix started to create players, and then pinched the players' faces.

"Who is this player? Me? Felix, my chest is not that big!" Mario Gotze protested.

"It seems to be a bit small, but unfortunately this is the largest one. If there is a larger size, I will choose the larger one without hesitation."

Felix didn't seem to hear Mario Gotze's protest and was talking to himself.

"My face is not so fat!"

However, Felix still did not listen to Mario Gotze's advice.

Then, Felix entered the height of 176 cm and weight of 72 kg in the player profile.

"Mario, look, your height is 12 centimeters shorter than mine, and your weight is almost the same as mine, yet you still say you are not fat?"

"I don't have 72 kilograms, I only have 70 kilograms, and the extra 2 kilograms are because you squeezed my chest and face."

"Mario, 70kg was when you first entered the first team, and now it must be 72kg."

Mario Gotze was speechless. He hadn't weighed himself for a long time. Maybe he really gained a lot of weight?

If not, why does Felix always call me fat?

What follows are Mario Gotze's key attributes and habits.

"Prefer to pass the ball to a teammate in a better position? Actually, I like to shoot."

Mario Gotze spoke softly after seeing the customary movements edited by Felix.

"I don't think so. You are a midfield playmaker and prefer to wear threatening balls. This is a good habit and keep it up."

Felix patted Mario Gotze on the shoulder and said.

"Felix, now it's my turn to pinch my face."

Mario Gotze saw his player model pinched and snatched the handle from Felix.

"Mario, am I that ugly?"

"It seems a bit ugly, Felix is ​​definitely not so ugly..."

After a long time, Mario Gotze finally gave up. He couldn't pinch Felix's handsome face no matter how hard he tried.

"Felix, I think it's just enough to make do with it. There are bugs in this game. The bug is that players who are too handsome can't figure it out at all."

Mario Gotze was a little distressed. After trying for a long time, he couldn't do it, so he gave up pinching his face and started to enter data.

"Shot 100, Mario, don't you want to create the strongest player in the universe with all 100 attributes?"

"Felix, in my mind, your shooting attributes are full marks."

"Mario, you are a bit too flattering, with 81 shots, 80 headers, 71 calmness, and 70 speed..."

"Felix, your total score is only 72 points? It seems a bit low to me."

yes! With a total score of 70 points, Dortmund can only play in rotation at most. If it is in Bayern, they may not even be able to enter the substitute lineup.

Mario Gotze only has 65 points, which is the value of an ordinary substitute player in Dortmund.

"Mario, don't care about these statistics. We have qualities that others don't have. More importantly, we are in the process of rapid growth, while the other main players have passed the growth period."

Next, is the official game.Felix and Mario Gotze chose Dortmund.

Felix Schneider in the Felix Controls game, Mario Gotze in the Mario Controls game.

The opponent is the strongest team in the Bundesliga-Bayern Munich.

"Mario, you passed it too early!"

"Felix, obviously you fell into Bayern's offside trap and didn't realize it."

The two looked at the 0:1 score on the screen and began to "blame" each other for not playing well.

It seems that the cooperation between the two in the game is not as good as in reality.

"Felix, why is playing games more difficult than playing football?"

"Do you think you can reverse Bayern every time? Do you treat Bayern as an amateur team?"

Seeing that the final score was fixed at 0:2, Felix didn't feel depressed. He felt that he and Mario still had a long way to go.

The battle for the Bundesliga title between Dortmund and Bayern will continue for a long, long time...