[Football] Queen of the Hornets

Dortmund's players did not get used to it, but as the game progressed, Dortmund gradually found Bochum's weakness.

They used active running and threatening long shots to threaten Bochum's goal at all times.

In the 55th minute, Felix received the ball outside the penalty area and turned around after returning a pass. C. Fuchs pulled Felix's jersey, and Felix fell to the ground.

The referee blew to stop the game, and reached into his trouser pocket to prepare for the deck.

Felix stood up, didn't speak, just opened his hands helplessly, indicating that the foul was so obvious, why don't you give him another yellow card?

"It's a flop! I didn't pull hard at all, and he fell to the ground!" C. Fuchs immediately explained to the referee, looked at the referee expectantly, and said in his heart, "This card must be To Felix, warn him about diving".

The referee did indeed draw out a yellow card, but he showed it to C. Fuchs. When C. Fuchs saw it, he put his head in his hands and was confused on the spot. The two yellow cards turned one red and he was about to be sent off!

This foul happened under the nose of the referee. C. Fuchs' foul action of pulling Felix's jersey was not too obvious, and it happened in such a dangerous place on the penalty area line. There is no fault at all for the yellow card Come.

Perhaps at the beginning of the game, the referee had selfish intentions. He didn't want the game to enter the garbage time too early and wanted to make the game more exciting, so the whistle was a little soft, which is somewhat understandable.But now, Bochum had no hope of winning, and he was still fouling non-stop. Uncle could not bear it, and he felt that he had to draw cards again, otherwise the scene would become more and more chaotic. C. Fuchs gave this opportunity, so it is just right, let me send you down.

Felix gave the referee a thumbs up, expressing that the penalty was fair.

"Felix, you are the new Best Actor! "

I give full marks to Felix's acting skills! "

"What do upstairs and upstairs mean?"Say Felix is ​​diving? "

"This is an obvious pulling foul, and Felix is ​​not a diving man!" "

"Don't insult my CEO Luo upstairs, it's none of my CEO's business! "

After Kaka knew about it for the first time, he also posted a message on Facebook, "This is an obvious foul, and the penalty is undisputed."

As a result, Ronaldo was here at Kaka, and through Kaka’s Facebook, he saw Felix’s fans saying bad things about him. He felt a little indignant, and left a message on Felix’s Facebook, “Lying innocently, please don’t I'm involved in everything! ".

Of course, Felix doesn't know these things at all now.

In this confrontation, even if Felix is ​​pulled to the ground, he will lose his center of gravity and lose the ball, and he will still be fouled by the opponent.Therefore, Felix may have elements of performance, but this foul action is real, and it will not be whitened no matter how much it is washed!

In the 58th minute, due to Bochum's poor strength and poor morale, and it was still 9 on 11, Dortmund's performance in the second half finally started.

"Grand Cross" cross, Felix headed back, and Mario Gotze volleyed in the penalty area to score the second goal.

When did Mario Gotze's first goal happen?

The goal scored by the referee's face counted on Mario Gotze's head.

Anyway, there is no referee scoring in the rules, who made Mario Gotze the main messenger!

In the 66th minute, Felix made a burst shot in the penalty area, hitting the goalkeeper's leg and refracting into the net.

Big Four!

Felix scored four goals in one game!

However, Dortmund did not save face for their opponents.

why?

Who asked you Bochum to shovel Shaheen, and what is even more unforgivable is to shovel Shaheen with a malicious foul.

If Bochum was running for the ball, not for people to shovel, he could be forgiven.

Now it's only 8:0, how is it enough?

I'm sorry for the injured Shaheen if I don't play 10:0!

Nine players beat eleven players, and their morale is low. Bochum has lost the ability to resist. Now they only hope that the game will end quickly, and they hope that they will not lose to 10 goals, so they can save some face.

If Dortmund's players could hear them, they would laugh out loud.

You seemed to have a lot of fun when you deliberately hurt people, but now you want us to show some face?There are no doors!

In the 70th minute, a corner kick was taken and Dortmund central defender Hummels scored a header.

9: 0!

It is agreed that at least 10:0 can only be more or less.

At this time, Dortmund does not look like a team leading by a big score. Instead, it seems to be behind and just wants to score another goal.

The head coach of Bochum was very nervous and could only pray silently in his heart: Don't score any more goals!

In the 73rd minute, it was Felix again, with a volley shot in the penalty area, scoring his fifth goal of the game and the 10th goal of the Dortmund team. ball.

The score has become 10:0, and finally they are in double figures. The process does not seem to be very difficult, and the opponent has no ability to resist.

After scoring the 10th goal, although the commentator was still shouting, the fans could hear it, and there was no excitement in his voice.

Apparently, even the narrator was tired.

The rest of the time has lost its meaning, it might as well end the game early.

Klopp completely understood that the opponent's so-called trump card turned out to be fierce fighting and malicious fouls.

There is no real trump card that can be used at all, and it is as Felix said, "fake tricks".

Klopp may not understand the true meaning of Dong Shi's imitation, and accidentally compared himself to a beautiful woman Xi Shi.

In fact, when Felix was thinking about this idiom, he didn't consider this aspect at all. Fortunately, Klopp didn't really understand the allusion of Dong Shi's imitation, otherwise Felix would be embarrassed.

The "uncle slag" with a sloppy beard is compared to a Xi Tzu. This picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it!

Klopp saw that Felix's physical energy was almost exhausted, and finally made the second substitution of the game.

The first substitution was forced to replace the injured Shaheen with Mario Gotze, and the second substitution was to replace Felix with Barrios.

When Felix left the field, there was a thunderous sound from the south stand. This was the sound of neat applause, dedicated to tonight's hero - Felix.

There were even two female fans who screamed excessively, passed out, and were rushed to the ambulance by the crowd.

This is the first "riot" in the South Stand in history.

A corner kick was taken, and Hulmes headed the goal, which was the icing on the cake and extended the score to 11:0.

Bochum players want to cry but have no tears. It's 11:0, can we stop?

The original main striker, Barrios, had just been replaced and didn't score a single goal. Of course he really wanted to score.

Therefore, 11:0 is not enough, Barrios is very energetic, his performance is very active, he is desperately asking for the ball from his teammates.He told Bochum with a goal that 11:0 is not enough!

At 12:0, Barrios was finally satisfied after scoring a goal immediately after coming off the bench.

However, there is another new record in front of Dortmund players.

The biggest score in Bundesliga history is 12:0.

An opportunity to set a new record is in front of the Dortmund players, and they certainly don't want to miss it.

Breaking the record for the number of goals scored in a single game in the Bundesliga is really attractive!

When they suddenly discovered this, all the Dortmund players suddenly felt as if they had been beaten to death. At first, they wanted to forget about it and spare the opponent, but now, no matter what they say, they have to score another goal.

In the last 5 minutes, Dortmund fans seemed to be watching a Champions League final in a trance, and now Dortmund and their opponents entered the final minutes of overtime. Dortmund did not want to be dragged into overtime and launched a final crazy attack .

In the end, there were several people who had the chance to be the one who hit the nail on the head.

Mario Gotze took his chance and volleyed home the final goal for his side after a chest stop in the penalty area.

"l!!! Dortmund made history. At the last moment, Mario's shot allowed Dortmund to beat Bochum 13-0, setting a new record for the highest score in a Bundesliga game in history!"

Bella Reitz finally broke out once. Witnessing such a history, he had to raise his voice and shout, and his old partner agreed very well.

Seeing this goal, the fans swiped frantically again.

"Now I finally know why Mario has trained his chest so big! "

"The male god said, Mario is for eating, not for training!" "

"Data shows: If Mario's chest is a little bit smaller, he will not be able to score this goal!" "

"Mario's breasts changed history! "

"I want such big breasts too! "

……

"Coincidentally, the highest score in Bundesliga history was created by Borussia Dortmund against Borussia Dortmund. Dortmund lost 12 goals. Yes, in the 70s, Dortmund was the loser! Now, Dortmund is the winner. square!"

Now with the score of 13:0, Dortmund's previous shame has achieved today's glory!

And Bochum, which has created this shameful record, will probably be relegated to the second division this season and never recover!

At 13:0, Dortmund tonight is like a crazy butcher, killing Bochum who came to challenge him to death.

The cause of all this stems from the arrogance of the Bochum head coach, from the brutal fouls of the Bochum players, and from the "soft heart" of the referee at the beginning.

As the victor, Dortmund humiliated the provocateur Bochum in this way, and it will only be praised. No fans will think Dortmund is too cruel.

At this moment, the singing of "Super Dortmund" in the South Stand has already resounded through the sky!

Of course, the media will not let go of this opportunity, and pieces of news are sent out.

This time, the media did not prepare the title in advance, because it was already 12:0, and Dortmund's players were desperately trying their best. Had to change the title.

"Dortmund's humiliating record no longer exists, it all depends on all the players on the court who never give up! - "Dortmund Evening News"

"Dortmund makes new history, Bochum swallows the bitter pill of arrogance! "——"Kicker"

"Felix scored five dollars alone to help Dortmund beat Bochum 13:0 and created the largest score in the Bundesliga" - "Bild"

"13:0, the referee was slapped in the face, Dortmund kicked Bochum! "—"Mirror"

"Dortmund defeated Bochum 13:0, the referee helped Dortmund make history. - "The Sun"

"A new record was born, the highest score in the Bundesliga was 13:0 created by Dortmund" - "Marca"

"From the most losses in the Bundesliga to the most wins, Dortmund has gone for 31 years! "——"Aspen"

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, successfully complete the side mission and defeat Bochum, get 5000 points, complete the extra mission, and get a bottle of ordinary hairspray. 】

What the hell is regular hairspray?

Why is there no shot +1, or calm +1 bonus?

[Host, even ordinary hairspray is better than any kind of hairspray in the world. With just one swipe of this, it can automatically produce the most handsome hairstyle. It can be used 10 times, and the hairstyle will be perfect even after 10 times. It is repeated, and there is no time limit for receiving this bottle of hair gel. The host can receive it whenever he wants, which is super convenient! 】

"Shouldn't this kind of thing be prepared for Ronaldo? I don't need it at all! Yaoyao, can you replace it with something else?"

[No, the 10 most handsome hairstyles come from the universe's most advanced "One Thousand Most Handsome Hairstyles" database, which guarantees that the host will be satisfied. 】

Satisfied you big head ghost!

My charm is already full marks, what else do I need the most handsome hairstyle for?

Besides, I have super short hair, what hairstyle can I change into?

Felix finally realized Yaoyao's trap, it was useless at all, and he wouldn't allow it to be changed.

perhaps……

Can it be transferred to Ronaldo?

no!If the favorability has not reached the friend level, it cannot be sent out.

When the relationship with Mario reaches 50, how about giving it to Mario?

No way!Mario hadn't had hairspray at all, so he wouldn't have liked it.

Felix still doesn't think it's okay to use it himself, and he has never used hairspray.

What should I do?

I can only put it first, and don't take it. If it has been useless, I will keep it.

At this moment, Felix thought about it, and felt that this was very possible.

This bottle of hairspray must have a history of hundreds of years. Dozens of hosts have never wanted it. Any products that have been eliminated will be given away by Yaoyao for free.

Although the white football socks were ugly, they were at least somewhat useful, and this bottle of hairspray was not practical at all except for being full of holes.

"Yaoyao, this hair gel can't be given away, can I use it to make hairstyles for others? And how long will this hairstyle last? It's impossible to have this most handsome hairstyle for a lifetime, right?"

[You hold it and spray it on others, even if you have no feelings, this is allowed in the rules.As for how long it will last, as long as you don't wash your hair, you will always have this hairstyle, and as long as you wash your hair, you won't have this hairstyle anymore. 】

Felix understood, this hairspray is still useless, maybe he can give someone a haircut and earn some pocket money?Thinking of this, Felix could only smile wryly in his heart.

Due to making Mario Gotze blush twice in a row, this time Felix is ​​going to go home and take a closer look at the system mall.

And because of the content posted by the fan "Wright" and Felix's excellent performance in the game, Felix's Facebook has been maxed out, but Felix still doesn't know anything about it.