[Football] Queen of the Hornets

"Felix, this is definitely great news, so I couldn't wait to call."

It could be heard that Volker Struth on the other end of the phone was a little excited, and he didn't know what kind of good news made the usually calm Volker Struth couldn't hold it anymore.

"Real Madrid have contacted me and also started negotiations with Borussia Dortmund, so I'm here to ask you what you mean." Volker Struth continued.

"Real Madrid, if you go there, you will definitely play as a substitute, so next time if Real Madrid asks again, you can just refuse."

Real Madrid also refuse?

Felix knows very well that he will definitely sit on the bench when he goes to Real Madrid now, and he won't even get a chance to play.

Even if Real Madrid and Dortmund negotiate a good price, Felix will refuse. In Dortmund, as long as he is under Klopp, he knows that he has many opportunities to play.

"Okay, I understand, so I can negotiate with Borussia Dortmund and let them re-sign the contract."

To re-sign a big contract, Volker Struth also got a commission, of course, the payment party is the Borussia Dortmund club.

So Real Madrid wants to buy Felix, regardless of whether Real Madrid and his party can succeed, it is a good thing for agent Volker Struth and Felix.

And Felix's original contract salary is indeed a bit low. He is the second-to-last salary in the first team, and these should be able to increase a lot.

Who is the last one?That must be Mario Gotze.

Because both are the latest rookies, and Felix is ​​the original youth team captain, so the salary is a little higher than Mario Gotze.

"Felix, the opponent is Real Madrid! I didn't expect you to refuse without even thinking about it!"

Mario Gotze heard the conversation between Felix and his agent Volker Struth, and he walked up to Felix with an incredible expression.

"Mario, if Real Madrid takes a fancy to you, will you go?" Felix turned to look at Mario Gotze and asked.

"If the price is right, I will go. No one will struggle with the money. Besides, Real Madrid is a top giant. If I have the opportunity, of course I will go. Even if it is not Real Madrid, if it is other giants, like Bayern, Manchester United, Barcelona... I would also like to go. will go."

"Mario, you idiot, if you go to these teams, you will only waste your youth, and you will never be able to play in the first team, and your strength will seriously decline. Do you understand?" Felix stretched out both hands, Gently squeezed Mario Gotze's chubby face and said.

"Then wait until I become the main player of Dortmund's first team. If I have the opportunity to go to these giants again, I won't be a substitute." Mario Gotze said with a smile, blinking his innocent eyes.

"Mario, you think too simply! Don't forget, if you go to Bayern, you will become my deadly enemy!"

"If I go to Bayern, can we not be friends?" Mario Gotze felt a little lost.

"If there is such a day, we are still friends off the court, and I will not show mercy on the court!"

"As long as we're still friends off the pitch, it's fine, Felix, you know, I've been a Bayern fan since I was a kid..."

"Mario, so I say you are a fool. It doesn't matter if you are a Bayern fan, but you don't have to play for Bayern. It is Dortmund who trains you, and it is Dortmund who gives you the chance to play in the first team."

"Okay, Felix, don't say any more, I don't need to think about it now, Bayern will not look at a player who just came up from the youth team."

Mario Gotze knows that Bayern is looking at it, it must be a famous star, he is not qualified yet.

Felix believes that Mario Gotze is growing very fast, and maybe he will be able to secure his main position in two years.

……

After answering the phone call, Felix continued to pay attention to his Facebook. After all, there were too many posts that he didn't have time to read.

There are too many messages, Felix can only browse quickly, and only reply when he sees something more interesting.

"Male god, please find the store address of the vintage white socks! I want to buy a pair for the male ticket!"

"God, ask for the address of the vintage white socks shop!"

"Ask for the address of the retro white socks store +1"

Seeing so many people wanting to buy white socks, Mario Gotze laughed out loud.

"Felix, when your fans said that, I just remembered, where did you buy your white socks? It's even more tasteless than your little bee underwear!"

"Mario, what kind of underwear are you wearing, are they very tasteful?" Felix said disdainfully.

"Felix, would you like to see?"

"Forget it, I don't want to see what underwear you are wearing. My pair of socks are very comfortable to wear, and that's enough. And this pair of underwear, which is much more comfortable than your tasteful underwear!"

Felix's underwear is unique in the universe, and the underwear with shooting skills +5 is certainly not comparable to Mario Gotze's tasteful underwear.

Interrupted by Felix, Mario Gotze knew that he could not continue to ask Felix about the origin of the white socks.

"What the hell is this message? Our factory is already mass producing Felix's same style of white socks and off-the-shoulder sexy jerseys. If you want to buy them, hurry to one of my treasure stores, **** (avoid Advertisement suspicion, the author Jun Harmony _(:3ゝ∠)_)”

Felix and Mario Gotze looked at each other.

This turned out to be an advertisement for a certain treasure!

This pirated advertisement was even placed on the original owner's Facebook page!

The owner of a treasure store, are you embarrassed to advertise with the original owner?Did you pay the patent fee?

It's really cheap and invincible!

In response to this situation, Felix sent a Facebook message.

"Those who post any advertisements in my comments will be regarded as liars. If you see one, you will block one, and if you see two, you will block one pair."Because most of the people who follow me are brain-dead fans, I am afraid that you will be cheated. "

Unexpectedly, as soon as this Facebook content was posted, there were a lot of comments immediately.

"God, god, I am your cute little brain (*^__^*)"

"Male god, I haven't seen your photo for a long time, did you have any surprises tonight?"

"The owner of a certain treasure store has such a big face. Not only did he imitate the male god's white socks and off-the-shoulder jersey, but he also put the advertisement under the male god's Facebook page!"

"The male god here is my only pure land, advertisers please fuck off!"

"..."

Felix hasn't seen this yet, because he's still reading the previous message.

"God, you scored five goals in one game, will you score six goals in the next game?"

"God, play Werder Bremen after the next winter break, give him seven or eight goals!"

"The highest number of goals scored in a single game in the history of the Bundesliga is 12 goals, so, male god, don't pass the ball to others in the next game, just shoot straight. It is best to break this record!"

"The next game is Bremen. Not to mention the underdogs like Bochum, can the screen lickers upstairs be more realistic?"

"Don't pretend to know the football master upstairs! It's not surprising that the male god breaks any records, because he is my male god!"

"If you know the ball emperor, you can keep diving. Please don't talk. My stomach feels uncomfortable after watching it. I don't even want to eat dinner!"

"Sister upstairs, you should also pay attention to your body when licking the screen."

Mario Gotze suppressed a smile, and then said to Felix: "Felix, I think you should switch to playing basketball, which is better and can satisfy the wishes of your fans."

Mario Gotze believes that only on the basketball court can he score so many goals.On the football field, it is already a miracle that Felix can score five goals in a game.

Felix patted Mario Gotze on the head and said, "If it was basketball, I wouldn't score a single goal."

Mario Gotze stuck out his tongue, then checked his own Facebook.

"Little Fatty, it's been a long time since you secretly took pictures of male gods, hurry up and take them!"

Felix saw the news and immediately said to Mario Gotze: "Mario, you are not allowed to secretly take pictures of me at night, otherwise I will be angry."

"Okay, Felix, since you've said that, of course I won't take pictures of your sleeping posture anymore." Mario Gotze said with a shrug of his shoulders and a slight smile.

"Mario, please upload a photo of the male god."

"Mario, it's okay to post a photo of you and the male god!"

"Ask for a photo of the male god +1"

Mario Gotze found that after Felix opened Facebook, the number of Felix's brainless fans who came to him to slaughter the version did not decrease, but more and more.

After browsing Facebook, Felix got up and went to the bathroom.

"Felix, the team doctor ordered that the bruises on the legs should be soaked in ice water to heal faster."

"Mario, I understand, there are a lot of ice cubes in the freezer." Felix nodded.

"It's too painful to take a bath in ice water in winter!" Mario Gotze said with a frown.

"Mario, if you want to heal quickly, then soak in it. Besides, there is air conditioning here. This is just a bruise on your leg from a collision. You just need to soak your leg in ice water. It's not about letting your whole body Soak in ice."

Both Felix and Mario Gotze suffered some bruises due to too much physical contact against Bochum.

This is not considered an injury, because it will subside in a few days, and if you want to get better faster, according to the team doctor, soak in ice water.

So, Felix is ​​now in the ice water. Speaking of which, Felix has more bruises than Mario Gotze.

After all, Mario Gotze's body is much stronger than Felix's.

"Oh!!! Mario, the water is so icy!"

As soon as Felix touched the ice water, he couldn't help but shivered, and then shouted loudly.

"Felix, you scream!" Mario Gotze joked.

"Mario, fuck off!"

Although there is an air conditioner, the ice water is really cold. Felix gritted his teeth and insisted. After a while, he slowly adapted to the temperature of the ice water.

Felix got out of the shower and posted a photo of her pajamas, not the pajamas she had last time, of course.

In the evening, Mario Gotze did not come to secretly shoot, after all, he had already said hello, and Mario Gotze was embarrassed to come to shoot again.

When he woke up the next day, Felix saw all the news about his transfer on the Internet. He was a little confused. What was going on?Didn't you agree not to go to Real Madrid and stay in Dortmund?