[Football] Queen of the Hornets

Mario Gotze is a little strange, why is Felix not in the room every time he comes to look for Felix, why does he hide in the back garden every time?

Seeing someone coming, Felix raised the object in his hand and said, "Mario, this is just a piece of chewing gum."

"Is this for me to eat?" Mario Gotze saw that Felix was not holding a "little bee" this time, so he smiled and wanted to take it.

"Mario, you can't eat this now!" Seeing Mario Gotze's action, Felix immediately hid the gum in his pocket.

For Felix, it would be a pity if it is eaten by Mario Gotze now. If there is no game today and tomorrow, it will be a waste of [-] points. This is really a pity. So, Felix had to be stingy for once.

It's just a piece of chewing gum. Is it necessary to be so stingy?

When Mario Gotze saw it, he rolled his eyes and said, "Felix, it's just a piece of broken chewing gum, and it's so mysterious, who cares?"

"Mario, of course you don't want a piece of chewing gum, what you want is pork knuckle, but don't eat too much, you have to know that you are losing weight now."

"Okay, Felix, why are you more verbose than my mother?"

Hearing Felix talking about pork knuckle, Mario Gotze couldn't help but licked his lips, and then swallowed his saliva.

Delicious pork knuckle has always been particularly attractive in Mario Gotze's mind.

Before dinner, Felix warned Mario Gotze to control his meat.

Didn't see you haven't made any progress for a long time?

If you are fat, it is easy to shoot!

You have never been so wavy before, and since you gained two kilograms during the winter break, you have become more and more wavy!

Be careful to become like Rooney!

Mario Gotze said aggrievedly that there is no connection between fat and waves, and he was particularly relieved when he shot waves because Felix was on the court.

Felix had no choice but to agree that he could only eat one pork knuckle, and the other meat would not be eaten. If he got fatter, be careful that Klopp would not give him a chance to start!

"Felix, I know you are doing it for my own good. I will exercise more after eating, and I won't continue to gain weight. If I really become Rooney, fat and bald, I might as well die. "

"Okay, Mario, haven't I been injured for a week? Starting tomorrow, in addition to the training required by the team, you will also have to practice with me."

"Okay! No problem, can I eat now?"

Mario Gotze couldn't wait any longer, and before Felix agreed, he immediately forked the biggest pork knuckle.

When Mario Gotze was enjoying the pork knuckle very much, Felix immediately put his arms around Mario Gotze's shoulders while Mario Gotze was not paying attention, and then the two took a group photo.

Felix looked at the photo on the phone and said with a smile: "Haha, Mario, the effect is good, it's this pork knuckle who steals the spotlight!"

"Felix, you secretly filmed me again, forget it, anyway, my fans know that I love pork knuckles!"

When Mario Gotze saw Felix taking pictures, he looked up and said a word, and then ate again.

Food cannot be disappointed!

After finally eating a big pig's knuckle, Mario Gotze was in a good mood and relaxed all over.

"Felix, you also eat meat! Don't just eat vegetables, you need to gain weight now." Mario Gotze immediately suggested when he saw Felix eating cabbage slowly.

Seeing that Felix did not move, Mario Gotze put a pork knuckle in Felix's bowl and said, "Eat it! Don't thank me!"

"Okay, Mario, although I think this is too greasy, but in order to gain weight, I will bear it!"

Felix reluctantly gnawed at the pork knuckle, a stark contrast to Mario Götze who was feasting.

The same pork knuckle, why does one taste so delicious?How can one eat so badly?

If Mario Gotze hadn't eaten it himself, seeing Felix's expression, he would have thought that the pork knuckle was cooked in the dark!

Such a delicious pork knuckle, you are frowning, with a reluctant look, how hypocritical!

……

After dinner, Felix and Mario Gotze played a game of live football that they hadn't played for a long time.

Mario Gotze saw that Felix was modifying the player data, and immediately shouted: "Felix, you are cheating! How can your shooting attribute increase by 7 points? In the past two months, you can increase by two points. Points are the most!"

Felix's shooting attribute has indeed increased by two points, but due to the addition of "Little Bee", his shooting attribute has already increased by 7 points.

"I know my own statistics, so my shooting attribute is 87 points!"

"Hmph! Felix, you're too rambunctious. My stats need to increase. Let's add 7 points to my dribbling!"

"Mario, we will focus on dribbling in the next week. I find it difficult to score goals when I am closely marked by the opponent."

"Felix, it is difficult for a world-class star to score goals if he is closely guarded!"

"No, no, Mario, forwards like Ronaldo and Messi, do you think they can be marked to death? They use dribbling skills to break through smoothly and score goals, and they can also create more opportunities for teammates."

"Felix, they are different from you. You are the center forward at the top. Most of the time, you just need to run out of space and shoot. You don't need to assist at all."

"But now, the opponent has discovered my weakness and will definitely take advantage of it."

Mario Gotze thought for a while and said: "That's true, so you practice your dribbling skills, and when you can break through with the ball, plus your speed and explosive power, even if you can't fake moves, maybe you will be able to do it by then." It can also surprise the opposing defender."

Next, as before, the two chose themselves in the game as the target of control, and the opponent was still Bayern Munich.

"Felix, your dribble is only 50, so don't break through, just wait for me to feed you the ball!" Mario Gotze shouted when he saw that Felix wanted to break through but lost the ball stand up.

"Mario, I'm just familiarizing myself with the movements in the game first..."

In the end, Dortmund, controlled by Felix and Mario Gotze, drew 2:2 with Bayern.

"Next time, we must mess with the next door!"

"Mario, it's better to mess up the next door in reality!"

After playing a game, Felix checks his own Twitter feed.

To the surprise of Felix and Mario Gotze, Felix's fans have exceeded 1000 million!

How is this faster?This is too scary, don't play like this, but fortunately Mario Gotze has no heart disease.

"Mario, don't be jealous of my face, this face is born, there is no way, you can also increase your fans through hard work!"

This is showing off? !

This must be naked showing off!

Mario Gotze felt that Felix was showing off his face, but he couldn't refute it in the face of reality, so he could only keep silent.

Felix quickly browsed, there were too many messages like "God, sleep with me!", Felix pressed the down button and slid quickly.

"Felix, stop! This one turned out to be Ronaldo's message, and it was posted in a large size. There are many fans leaving messages here!" Mario Gotze, with sharp eyes, immediately stopped Felix .

"Idol's game was even better than the previous two games!After all, the opponents in this game have begun to pay attention, and the difficulty is even higher than the previous two games. If the idol can turn around and break through, no one will be able to stop him! "——C Ronaldo

"It's no wonder my followers suddenly exceeded 1000 million. I originally thought of reaching 1000 million. The 1000 millionth fan sent the front photo. It seems that I can save it now."

Felix obviously miscalculated. He originally thought that it would take at least a few days before the breakthrough of 1000 million, but he didn't expect that Ronaldo would immediately bring him countless fans as soon as he left a message.

Mario Gotze immediately found a different message, and then shouted: "There is this one, this one is from Kaka, Felix, I really envy you."

"My injury is almost healed. I hope that my idol can bring me luck like your name. I look forward to competing with my idol in the Champions League!" "—— Kaka

"Kaka's injury is finally healed, I hope his old injury will not recur again." Felix said to himself.

"Felix, not injured, Kaka in good condition is unstoppable!"

"That's right, don't look at whose fans it is!"

"Felix, don't be smug, when your dribbling is almost the same as Kaka, you have the face to say that he is your fan!"

Mario Gotze is obviously dissatisfied. Felix's dribbling skills are really not very good. He can't even use his own speed to make a strong breakthrough, and he can't even make a fake move. So he is ashamed to say that he is an idol fan, Excuse me?

"Mario, I see that you are jealous, and you are obviously jealous."

Mario Gotze didn't speak, and continued to scroll down Felix's Facebook content quickly.

Mario Gotze saw a message and realized that the opportunity for revenge was coming. He immediately squeezed his throat and said, "The buttocks of the male god are as sweet as the honey picked by a bee!"

"Mario!"

"The already perfect male god has peach buttocks, will he let us women live?" Mario Gotze imitated the girl's chin-supporting movement, and then continued to speak in a soft voice.

"Mario!!!"

Mario Gotze felt extremely happy, he finally seized the opportunity to "revenge", and continued to imitate a woman's voice and said: "The male god with eight-pack abs has a peach butt, is this tempting me to commit a crime? "

"Okay! Mario, go ahead, I'm going to take a shower!"

Felix ignored Mario Gotze, turned around and walked to the bathroom.