[Football] Queen of the Hornets

Mario Gotze is a little strange, why is Felix hiding behind him?

Felix took advantage of everyone surrounding the referee and pushed Mario Gotze forward.

When he got near the penalty spot, Felix stood still.

Seeing the position clearly, Felix stood on the turf and turned around and twisted his body.

Mario Gotze felt the movement of Felix behind him.

Felix is ​​twisting his body. Could he be doing a peach butt dance?

Thinking of this, Mario Gotze felt his nose itch!

Mario Gotze turned his head to look at Felix, stared carefully for a while and felt that Felix didn't want to dance, it seemed like he had something to hide!Seeing Felix like this, he felt as if he was in a hurry to pee, as if he wanted to go to the bathroom.

Mario Gotze laughed and said: "Felix, you don't want to go to the toilet, do you? So you want me to block people's eyes, and then secretly pee on the pitch? But, you better bear it , there are a lot of cameras here, it’s not good to be photographed!”

Fishlip Mario, can you please shut up?If you keep talking, the referee is going to stare at me!

"Mario, you fool, wait and see! Now please turn your head back and don't talk to me!"

Felix stretched out his hand and slowly turned Mario Gotze's head back, but at the same time, his body twisted without stopping.

The big screen at the scene gave a big close-up shot of Dortmund's penalty area, and the scene where Felix twisted his body was also photographed.

Fans all over the world saw Felix's actions, and then the fans at the scene and in front of the TV all talked about it.

"Is this the male god? Are his feet itchy?"

"The male god's movements are so exaggerated, does the male god have athlete's foot? No! The male god must be perfect!"

"I heard that handsome people have athlete's foot!"

A man dressed as a gentleman and looking very proud said to the lady next to him: "According to the man's intuition, Felix must want to go to the toilet, and then he was embarrassed to let everyone find out his embarrassment, so Mali O blocks his body and what he doesn't consider is that the camera sees through everything. So Felix writhes, must be trying to relieve the pressure on his bladder. I see through Felix, please call My name is Detective Kudo Shinichi!"

"It's really like this, but during the intermission, why didn't the male god go to the bathroom, and now the second half of the game has only started 20 minutes!"

"That's strange, what on earth is the male god doing?"

Felix's fans saw this scene, and his Facebook was swept up by fans again.

#男神，男神，You actually didn’t go to the bathroom during the intermission. Are you okay now?Quickly ask Mario to block the camera, and then quietly pee on the court! #

#大活人Can still be suffocated to death by urine?The male god will definitely find a way! #

#男神，男神，Do you want to pee on the court?ah!So dirty, but why am I looking forward to it? What am I looking forward to? #

#男神will not be exposed. I heard that the x ability has something to do with holding back urine. The male god’s kidney ability must be very strong, so it’s no problem to hold it for another half an hour~(^_^)~#

#Upstairs is the answer, I have also heard the relationship between x ability and holding back urine, so I support the male god for another half an hour o(*////▽////*)q#

#You seem to be talking about something dirty, isn’t the male god itchy feet?Why did we talk about x ability?There is also a relationship between itchy feet and x ability?Why only I can't understand(￣▽￣)#

#Upstairs little sister, do not look at evil! #

#Haha, why am I looking forward to the male god being photographed by the camera? #

#Upstairs must not be a real fan, so the picture captured by the camera is not aesthetically pleasing, it would be better to let the male god get ready, and then post a fruit photo on Facebook! #

#男神Why would he take the initiative to put the fruit photo on Facebook? #

#Please don't say, my nosebleed is about to flow out! #

"Male God, don't drink too much water during the next game! -Thomas Müller

"Felix, next time don't get photographed with your butt on the pitch" - Toni Kroos

"Felix, you will learn the importance of going to the bathroom during the intermission next time! - Ozil

"Felix, you must not leak urine on the court! - Royce

In Madrid, Spain, two people were chatting happily.

"The idol is in a hurry to urinate, right?"

"Kaka, it's unlikely? During the intermission, don't idols go to the bathroom?"

"Maybe during the intermission, the head coach is arranging very important tactics around the idol, so the idol has no time to go to the bathroom!"

"It doesn't seem possible, so keep watching and see if the idol will boo in front of the whole world, haha..."

Ronaldo couldn't help laughing, and Kaka also laughed. The two found that watching Dortmund's games is so interesting every time!

The referee insisted on his own opinion and was not prepared to change the sentence.

Dortmund's players surrounding the referee were helpless, but there was no way, the referee was not going to change the sentence, so should he be beaten up?It is obviously impossible to beat him up, even if he scolds him!

Surrounding the referee did not get any effect, and the Dortmund players dispersed with interest.

At this time, Felix also completed his action.

This action is not a peeing action, nor is it a diving action, but an action of spinning the body and stepping on the turf.

The referee and the linesman did not see this hidden action, only the fans watching the big screen and live TV saw it.During the slow-motion replay, the fans saw Felix's movements, but the fans would get it wrong and focus on whether Felix wanted to go to the bathroom, instead of noticing the movements under Felix's feet.

The penalty was taken by Schalke's 28-year-old forward Kuranyi.

Kuranyi was selected for the German national team in 2003 and 2004.

In 2004, Kuranyi became the main striker of the German national team. This was his brightest period.In 2004, Kuranyi scored 13 goals in 10 games for the German national team, which is a good result, but he was weak in the key games of the European Cup. After that, Kuranyi was never selected for the German national team Team.

Even so, Kuranyi's skills are very good and his experience is very rich, so it is his duty to kick this penalty!

Dortmund's goalkeeper Weidenfeller is jumping and moving his body. It is very difficult to save such a penalty kick, but Weidenfeller will not give up.

Kuranyi stood in front of the football with his hips on his hips, thinking about which corner of the goal to kick.

Felix also stared at Kuranyi's feet seriously, to see if Kuranyi would fall into the trap he set.

Yes!Felix twisted his body just now, not to go to the toilet, but secretly set a trap.

The referee blew his whistle, and fans all over the world held their breath and focused their attention on Kuranyi.

Seeing the action of the referee blowing the whistle, Bella Reitz, the famous commentator of German TV Z04, immediately sounded passionately: "Schalke 04's penalty kick, this is a good opportunity for Schalke [-] to overtake the score , I wonder if Kuranyi will seize the opportunity?"

Bella Reitz's old partner Marcel Leif took over the topic: "To be honest, Schalke 04 had very few chances to score goals in the second half 10 minutes. This is Schalke 04's best chance. Good time, I wonder if Kuranyi can seize this opportunity?"

Kuranyi took a deep breath and then exhaled slowly. He ran up a few steps, then raised his right foot and aimed at the football to shoot!

As a result, something unexpected happened!

This scene left the watching fans dumbfounded, and they will never forget it until a long time later!

Kuranyi's left foot stepped on the smooth turf, and then Kuranyi's center of gravity was unstable and he fell back.At the same time, Kuranyi kicked the football with his raised right foot, but due to insufficient force, the shot was limp and powerless.It's not like a shot at all, it's like a pass.

Faced with such a big gift, Dortmund goalkeeper Weidenfeller certainly would not be polite, he held the football tightly in his arms!

Kuranyi sat on the grass in a daze, what's going on?

Why did I slip when I kicked a penalty kick?

How could the turf be so slippery now that it wasn't raining?

Kuranyi couldn't figure it out, but someone finally figured it out.

The fans who watched Felix's entire movement first understood. It turned out that Felix turned his body just now not to pee in a hurry to go to the toilet, but to make the penalty kicker fall down.

There was already a lot of excitement in the stands of the stadium.

"I didn't expect that my sharp eyes would be deceived by the male god!"

"I can only say, male god, is this okay?"

"God, well done! Who let Schalke 04 cheat a penalty, so Kuranyi is not wronged!"

A woman grabbed the ear of the proud gentleman dressed as a gentleman beside him, and then shouted in his ear: "Who just pretended to be a detective in front of my old lady, but it turned out to be nothing like that at all!" What’s the matter, go back to kneel the keyboard for my old lady at night!”

The proud gentleman no longer had the proud look just now. He said aggrievedly: "Who would have guessed this! Felix's golf skills are not yet world-class, but his acting skills are already world-class!"

"What did you say? How dare you say it again!" The lady pressed harder.

"Wife, take it easy, the male god is world-class, no matter in terms of skill or looks!"

"You're wrong again, let me remember clearly, the male god's ball skills, acting skills and appearance are all at the cosmic level!"

There were countless more messages on Felix's Facebook, and Chinese fans also jumped over the wall to leave messages on his Facebook.

#男神，男神，You are the idol of my life, your acting skills have reached the pinnacle! #

#男神，男神，You have deceived the whole world, is that really okay?But I like it!If Kuranyi fell, it was also due to Konya's flop. If there was no Konya's flop, there would be no penalty. If there was no penalty, then Kuranyi would not have fallen, so this Konya is to blame for everything! #

#男神，男神, your acting skills are already the strongest in the world, is there still room for improvement? #

#Konya thought he had learned the true meaning of Felix's diving, because he successfully fooled the referee.In the end, Felix told him that you only learned a little bit, because Konya didn't know the advanced courses of diving and reverse diving.Diving is unpredictable, ever-changing, and elusive. With Konya's aptitude, it is already very remarkable to be able to learn a little bit of Felix! #

#I watched another super blockbuster movie starring a male god, male god, you have acted in so many blockbuster movies in just half a year this season, are you stressed? #

#男神pretending to urinate urgently, this acting skill is really consummate, superb, and has reached perfection. Konya's behavior of playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong is really low! #

#男神, may I ask how did you develop your acting skills?Is there any shortcut? #

#I am a writer, I just published "On How Felix's Acting Skills Are Accomplished", welcome everyone to go to my xx store to buy, the store address is...#

#Upstairs Advertisement God is annoying, I remember the last time someone peddled a trick saying that there was a photo of a male god, but it turned out to be fake, and the one upstairs must be like this, everyone, don’t be fooled! #

#We will not be fooled by this kind of inferior fraud. #

At first, everyone thought that Felix would be photographed in a shameful scene, and his body parts would enter the eyes of fans all over the world, but it turned out that he was wrong, and it was a bit outrageous.

"Male God, how can you be so bad?I am already afraid of meeting Dortmund again, afraid that the male god will play tricks on me! -Thomas Müller

"Felix, you managed to trick me, I just want to say well done! - Tony Cross

"Felix, it's really because of you that you made me worry for nothing! - Ozil

"Felix, to be honest, I was really worried that you would leak urine on the court, but luckily it was a surprise! - Royce

Kaka and Ronaldo were expecting something that Felix would do to shock the world, but they saw such a wonderful performance by Felix.

Kaka shook her head slightly, tried her best not to laugh and said, "Idol's acting skills are definitely better than yours, Chris, you have to work hard!"

"This is really unexpected. The idol is so smart. Fortunately, I am not the one who kicked the penalty!"

"If you kicked the penalty kick, you might not slip!"

"The possibility of this is very low. Haven't you seen that the trap set by the idol is so big? If you are unprepared, you will be caught!"

"Felix is ​​indeed too good. His acting skills and his football skills are growing rapidly. It will be good for him to come to Real Madrid in the future. If he stays in Dortmund, then Dortmund will definitely become any giant team. Opponents you don’t even want to meet.”

Mario Gotze saw Kuranyi fall in the penalty area, and he stood there looking at Kuranyi, his mouth wide open, big enough to stuff an egg.

It took a while for Mario Gotze to understand. He ran towards Schalke 04's goal while looking at Felix and said, "Felix, you twisted your body just now, so you were..."

"Fool Mario, don't say anything!" Felix, who was running, quickly approached Mario Gotze, and then whispered something in Mario Gotze's ear, stopping Mario Gotze from speaking, if because Mario Gotze's big mouth was found to be mischief by the referee, and all previous efforts were wasted.

Konya saw that Felix and Mario Gotze were whispering, and immediately said to the referee: "It is Felix, it must be that Felix stepped on the turf on purpose, making the turf wet and slippery!"

The referee looked at the grass and could not see the damage to the turf that Konya said.

Even if there was a real case of Felix stepping on the turf, the scene has now been ruined by Kuranyi who slipped.

Besides, Konya, you saw Felix's action on the turf, why didn't you bring it up until now?

This only shows that you didn't actually see Felix in action at all, it's just guesswork right now.

The referee gave Konya a verbal warning, saying not to argue any more, and be careful if you argue again!

The referee gave Konya a verbal warning, which was "well thought out".

Konya, are you stupid to be my referee?

Innocent Felix was to blame for Kuranyi's own fall?

How can it be!

Felix didn't interfere with Kuranyi's penalty kick at all!

You see, when Felix saw your finger pointing at him, he had an aggrieved expression, I really feel sorry for him!Cough... No, this must be indisputably wronged by Konya!

Konya didn't seem to notice the referee's warning, and was still chattering, but became more and more angry.

I heard it all just now, that fat Mario just said that it was Felix who did it, but now you are warning me, I am so wronged!

The referee sighed inwardly and shook his head slightly.

I gave you a chance. I think you have already given you a chance because Schalke 04 is home. I didn't expect you to chase after me for a card.

Well, then as you wish!

The referee took out the yellow card and showed it to Konya on the grounds that Konya stopped the progress of the game.Dortmund might have played a fast break, but it was interrupted by Konya.The referee had to stop the game, all because of Konya.

Konya still wanted to argue, but was pulled away by teammate Rakitic.

Are you dumb?All yellow cards!You have to get a red card before you give up?

As for whether Felix made a small move?Sorry, as a member of Schalke 04, I have to say "I didn't see it".

The dive ahead of you was brilliant, very good!

But, don't use this kind of cleverness now, if you don't see the referee getting angry, if you mess around, you won't be able to escape the red card!

Konya was pulled away by Rakitic and escaped the fate of being sent off by a red card.

The Dortmund players all looked at Konya being dragged away like an idiot.

With your acting skills as a three-legged cat, you also wanted to wrestle with our Felix, but the result was as expected, you are asking for trouble!

It's a pity that you were not shown a red card and sent off. A yellow card can't satisfy you Konya at all!

Bella Reitz blushed, suppressed a smile, and slowly explained: "Compared with Konya and Felix, they look too tender! Felix's acting skills are very sophisticated, and I admire him a little bit. You know, he is younger than Konya, he is only 17 years old! It was indeed a 17-year-old young player who tricked the 28-year-old Kuranyi just now!"

"It's true, looking at Felix on the court, he doesn't look like a 17-year-old player at all, but like a 37-year-old veteran!" Marcel Leif immediately added.

The fans in front of the TV rolled their eyes, 37 years old?How could our male god look like 37 years old, Marcel Leif must be presbyopic.

Seeing the comments on the Internet, Bella Reitz immediately opened the topic for her old friend Marcel Leif.

"Actually, Felix off the field is indeed full of youthful energy. He is called a god by fans. It must be reasonable for him to become the most popular player in Germany."

At this time, Marcel Leff reacted, and immediately said: "Felix is ​​indeed a teenager at heart. Thinking of the cartoon version of the 'Little Bee' underwear he wore in the previous game, thinking that he often caused a sensation when traveling, thinking of his The peach butt dancing in selfies on the Internet shows that he is a very energetic young player!"

The fans in front of the TV rolled their eyes again, what an old man, you actually went to watch the peach butt dance of the male god secretly, you are too old and immoral!But what is unexpected is that Felix is ​​so lethal to the old man, so that the old man remembers the "Peach Butt Dance".

Schalke 04 on the court saw Konya's idiot, couldn't bear to look directly at him and covered his eyes.

Konya, even if Felix stepped on the turf deliberately, but since the referee didn't notice, then the matter is over. What do you mean by being so pestering? As Schalke 04 fans, we I'm too embarrassed to help you talk!

The side of Dortmund's fan stands became a sea of ​​joy.The source of this joy comes from Felix and Konya.

"With Konya as a foil, Felix's acting skills are so superb!"

"Konya is playing the role of a clown, my hero is the best actor!"

"It's okay for the male god to go on like this. Kuranyi with such rich experience has been recruited!"

"Hahaha...why am I looking forward, looking forward to the next star being recruited, the trap of the male god!"

"Guess, everyone, which star will be the next male god trap? It's better to have a world-class superstar! Kuranyi's level is still a bit lower!"

"God, god, how about letting Messi get tricked next time? Or Ronaldo!"

"Looking forward to the male god digging a trap and letting Messi jump down happily, it must be very joyful!"

"I'm really looking forward to it! I wonder how many years it will take for Felix to reach the 100th star?"

Felix breathed a sigh of relief, Konya flopped for a penalty, I just did a little trickery, well, we're even now.

With a score of 1:1, Dortmund had a slight advantage, but Schalke 04's counterattack was also very sharp. If you are careless, there may be the scene where Konya cheated a penalty just now.

Therefore, Dortmund's players are now playing 04 points, and Schalke [-] can no longer easily get such a scoring opportunity!

Felix just squeezed his fist, I have to score goals in the next half hour!Must beat Schalke 04!There is no room for loss in this game!

This time Kuranyi missed the penalty, and Schalke 04 lost the best chance to overtake the score.

After Dortmund's goalkeeper Weidenfeller hugged the football, he waited for his teammates to run forward before kicking out the football.