[Football] Queen of the Hornets

"Felix, I'm a reporter from the Daily Mail. Your jersey was ripped during the game, which caused a lot of discussion. Do you think Reggie Newson deliberately pulled the jersey on your chest to provoke anger? And you?"

There aren't many answers to that question, and if Felix answered yes or no, it would be tantamount to admitting that he thought Reggie Newsom was pulling his jersey on purpose.

Other honest media scolded the "Daily Mail" in their hearts for having no morals, and wanted to dig a trap to make Felix jump down.

If you want to provoke Felix deliberately, it seems that you don't pull the jersey on your chest, right?Wouldn't it be better to pull another place?

"I think Reggie Newson plays football at a very high level, but not to such an unbelievable level. Could he still choose the position of pulling the jersey between flashes and flints? I think he is just a subconscious hand movement. "

Of course Felix wouldn't be fooled, trying to get me and Reggie Newson at odds?So let me praise Reggie Newson by the way!

The "Daily Mail" reporter got no answer, and another newspaper from the UK asked more pointed questions.

"I'm a reporter from the Mirror, hello Felix, may I ask you to deliberately step on the turf on the court to make Kuranyi slip, is this behavior unethical?"

The "Mirror" reporter was polite, but the questions asked were more difficult to answer.

If the answer is yes, then Felix is ​​tantamount to admitting that he broke the turf and let Kuranyi slip; The camera is gone, and the evidence is all preserved!

"You must have never heard the saying that good-looking people have athlete's foot. I just have itchy feet. Isn't this kind of movement normal? Since you are a professional reporter, you should have seen players I often spit on the court, and then the opposing player accidentally loses the ball and says that the spitting player made him slip, if you were the one who spit, would you agree?"

Some honest reporters tried their best to hold back their laughter. It turned out that the reporter from the "Mirror" was the player who spat on the pitch. Felix, your analogy is really apt!

However, do handsome players really have athlete's foot?This is unscientific, right?What is the relationship between being handsome and beriberi?Why haven't we, the well-informed media, heard of this sentence?

Seeing that Felix was very old-fashioned and the media didn't get any benefits, the next few media finally focused on the head coach who should have been.

"Mr. Klopp, I am a reporter from "Kicker". You said before that Felix has physical problems. Is this really just to protect Felix? But why did he play the whole game in this game? What about it? And the original main striker Barrios was hidden by you because he is going to play in the Super League?"

Klopp: "At the beginning, Felix did have physical problems, but through his own efforts, Felix has no physical problems now, so it is reasonable for him to play for 90 minutes, Barrio His performance in recent training was not very good. It is normal to be replaced by Felix who is in better condition. As long as whoever is in better condition, he may start. Even the core of the team, Shaheen, has sat on the bench a few times. .”

Klopp and Felix's explanations are consistent. The media believes that Felix's physical problems should be exactly as he said. There were no problems after hard training.

"Mr. Magath, I am a reporter from Marca. Neuer has been very stable in previous games, but this game was pierced by Felix three times. Does it mean that Felix is ​​stronger than Neuer? ?”

Magath: "First of all, Neuer is a goalkeeper and Felix is ​​a striker. There is no comparison between the two who are stronger. Felix is ​​a good player, but don't forget that Neuer is the best player in this game. There have been at least five world-class saves and I am quite satisfied with his performance today."

"I'm a reporter from Mundo Deportivo, Felix. Do you agree with Mr. Magath?"

The reporter of "World Sports Daily" believes that since Dortmund and Schalke 04 are mortal enemies, then Felix should give the mortal enemy another heavy blow, right?

I agree, of course I agree, we all won the game, so why should I add insult to injury?Besides, Neuer is my friend now, how can it be possible to destroy my relationship with my friend?

Felix: "I agree with both hands, just like I said before, if I am not lucky, I can score a goal. Neuer will definitely become a legend among German goalkeepers."

The reporter of "World Sports Daily" was dumbfounded, this script is wrong!

Isn't it the sworn enemy of the Ruhr area?Felix, you don't want to offend Neuer, let's say it for Neuer, but Neuer has become a legend in your mouth?What special relationship does Neuer have with you?Is this still the Ruhr Derby?

After some Felix fans heard the content of the press conference, they started to stand up for Feixin cp, Fei is Felix, and Xin is Xiaoxin Neuer.

Why is Neuer called Xiaoxin?That's because Neuer's name means "new".Then some horny fans think that Felix's name means luck, isn't that called Xingxin CP?

In the end, Felix said goodbye to the media with a smile. It felt good to participate in the post-match press conference for the first time, but it is better not to participate in this kind of conference in the future. The media buzzing in my ears feels annoying.

If Mario Gotze attended the press conference, he would have slapped the table and left.

……

Back home, Felix went to the back garden first, he was going to take out the free eye drops.

Entering the system mall, Felix checked the products in the system mall.

Because there are too few points, there are only 1.5 points now, so Felix can only browse those products casually.

(Red Supreme Underpants: Passing 10, Speed ​​10, Free Kick 10, Dribbling 10, Movement 10, need 100 million points.)

When seeing this top-quality equipment, Felix was not as excited as when he saw it for the first time.

Because he knew that after each attribute reached the full score of 100 points, he could not increase it by wearing these equipments, so he was not very interested. Instead, he felt that these so-called best products were a bit tasteless.

[Host, you are really enlightened to think this way. A top player must rely on his own efforts to become a top player, instead of pinning his hopes on such foreign things. This system is very pleased that you can have such an idea. ! 】

However, Felix's first feeling is that this red supreme underwear must be more suitable for Mario Gotze.Because these attributes are more helpful to midfielders, the help to Felix can only be considered improvised.

It is estimated that this is a mentality of saying that grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes, because Felix can't afford to change it now, and when he can, the supreme red underwear should not help him too much.

He can't afford this kind of top-quality equipment now, and he doesn't know that he can only afford it in the Year of the Monkey. Besides, he still has a lot of special skills that he wants to exchange for.It is very unrealistic for the current Felix to give it to Mario Gotze.

(Isolation liquid as good as ever: one-time use, applied to the injured part, can also play games during the injury, and the physical fitness and state are at the best period, the period is one day, there is no side effect, only 5 points are needed.)

This is not bad, at least much better than the spicy chicken Tianzhu oil that speeds up the healing time by 1 day.

This is equivalent to the enhanced version of the sealant. Applying the sealant will aggravate the injury and prolong the injury time. However, this intact isolation fluid has no side effects. In some special periods, this is the magic medicine!

For example, I was so sad that I couldn’t play the Champions League final due to an injury. After buying this intact isolation fluid and using it, my physical fitness is fine and I am in the best state. I am so happy that I am dying of happiness. This is hell and heaven!

Seeing that there was nothing to redeem with points, Felix pressed the chrysanthemum and opened the column of character attributes.

[Name: Felix Schneider]

[Nationality: Germany]

[Age: 17 years old]

[Height: 188cm]

[Weight: 75 kg]

Technical properties:

[Shots: 845]

[header: 83]

[Calm: 741]

[speed: 73]

[Dribble: 5610]

[passes: 61]

[Penalty: 81]

[Free kick: 60]

Spiritual attributes:

[Leadership: 93]

[Brave: 83]

[Willpower: 93]

[runs: 73]

Physical properties:

[Stamina: 100]

[Strength: 46]

[Balance: 55]

There are two Mysterious Achievements: Obtained after completing the hidden task of "Mysterious Electric Eyes"; Obtained after completing the hidden task of "Mysterious Electric Buttocks".

I dribbled 10 because I ate the mysterious chewing gum, and now the statute of limitations has not expired. When tomorrow, this 10 will no longer exist.

This is also the reason for the full score of 100 points in physical fitness. Felix's physical fitness will not be a problem today, and it will return to the previous normal level tomorrow.

It seems like it's been a long time since the mystery mission was triggered, but Felix doesn't know how to trigger this hidden mission, so it seems that he can only go with the situation.

Felix quit the system mall, he just received the free eye drops.

When Felix took out the eye drops, he thought that Mario Gotze should have come at this time, but he seemed a little late today?

Mario Gotze likes the dishes made by his grandfather so much, so he will be delayed by something?What will happen to him?

After Mario Gotze got home, he made preparations. He was going to come to Felix's house soon.

As a result, when he was about to leave, Mario thought that there were a lot of various situations in today's game, so Felix's Facebook must be very interesting.

Just watch it for 1 minute!Guaranteed to only watch for 1 minute to see what interesting comments there are!

When Mario Gotze saw Felix's Facebook, someone left a message and found a great little game, he couldn't bear his curiosity.

As a result, Mario Gotze took out his mobile phone to download a small game, and then tried it casually.

Because of this, Mario Gotze is a little later than ever.

When Mario Gotze walked to the door of Felix's house, he saw Felix outside the house again.

Why doesn't Felix stay in the room every time he comes home?

Mario Gotze thinks it's weird?Is there a "treasure room" in the back garden of Felix's house?Because he has seen Felix take out all kinds of strange things in it several times.

"Mario, why is it later today than before?"

Felix saw Mario Gotze approaching and hurried to open the door.

"Oh, I'm downloading a small game, so it's a few minutes slow, it's only a few minutes!"

"What little game? Oh, I can tell just by looking at your face!"

Humph, Dumb Mario must be downloading the best adult games, otherwise his face wouldn't turn red.

As soon as he saw Mario Gotze's face, Felix understood.

"Felix, you already know this little game?"

Seeing Felix's normal expression, Mario Gotze couldn't help admiring Felix even more.I thought Felix would be very angry when he knew there was such a small game, but he didn't expect Felix to look like he had nothing to do.

Felix felt that this kind of small game must be similar, and he would know what was going on if he thought about it casually.

At this time, Felix certainly didn't know that the protagonist of this little game was himself. If he knew it was himself, he would not be so determined no matter how calm he was.