[Football] Queen of the Hornets

lick?

lick!

The word "lick" kept echoing in Felix's mind like a magic sound...

Felix felt ashamed to think about doing such a childish thing, Felix blurted out: "No!"

"Okay! How do you want to play?"

Royce raised his hands in favor and expressed great expectations.

Mario Gotze provocatively said: "Felix, you are not afraid, are you?"

"no!"

"Then why say no?"

"I find this game boring."

Felix thought: Childish fool Mario, always playing this silly game!

Mario Gotze thought: boring Felix, you are a serious old cadre!

"It's boring to sit and eat ice cream all the time, let's have something interesting, Royce, what do you think?"

Mario Gotze raised an eyebrow at Royce.

Royce understood.

"Felix, it's boring anyway, let's play a game."

Now that the master had spoken, Felix couldn't refuse, so he nodded in agreement.

"What's the stake?"

Royce looked at Mario Gotze curiously.

"The bet is Felix's ice cream."

"boring."

Dumb Mario, bet why is my ice cream?Why not your share?

Felix shrugged nonchalantly.

After hearing the bet, Royce also shook his head with a smile.

In a hurry, Mario blurted out: "In addition, the losers wash the socks for the winners for a month, how about it?"

The two pondered for a while, and Felix agreed.

Royce said thoughtfully: "But I'm not with you, how about this, if one of you loses, I will wash the other's socks for a month, if I lose, I will do it for you 10 times How about the ice cream?"

"Yes, yes!" Mario Gotze cheered happily, clapping his hands.

Felix smiled and shook his head: "You foodie!"

Mario Gotze made a playful face at Felix and stuck out his tongue.

Then he cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Let me tell you the rules of the game. Everyone scoops up a spoonful. The time is 5 minutes. By licking, whoever has the most is the winner this time."

Everyone took a spoonful each.

Mario Gotze compared them carefully, looked at the clock, and thought silently.

"Start the timer," Mario Gotze yelled.

Mario Gotze licked it lightly with the tip of his tongue, while enjoying the coolness brought by the ice cream, while secretly competing in his heart: This time I have to win no matter what, I don’t want to dig a hole and bury myself.

Felix took a sip, savoring it in his mouth.

Although Felix is ​​not interested in the game, but if he loses, he will be fined to wash his socks, and he still has to wash his socks for a month, so he has to take it seriously no matter what.

Royce licked and licked. As the host, this game was purely for entertainment.

Mario Gotze nervously watched the results of his opponents.

"tick"

"tick"

Mario Gotze now understands what it means to live like a year!

These 5 minutes are really exhausting!

I kept shouting in my heart: You guys lick it, lick it...I have to stop and delay.

Felix glanced at Mario Gotze and understood it all at once.

"Mario, lick it quickly, you don't want to cheat, do you?"

"Why, I'm not licking!"

Mario Gotze stuck out his tongue and licked vigorously, which made his flesh hurt.

Judging from the current situation, Mario is still in the lead.

Mario Gotze's brow was dripping with sweat, his eyes looked at the clock for a while, and for Felix and Royce's spoons for a while.

Felix took a deep breath of air, showing an expression of enjoyment, then approached Mario Gotze with a spoon and said, "Mario, why don't you eat it? Why don't you eat such delicious ice cream?"

Mario Gotze smiled and shook his head at Felix.

hum!Felix, is this little trick trying to seduce me?You underestimate me too, don't you?Now you eat the fastest, you just wait to help me wash my socks for a month!

Felix brought the spoon to Mario Gotze's mouth and said, "How is it? Mario, this tastes really good! Would you like a bite?"

30 seconds left, Mario was counting down in his heart.

"20"

"10"

Seeing that the time was approaching, Mario Gotze said happily: "Felix, you are going to lose! Uh...uh..."

"Oh! No!" Mario Gotze broke down in his heart.Because Felix pressed Mario Gotze's spoon into Mario Gotze's mouth.

Mario Gotze swallowed with a "gudong".

"how so!"

"how so!"

Mario Gotze looked at Felix with sad and angry eyes.

Felix smiled brightly at Mario Gotze.

Royce was dumbfounded, then smiled and said, "Mario, you swallowed it all?"

"This game doesn't count. It's Felix's fault. He forced my ice cream into my mouth."

"Mario, did you eat the ice cream? You didn't make a rule not to do this, so admit defeat."

Felix smiled.

"..." Mario Gotze was speechless, looking at Royce with innocent eyes, hoping that he would uphold justice.

Royce spread his hands and expressed powerlessness.

Felix enjoyed scooping and scooping the ice cream.

"Felix, you are a bully." Mario Gotze ran towards Felix frantically.

"Haha, Mario, you have already lost, don't play tricks!"

Felix wanted to pat Mario Gotze on the shoulder to comfort him, but Mario Gotze dodged him.

"Okay! Alright! In the worst case, I promise to do a hairstyle exchange for you!" Felix finished, rubbing Mario Gotze's hair.

"It's more or less like this, Felix, don't go back on your word!"

"Of course, when did I lie to you?"

Fraud!Didn't you just lie to me to help you wash your underwear, and say you didn't lie to me!But you promised to do my hair last time and you did it, so I will trust you this time!

"This hairstyle, I have to say that Mario's hairstyle last time was very good, why? Felix, you did this?"

"Yes, yes, Felix said he would only do it for me, so don't think about it, Marco, Felix has already promised me!"

After Mario Gotze finished speaking, Felix nodded with a smile.

Royce expressed that he was going to collapse, and the actions of these two people meant that they were nakedly abusing dogs in front of me!

Can Xiu Enai change places?

Of course, Royce just complained in his heart, and he didn't plan to let Felix do his hair.

After eating the ice cream, the three of them looked at the contents of Facebook.

#男神，男神, this time it’s a butt bump to celebrate, next time, do you want to have a more affectionate celebration? #

#男神After scoring a goal, the celebration with Mario is very affectionate! #

#男神，男神，Mario's breasts are so hot, Ni Meng should have a boob bump to celebrate! #

#男神，Do you prefer Mario, Royce, or Xiaoxin? Muller, Kroos, and Ozil seem to be also possible!God, is it really okay for you to be so promiscuous? #

#Upstairs, the male god is so sunny, anyone can chat with him, what are you jealous about? #

#The male god is very good with everyone, but the best relationship must be my Mario. Didn’t you see that Mario often lives in the male god’s house?The male god's other good friends don't have this treatment o(n_n)o#

# By the way, Mario has already been approved by Grandpa, right? #

"Marco, I said that Felix's Facebook is dirty, do you think I'm right?"

"Mario, don't be jealous, that's because Felix is ​​very popular, and we don't have so many comments on Facebook."

Mario Gotze felt heartbroken when he saw that his number of fans was less than one-fifth of Felix's, but I was happy to see that Felix's number of fans had increased a lot.

envy?Not really.

Envy, yes, we played in the first team at the same time, and as a result, Felix has so many times more fans than me, I am really envious.

Fortunately, Felix is ​​my good friend, so I didn't feel sad. On the contrary, I felt very happy and happy for my friend's achievements.

Felix stopped looking at his Facebook and turned to the news.

When Felix knew that Bayern and Schalke 04 were tied, he felt very happy. Dortmund finally grabbed the top spot in the Bundesliga and took the initiative into his own hands.

拜仁和沙尔克04打成了2:2，托马斯·穆勒和“刀疤侠”里贝里建功；而沙尔克04的“门腰”诺伊尔再次收获一次助攻，前锋库兰伊独进两球为沙尔克04拿到一分。

Neuer made several wonderful saves, but Bayern's offensive power was also very strong, and in the end the two teams could only be forced to make a draw.

The score after the snipe and clam battle is tantamount to cheaper Dortmund. This result allows Dortmund to easily occupy the commanding heights of the standings.

第28轮德甲联赛过后，积分榜第一位变成了多特蒙德，积分67分；No.2拜仁慕尼黑积分65分，沙尔克04积分62分。

The competition between the Bundesliga top three has reached the most critical time, the point gap between the top three has been widened, Dortmund has become the leader, and Schalke 04 has unknowingly fallen behind Dortmund by 5 points.

The next 29th round of the Bundesliga is a crucial battle. Dortmund will face their rival Bayer Leverkusen.

Leverkusen is different from Borussia, which is only a relegation goal. Leverkusen also wants to get more points to stand in the top six and win a seat in the UEFA Cup next season.

The next day, major media outlets made headlines one after another.

"The snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's profit, and Dortmund won the top spot in the Bundesliga without bloodshed! "——"Bild"

"Bayern tied with Schalke 04 and gave up the top spot! "—"Kicker"

"Felix and Mario are rumored to be spending the night at Royce's house! - "The Sun"

"After the Dortmund twins defeated Royce, they talked happily! - "Daily Mail"

"The miracle of Dortmund is about to be born, let us look forward to it together!" "——"Marca"

"Dortmund came from behind and won the Bundesliga throne just around the corner! "——"World Sports Daily"

"Felix, Mario and Royce in a love triangle! "——An Unscrupulous Blogger's Eyeball Unknown Tabloid

Before the game against Leverkusen, Klopp, who had been silent for a long time, came out to cheer for the team.

When Klopp was interviewed by the media, he said that Dortmund would definitely win Leverkusen in the away game and take all three points.

At this time, Klopp will never allow the team to be overtaken by Bayern, and must stand firm at the top of the list no matter what.