[Football] Queen of the Hornets

If we bring it together with Mario, then our cooperation must be perfect. When he has not passed the ball, I will run to the position in advance, and Mario will also know my movements, so I will be able to hit the ball after the pass. go in!

etc!Why did I think of Mario?

"Yaoyao! This is wrong! There is a bug!"

Didn't it mean that the couple paired rings?Why do two people appear on the court at the same time, a man and a woman?

It would be great if this is a pair of brothers ring!

[Host, the partner ring is just a name, you can completely treat it as a pair of brother rings!Besides, you know the relationship between you and Mario Gotze in your heart! 】

cough cough...

Felix feels very entangled. Although he sometimes feels a little inexplicable about Mario's feelings, he still thinks that he should regard Mario as a good friend.

So, why did this pair of rings have such a name?It's hard for a clever head like Felix to understand!

But now he can’t afford it, and he doesn’t know when he will be able to redeem it. 100 million points, according to the current rate of 1 or 5000 points in a game, I don’t know how many years it will take. I hope there will be more points in future games. is.

While Felix was immersed in the system mall, Mario Gotze came to find Felix.

This time, Felix's grandfather went to open the door for Mario Gotze, and then told Mario Gotze that Felix was in the back garden.

Mario Gotze is very strange, why does Felix hide in the back garden every time?This time he was in the back garden again.

So Mario Gotze tiptoed quietly into the back garden to see what Felix was up to?

Felix fell asleep!

How did he fall asleep here?

Felix, with you, I can fall asleep anywhere!

Sleep in this place and be careful to catch a cold!

Mario Gotze, who walked up to Felix, saw Felix fell asleep cross-legged in the back garden. He didn't think much, and immediately took off his long-sleeved T-shirt, and then covered Felix's body.

Mario Gotze felt a little cold with his bare upper body, and then he was bouncing around doing warm-up exercises.

"Stupid Mario, you make such a big noise, do you think I won't wake up? Or are you trying to wake me up on purpose?"

Felix exited the system mall, then smiled and spoke to Mario Gotze who was bouncing around.

"Felix, how can you fall asleep anywhere?"

"This is not a random place, it's safe and quiet, so it's fine for me to take a rest here!"

"Well, I can't say no to you, but now... can you give me the t-shirt back?"

"Mario, have your breasts gotten bigger again?" Felix said, rubbing Mario Gotze's breasts twice quickly, and then said: "Look, they are all elastic, You must be eating too much fat so you look like this!"

Mario Gotze puffed his mouth, and then said angrily: "Felix, you are bullying me again!"

"Have I ever bullied you? Like this time, I did it entirely for your own good. I originally set my heart on Mingyue, but Mingyue shines on the ditch!"

I originally turned my heart to Mingyue, but what Mingyue said by shining on the ditch is: I treat you with kindness and kindness, but you are indifferent and ungrateful.My sincere dedication has not been rewarded and respected.

And Felix must not know that this sentence has another use. This sentence has evolved to this day, and it is often used by secret lovers to express their emotions and explain their helplessness in unrequited love.

Mario Gotze's eyes widened when he heard it, and he couldn't understand what Felix was saying at all?

What bright moon?what ditch?Is it related to the topic I just talked about?

The cunning Felix is ​​changing the subject. He must be guilty, so he made some nonsense that I don't understand.

These words must have been learned by Felix from his grandfather, Felix’s grandfather really did not teach Felix the skills of cooking well, but taught him these words, which he did not understand what they meant language.

After dinner, Felix went to the room with Mario Gotze.

"Mario, you did pretty well today, you didn't eat too much meat!"

"You think my breasts are too big, of course I dare not eat too much!"

Felix grinned, but said nothing.

First of all, Felix opened Facebook to see if there was another accident like the "little game".

Mario Gotze poked his head over to look with Felix.

"Felix, I hope you will make persistent efforts and win the Bundesliga championship in one fell swoop! "—— Kaka

"Felix, you are making rapid progress in all aspects, are you interested in representing cr7 during the summer break?" "——C Ronaldo

"Felix, what brand is cr7? What does it do?"

"Stupid Mario, you ask me, who should I ask? You can tell from the name that this should be related to Ronaldo, right? Could it be Ronaldo's own brand, but I don't know what it is for?"

Felix's guess is close to ten, and Ronaldo is indeed planning to create his own brand.

However, this cr7 brand has just come out. The idea of ​​the newly established cr7 brand comes from Ronaldo himself, because he always wore the No. 7 jersey when he played for Manchester United and Real Madrid.

And Ronaldo, the cr7 brand, currently only makes men's underwear, which Felix doesn't know.

Felix had no choice but to reply to Ronaldo, and we will talk about it in detail during the summer break. Now he will not consider this endorsement matter, because he doesn't even know what this cr7 does.

#男神，男神，Every time you score a goal, you bump your butt with Mario. It’s so boring. Next time, come up with a new idea, okay? #

#Or, how about letting the male god and Mario have a skittle to celebrate? #

#Bump the pole?Upstairs really dare to think 23333333#

#我说打果格或者很得贴, the male god might as well be the same as the first celebration. It’s very good to turn up the jersey and cover your face. The screen licking party said they like it very much! #

#男神，男神，If you really love Mario, how about kissing and celebrating with Mario after you score a goal next time?Maradona once kissed his national team teammate "Zonda" Caniggia; in the 2005 UEFA Champions League final, Liverpool staged a miracle in Istanbul to win the championship. Afterwards, captain Gerard kissed Alonso 35-year-old Gary Neville also kissed Scholes, who scored the goal, to celebrate.Therefore, male gods can learn their goal celebration moves! #

# Tongue · Kiss Mario, I really want to see it, the male god should meet the requirements of our fans, right? #

# Tongue · Kiss Mario, celebrate the goal, this is indeed a good idea, the licking party agrees! #

#打脚奖喜欢has been added to the luxury package of bedside photos, looking forward to the photos of the male god and Mario kissing and celebrating! #

"Stupid Mario, what are you looking at me for? You don't really want me to kiss you after scoring a goal?"

"Tch, Felix, I just looked at you casually, where did you think? How is it possible? This is absolutely impossible..."

Mario Gotze said, shaking his head desperately.

"Mario, I'm just asking casually, why are you explaining so many sentences?"

Felix shrugged helplessly.

Mario Gotze blushed and didn't say much. After a while, he got up and said, "I'm going to take a shower!"

The next two rounds were quite easy for Dortmund. The opponents in the two consecutive rounds were all mid-lower teams in the Bundesliga. Dortmund is already very proud of not having a massacre.

4:1战胜霍芬海姆，3:0战胜汉诺威96之后，使得多特蒙德在积分榜上继续领跑。

Dortmund's biggest competitor, Bayern Munich, encountered a crisis in the home game against Borussia and almost lost at home.

Even though Muller's goal at the last moment helped Munich equalize the score, Bayern drew a big gap with Dortmund after this game.

Bayern won the Champions League quarter-finals in the game a few days ago, but this time they drew with Borussia, which widened the points gap with Dortmund.

And Borussia succeeded in relegation ahead of schedule because they got the key point.

第31轮德甲联赛过后，积分榜第一位仍旧是多特蒙德，积分76分；No.2拜仁慕尼黑积分72分，沙尔克04积分69分。

There are three rounds left in the game, theoretically anyone still has a chance to win the Bundesliga championship.

But anyone with a discerning eye knows that Schalke 04 is dead, and they really can only win the championship in theory.

Although Dortmund is ahead of Bayern Munich, they cannot take it lightly. If they lose to Bayern in the 32nd round, the suspense of the Bundesliga championship will remain until the last moment of the league.

If Dortmund loses at home in the 32nd round, Dortmund has 76 points and Bayern has 75 points, the game will be really hard to say.After all, the next match against Wolfsburg will be quite difficult, and the result of the match is really anyone's guess.

Leading by one point is not an advantage at all. There have been many teams that were caught up by competitors in the last two rounds and lost the championship when they were leading by one point.

Dortmund coach Klopp told the players that they must not relax. The game against Bayern must not be lost. If it is a draw, it is fine, and losing is not allowed.

Bayern's head coach also gave the players a death order. They must defeat their "invincible" rival Dortmund at the Westmana Stadium. Dortmund's arrogance must be hit. It is best to severely hit Dortmund's morale. As a result, Dortmund played against Wolfsburg Lost in the game!

Dortmund said that all hidden dangers must be killed in the cradle!

Bayern Munich stated that it must go all out to win this difficult battle!

I have to say that Dortmund's top management is very caring. They all know that the national derby against Bayern at home is very important, and the players must be under a lot of pressure.Therefore, the top management decided to take a day off after the victory over Hannover 96. The players can go out and play on their own.

All the players in the team gathered together to discuss where to go to play. Since it was a high-level decision, they couldn't live up to the good intentions of the club by staying at home!

Felix and Mario Gotze knew that the club would bear the cost of this trip, and of course they would not let go of this opportunity.