[Football] Queen of the Hornets

【Ding!Congratulations to the successful completion of the host mission and 1 points. 】

Bella Reitz: "The German team drew with Serbia. It's a pity that they failed to qualify one round ahead of schedule!"

Marcel Leif: "That's true, but Felix's performance is very eye-catching. Both games came off the bench after get off work, and he scored three goals and ranked first in the scorer list. This is very commendable!"

Kahn: "Felix played too late. If he played earlier, he would be replaced immediately after Klose was sent off. The German team will definitely win. I hope Loew can think about letting him go early in the next game. Play, it is best to start playing!"

After the game, Loew participated in the post-match press conference.

Many journalists asked tough questions.

"Mr. Loew, hello, I'm a reporter from the "Daily Mail". May I ask why you held your booger and crotch during the game, and then what did you eat in the end?"

Loew looked at the "Daily Mail" reporter coldly, and said coldly: "This is just an unconscious action of mine. If my action makes everyone feel uncomfortable, then I apologize. As for the question you raised, it is really serious. So stupid that I refuse to answer!"

"Mr. Loew, what do you think of Klose's red card?"

Loew: "Although the referee's penalty is a bit too harsh, I still respect the referee's decision!"

"Mr. Loew, I'm a reporter from Dortmund Evening News. May I ask Felix's performance so well, will he be able to replace Klose in the starting lineup in the next game?"

Loew: "I will study this with the coaching staff after I go back and make a decision. I can only say that he scored three goals in the first two games. This performance is very good, and I am very satisfied!"

"Mr. Loew, the German team had an unexpected free kick in this game. Is this your arrangement?"

Loew: "This is something that a few players came up with suddenly during the training camp!"

Loew was not very interested because the German team he coached suffered a draw, so he left after answering a few questions in a hurry.

The game between Germany and Serbia has come to an end, but the media's commentary on this game has only just begun.

"The 10-man German team drew with Serbia with difficulty thanks to Felix's goal! "—"Kicker"

"Germany's unexpected draw does not prevent the group from qualifying, and Germany is fighting for the championship! "——"Bild"

"Felix scored another goal, leading the World Cup scorer list in South Africa! - "Dortmund Evening News"

"Germany's main players Klose and Podolski are good at abusing food, but they will lose the chain if they hit a strong team!" - "The Sun"

"Germany deliberately loses to avoid England! "—"Mirror"

"It is said that the German team has prepared a ticket to return home after the group match, and Loew will dismiss get out of class after the group match!" "--"Guardian"

"Young Germany wants to win the championship is very unrealistic, celebrities suggest that Loew should focus on qualifying in the group!" "——"Marca"

"Germany exposed the biggest problem of the young team, at a loss when the wind fell!" "——"World Sports Daily"

"The German coach insulted the referee by digging his crotch in the game. After the game, he angrily reprimanded the referee that the penalty was too outrageous. Klose shouldn't have a yellow card!" - "Daily Mail"

"Shocking Mario and Felix wear the same underwear, teammates say they had a romantic scene! "——"A certain unscrupulous tabloid"

Everyone didn't take this eye-catching "news" out of an unknown tabloid, and Felix, who was at the center of the incident, didn't give any explanation.

Of course, this kind of thing cannot be explained, the more you explain it, the darker it will be!

As a result, when Mario Gotze was questioned by the media, he revealed to the media that it was a birthday present from Felix.

Because it was a gift from a friend, Mario Gotze wore it for the game.

Felix was dumbfounded when he heard what Mario Gotze said about the media interview. He didn't know what pretentious things would happen tomorrow?

"Stupid Mario, next time a reporter asks you, just shut up and don't talk. You are getting darker and darker. Are you deliberately embarrassing me? Or are you deliberately guiding the media's public opinion? Or are you trying to attract attention from all over the world? world's attention?"

"Felix, is that an exaggeration? I'm just telling the truth..."

Mario Gotze's voice became softer and softer, and he seemed to feel that something was wrong with the answer.

Mario Götze: "I should have told the journalists that it was brother underwear and told them not to guess!"

Felix: "No no no! Shut up and don't say anything!"

As the hero who equalized the game in this game, Felix became the target of the media when he came out of the break.

Whether it is Felix's appearance or his performance in the first two games, he has become one of the focuses.

Facing the question from the CCTV reporter, Felix replied in slightly blunt Chinese: "Actually, I know China very well. I learned a lot about Chinese history from my grandfather!"

Felix's answer immediately drew the hearts of the Chinese fans closer, and Mario Gotze, who was beside him, gave Felix a thumbs up.

CCTV reporter: "I heard that you and Mario have a very good relationship, is it true?"

Felix: "I have known Mario since I was very young, and we have known each other for ten years, so our relationship is really very good, we are best friends."

Of course, the CCTV reporter would not ask whether Felix and Mario Gotze had an improper relationship. As a serious reporter, he would not ask such a question.

In the end, the CCTV reporter wished Felix good luck, and then Felix was immediately pulled away by other reporters.

Muller, who staged a "dog-style flop", also became the target of the media after the game. When talking about this cooperation, Muller said happily: "The idea of ​​this performance comes from Felix. We Several people enriched Felix's idea together. We practiced many times in training, and the effect was very good during training. Unexpectedly, the effect in the game was even better than the training. Seeing the Serbian was stunned I am very happy because I gave the four people who participated in the performance and Felix who made the final blow 100 points, of course I am also one of the four people."

Love didn't even know that his unconscious movements during the game became a joke after the game.

However, the players of the German team expressed their support for coach Loew.

Podolski: "As a man, it's so normal, what man doesn't have nothing to do but pet his bird?"

It seems that this is the case!

Ozil: "I haven't seen the specific situation, so I can't comment!"

What Ozil said is true!

Klose: "I think you should care about more important games, not these unrelated things!"

Klose expressed his inner thoughts. He had been treated unfairly in the game, but instead of saying that his red card was wronged, he talked about other things, which made him very angry!

Royce: "Mr. Love touching the bird? I think that's normal? Isn't it?"

Royce thought there was nothing to be surprised about, so he asked the reporter instead.

Neuer: "Birds are a unique organ of men, and Loew is a man, so it's normal for him to touch birds!"

Neuer's dialectics stunned the reporter!

What each player said seemed to be very reasonable, so that the reporters interviewed couldn't refute it all at once. At this time, the reporter thought of the two youngest players of the German team.

Felix expressed his support to the media when he talked about Love's bird touching incident: "Is Mr. Love's action within the allowed range of the rules? If so, then there is no problem! If not, then let the referee Showing a yellow card warning! Even the referee said that there is no problem, of course I think Mr. Loew's actions are all right!"

The media immediately asked: "So, since there is no problem with this action, will you consider using this action to celebrate after scoring a goal?"

Felix: "I haven't thought about it. I have my own way of celebrating. Even if he is Mr. Love, I won't just learn his moves!"

Felix answered very cleverly. The media couldn't catch the question in Felix's language, and immediately targeted Mario Gotze, the youngest in the team.

Seeing Mario Gotze's excited expression, Felix felt that it was going to be terrible, so he immediately grabbed Mario Gotze's hand and pulled him away.

Mario Gotze just opened his mouth to answer the question, but Felix came to pull him, so he didn't even have time to answer.

"Felix, I was just about to support Mr. Love!"

"I'm just afraid that if you say something again, instead of standing up for Mr. Love, you will embarrass Mr. Love. That's not beautiful!"

Regarding the incident of Joachim Loew digging out his crotch to eat mysterious food, a certain sports channel proposed a prize-winning quiz after broadcasting highlights of the German team against Serbia after the game.

Question: What did Love eat?

Answer: a, booger. b. Lonely. c. The magic pill that can make the game win. d. In fact, there is nothing

Viewers who want to participate in the answer pick up their mobile phones and send x to ****, choose an answer that they think is correct, and explain the reason for choosing this answer.

"Stupid Mario, what answer did you send? You still say you support it. Since you support it, why do you still participate in this boring question and answer to cheat phone bills?"

"I'm supporting it! Because I chose d. Actually, I didn't have anything. I even wrote it. Mr. Love just felt a little nervous after falling behind in the game, and his movements were just for decompression!"

Felix didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he pointed at Mario Gotze with a finger, and said, "Okay! Mario, you won!"

"So, since I won, is there any reward?"

"Reward you with a booger, do you want it?"

"Felix, say it again, I'm going to record what you said just now, and post it on Facebook, so that your fans can see what their male god looks like!"

"Stupid Mario, I actually think you're cute sometimes, really!"