[Football] Queen of the Hornets

Holden: "I'm off, I'm off, Brother Renjia, I'm really off, woo woo woo..."

Lu Renjia: "Okay, I forgive you, now let's run forward!"

Then, Lu Renjia held the hand of Horton, who was naked, and the two of them ran forward together at a walking pace.

Felix looked at Lu Renjia and Horton, feeling very funny, such two people are really perfect, but Horton seems to have forgotten to sign.

Perhaps in Horton's heart, the signature is not important at all, Lu Renjia is the most important!

Felix thought about it, but couldn't think of a clue.

Mario Gotze leaned close to Felix's ear and said with a smile, "That Holden is so small, I'm sorry for being coy, I don't think there's much difference between whether he has it or not!"

Felix: "Mario, don't speak ill of others. Besides, every time you say that others are small, it seems that you are very big?"

Mario Gotze: "Of course, my body is perfect. Except for my height and face, I can compare with you in other aspects!"

Felix looked at Mario Gotze with contempt, and sighed helplessly: "Who wants to compare with you? Mario, I think you should look at yourself in the mirror!"

Mario Gotze: "Felix, this is not narcissism, this is self-confidence, you must not dare to compare with me, so this is fear!"

Felix: "Mario, shut up now!"

hum!Felix, you must be younger than me, so I dare not compare, I finally beat you once!

Mario Gotze felt very happy when he thought of this.

……

In the next two days of competition, Brazil beat Chile 3-0 to advance.

However, Portugal, where Ronaldo is located, lost to Spain. After all, Ronaldo can't help Portugal defeat Spain, the favorite to win the championship.

For example, Felix has strong teammates around him to assist Felix, while Ronaldo has to fight for everything by himself. Although he lost to Spain, he has tried his best.

And Portugal only lost one goal in the end, which is enough for Ronaldo who has worked very hard, but it is a pity that he failed to advance.

Felix first congratulated Kaka on his promotion to the Brazilian team, congratulated Kaka on his two assists, and then comforted Ronaldo on Facebook.

"This is a glorious defeat, Chris, your performance is beyond reproach, and the final defeat is only due to poor overall strength! - Felix

It didn't take long for Felix to send it out, but he didn't expect C Rome to reply immediately.

"Actually, I'm very satisfied with losing a goal to Spain. I don't feel any regrets, but Felix, you really don't think about shooting the cr7 commercial? "——C Ronaldo

"I'll talk about it after the World Cup is over, but you can send the cr7 information to my agent first, and I will seriously consider it then!" - Felix

"No problem, I will let Mr. Mendez do it, but please reply me as soon as possible after the World Cup! "——C Ronaldo

Felix heard Ronaldo talking about cr7 again, and remembered that Ronaldo had asked him about this, but Felix still didn't understand what kind of advertisement cr7 was?

For the next few days, Germany's players have been preparing for their next quarter-final match against Argentina.

Felix flips a football with ease on the pitch before a training session begins.

When the head coach Loew passed by Felix, he suddenly stretched out a kick and pretended to kick Felix in the crotch.

As a result, Felix immediately covered his crotch and rolled on the court.

Lev was startled and turned around quickly.

Obviously, I didn't feel that I met Felix!

Why is Felix looking so miserable?

Mario Gotze was also taken aback when he saw this scene, and rushed towards Felix immediately.

Are you hurt?

No way?

If you are injured like this, you are too lucky, right?

Then we are about to fight Argentina, what should we do?

Mario Gotze just reached out to help Felix rub it, but Felix, who was lying on the ground, bounced up immediately, looking like he was fine.

Love finally laughed. He pointed at Felix with his finger, expressing that he was almost cheated by Felix.

Mario Gotze suddenly realized: Felix even dared to lie to Mr. Loew!

But at that moment just now, Felix really pretended to be very similar, as if Mr. Love was also fooled.

The scene just now was all captured by reporters outside the venue, and then made a small video and posted it on the Internet.

Such a tidbit immediately caught the attention of Felix's fans, and Felix's Facebook page was flooded with countless messages.

#男神，男神，Why is your acting this time still as realistic as before? #

#Seeing Loew's shocked expression and Mario's regretful expression, I just want to laugh! #

#Mario's heart is actually broken, Mario: I just wanted to take advantage of Felix, but I didn't expect Felix to stand up immediately without giving me a chance! #

#I didn't expect that Love would be like this, I really didn't expect Mr. Love to be such a Love! #

#Why do I think the male god's acting skills are a bit exaggerated this time? #

#Do you think you are particularly smart?Actually not!That's because you don't care enough about the male god, or because the authorities are obsessed with the bystanders, you see that Mario and Love on the court have been cheated, do you think you are smarter than them? #

#I like Felix x Mario more and more, everyone will understand by looking at Mario's expression! #

#Why do I suddenly feel that Felix x Love is also cute? #

#cherish life, decline cult! #

And not long after, this scene was made into a moving picture, and the moving picture in just a few seconds was roughly divided into three pictures.

The first picture shows Love kicking Felix's crotch, the second picture shows Felix lying on the grass clutching dandan, and the third picture shows Mario rushing over to rub Felix.

There are also words below the animation:

(Normal version) Love surprises Felix, and Felix reproduces the actor-level performance!Mario ran nervously.

(The first version of Dirty Dirty) Loew: Kick you dandan!Felix: Ah!it hurts!Mario Gotze: Great opportunity, Felix, let me rub it for you!

(Second version of Dirty Dirty) Loew: Tease you!Felix: I'm hurt!Mario: Mr. Love, let go of Felix and let me do it!

(The third version of Dirty Dirty) Loew: Mario, I will create opportunities for you and you can grasp them yourself!Felix: Whoops!My dandan is hurting!Mario: Thank you, Mr. Love...huh?Felix, can you lie down a little longer or lie down again?

(The fourth version of Dirty Dirty) Loew: I like you!Felix: Alright!I will cooperate!Mario: No!Felix is ​​mine!

……

The world-renowned match between Germany and Argentina is just around the corner, and the eyes of the world are already on it.

The game has not yet started, and all the celebrities have begun to speculate who will advance to the semi-finals in this game.

Beckenbauer: The German team's offensive power is stronger than that of Argentina, and the German team will definitely advance to the semi-finals!

Cruyff: Compared with the German team, I think Argentina has more overall strength and experience in major competitions. Argentina will beat the German team to advance!

England coach Fabio Capello: I am more optimistic about the promotion of the German team. Germany's youth storm is the highlight of this World Cup!

Ronaldo: I am more optimistic about Argentina, Argentina's strength is dominant!

Platini: It's a pity that the French team failed to qualify for the group stage. In this World Cup, the German team is my favorite team!

And another Brazilian star who will burst out amazing speculation every World Cup - Pele, of course, he doesn't want to miss this feast.

Bailey: "Felix of the German team is already a world-class striker. The young people in Germany are very energetic. I am optimistic that the German team will advance!"

Hearing that Bailey was optimistic about the German team and even named Felix, the fans of the German team began to panic.

#Seek Bailey, this crow mouth, stop mentioning male gods 55555555#

#The last time Bailey mentioned the male god, the male god was injured in the German Cup final (艹盘艹)#

#贝利Can you say that the Brazilian team will win the championship, begging not to say Germany, okay qaq#

#Bailey how can this be?Argentina is Brazil's sworn enemy!Why don't you say Argentina advanced? #

#No, I believe in the male god, I believe that the male god will definitely break this curse!Because the male god is the strongest man in the universe (～￣▽￣)～#

#Believe in God!Believe in the German team!Even with the crow mouth of Pele, we are not afraid (╯3╰)#

The major media have already started the warm-up for the war between Germany and Afghanistan, and headlines have been drawn up.

"Traditional Chinese medicine explains the reason why Loew eats booger, this is the trick of the young coach to use his brain" - "China Football News"

"Loew said: I have found Argentina's weakness, and it is not a big problem to beat Argentina!" "—"Kicker"

"German captain Lahm said: Beating Argentina like beating England, but Germany's point difference will be even bigger in this game! "——"Bild"

"German Rising Star Felix: No matter who the opponent is, Germany will win and advance!" - "Dortmund Evening News"

"Germany in a hurry!Pele raved about the German team. In the past 30 years, his mouth was full of corpses! - "The Sun"

"Germany's 6 major cores encounter a yellow card crisis, and all German players will definitely be tied up!" "—"Mirror"

"Ozil said: the violence 4 years ago will not repeat itself, Argentina has no chance to drag the game to overtime! "——"Marca"

"Argentina coach Maradona's bold words: Argentina will resolve the battle within 90 minutes, and Messi is the one who decides the victory of the game!" "——"World Sports Daily"

"There are hidden worries in the forward line of the German team, Felix and Loew have conflicts during training! - "Daily Mail"

Argentina's quarter-final against Germany is about to start, and Loew is lining up the starting lineup.

Many media are speculating whether Felix, who performed very well in the last game and killed England at the end, can start the game?