Double Black Melaleuca Routine

"You are the murderer!"

Dazai, who was defined as a murderer by pointing his nose three times in a row, took a step back while clutching his chest, staring at the lady with "the starry sky in his eyes" with "wrongly hurt and melancholy" in his eyes, with a trembling sound in his voice, "Miss, do you also think I'm a murderer?" With his sideways face and head down, he controlled the trembling of his eyelashes, and there was a moist luster in his eyes, as if tears would fall down in the next second.

"This gentleman is absolutely impossible to be the murderer of Mari!" Seeing the handsome young man being hurt up close, the lady immediately glared fiercely at the bearded uncle, "Don't make random identification without definite evidence, it will hurt him." When she was too far away, the fierceness in her eyes turned into tenderness in an instant: "This..."

"Thank you miss for speaking for me."

"My name is Dazai, Dazai Chuya."

[Asshole Dazai, don't change my surname casually! 】 Zhong also heard this self-introduction and immediately roared in his mind.

They can use 'ideas' to talk in the spiritual sea, Dazai quibbled and said: [The 'person' seen by everyone is the combination of my soul + Chuya's body, isn't it right for me to introduce myself like this?If Nakahara dominates the body in the future, I have no problem introducing myself to others.Anyway, they are all strangers, and they will never see each other again after the real murderer is caught. 】

【…】

Zhong also thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with this explanation.

"My name is Nakaaki Miero."

Dazai immediately changed his words: "Miss Mierai."

[Don't call people by their names intimately as soon as you meet, it's disgusting! ] Zhong also shared that Dazai's vision is no different from his own when facing others. Hearing his voice intimately calling someone's name feels a sense of shame.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I was rude." Dazai immediately apologized with a shy appearance of a slip of the tongue, and reasoned with the orange-haired dwarf in his mind at the same time: [Then you didn't say that when I first called Chuya's name. Didn't you say disgusting?And anyway, we have been partners for three years, and Zhong also never called my name. 】

Zhong also froze.

Thinking about it carefully, except for calling Dazai's full name when he was angry, he really never called a more intimate name alone.

[osamu...] Thinking wildly, Zhong also inadvertently murmured, and after realizing it, he felt too intimate, and hurriedly said in an excuse [It's so disgusting, your name is a mouthful and has long characters, it's still simple to call dazi. 】

Dazai blinked, 【Ah, I also feel that Chuya calling me by my name is...disgusting. 】

Zhongming Meihui waved her hand: "It's okay, you can call me by my name." She asked shyly, "Then I can call you Zhongye..."

"No!" Dazai interrupted directly, and then he smiled again, "Personally, I enjoy the transition from my surname to my first name, please Miss Zhongming to call me Mr. Dazai."

Nakaaki Miero, who was embarrassed by being directly rejected, burst into a smile instantly, and her mood instantly seemed to return to her school days. There was a sweet feeling from unfamiliar classmates who called each other by their last names, to couples who could intimately call each other by their first names.As she thought about it, her voice became a little bit more sugary: "Okay, Mr. Dazai."

"Miss Zhongming."

The well-known detective Mori Kogoro, who was disliked and neglected, saw that the woman who respected him before was completely captured by this little boy, and interjected dissatisfiedly: "It's just a brat with no hair yet. Dazai Chuya? Ha! Do you really think that you are a combination of the writer Dazai Osamu and the poet Nakahara Chuya?" He pointed to the corpse half lying on the side of the hot spring pool, which had stained the whole pool red, "This is serious. A homicide scene, not a coffee shop boulevard!" The holy place for dating!

Dazai and Chuya were stunned when their full names were suddenly called.

[Writer?poet? 】Put these two beautiful words that can represent "praise" itself on the cruel mafia, which is synonymous with evil, or the top cadres.

Something weird.

【Wow, there are 'Dazai Osamu' and 'Nakahara Chuya' in this world? ] Dazai is interested in this kind of 'coincidence', 【Since it is famous, I will find an opportunity to Google it. 】

Dazai tilted his head, and explained shyly in the slightly subtle eyes of everyone: "Actually, I am an idol trainee who is about to debut. This is my stage name, my stage name."

He danced a simple dance step, twirled, bent over and stretched out his hands to make a gentleman's invitation: "Ladies, please cheer for me when I debut~"

"Ahhhh!!!"

"I just said it's a pity that I don't look good enough to be an idol." Sonoko and her best friend Milan whispered, and then asked enthusiastically: "My name is Suzuki Sonoko, which firm does Mr. Dazai belong to as a trainee? And (pointing to the girlfriends around you) Mao Lilan will do their best to support you!!!" As the second lady of the top chaebol Suzuki Group, she speaks with confidence.

"This needs to be kept secret for the time being." Dazai immediately gave the two girls a wink with the idol Fan's "business": "Thank you for your support, miss, I will definitely work hard to make my debut!"

[Whoever wants to debut, don't talk nonsense! 】

Facing his partner's complaints, Dazai responded freely: [There are idol trainees who were cut in half before they debuted.Otherwise, with the name 'Dazai Chuya' which is obviously a lie, we are more like murderers. 】He scanned the circle, and from the expressions of everyone, he believed the words of "idol trainee".Not to mention the stage name, there are not a few celebrities who give their children the names of famous people, [Zhong Ye, haven’t you noticed that the environment behind you has changed?That perverted uncle looks like a criminal policeman. 】

Dazai looked back.

Through the shared field of view, I also found that the dense and tall bamboo forests planted around their previous hot spring pool can no longer be seen, and the style of the bathrobes they wear is obviously different from the ones here.This may not be their world anymore, they are indeed like 'murderers' who suddenly appeared.

[The police are here. 】

The next moment, a group of criminal policemen in official uniforms flooded into the hot spring pool. The leading man, a fat man in a camel-colored windbreaker and a hat of the same color, showed his ID and said, "I am Police Officer Megure from the First Investigation Section." No need. He commanded, and the accompanying subordinates began to search the scene skillfully and quickly.

"Please explain the situation."

There were seven people present.

Yuanzi, a fan of detectives, raised her hand and said first, "Xiaolan and I heard a scream, so we came over to check the situation." She has participated in many cases, and at this time she skillfully explained the key points: "After entering At the scene, I met this Miss Zhongming and the waiter who brought her here." She showed off her mobile phone in a waterproof bag: "I checked the time, and it was 15:34, which is 10 minutes away from now."

The waiter was frightened and nodded: "That's right."

Nakaaki Mierono took the bait and continued to add: "Yes, we met these two girls at the entrance. Who knew that after entering, we saw Mari, Mari..." She lowered her head sadly and covered her mouth and nose sobbing After a while, tears pooled in her eyes, she slowed down and continued: "We had an appointment to go to the hot spring together, but before I came, I answered the phone and stayed indoors for a while."

The primary school student wearing glasses raised his hand and continued: "Uncle Mao Li and I also heard the shout of 'Killer' and came to check on the situation, and saw the big sister Zhongming and the waiter sister walking from that direction Come here." He pointed out to the road.

The waiter nodded again: "I also saw them coming from the bathing place next door."

The six people proved each other's alibi to each other, and only - all eyes turned to Dazai again.

Dazai shrugged, "No."

Mori Kogoro pointed at him again and said, "Let me just say you are the murderer! We all came in from the outside before we saw the dead, only you were squatting on the wall trying to escape, and there were bloodstains on the wall! And he wore The bathrobes are different from ours, waiter, do you know him?"

The waiter shook his head: "I'm sure I haven't seen this guest during the day." An ordinary person may not have the impression, but once you see this dazzling and distinctive appearance of the boy, you will never forget it. "The bathrobes in our bathing place are all professionally Anti-virus, no take-out is allowed.”

The bearded uncle became more confident when he heard the words, "You must be the murderer who sneaked in." He looked at Police Officer Mumu and said, "The case is solved, he is the murderer, arrest him."

Sonoko opened his mouth to defend himself but couldn't find strong evidence. Lan didn't have evidence and didn't want to talk nonsense. Nakaaki Miero, who just swore that he couldn't be the murderer, was silent now.

Police officer Mu Mu also looked suspicious. As a criminal police officer, he felt a little subtle about this teenager who looked like an idol, "Do you have any other testimony to clear the suspicion? If not, you will be a suspect." If you are arrested and cooperate with the investigation of the case, of course you can also hire a defense lawyer."

Dazai took the lead and suddenly shifted to the elementary school student wearing glasses: "Little brother, do you also think I am a murderer?" The deceased looked so calm that he didn't look like a child.

Conan who was caught by the cue suddenly touched his head and smiled awkwardly, "Ahahaha, I don't know." Although he felt that this 'idol trainee' did not look like a murderer, he hadn't found the most critical clue yet. Nor can we forcefully testify against the 'real murderer' and 'suspect' at will.

Dazai suddenly grabbed Nakaaki Mihuno's hand and looked at her affectionately: "Miss Nakaaki, I will debut as an idol in the future. I can't have the stain of being in the police station. So, you have to admit that you were arrested because of your boyfriend. Rob, with the intent to kill, kill the murderer in Mali."