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Lu Xiaofeng has met quite a few people in his life, and naturally there are many children.But the one that gave him the most headache was Shangguan Xueer back then, a little girl who was full of lies.

But when he saw the poor little whistle blower, and the poisonous snake with the red letter between his fingers.Only then did he realize that there are too many brats these days.Although he already knew that this poor boy was definitely not a good person.

But he couldn't do anything, because he was a soft-hearted person.And the other party obviously knew this too, so they sent such a cunning kid to deal with Lu Xiaofeng.

It's just that even if Lu Xiaofeng doesn't want to do anything to Xiao Poor, Xiao Poor is not a lucky person.After walking a few steps, he was already frightened and fainted.

But the one that frightened him unconscious was the corpse of a hunchbacked old man, Lu Xiaofeng searched for the poor man's cry.Looking at the corpse on the ground, he immediately thought of the old man who ordered coffins for Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng as described by the coffin shop owner this morning.

Not only this corpse gave Lu Xiaofeng an inexplicable sense of familiarity, even the murder weapon was also familiar to Lu Xiaofeng.It was a red silk ribbon that strangled the old man, but this kind of red ribbon was unique to Mrs. Gongsun.

Now Lu Xiaofeng has no time to consider whether the old man's death has anything to do with Aunt Gongsun.What he is concerned about now is whether there is a poisonous snake in the old man's arms. They say that if he was bitten by a snake this time, he will be afraid of well ropes for ten years.

Although Lu Xiaofeng had never been bitten by this poisonous snake, there was only one finger between the snake and his throat just now.

If he said he was not afraid, it would be a lie, not to mention that in the afternoon, Uncle Guisunzi was already "leading the way".

If he is not on guard any more, then he must be a careless guy.Fortunately, Lu Xiaofeng is not a short-sighted guy, otherwise he would not be able to see that this corpse is not an old man's, but a woman's.

And she is also a very beautiful woman—Gongsun aunt, if anyone is said to be the cutest woman Lu Xiaofeng has ever seen in this life, then Xue Bing must be at the top of the list.But if it is the most beautiful, then Aunt Gongsun is slightly better.

Lu Xiaofeng is a normal man, to the beauty of Aunt Gongsun.Naturally, he will not forget easily, not to mention that half a month ago, this beautiful woman waited for him at the inn all night.Wouldn't it be too heartless for him to forget about others now.

It's just that with the essence of Gongsun Da Niang's disguise technique, the high martial arts can only end up being strangled to death.The martial arts of this person behind the scenes is unimaginable, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but shudder.

When he walked back to Hua's Bieyuan, Hua Manlou and others were already sitting at the table drinking tea and waiting for him.Today is the first day that Huamanlou's eyesight has completely recovered, he really can't sleep, he wants to take a good look at all the things around him, to see these things full of vitality.

And Sikong Zhaixing has always been a night owl, so the three of them chatted happily together.Completely forgot about the unpleasant scene that just happened.

Although Lu Xiaofeng doesn't like being a person who spoils the atmosphere, he still hopes to have these lovely friends.Be able to raise your vigilance, after all, this person can kill even Aunt Gongsun, let alone these few people whose martial arts are obviously inferior to Aunt Gongsun.

Sikong Zaixing understood that Lu Xiaofeng wanted to remind them, but he, who was always optimistic, didn't take it to heart.After all, he and the dead Uncle Guisunzi are no longer on the same level in terms of fighting power.

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head helplessly and said: "But your martial arts are obviously not on the same level as that of the person who killed Da Niang."

Sikong Zhaixing turned his head arrogantly and said: "But I am good at lightness, and I can run fast!"

However, Lu Xiaofeng promptly poured a large basin of cold water on Sikong Zaixing, and said slowly: "I have compared lightness kung fu with Aunt Gongsun, and her lightness kung fu is no worse than mine. If you don't believe me, ask Xue Bing and them."

After speaking, he sat down with a heavy face and poured a large cup of cold tea.Seeing the heavy atmosphere, Xue Bing said calmly: "Okay, let's not talk about it anymore. By the way, what about the mother's body? You can't let her lie alone in the suburbs, can you?"

Lu Xiaofeng's expression also eased a little at this time, and he said: "I have ordered someone to notify Ouyang Qing, I think their sisters should come soon."

While Lu Xiaofeng was speaking, a ragged beggar walked in swaggeringly.This person is a spy arranged by Lu Xiaofeng in the capital early in the morning. If there is anyone who can grasp all the gossip in the whole city at the first time, that person is probably a beggar.

The few pieces of news brought by the beggar were really not good news. The first news was that all the masters of the Tang family had come out to avenge Ye Gucheng.The second news is that Yan Renying, who just lost her junior brother, has already found several powerful helpers.

There are not only lamas of Tibetan Tantric Buddhism, but also two mysterious swordsmen who have practiced hard for many years on the "Holy Mother of Water" peak.Whether it is Ye Gucheng or Ximen Chuuxue, the troubles this time are not small.

While worrying about his friend, Lu Xiaofeng still did not forget to jokingly say: "It seems that the two of them can really be a pair of brothers and sisters this time."

The silence in the room was also broken by this sentence at once, Sikong Zhaixing smiled and said: "You said their enemies added up, is there half a martial arts?"

Hua Manlou shook his head and said: "I think it must be at least half of the Wulin, but they can draw enemies. They can't compare to Lu Xiaofeng's speed of attracting trouble!"

Xue Bing continued: "That's right! But Lu Xiaofeng has another ability and he is very fast, others are absolutely inferior to him."

Sikong Zhaixing hurriedly asked: "What is it?"

Hua Manlou also looked at Xue Bing curiously, hoping she could give an answer.Xue Bing took a sip of tea and said, "Is that the speed to provoke women?"

Sikong Zhaixing couldn't hold back, and took a sip of tea, and immediately poured Lu Xiaofeng thoroughly.Lu Xiaoji immediately became a drowned chicken, and Hua Manlou and Xue Bing couldn't help laughing.

Lu Xiaofeng was the only one with a mournful face, and took out a handkerchief from Hua Manlou's arms, jokingly said: "Young man is always generous, I don't think you would mind lending me this handkerchief to wipe your face?"

Saying this, he made a gesture to wipe it, Hua Manlou tried to grab the handkerchief with a slap in the face.But was dodged by Lu Xiaofeng, at this time Sikong Zhaoxing finally came back to his senses.

He also went to grab the handkerchief with Hua Manlou, and said, "Lu Xiaoji, what is that? Let me see it!"

While hiding, Lu Xiaofeng said: "This is the treasure of a playboy, how can I show it to you? Miss Xue, don't you think so?"

Xue Bing couldn't recognize it, the handkerchief Lu Xiaofeng was holding in her hand was exactly what she embroidered for Huamanlou by herself not long ago, her face flushed instantly.

It's just that our Miss Xue is the kind of person who is bullied by Lu Xiaofeng.As soon as the crane soared into the clouds, the jade palm patted the back of Lu Xiaofeng's hand.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that his hands were itchy, and Hua Manlou took advantage of this opportunity to snatch back his treasure from Lu Xiaofeng's "devil's claws".

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Xue Bing and Hua Manlou who were complacent, and immediately gave up.Scratching his own hand, he said angrily, "Hey, no matter how fast I provoke women, I'm still a loner. It's not like someone else's playboy is already pregnant with Xiangyu!"

Xue Bing's face might be dripping with blood now, and scolded, "You!"

But just after the word "you" came out, Xue Bing suddenly remembered something.The expression on his face also became tense, and there was a trace of guilt, and his tone softened immediately, and he said softly: "Oh! I seem to have taken the wrong medicine just now, Lu Xiaofeng, how does your hand feel now? like?"

After being told by Xue Bing, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that he was not well.Hastily asked: "I just feel that my hands are very itchy. By the way, you just said that you took the wrong medicine. What kind of medicine did you take?"

Xue Bing seemed startled by Lu Xiaofeng's loud voice, looked at Hua Manlou pitifully and said, "Manlou, do you still remember that I asked you to help grind the powder of paederus yesterday? Did you add more to that little blue bottle yesterday? Did you not throw away that little blue bottle?"

Hua Manlou just remembered at this time, clapped his hands and said: "I was busy yesterday to go to Chunhua Building to book a banquet, but I forgot to throw it away. You won't take out that little bottle and use it?"

Xue Bing nodded weakly, and said, "Well, Lu Xiaofeng, do your hands feel okay now?"

Lu Xiaofeng really wanted to cry now, and his voice was a little sobbing, and he said, "What's the matter, I'm almost dying of itching. Auntie, you can't play for real, can you? Your medicine powder can't dead?"

Xue Bing hurriedly waved his hands and said, "How could you die? At most, your flesh will fester day by day, and then slowly rot down to the bones. And this time I made it with the powder of insect corpses, so every autumn and summer When the bugs jjj. Those living bugs may look for the smell and run to your hands to breed eggs, and then your hands will completely become a wormhole. As for whether they will develop into your body I don't know about other places."

Now Lu Xiaofeng seemed to have seen his body turned into a wormhole, and shivered involuntarily.After swallowing, he asked, "Then do you have any solution?"

Xue Bing said with a smile: "Of course! As long as your rotten meat has not developed too much, dig out the infected meat with a knife. But you can't use Mabosan, because this medicine and Mabosan are incompatible. .”

Lu Xiaofeng almost fainted when he heard this, but fortunately Sikong Zaixing had a conscience and supported Lu Xiaofeng.And silently patted him on the shoulder, doing wordless comfort.

Lu Xiaofeng said cruelly: "Is there no other way?"

As he said that, he looked at Huamanlou as if asking for help.I hope that my good friend can tell me that this news is not true, all this is just Xue Bing playing a joke on him.

But Hua Manlou helplessly shook his head at him, and Lu Xiaofeng felt ashamed all of a sudden.Xue Bing saw Lu Xiaofeng's eyes begging for help, and said, "Actually, you can be more generous, just let me study it carefully. Will these bugs take over your body? How about it? And actually those bugs are not very disgusting. , that is, they multiply too fast, and they are white. I heard from others that once they multiply, they look like maggots from a distance."

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't listen anymore, closed his eyes and decisively stretched out his hand in front of Xue Bing, saying: "You do it!"

Xue Bing looked at Lu Xiaofeng who had closed his eyes, and sighed.Slowly, he took out a small dagger from his purse, put it on the candle and roasted it.

Then quickly drenched Lu Xiaofeng's injured hand thoroughly with the wine on the table, and said with a smile: "It's done!"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng slowly opened his eyes, looking at his hand that was intact as before, and the red spots that had gradually receded.

Immediately understood that Xue Bing was playing tricks on himself, and asked: "Everyone says this is the most poisonous woman, I have learned it today, and you are so old, you actually helped Xue Bing to tease me!"

Xue Bing snorted coldly and said: "Who told you that you are not a good person!"

Lu Xiaofeng scratched his head and asked, "How did I offend you?"

Xue Bing said angrily: "You didn't offend me, but you offended my sister. You shouldn't ask the grandson of the turtle if sister Ouyang is a virgin, let alone despise her because of her background. You Do you know how much harm you will cause her?"

The author has something to say: The reason why Lu Xiaofeng established the image of a scumbag in my heart is because he not only asked the grandson Ouyang Qing if he was a virgin, but also asked the thirteenth aunt if Ouyang Qing was a virgin.You, Lu Xiaofeng, are not a virgin yet!Why do you dislike Ouyang Qing?What's more, at that time Lu Xiaofeng didn't know that Ouyang Qing liked her, so he wanted to know if Ouyang Qing was a virgin, this feeling was really weird.Although Lu Xiaofeng also repented later, I still felt uncomfortable.