Why is it hurt

When He Xu arrived at home, Zhuo Ran was sitting cross-legged on the sofa watching TV, holding potato chips in his hand, and on the coffee table in front of him were orange peels, banana peels, melon seed shells, instant noodle barrels, beer cans... a table.

Seeing He Xu coming back, Zhuo Ran hugged the potato chips in his arms in panic, sat up halfway, and wanted to clean up the mess on the table, but he didn't know where to start, it seemed that it was really a bit messy... Moreover, he panicked What, there's nothing to panic about, it's not bought with his money! !

Thinking of this, Zhuo Ran became much calmer. He fell back on the sofa, reached out and took a piece of potato chips into his mouth, straightened his expression, and drew a smiley face on his face, "You're back? Do you want to watch TV together?" ?”

After Zhuo Ran finished speaking, he patted the place next to him.

He Xu frowned, opened and closed her mouth, hesitated to speak, bent down, and began to put all these things into the trash can...

"Get out of the way, don't block me, I'm playing..." Zhuo Ran stretched out his foot and poked He Xu who was half bent in front of his eyes.

He Xu ignored him and concentrated on cleaning up the trash. How many potato chips did this guy eat!Looking at these bags of potato chips, He Xu couldn't help asking.

"Talking about you!" Zhuo Ran saw that He Xu was not moving at all, and poked him again.

This time, He Xu didn't hold her breath, she turned her head, her eyes were as cold as ice, and Zhuo Ran stared at him suddenly and panicked, "Speak up if you have something to say! Take it first, if I don't kick you, I won't kick you..."

"I'll clean you up later!" After He Xu finished speaking, she took the potato chips from his arms and threw them into the trash can.

"Hey, you... did a great job!" Zhuo Ran looked at his posture, and abruptly replaced "There is something wrong!" with "You did a great job!"

Before He Xu went to the kitchen, she took away the remaining large bag, and did not forget to give Zhuo Ran two cannibalistic looks.

Being bullied by He Xu, Zhuo Ran lost even the interest in watching the football game, staring at the screen dryly, thinking about his own death.

Mingming used to say to take him to eat things that he couldn't eat, but then everything changed, everything he ate was said to be unhealthy, don't be too strict with his snacks, and he promised to die! !

Zhuo Ran couldn't sit still anymore, got up and ran to the kitchen, first showed a smiling face to the busy He Xu who had already put on an apron, He Xu gave him a blank look, ignored him, and continued to deal with his spatula.

"Do you want me to help you? You've worked hard." Zhuo Ran straightened his back and asked him with a playful smile.

I have worked hard for so many years, and I have never seen you so diligent.

He Xu was too lazy to choke him!

"Your gang will work harder." He Xu said while putting the dishes on the plate.

Zhuo Ran looked embarrassed, and scolded him thousands of times behind him, but seeing the cooked food, he didn't run out of his leisure time, and quickly pulled out his chopsticks and started eating, flattering while eating, " Hmm...Chef He, I will open a restaurant in the future, so you have to come to sit here!"

Then just say "um" and "praise", and then take the plate away, don't be too happy to eat in front of He Xu with the plate! !

He Xu looked angry and proud! !

"You said that if you were cooking at home, I would still eat potato chips and eat melon seeds, not to mention such unprofitable things as instant noodles, don't you think so?" Zhuo Ran began to beat around the bush and blame himself.

He Xu cooks on his own, let him talk on the sidelines and ignore him, he wants to see what kind of field this guy can get with his flattery.

"Let me tell you, you got good grades when you were studying, you are handsome in playing football, you have a business mind, you are handsome, you have a lot of money, you are a top-notch cook, your clothes are clean, you don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't gamble. Yes, I know how to pick clothes again, and I am also devoted..." He Xu was feeling very happy when he heard that, but Zhuo Ran suddenly changed his tone for some reason, "I just ate some snacks, what's wrong, I told you so much. Oh my god, what else do you want, I don’t want to serve you any more, what the hell is it!” Zhuo Ran put down the clean plate, shook his hands and got ready to leave the kitchen.

"Stop." He Xu stopped him.

With his back turned to him, Zhuo Ran stopped, a smirk floated on his cheeks, and a sentence floated in his heart: Xiao Mian, fight with me!This "cheap" bone has to be scolded to save worry...

Just when Zhuo Ran thought he had succeeded, He Xu said, "Wash the dishes for me."

"Damn..." Zhuo Ran turned his head and glared at He Xu, then took a deep breath, let it out, walked over with his head held high, took the plate and walked to the faucet, fumbled for a while, put down the plate and left, not forgetting to say something , "It's really short-sighted to eat others!!"

He Xu put down the spatula, took two steps faster than Zhuoran, grabbed him and pushed him against the wall, "Who is someone else?"

"You!" Zhuo Ran did not show weakness, and stared back at him with the same mighty and unyielding eyes.

"I'm someone else, right? I'll let you see how others treat you today!" After He Xu finished speaking, her lips bumped into his. Zhuo Ran was not used to his sudden kiss, and resisted desperately. After two rounds, he was still no match for He Xu, who possessed special skills, and responded by wrapping his arms around his waist.

While kissing, Zhuo Ran thought, maybe this way would be quicker and more effective for He Xu to calm down!

"Wait, wait...what's the smell!" Zhuo Ran suddenly opened the distance between him and He Xu, sniffed and began to investigate, then stared blankly at He Xu who was still waiting for his results, "My sweet and sour pork ribs."

After that, I saw two people staring at this dark plate of sweet and sour pork ribs! ! !

From time to time, Zhuo Ran wailed, "My sweet and sour pork ribs! Why are you so overwhelmed..."

Xiao Song PS: Tell you to do it, haha! !

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