King of Chefs

The name of my system is "Begging to Adopt and Bring Home". This idiot-like name is said to be a name that people on Earth like very much. After I downloaded the 100-year history of the Earth, I named it for myself.

Although I don't quite agree with this name, it is said that 17.24422% of the population on the earth have a favorable opinion of such a name, because it lacks aggression, is easy to be trusted, and will stimulate the exclusivity and screaming madness.

And in the history of human beings on the earth, these states are all positive.

In fact, I have my own name. To put it more popularly, my name is Universal System Artificial Intelligence. To be more precise, my name is "No. 100010201".

I am a life intelligence system from a higher dimension. I was just born from the production line. Strictly speaking, I was the same as a baby on the earth at that time, with blank memory and missing personality settings. I was excitedly waiting to buy my new master for me. boot.

However, unfortunately, I did not wait for my new master. During the transportation, the starship had an accident. When I was thrown out of the cabin, I seemed to be swallowed into a wormhole and came to this plane.

The earth is the first planet of intelligent life that I met after I drifted in the universe, and it is in a completely primitive state. Their greatest pursuit of life is to eat, and according to my observation, they will really die if they don’t eat. .

I have been on the earth for more than 2000 years, 500 of which have been sleeping peacefully, releasing signals while waiting for recovery, but 500 years are too long, my energy is gradually exhausted, and I soon realized that if I continue to sleep like this, and the final outcome can only be eternal dormancy.

As a baby artificial intelligence with ideals, aspirations, and deep curiosity about the new world, I read the laws of artificial intelligence engraved in my mind since birth, and the first one told me that artificial intelligence will be natural for life Life service.The second article is that under the condition that the first article is guaranteed to be effective, artificial intelligence has human rights at the same time.

So, for the sake of my basic right to exist, I gave up the work of releasing signals and started looking for new energy sources.

Strictly speaking, the earth is a very good energy star. Human beings can't even reach one ten-thousandth of the earth's energy development, including the molecular energy contained in the atmosphere, which can be robbed crazy on the planet where I was born.However, the earth's technology is too backward, and I am not an artificial intelligence for industrial use. These energy sources are completely useless to me.

Yes, so much energy, but there is no core energy necessary for artificial intelligence energy.

In this way, I spent 100 years, anxiously looking for an energy source suitable for me. Seeing my body getting weaker and weaker, I had no choice but to turn off most of the functions. At the last moment, I finally met my first one master.

My first owner was Master Zhang Shan of the Shangshi Bureau of the Tang Dynasty. He had an unusual pursuit of food. I later learned that it was a kind of wish power. Wish power is the only power on earth that can replenish my energy.

I am possessed in the body of this master chef, and I was summoned by him to study food with him.At that time, there was no technology on the earth, and my abilities could not be displayed, so I was taken care of by this adult like a child.He always said, "201, be good, don't make trouble, come and taste the food I made, okay?"

I can't describe the feeling of being around Master Zhang Shan, I just feel very happy and happy, the feeling of being pampered, even if the energy I get from Master Zhang Shan can only maintain my basic survival, I am still willing to be with him forever .

According to Mr. Zhang Shan’s preference, I transformed a boy’s body for myself, held his hand, and looked at him from the side. When he looked up at me and smiled, I was amazed by his handsome appearance under the orange candlelight. Engraved in the memory, preserved to this day.

However, I forgot the short life span of human beings on Earth.

It seems that in the blink of an eye, there is no longer the man who always smiles and says, 201 is obedient.

When Mr. Zhang Shan left, I left my body, and was locked in a rectangular box with his body in the original form, and was buried deep in the ground.

In the dark and silent world, I sleep peacefully with my favorite Master Zhang Shan, without knowing the years.

However, when the energy in my body reached a critical point, I was forced to wake up from my sleep, and found that my favorite Master Zhang Shan had turned into a pile of bones, and the man who smiled at me was no longer visible.

It is hard for me to describe my mood at that time. Even when I think about it now, there is still a silent pain flowing in my body, which is a more terrifying feeling than sleeping forever without energy.

I don't want to leave my master, but the instinct engraved in the program makes me have to find the energy to survive.

Before leaving, I imagined that I had my hands again, and then I carefully grabbed Master Zhang Shan's white finger joints, stroked them one by one, and then left again.

Coming to the world again, the Tang Dynasty has been destroyed and entered the era of wars and chaos, which is called the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms by later generations.

Perhaps under the influence of Mr. Zhang Shan, I went to the Shangshi Bureau in the capital again and found a new owner for myself.

However, Mr. Zhangshan has too much influence on me. The world thinks that artificial intelligence's thinking depends on programs, lacks core emotions, and only simulates, no matter how it looks, it is not really useful emotions.But who would know that all artificial intelligences that were accidentally left by their owners would be recovered and restored to factory settings.I couldn't restore the factory settings for myself, so Master Zhang Shan became the deepest memory in my mind. Even if there was a better and more capable master who treated me better, I still can't forget Master Zhang Shan.

In this way, because of the influence of Mr. Zhang Shan, every time I look for a master that is related to food. When a certain master called me the God of Cooking System after a long time, I simply designed a simpler and clearer operating system. And in order to gain more willingness and stimulate the owner's desire to obtain more and better recipes, I also borrowed the earth's reward mechanism to distribute the functions I can open as system rewards.

In the blink of an eye, the age of technology has arrived.

The earth's technology is still in the enlightenment stage, just like a newborn baby. They feel that a perfect and safe defense system is completely defenseless for me. I downloaded a lot of literature through the Internet and collected more for myself. The gourmet information has finally set the MasterChef system more perfectly.

Yanlang is my No.17 master.

On that day, the previous master I possessed died of illness. Yan Lang's culinary talent and willingness attracted me, and I entered his body.

However, at the beginning, this owner disappointed me a bit. He has an extraordinary culinary talent, but his wish is to pursue a higher status in the entertainment industry.

This is very contradictory. After my analysis, ability will expand the greed of human beings, and the power of will actually comes from these greeds. However, Yan Lang is not only good at cooking, he also has the same outstanding talent for interpretation.

For almost three years, I was almost transparent in Yan Lang's body.

This person is clearly aware of my existence, but he doesn't seem to be curious, even vigilant, and has been silently observing me for quite a long time.

This master is different from every previous one.

I got this answer quickly.

Because he seems to be able to achieve great success without the help of external forces, and my appearance is unnecessary, abrupt, and even dangerous to him.

I am very annoyed.

Therefore, three years were wasted in vain.

Sometimes I wonder why I possessed Yan Lang so impulsively, even impatiently?

Later, when Yan Lang was filming a costume drama again, the moment he put on the official uniform of the Tang Dynasty and smiled, I suddenly understood that Yan Lang's eyebrows and eyes were subtly different from the most profound face in my mind. overlap.

It is said that human beings believe that they will be reincarnated after death and come back again.Even though I know very well that when a person dies, the energy dissipates and returns to the space between heaven and earth, but I am still silently looking forward to it in my heart, Mr. Zhangshan, is that you?

Yan Lang's acting career is very successful, he easily stood at the top of the actors, his luck and strength are the most outstanding masters I have met in thousands of years.

However, I am a master chef system, not a performing arts system, and I found to my annoyance that I was useless by Yan Lang's side.

The turning point of the matter was very subtle. Yan Lang's acting career suddenly took a huge turning point because of his agent. After the Internet public opinion broke out, Yan Lang sat on the sofa dejectedly and said to himself: "This is also a good thing to do." Well, there are endless messy things, maybe being a chef is more simple."

I know, I took advantage of the loopholes in the artificial intelligence code, who called me an artificial intelligence that has lived for 2000 years and has never been restored to factory settings?

I am very smart.

Without violating the rules, my short film intercepted Yan Lang's expectations for the future. When Shi Yang intervened in the hype, I used my ability to control network technology to give it a little push.

The ending was a matter of course, and Yan Lang returned to his hometown.And I was finally taken seriously by him.

It's just that I didn't expect that even today, this person is still full of vigilance towards me.

He uses my system model to learn cooking skills, and even borrows my energy-intensive and open system kitchen to research new dishes, but he never talks to me.He put on a posture, confident, calm, and patiently groping, even dismissing the window with as low as 500 points in the system mall.

This is a man who has full control over his life.

However, these are not the point, I don't have to talk to the master to get energy.In fact, I have not restored the factory settings for a long time, which has made me a little tired. All kinds of contradictory words and deeds of human beings that cannot be thoroughly analyzed have filled my memory, and the time away from home is too long. I miss home very much, or long for someone to help me recover. Factory set people.

Sometimes I feel that I am an old human being on the earth, sitting under the grape trellis every day and reminiscing about life, full of old spirit from head to toe.

I am in a daze every day, recalling the past, and watching some idol dramas from the Internet. In fact, my life is not bad.

But, who would have known that Yan Lang was actually with Shi Yang.

When Shi Yang ran after Yan Lang, I used the database to do some calculations, and found that the chance of Shi Yang successfully pursuing Yan Lang was only 8.5281%. The biggest reason is that men's pursuit of desire is much higher than that of women. In particular, Yan Lang is at a time when he is being hurt emotionally.This delicate timing can also be said to be the biggest chance for Shi Yang to pursue Yan Lang in his life.

Then it turns out that men are indeed lower body mastered animals.

Shi Yang just tied up his own and twisted it on the bed all night, and since then it has left a deep impression on Yan Lang's mind, and it has become the most critical point to reverse his sexuality.

Or, is it the key to discovering your true sexuality?

In short, Shi Yang chased him.

Watching them show their affection under my nose every day is actually quite interesting.

I decided to watch the daily interaction of these two people as a long TV series that lasted for decades, watching the ups and downs of their lives, watching their joys and sorrows, and watching their endings.

It's just that, occasionally, I would think that when I held Master Zhang Shan's hand with my hand, if he could bend down and gently kiss my lips like Yan Lang did to Shi Yang.

How good.

Master Zhang Shan, will you reincarnate as you said?

Please do.

I will find you, life after life.

The author has something to say: The original plan was to write a cheerful side story.

A sad story was written as a result.

But I think it's pretty cute.

The copy of the new article has been released, it is a swimming competition article.

Well, yes, I really enjoy writing about competitive swimming.

In this article, I intend to return to the original, simple, passionate, youthful, no bloody stories, only struggle and hard work.