Merry little roll

"Don't follow me."

The wind was blowing on the river bank, and a few uninhabited small boats floated in the distance and swayed by the river dam. There was a boat at the head of the dam that had just sailed back. With the sound of "click, click, click", the fishermen kept transporting goods from the boat, all of them dressed shirtless, looking very busy.

Suddenly a wave hit, and the boat in the distance shook to the center of the river.

A few spotted teals happened to be wading in the middle of the river, frightened by the sudden arrival of a small boat, screaming "quack", twisting their buttocks and fleeing to the place where the aquatic plants gathered.

"You—stop, don't follow me."

The fishermen looked up to the river bank and saw a wonderful sight.

The young man in black clothes walked in front, carrying a heavy black sword on his back, and behind him was a taller figure—the bride, with a bright red hijab on her head, following behind the young man step by step.

When Shao Xiao turned his head, the man stopped and stood dignifiedly in the distance, pretending to be more innocent than the spotted teal on the water.

He took a step, and the man took a step, and the red hijab shook.

He turned his head again, and the man stopped again.

Take a step.

Look back.

Take a step.

Look back.

......

The spotted teal came ashore with its buttocks twisted, shook its wet buttocks, and looked at the two big fools on the river bank "quacking" in a daze.

"Girl... no, uncle, uncle, what exactly do you want, after all, you really want to get married with me, two old men!" Shao Xiao spat away the dog's tail he was holding in his mouth. Grass, "You've already tricked me once, so maybe you want to do something else."

Shao Xiao twitched the youthful eyebrows, "Do you...have a problem with me?"

A muffled laugh came from the red hijab.

"a man of his words."

"Come on!" Shao Xiao hugged the sword in front of his chest, and cast his eyes wildly, "Master, just think of me as a bastard tortoise. You can't believe what a bastard tortoise says!"

The man in the red hijab looked at the tortoise bastard in front of him with an angry face, his hands were itchy no matter how he looked at it.

This is a little bastard!

He watched an old man dressed as a fisherman slowly approaching Shao Xiao from behind, holding back a smile without making a sound.

The old man wore a fish head cap with hooked nets on his head, and his eyes were narrowed. He raised the cane in his hand, raised it high, and shouted loudly.

"Fuck you bastard, I'll beat you to death!"

Shao Xiao froze where he was, caught off guard, the stick was in full swing, the old man was like a wolf seeing the meat, staring at him and refusing to let go, picking out the painful places to beat.Shao Xiao was beaten so badly that he jumped three feet, his elbows, kneecaps, and shoulder blades were all in pain. He couldn't fight back for a big guy, so he could only dodge like a shrimp, his eyes widened fiercely. Red hijab glance.

There was another muffled laugh from the red hijab.

"You wait for me..."

"Waiting for you bastard, waiting for you bastard, waiting for you grandson!" The old man continued to beat with sticks, and the more he beat, the more addicted he became, and he showed the energy of killing pigs at home, "I told you not to marry someone else!" I tell you not to marry someone! Is your heart made of iron and stone? Didn’t you see such a big bride chasing you all the way!”

"Master, I'm not..."

"It's not your size, are you a man? How can a man run away from marriage and let the bride chase after him?" The uncle became more and more vigorous, "The morals of the world make scum like you corrupt! You can still be regarded as a dog, how can you be a wolf-hearted dog! What shame do you have for not wanting others... Our daughter-in-law is the same, just like that, she was rejected by the robber embryo, and she cried even more than Meng Jiangnu when she returned home , I almost lost my temper... It was you people who did it! You bastards!"

"Master, I'm really not..."

"I bother!"

Shao Xiao raised his head and closed his eyes, wiping away the saliva that was sprayed all over his face.

Your uncle is your uncle after all.

The old man was tired, he put down the crutch in his hand, squatted on the ground panting.

Shao Xiao was also exhausted from the beating, and stuck to the spot, saving his last bit of strength to stare at the gloating red hijab in front of him, his eyes were vicious, like a little wolf.

you are vicious.

The red hijab saw it in his eyes, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became bigger and bigger. He transmitted the voice to Shao Xiao through the red curtain.

—Do you want me to save you?

Shao Xiao rested his chin on the black sword, not wanting to answer.Do you have time to send him a sound transmission through the air, but don't have time to explain to the old man?

——After passing this village, there is no such shop?

——You can do it, you bastard!

The old man squatted on the ground, his hands were not idle, he pressed Shao Xiao's spine with his cane, and pressed against his bones every now and then. Shao Xiao groaned a few times. As if the hammer was bouncing on the bones, the little wolf's eyes became more fierce.

——Seeing that you have provoked a good thing, explain it to him quickly!

——You call me a gentleman, and I will explain to him.

——Sister-in-law, you fart, don’t be poor, speak well!

—The old man stood up.

Hearing these words, Shao Xiao suddenly lifted his chin from the black sword, his whole body was agitated, and he jumped forward three steps. He didn't grasp the strength, and directly bumped into the red hijab's arms, causing the red hijab to burst out A grunt.

"Don't be so reckless." The red hijab was hit so hard that his heart hurts.

When Shao Xiao heard this muffled groan, he suddenly got excited—you bastard, tell you to fuck me!He stuffed his iron head back into the red hijab's arms, and with such a sudden bump, the red hijab's body made a "pop", thinking that something had been smashed into pieces.

"You're crazy." The red hijab was finally knocked out, with a hint of irritation in his tone.

"Your whole family is crazy." Shao Xiao saw the old man behind him struggling to stand up, and seized the opportunity to continue bumping into the red hijab's arms.

The old man next to him was so angry that his beard trembled, it's terrible, God killed me, this turtle grandson is still stubborn... "Don't run away, I will kill you ...I'll kill you!" He muttered words in his mouth, his eyebrows and eyes raised, as if he was ready to do justice for the sky.

The red hijab glanced at it, then suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled the little wolf in front of him into his arms, and put his arms around the boy's waist, "You owe me."

Before Shao Xiao could react, his feet left the ground, and his whole body was tightly stuffed into the arms of the red hijab. The air flow continuously surged up, swelling the robes of the two of them. The reds continued to merge until they merged in mid-air.

The red hijab hugged the angry little werewolf in his arms with one hand, and hummed with a smile, the two of them flew out like a kite with a broken string, and disappeared straight in front of the old man.

The old man rubbed his eyes, looked at the empty dirt land in front of his eyes, and thought he had a dream about Spring and Autumn.

He slowly sat down on the dirt again, sighing deeply from his chest.

There are a few little wild ducks behind, twisting their buttocks and squatting, slowly moving past behind the old man, "quack quack" shaking the water droplets on their bodies.

"Let me go, I have long arms and legs, and I can walk by myself!" Shao Xiao lived for more than ten years, and he was the only one who hugged other girls since he was a child. He had never been held in his arms!

The red hijab was not hugging, he stuffed his whole head in his arms, stuffed it hard, and twisted the back of his neck from time to time, causing Shao Xiao to feel the pain between his teeth.

"You have a grudge against me? Let go!"

The red hijab let go without warning, and stroked the boy's tousled hair.

The puppy fell to the ground with a "slap" and became a dirty dog.

Shao Xiao held the sword in his hand and stood up, his eyes sparkled with sparks.

He frowned greenly, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the red hijab dangling in front of him was 12 very unpleasant, so he stretched out his hand and prepared to tease it vigorously.

The red hijab didn't know what he was going to do, so he took a few steps back.

"Why, ugly, shameless?" Shao Xiao approached the red hijab, with a smirk on his lips, looking a bit reinvigorated, "Come on, let grandpa see what our good grandson looks like , girl, don't be afraid..."

A rogue look.

Hearing the words, the red hijab did not hide.

"You take off the hijab, even if you admit it, have you ever thought about it?"

"Admit what?" Shao Xiao raised his eyebrows.

"There's no reason for others to lift the bride's hijab. On the wedding day, the man has a lover and concubine, you..." The red hijab suddenly approached Shao Xiao, and said slowly, "Officer, I'm waiting for you to pick up the hijab. Waited for so long."

Ruquan's voice was covered by the gradually overflowing charm, and the red hijab slowly set a trap, just waiting for the little wolf head to slip in by himself.

"Bah, bah, bah." Shao Xiao pushed away the approaching face of the red hijab, he looked around, and then turned to the red hijab, "Did you see the group of ducks in the water?"

Where he pointed, a group of teal ducks slowly swam past, rippling on the surface of the water, forming layers of water circles rolling outwards.

The one in the lead was an old duck, swam very fast with great vigor and majesty, followed by six or seven ducklings frantically paddling their flippers and wiggling their little buttocks.

The leading duck is also twisting, one left, one right.

One click left, one click right.

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.

Left and right, left and right, left and right, left and right...

The old duck gradually speeded up, and the little ducks behind were so anxious that they moved left and right, left and right...

For a moment, the eyes of the red hijab were filled with squatting little buttocks swaying from side to side.

"Did you see that group of ducks?" Shao Xiao pointed at them.

"Yeah." The red hijab nodded.

"Sexy?"

"Sao."

Shao Xiao chuckled, and the pure light in his eyes flowed.

"Where can you show off!"

The ducks in the distance seem to be responding.

"Quack" twice.

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Country Love Story! (The little dog drove by with a tractor, chug, chug, chug, chug...)