Master, you think too much
Chapter 66~
Sangzi had a very bad time throughout the spring. Although it is not affected by the estrous period to transform into a human form, Sangzi's whole body is sluggish, neither practicing martial arts, nor climbing trees, rolling, or clawing thread balls.
Su Boli said that he was very worried about the situation of the master, and Cang Lan comforted him, "It's okay, cats that have been suppressed for estrus are usually like this."
Cang Lan told Su Boli that the physical fitness of monsters in estrus tends to decline, so they should be taken care of... It's not good for him to steal fish from his deity all day long...
Flame Tiger suddenly realized, and immediately ran out excitedly to surf all afternoon, and came back when it was dark, holding the tails of seven or eight voles in both hands.
"Master, I'll bring you delicious food back to improve your food!" Yanhu showed Sangzi the seven or eight voles that were trembling with fright and desperately huddling together, "Do you want to eat stewed, fried, or fried?" Baked, or raw? Do you want to peel it... oh——" Sangzi gave it a paw, and by the way, included seven or eight voles who were about to faint from fright.
——This kind of little thing that can jump and run is the most fun!
As this spring was coming to an end, Li Ming gave Sangzi a big gift - a high-grade spiritual weapon that could hide the aura of monsters.
Li Ming used the sound transmission talisman to express that he specially crafted this spiritual weapon for Sangzi...
A round, white, two big bells with crisp ringing.
Looking at the style, it should be hanging around the cat's neck...
Su Boli thought to himself that this guy really has no vision, is this for the cat shape?How to wear the doll?Putting it around your neck will strangle you to death!How could Master like this thing...
"How is it?" Sangzi tied the bell in her hair, and shook her head twice to show Su Boli.
The two white bells conspicuously showed his presence in the black ribbon-like hair, which looked... unexpectedly good.
"Very, very nice."
"Li Ming is caring. Knowing that this deity lacks a hair ornament, he specially made the spirit weapon to look like a hair ornament."
"Yes, yes." Su Boli swallowed, and swallowed "Actually, it is a cat bell hanging chain."
As long as the master likes it.
"The bells are really pretty, so let him make a few more and send them here." Sangzi said again, "Then replace the pebbles that Shuanghua gave."
Bells that are round and ringing are much more fun than stones!
"……Row."
With the bell that can hide the aura of monsters, Sang Zi took the initiative to go to Cang Lan to discuss the problem that the dried fish recently baked in his small cafeteria was a bit salty.
At that time, Cang Lan was still in the process of cultivating a relationship with Shuanghuaqiu by touching his tail, and Sang Zi's kick in this way instantly bluffed Cang Lan.
"Why are you here?" Cang Lan hurriedly pointed to Shuanghua, and pushed him out of the door, "Your apprentice is looking for you, go and see..."
Lowering his voice, he growled into Sangzi's ear, "Are you crazy? Don't you know how good Shuanghua's nose is and how straight his brain is? If Shuanghua finds out that you are a shape-changing monster... people with a scheming mind will do the same thing." , do you want everyone in the cultivation world to know that you were born again?"
Sangzi wiped away the saliva from the side of his face without changing his expression, frowned and said, "It's okay, I have good things."
"Sangzi!" The little fox threw its four little paws on Sangzi's legs, rubbed its head happily, and said coquettishly, "Sangzi, I haven't seen you for a year. Canglan said you went to hide in the yard to grow fish. Is it true?"
"..." Sang Zi glanced at Cang Lan, then nodded calmly, "Yes, the only thing missing is the tongue of a water attribute spiritual root monk."
"Ah, it's so scary," Shuanghua said coquettishly, while crawling into Sangzi's arms with the tip of her claws hooking on Sangzi's clothes.
Sangzi tore it off and put it on the table, wondering which monster had ripped open a live chicken and put it in its belly?
"Water attribute transformation stage? Is Canglan a water attribute?"
"..."
After sending Shuanghua away again, Canglan made a cup of hot tea in front of his door, and put a plate of dried fish in front of Sangzi.
"Try it, it's not salty."
Sang Zi immediately threw a small dried fish into his mouth.
He chewed a few times with puffed cheeks, and swallowed the dried fish in a few mouthfuls.
Then the slender and fair fingers pointed at the next small fish.
Cang Lan took away the plate containing the dried fish, shook his head and sighed, "It's impossible, you, your fangs and claws are all exposed."
Sangzi silently closed her mouth and hid her hands under her sleeves.
Cang Lan didn't finish, "It stands to reason that the more you cultivate, the monsters should be like human beings...you are a negative example."
"..."
Cang Lan continued to criticize earnestly, "When you were a cat, you still knew how to ask Su Boli to pick the thorns for you and put them in a small plate to eat. Now that you have transformed into a human again, why do you grab it with your hands instead?"
I don't want to bother the protagonist...
"...you just say a word!"
"Oh," Sangzi nodded, signaling to continue.
"Do you know what a spirit is?" Cang Lan asked, not waiting for Sangzi to answer, and answered on his own, "As long as it is a living thing that has been cultivated, it has a spirit, a person, a beast, and even a plant and a tree. The higher the height, the stronger the spirit."
"..."
"Although you took this cat away, in a sense, this cat is not dead, it is still breathing, it can jump, run, scratch people, and eat other people's dried fish... Cough , do you know the difference between a monster and a human cultivator?"
"Ok?"
"Monster beasts don't need to practice exercises, and they don't know how to retreat, but their bodies can instinctively absorb the aura of the world. That is to say, they are practicing all the time."
"Oh."
"Don't you understand?" Cang Lan tapped his finger on the table and asked eagerly, "Didn't you realize that you are becoming more and more like a cat? You put your true energy into the dantian of the cat's shell forcibly, but the cat's shell Instinctively help you practice—the cultivation is naturally a demon core. However, it is impossible to have an inner core and a true essence in a dantian at the same time. The relatively weak demon core will integrate itself into your true essence little by little. The demon cores will continue to integrate, and more and more, but you don't practice... As a result, the demon cores have already had a great impact on your true essence! ”
"What are the consequences?" Sang Zi was confused, and didn't feel any serious impact, but felt that it was very powerful.
"Turn into a monster completely——if you don't cultivate, your proud consciousness won't last long."
"Do you think the deity is like a person now?"
"What I mean is, you will be like a human in the future, and your IQ will be completely assimilated to a cat." Cang Lan earnestly said, "Think about it, in the future, Subori will form pills, transform into babies and transform into gods. It's a sure thing to retreat! Do you want him to take care of the master who gnawed on his toes while doing it...Fuck!"
Cang Lan wiped the tea leaves off his face, and was dissatisfied with splashing the tea on his homeland, "That's what it is, when the true energy is transformed into a demon pill, the soul will change accordingly...it will be a matter of time before you become a cat... It’s not so good that you’ll eat rats raw later on!”
When Sangzi thought of the few mice left in his room, his face darkened immediately.
Seeing that Sang Zi was about to beat him up, Cang Lan laughed dryly, "You just need to work hard to cultivate... Consolidate your true energy and slowly take the demon core for your own use. The advantage is that this kind of cultivation method can make you cultivate faster."
"Tell me, with my current cultivation, how long can I live?" Sangzi asked suddenly.
"Monsters are usually much slenderer than humans, and transformed monsters...can live at least 3000 years."
Cang Lan replied honestly.
"Then how long do you think it will take if the deity cultivates and ascends?"
Cang Lan's eyes lit up, "Have you finally realized the problem of limited age... If you can concentrate on cultivation, it will be extremely fast... at least 300 years."
300 years.
Sang Zi laughed, "I want to live longer."
"Immortals have unlimited lives, they play with the vicissitudes of life, face floating, die with the world... You can live as long as you want."
"But I am worried that I will not be able to hold on before turning into an immortal."
"What are you worried about? How can you not hold on?"
"Lei Jie, what I am worried about is Lei Jie, anyway... so what if I have cultivated to the stage of becoming a god? I climbed to a high place, was stabbed, and then kicked down. This time I successfully escaped the calamity... ...Then what about next time? This deity only has one life."
"But..." Isn't the purpose of a monk's existence just to cultivate immortals?
"The deity heard everything you told Su Boli that day."
——Sang Zi came back from a new life, but from a certain point of view, he cannot be tolerated by the Dao of Heaven.It is very likely that they will fail the next time they cross the catastrophe.
"But it is also possible to succeed. The failure of crossing the tribulation... was forced out by them. If you hadn't killed so many people in front of the heavens, you should have become a fairy by now." Cang Lan hurriedly said.
No, no, he will not become a fairy!The only way to become an immortal is to die. In other words, he should not have come to the world of comprehension at the beginning. It is best to be a mortal with a short life.
A monk can't do it. After 3000 years, if he hasn't become a fairy, he will only have the consequence of his soul dissipating.
Let's practice, from a certain point of view, it means one step closer to death, if you don't practice... I'm afraid that you will become an idiot soon...
...Furthermore, I am so heartbroken by a body that is always struck by lightning...
"Actually...you don't necessarily die when you encounter a death calamity," Cang Lan blinked at Sangzi. He was quite mighty and domineering, and it was disgusting to do such a small gesture...
"Thunder Tribulation only has nine paths, it can't keep chasing you until you're killed... just survive."
It's not as simple as you said!
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhang Xiaocai and the mine that there is no mosquito girl this summer~ ok, girls.
Su Boli said that he was very worried about the situation of the master, and Cang Lan comforted him, "It's okay, cats that have been suppressed for estrus are usually like this."
Cang Lan told Su Boli that the physical fitness of monsters in estrus tends to decline, so they should be taken care of... It's not good for him to steal fish from his deity all day long...
Flame Tiger suddenly realized, and immediately ran out excitedly to surf all afternoon, and came back when it was dark, holding the tails of seven or eight voles in both hands.
"Master, I'll bring you delicious food back to improve your food!" Yanhu showed Sangzi the seven or eight voles that were trembling with fright and desperately huddling together, "Do you want to eat stewed, fried, or fried?" Baked, or raw? Do you want to peel it... oh——" Sangzi gave it a paw, and by the way, included seven or eight voles who were about to faint from fright.
——This kind of little thing that can jump and run is the most fun!
As this spring was coming to an end, Li Ming gave Sangzi a big gift - a high-grade spiritual weapon that could hide the aura of monsters.
Li Ming used the sound transmission talisman to express that he specially crafted this spiritual weapon for Sangzi...
A round, white, two big bells with crisp ringing.
Looking at the style, it should be hanging around the cat's neck...
Su Boli thought to himself that this guy really has no vision, is this for the cat shape?How to wear the doll?Putting it around your neck will strangle you to death!How could Master like this thing...
"How is it?" Sangzi tied the bell in her hair, and shook her head twice to show Su Boli.
The two white bells conspicuously showed his presence in the black ribbon-like hair, which looked... unexpectedly good.
"Very, very nice."
"Li Ming is caring. Knowing that this deity lacks a hair ornament, he specially made the spirit weapon to look like a hair ornament."
"Yes, yes." Su Boli swallowed, and swallowed "Actually, it is a cat bell hanging chain."
As long as the master likes it.
"The bells are really pretty, so let him make a few more and send them here." Sangzi said again, "Then replace the pebbles that Shuanghua gave."
Bells that are round and ringing are much more fun than stones!
"……Row."
With the bell that can hide the aura of monsters, Sang Zi took the initiative to go to Cang Lan to discuss the problem that the dried fish recently baked in his small cafeteria was a bit salty.
At that time, Cang Lan was still in the process of cultivating a relationship with Shuanghuaqiu by touching his tail, and Sang Zi's kick in this way instantly bluffed Cang Lan.
"Why are you here?" Cang Lan hurriedly pointed to Shuanghua, and pushed him out of the door, "Your apprentice is looking for you, go and see..."
Lowering his voice, he growled into Sangzi's ear, "Are you crazy? Don't you know how good Shuanghua's nose is and how straight his brain is? If Shuanghua finds out that you are a shape-changing monster... people with a scheming mind will do the same thing." , do you want everyone in the cultivation world to know that you were born again?"
Sangzi wiped away the saliva from the side of his face without changing his expression, frowned and said, "It's okay, I have good things."
"Sangzi!" The little fox threw its four little paws on Sangzi's legs, rubbed its head happily, and said coquettishly, "Sangzi, I haven't seen you for a year. Canglan said you went to hide in the yard to grow fish. Is it true?"
"..." Sang Zi glanced at Cang Lan, then nodded calmly, "Yes, the only thing missing is the tongue of a water attribute spiritual root monk."
"Ah, it's so scary," Shuanghua said coquettishly, while crawling into Sangzi's arms with the tip of her claws hooking on Sangzi's clothes.
Sangzi tore it off and put it on the table, wondering which monster had ripped open a live chicken and put it in its belly?
"Water attribute transformation stage? Is Canglan a water attribute?"
"..."
After sending Shuanghua away again, Canglan made a cup of hot tea in front of his door, and put a plate of dried fish in front of Sangzi.
"Try it, it's not salty."
Sang Zi immediately threw a small dried fish into his mouth.
He chewed a few times with puffed cheeks, and swallowed the dried fish in a few mouthfuls.
Then the slender and fair fingers pointed at the next small fish.
Cang Lan took away the plate containing the dried fish, shook his head and sighed, "It's impossible, you, your fangs and claws are all exposed."
Sangzi silently closed her mouth and hid her hands under her sleeves.
Cang Lan didn't finish, "It stands to reason that the more you cultivate, the monsters should be like human beings...you are a negative example."
"..."
Cang Lan continued to criticize earnestly, "When you were a cat, you still knew how to ask Su Boli to pick the thorns for you and put them in a small plate to eat. Now that you have transformed into a human again, why do you grab it with your hands instead?"
I don't want to bother the protagonist...
"...you just say a word!"
"Oh," Sangzi nodded, signaling to continue.
"Do you know what a spirit is?" Cang Lan asked, not waiting for Sangzi to answer, and answered on his own, "As long as it is a living thing that has been cultivated, it has a spirit, a person, a beast, and even a plant and a tree. The higher the height, the stronger the spirit."
"..."
"Although you took this cat away, in a sense, this cat is not dead, it is still breathing, it can jump, run, scratch people, and eat other people's dried fish... Cough , do you know the difference between a monster and a human cultivator?"
"Ok?"
"Monster beasts don't need to practice exercises, and they don't know how to retreat, but their bodies can instinctively absorb the aura of the world. That is to say, they are practicing all the time."
"Oh."
"Don't you understand?" Cang Lan tapped his finger on the table and asked eagerly, "Didn't you realize that you are becoming more and more like a cat? You put your true energy into the dantian of the cat's shell forcibly, but the cat's shell Instinctively help you practice—the cultivation is naturally a demon core. However, it is impossible to have an inner core and a true essence in a dantian at the same time. The relatively weak demon core will integrate itself into your true essence little by little. The demon cores will continue to integrate, and more and more, but you don't practice... As a result, the demon cores have already had a great impact on your true essence! ”
"What are the consequences?" Sang Zi was confused, and didn't feel any serious impact, but felt that it was very powerful.
"Turn into a monster completely——if you don't cultivate, your proud consciousness won't last long."
"Do you think the deity is like a person now?"
"What I mean is, you will be like a human in the future, and your IQ will be completely assimilated to a cat." Cang Lan earnestly said, "Think about it, in the future, Subori will form pills, transform into babies and transform into gods. It's a sure thing to retreat! Do you want him to take care of the master who gnawed on his toes while doing it...Fuck!"
Cang Lan wiped the tea leaves off his face, and was dissatisfied with splashing the tea on his homeland, "That's what it is, when the true energy is transformed into a demon pill, the soul will change accordingly...it will be a matter of time before you become a cat... It’s not so good that you’ll eat rats raw later on!”
When Sangzi thought of the few mice left in his room, his face darkened immediately.
Seeing that Sang Zi was about to beat him up, Cang Lan laughed dryly, "You just need to work hard to cultivate... Consolidate your true energy and slowly take the demon core for your own use. The advantage is that this kind of cultivation method can make you cultivate faster."
"Tell me, with my current cultivation, how long can I live?" Sangzi asked suddenly.
"Monsters are usually much slenderer than humans, and transformed monsters...can live at least 3000 years."
Cang Lan replied honestly.
"Then how long do you think it will take if the deity cultivates and ascends?"
Cang Lan's eyes lit up, "Have you finally realized the problem of limited age... If you can concentrate on cultivation, it will be extremely fast... at least 300 years."
300 years.
Sang Zi laughed, "I want to live longer."
"Immortals have unlimited lives, they play with the vicissitudes of life, face floating, die with the world... You can live as long as you want."
"But I am worried that I will not be able to hold on before turning into an immortal."
"What are you worried about? How can you not hold on?"
"Lei Jie, what I am worried about is Lei Jie, anyway... so what if I have cultivated to the stage of becoming a god? I climbed to a high place, was stabbed, and then kicked down. This time I successfully escaped the calamity... ...Then what about next time? This deity only has one life."
"But..." Isn't the purpose of a monk's existence just to cultivate immortals?
"The deity heard everything you told Su Boli that day."
——Sang Zi came back from a new life, but from a certain point of view, he cannot be tolerated by the Dao of Heaven.It is very likely that they will fail the next time they cross the catastrophe.
"But it is also possible to succeed. The failure of crossing the tribulation... was forced out by them. If you hadn't killed so many people in front of the heavens, you should have become a fairy by now." Cang Lan hurriedly said.
No, no, he will not become a fairy!The only way to become an immortal is to die. In other words, he should not have come to the world of comprehension at the beginning. It is best to be a mortal with a short life.
A monk can't do it. After 3000 years, if he hasn't become a fairy, he will only have the consequence of his soul dissipating.
Let's practice, from a certain point of view, it means one step closer to death, if you don't practice... I'm afraid that you will become an idiot soon...
...Furthermore, I am so heartbroken by a body that is always struck by lightning...
"Actually...you don't necessarily die when you encounter a death calamity," Cang Lan blinked at Sangzi. He was quite mighty and domineering, and it was disgusting to do such a small gesture...
"Thunder Tribulation only has nine paths, it can't keep chasing you until you're killed... just survive."
It's not as simple as you said!
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhang Xiaocai and the mine that there is no mosquito girl this summer~ ok, girls.
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