Master always ignores me [time travel]

The daily life of idiot Qi Zipei.

On a certain day of the month, the weather is fine.

In Chongqing in summer, the stove is not enough to describe it. Although the air conditioner is on, Chu Li still takes off only a pair of underwear.

"Qi Zipei! Serve the bowl! Stop watching Sailor Moon with Tuantuan, okay?"

Chu Li roared in the kitchen. It was already hot, but the old and young masters didn't do anything, which made him furious!

Sailor Moon outside was about to destroy the whole world on behalf of the moon, so he heard Tuantuan shout excitedly: "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

In addition to Tuantuan, there seemed to be an unharmonious male voice also shouting, Chu Li rolled his eyes to the sky, and immediately put down the shovel in his hand.Furiously, he rushed to the kitchen door and poked his head out: "Qi Zipei, sir, do you still want to eat, and serve the bowl?"

Qi Zipei turned his head to look, and found that Chu Li was almost in the shape of a nude apron, and couldn't help swallowing.

The weather is really hot, there is a haze outside, and Chu Li has to light a fire in the house, it's really hot!

Qi Zipei hesitated for a moment, turned to look at Sailor Moon who was still saving the world, then turned back to look at Chuli, and finally chose to get up and walk to the kitchen.

"Take it, I'll eat." He took Chuli into the kitchen and walked all the way to the side dish table, rubbing his fingers lightly, it's not serious!

Of course Chu Li found out, the palm was so hot, and his skin was exposed, but he didn't puncture it.

Unexpectedly, Qi Zipei became more and more unruly, when Chu Li was about to hand him a plate of food, Qi Zipei actually pinched the bump on his chest.

Chu Li's body went numb in an instant, and his already hot heart became even hotter. He was so angry that he pushed Qi Zipei: "It's so hot, I can't take it when you're full of warmth and lust! Go, give me these Take out all the dishes, you old pervert."

"Hey." Qi Zipei curled his lips: "Hey, I really regret it!"

After saying that, Qi Zipei took a plate in one hand and walked outside.After he disappeared, Chu Li breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at his body, and still felt that numbness.Chuli waved his head, and after volatilizing all the yellow waste in his head, he picked up a small shovel and began to work hard.

"Pound bang—"

Hearing the sound of the plate breaking, the spatula in Chu Li's hand dropped suddenly, and ran out before the fire could be turned off.

Sure enough, Qi Zipei's figure began to twist again!

Chu Li didn't care about the food spilled all over the floor, and helped Qi Zipei to sit back on the sofa. On TV, Sailor Moon saved the world and was in a concave shape. Compared with her, Qi Zipei's vain body is really unreal .

After Qi Zipei sat down, Chu Li stroked his back: "What's going on, why can't you stabilize?"

Qi Zipei was panting a little, even trembling a little, he tried to calm down for a long time before saying: "Before, the spiritual power was consumed too much, so."

"Too much spiritual power consumption?" Chu Li looked at it suspiciously: "It seems that since that day, you have been eating, sleeping, and eating. What did you consume?"

"Hehe, who did you think was going to give you the house deed that day!"

Qi Zipei just slipped his mouth unconsciously, and when he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing. He wanted to escape, but was grabbed by Chu Li.

Chu Li frowned and asked, "You were the one who went to the hospital that day? Tsk, I've always wondered what happened to this house!"

"Yes." Qi Zipei nodded helplessly: "It took me a lot of effort to control Fu——ah no, I bought a house."

"You tampered with Fu Fengchun's memory, right? I know it after thinking about it. With your disabled life, how can you buy a house?"

Unexpectedly, Qi Zipei was not happy after hearing this, and muttered: "I obviously threw some colorful stones to him, and I have already learned how to buy a house!"

About 15 minutes later, Qi Zipei's consciousness finally stabilized and recondensed into a solid body.

Chu Li squeezed left and right to make sure that nothing was missing, and then he let go of his hanging heart. He said, "Look at your body made of tofu dregs, it's scary to death!"

"Tofu?" Qi Zipei's eyebrows darkened: "That's not what you said last night!"

"Qi Zipei, shut up!" Chu Li blushed and stood up from the sofa: "Tomorrow you go shopping for vegetables, tomorrow you cook!"

Qi Zipei raised his head and glanced at him indifferently: "Didn't we agree to plant the flag?"

Flag?Chu Li simply heard a joke!

When he saw Qi Zipei that day, he thought he saw a ghost, but later he realized that the system sent him here.

It's just that the system can't be delivered well. If you have to use Jiansan's original system, Qi Zipei will attach a soul who has survived the catastrophe to the game character, or the Taoist character he deleted. Ju Ju, who is level 95, is only level 15 in his own game. What is the flag?Can you eat it?

Thinking of this, Chu Li spat: "Qi Zipei, don't be ashamed, don't plant flags in the game if you have the ability!"

"Oh?" Qi Zipei's eyes lit up: "Sure!"

It's night, light rain.

"Uh-um-no-"

A soft moan came from a certain floor of the high-rise building that went straight into the sky. Follow the sound to find one of the apartments.

The door of the master bedroom in the apartment was loosely closed. Looking through the gap, it turned out that Chu Li and Qi Zipei were planting flags.

What is misfortune coming out of your mouth?This is called misfortune out of the mouth!

Chu Li was pressed into the soft bed, Qi Zipei leaned on him, and the bed could be seen shaking.

The two were covered with quilts, so apart from Qi Zipei's bare back, other movements could only be guessed out of thin air.

It was damp outside, and there was a damp smell in the room.

After a while, the two suddenly changed their movements, and Chu Li was picked up by Qi Zipei.

"Don't, don't, if this goes on, I'm going to faint."

It was Chu Li begging for mercy, his face and body were already flushed, and his eyes were very blurred.

But Qi Zipei bit his earring and kept sprinting: "Didn't you agree to plant a flag to fix housework?"

Chu Li snorted in a trance: "Spicy chicken Qi Zipei, if you have the ability, you can fight with me!"

As soon as he said this, Qi Zipei's figure suddenly flickered again, and Chu Li panicked: "What's going on, it wasn't just now, ah!"

It's fake!Qi Zipei gave a malicious push, Chu Li almost fainted, he hit Qi Zipei: "You are getting more and more slippery."

"Well, but I love you." Qi Zipei pushed harder, Chu Li hugged him tightly, and the two seemed to be going to the rhythm of the sky together.

After a while, Chu Li felt refreshed!

So you can't be too Qi Zipei, just when he was about to burst out, Tuantuan appeared.

Even though Tuantuan has grown up for many years, he still has a childish temper. He clutched his little bird and broke into the room of the two of them.

"Father, I want to pee!" Tuantuan sniffled and climbed onto Chuli's bed on Neba, crying and shoving.

Seeing that the opportunity had come, Chu Li jumped away from Qi Zipei with a shock of spiritual power, took Tuantuan and ran away, and finally said: "You have to solve it yourself."

Qi Zipei smiled at Cen Cen and looked at Chu Li without a trace and whispered, "I'll deal with you when I come back!"

***

A short story about two people playing together.

One day, Chuli finally reached the full level. This time, he didn't find a power leveling and didn't upgrade directly. He almost threw up on the task.

After all, the current Chuli can be considered to be indifferent to the situation in the camp, and thinking of it, he still felt comfortable doing it by playing the book, so he suggested that Qi Zi wear his book!

Qi Zipei is a person who learns very quickly, and now he is unambiguous in playing the basics, and he has even learned to play and lead a group.

Therefore, this day Chuli finally enjoyed the treatment of the leader's wife, black equipment!

Qi Zipei is very sharp in organizing groups, and he is really smart when he encounters problems. Chu Li has seen it once, and it is really a matter of minutes to scold and cry people!

Chu Li is lying dead today, except for Qi Zipei who is Chunyang, and he is a Chunyang in the regiment. Before the regiment started, he said righteously that this is the wife of your regiment leader.

There are still some old players in the group, and they really know Chuli's id when they see it.

In yy, there was a female voice on the mic in an instant, "Captain, this ID looks familiar! It seems, it seems to be the ID of 007 who deleted the number before!"

Qi Zipei didn't answer, but turned to look at Chu Li beside him. Of course Chu Li heard it, and nodded.

"Oh, that's it." Qi Zipei said nonchalantly, "Madam is happy, those have nothing to do with me."

It took about 15 minutes to set up, and there were still two pits left in the group. Chu Li couldn't wait any longer, so Qi Zipei said that two bosses would come at random.

Ouch, it's great now, Shanhe Fengchun and Shili Hongzhuang came in!

Qi Zipei didn't know about this, and the team members also watched the fun, and soon the two of them were having sex with YY.

Shili Hongzhuang likes to be a demon, and when she went to YY and heard Qi Zipei talking, she couldn't bear it and started asking questions.

Qi Zipei replied a few words in disgust, but saw that Chu Li beside him was a little dazed, and before he asked, YY exploded.

"Oh, isn't this Chuli?" Shili Hongzhuang sarcastically sneered with her voice, which seemed to be pinching her nose and being out of breath: "Why did you come back after Jianhao?"

Chu Li ignored her, but heard another male voice in YY saying doubtfully: "Chu Li? Are you discharged from the hospital?" Hearing this voice, the expression in Chu Li's eyes dropped by three points, and his mood seemed to be getting worse and worse. Not good, he simply laid the corpse in front of the boss, and after only talking to Qi Zipei, he turned his head and went to the kitchen to pour water and cut fruit.

Qi Zipei understood at this moment, he turned off the microphone of the two of them, and opened the boss directly.

As a high-quality team, when Chuli was tinkering with fruit, the old one passed, and the equipment they produced was good, which was what Shili Hongzhuang wanted.Seeing the equipped Shili Hongzhuang swiping the team channel like a typewriter, Qi Zipei sneered and kicked her and Shanhe Fengchun out of the team.

At this time, Chu Li just came back, and his eyes were about to pop out when he saw his movements.

He put down the fruit and water, sat back on his seat and said, "My God, Hei CD, Qi Zipei, are you cruel enough?"

Qi Zipei gently touched his head: "For Madam, I am willing to do anything!"

At this time, the world has already started to use Qi Zipei's black CD, but what is even more explosive is YY.

"What, it turns out that Chu Li is really the head's wife?"

"Oh my God, fortunately I came to play gold today, otherwise, hehehe——"

"Ah, Ma'am's voice is also nice, it's really CP!"

"Oh Maiga, haven't you noticed? It's still a wheat!"

Chu Li heard the faint voice coming from the earphone, and then remembered to say: "You forgot to turn off the microphone!"

"What does that matter!" Qi Zipei raised his eyebrows, wrapped his arms around, and kissed Chu Li.

"Uh-huh-"

Yy finally quieted down, Chu Li glanced at it, and Yy, who was in Shanhe Fengchun and Shili Hongzhuang, had already retreated.

As for the fact that no one in the world used their black CDs, it just became the matter of the 818 couple, Qi Zipei explained that I hacked their accounts!

However, black CDs or something, children should not learn!

***

The oriental doctor and his idiot patient.

No one in the hospital knew how Dr. Dongfang became a doctor. Just like Nurse Fang Zhi, the two suddenly appeared in the hospital, but it was not so abrupt.Everyone can't remember when they entered the establishment, but they always feel very familiar.

There are many rumors about this oriental doctor, but people are most concerned about his marriage, after all, the conditions of the oriental doctor are very good.

Dongfang Mo became the chief doctor at a young age, and it can be said that he was young and energetic.

It's just that those who rule others don't rule themselves. No one knows that Dongfang doctor has a problem that makes him very headache-dreams!

Not ordinary dreams, often nightmares.

In fact, when the patient named Chu Li was admitted to the hospital, the Oriental doctor had doubts. This person is very familiar!

Dongfang Mo has seen this person in dreams more than once since he diagnosed and treated Chuli, and those dreams are like a series, one episode after another.The world in the dream is fantastic, but the ending is not very good. In the end, he will always turn into a ball of minced meat.

It was the same today, Dongfang Mo woke up in the sunlight with pain all over his body, and the picture of the nightmare was still vivid in his mind.

He rubbed the space between his brows, thinking that he should probably see a psychiatrist.

But this trip will not be today, today he has to go to his aunt's house, and the aunt said that he has something to entrust to him.

After driving for an hour, Dongfang Mo arrived at his cousin's house.

The cousin and uncle looked nervous, and they seemed very nervous, so they invited him into the house hesitantly.

Dongfang Mo thought they had done something bad, so he sat down and asked, "Aunt Biao, what happened?"

"This..." The cousin opened her mouth but still hesitated until the uncle stabbed her before saying: "At home, we found a patient."

"What? You picked up a fool at the door?"

After listening to the narration of the two, Dongfang Mo couldn't help shouting, the two were too careless, what if the thing they picked up was pretending to seek wealth and kill them?

Probably seeing his worry, the aunt comforted him: "I'm so stupid, I don't even remember my name, go and have a look."

Auntie Biao thought for a while and said: "I haven't had time to call the police. I cried all night yesterday. I'll ask you to see what you've learned."

"Hey, okay."

Following his cousin to the second floor, Dongfang Mo pushed open the door of the fool's room, and sure enough, he was sobbing.

Although the fool lowered his head, he could be seen to be a plain looking man, but he was just stupid.

Dongfang Mo indicated that his aunt and uncle went downstairs to be quiet for a while, and walked up to the fool by himself: "What's your name?"

He thought he would ask more times, but the fool raised his head when he heard his voice, his eyes sparkling.

Dongfang Mo was also stunned, this fool is exactly the same as the person he loved in his dream!

"Brother? Brother?" The idiot tugged on Dongfang Mo's trouser legs, but he didn't cry anymore, but his tears and snot were all on Dongfang Mo's trouser legs.

Dongfang Mo was brought back to his senses by him, and then he asked, "What's your name?"

The idiot showed a silly smile: "I don't know, I can call me whatever my brother says."

"Liu, Liu Fuxun..."

Dongfang Mo took Liu Fuxun away under the pretext of taking him back to take care of her, but Aunt Biao and the others didn't become suspicious.

He didn't take him to the hospital, but to his home. Liu Fuxun tugged at the hem of his clothes all the way and didn't let go.

After the people were settled, Dongfang Mo lay slumped on the sofa, thinking carefully and terrified.

Could it be that dream is real?

Just thinking about it, Dongfang Mo actually fell asleep. The strange thing is that this time, he didn't have a dream!

"Brother, brother, I'm hungry."

Realizing that the clothes on his body were being torn off, Dongfang Mo woke up suddenly, only to wake up and feel the coolness on his chest, and looked down, Liu Fuxun was sucking his——

Although he felt it, Dongfang Mo pulled Liu Fuxun away: "This is not edible."

Liu Fuxun's bright eyes were full of curiosity, and he pouted, "Why?"

"Just can't eat."

Liu Fuxun was instantly deflated, and he threw himself into Dongfang Mo's arms: "But I'm so hungry."

Dongfang Mo was caught off guard by his embrace, and the sofa sank. He looked at the ceiling and thought, could he be gay?

But Liu Fuxun didn't give him time to think, and he became even more crazy when he was hungry, and started biting everywhere.

The biting didn't matter, what was terrible was that the little brother of Doctor Dongfang stood up.

Liu Fuxun stopped biting, he stared at Dongfang Mo and said seriously: "Brother, something hit me."

I don't know whether he is really stupid or not, pure love or acting, Dongfang Mo couldn't help it!

When Liu Fuxun was 'fed', Dongfang Mo thought, his life was over, and he would treat a fool of unknown origin——

But this idiot doesn't seem to be bad, after all, the dream is fake, meeting him is the real thing!