Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

People in the Taoist sect have their own rules for dealing with evil spirits. For example, objects contaminated with bad luck are as obsessed as offering sacrifices to gods and ghosts.The moment the owner owns it, they sign a contract with it. If they find something bad and want to throw it away afterwards, there will often be similar scenes in horror movies.For example, the other party has recovered the next day after smashing it, and the other party returned home in a blink of an eye after throwing it away.It will take a lot of effort to get rid of it completely.

As knowledgeable as Lu Wenqing, he naturally knew what methods to use to solve it, but he had never seen someone as simple and rude as Wei Xi.What's more, when I squatted down to take a look, the clay basin was really destroyed like that, it was completely broken, and there was no dead body.

The Lin family was overjoyed, and Lu Wenqing's face was full of indescribable words, thinking that he must have come to Fengyang in the wrong posture this time.

Fortunately, the matter is resolved, and I can finally leave this place.During the [-]th Golden Week, Fengyang Mountain is crowded with people, the town below the mountain is full of tourist buses, and the better hotels are fully booked, so it’s boring to stay, so it’s better to go back early.

Before leaving, Lu Wenqing called Wei Xi: "Will you come with us too?"

Wei Xi: "Where are you going?"

"It must be Beijing." Lu Wenqing thought he didn't want to, but seeing his desolate attire, he couldn't help persuading him, "If you don't go back, what can you do if you go out to suffer? After all, Fengyang Town is a small place. Not to mention anything else here, whether you can have enough food and clothing is a big problem.”

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at his companion. Of course, Li Rui agreed with his cousin, while Mr. Shuo Zong put his hands in his pockets, turning his head as if he didn't care about anything.

Wei Xi was surprised, a small place?This place is so gorgeous, isn’t it the capital?

But aside from this, Wei Xi has already deeply realized the difficulty of going down the mountain, and at this moment he couldn't help feeling: "It's really hard to eat enough."

Lu Wenqing had just completed the first order in his life, but on the way here he had settled for a loss. At this time, with this result, he seemed to see his future destitute to negative savings balance again.Therefore, when he heard Wei Xi's words, he was also deeply touched. He only felt that he and this peer who he often met in school but had never met in private were unexpectedly sympathetic. He couldn't help but looked at the sky and sighed together: "Yeah, It’s better to be at home, if you want to eat and drink, you need to drink and drink.”

When the voice fell to the ground, the surrounding suddenly became quiet, and a beam of real eyes hit the side of his face. He turned his head to look at Wei Xi who was staring at him: "?"

Wei Xi waved his hand and said loudly, "Let's go."

**

Lu Wenqing persuaded the runaway children of the Wei family back in such a daft way.

Lin Hanyang's family was very disappointed when they found out that Wei Xi was going to leave. After all, he was an expert who had confirmed with his own eyes that he had real materials. Lin Hanyang wanted to ask Wei Xi to stay for two more days before looking at Feng Shui.However, Wei Xi glanced around Lin's house, but said lightly: "There is nothing bad about the decoration, and there is no need to change it."

Feng Shui, Wei Dedao used to give lessons to weasels and the others when he had nothing to do, good or bad, unless the front and back of the house are radically changed, the ordinary furnishings in the house are convenient and comfortable to use, and a little mistake will not hinder anything.What's more, the old house of the Lin family is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and its luck is not bad, so the key still depends on who lives in it.

Mrs. Lin has a kind heart, and her face is full of blessings. Such a person usually gives people a very comfortable impression at first glance, otherwise Fengyang Immortal would not choose her to steal her.Lin Hanyang, although he is a powerful and selfish person, he values ​​his family and cares about his family. He probably won't do anything that hurts his morals in this life.As for the old lady of the Lin family, she was really fussy and stubborn, but it was probably because she was frightened this time. Her aura of overpowering her son and daughter-in-law weakened a lot. From now on, she probably won't dare to make decisions casually.

There is nothing to change, but seeing Lin Hanyang's uneasy appearance after not getting any advice, Wei Xi had no choice but to add a sentence to him: "If you really want to change that much, do good deeds. Now your family's bad luck is gone, your wife Your health will also improve, and if you have enough blessings, you will be able to have an heir next year at the latest."

He thought it was an insignificant little sweetness, but when he heard this, the Lin family was so happy that they were stunned.After waking up, the Lin family couple started wiping away tears and insisted on giving Wei Xi another red envelope.

**

Only then did Wei Xi think of the big apprentice he had just accepted, Tuanjieyi was carried to the sofa by Lu Wenqing and his brothers earlier, but he was still unconscious.Wei Xi touched him from head to toe, and he was relieved after making sure that there were no traces of Fengyangxian on his body.

Lu Wenqing admired his hands and feet on this ragged, bearded and unkempt suspected homeless man, and felt that his eyes were very hot: "My friend, what are you doing?"

Wei Xi said, "I want to take him back with me."

"!!!" Lu Wenqing was taken aback, and couldn't help thinking of the rumors that had spread before the other party left home, "He, he is your...?!"

Fuck, I've heard that the source of the homophobic revelation is that Wei Xi has a crush on a man, but this man's beard is so thick that he can't see his face clearly. Does Wei Xi have such strong tastes?

Not far away, a certain boss who was working hard to perform lonely also glanced indifferently. After Wei Xi received it, he went in without knowing it. While walking out with his arms in his arms, he introduced: "This is my big apprentice, Tuanyi."

Shuo Zong didn't leave his gaze, and even frowned after hearing this, as if he didn't understand that he would accept an apprentice.

Wei Xi analyzed it with his thin IQ, and felt that it was a sign of underestimating himself, and the roots of his teeth were a little itchy.

Lu Wenqing was a little embarrassed because of this answer, and laughed dryly behind him: "Ah! Oh, apprentice, haha, it turns out to be an apprentice, let me tell you."

At the same time, she greatly admired Wei Xi's strength, she was able to pick up a man who was several laps bigger than her, and walk away with ease.

However, when he got to the side of the car, he couldn't help being taken aback when he saw the limited seats in the car: "However, how should these five people sit?"

When the back seat came, Mr. Shuo Zong sat alone, and even if Lu Wenqing had the guts, he would not dare to let this person squeeze together with the dirty United Unity, so after weighing it, he was about to propose that the other party sit in the back seat. co-pilot.

Shuo Zong's eyes had turned away from the picture of Wei Xi hugging the bearded man, and he announced flatly and naturally: "There is still one more in the trunk."

***

So Wei Xi sat next to the stranger who had just had a fight not long ago.

After getting into the car, Shuo Zong found a coat and put it on, and then he didn't say a word. Wei Xi also opened the two red envelopes given to him by the Lin family to study, and neither side paid any attention to the other.

Each of the two red envelopes contained a thin piece of paper, which looked different from the coins that Wei Xi had seen along the way. There were many crooked symbols on the paper, and there were obvious traces of handwriting. The more you look at it, the more confusing it becomes.

Is this two hundred yuan?I just opened the price too high.

Lu Wenqing was about to fall asleep due to the silence, and couldn't help but start looking for topics. After chatting with his cousin Li Rui for a few words, he turned his attention to Wei Xi.Li Rui is an acquaintance, so he took out his mobile phone case and said, "Xiao Wei, let's add WeChat."

Wei Xi carefully put away the "200 yuan", glanced at the small square in Li Rui's hand that he always saw after going down the mountain, and was silent for a moment: "I don't have any."

"Nothing? No WeChat? Impossible." Li Rui was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, "Oh, you lost your phone?"

Wei Xi pursed his lips: "Yes."

Shuo Zong next to him glanced at him inexplicably.

"Damn it, it must have been stolen, right? No wonder it took me so long to find it." Li Rui asked, "Where's the wallet? What about the documents? Are the ID cards, bank cards still there?"

Wei Xi immediately shook his head again when he heard the words "ID card".

"Oh my God..." Li Rui murmured as he looked at Wei Xi's outfit, but he didn't know what he was thinking, and his face was full of sympathy, "The thieves outside are too arrogant, and they didn't leave you with anything for so long. You have no money, no mobile phone and no documents, how much you have to suffer!"

Shuo Zong leaned against the car window with his forehead propped up, as if he was about to stop listening.

Wei Xi didn't understand either, so he simply nodded sullenly and didn't respond.

Lu Wenqing saw that his sharp and flamboyant demeanor from the beginning of the meeting had actually become fatigued because of this topic, and couldn't bear it: "It's all right, it's all over, the certificates are easy to talk about, and I'll find someone to help you reissue them when I return to Beijing. "

No matter how bad Wei Xi was, he knew that they were helping him, so he replied obediently, "Thank you."

Shuo Zong glanced at him again.

No one noticed this, and Lu Wenqing was still giggling: "You are welcome. Tell me that the hardship you have suffered this time is a blessing in disguise. Brother, tell the truth, did you encounter some adventures outside? Yes Did you pick up a cheat book after falling off a cliff? Or did you meet an expert who accepted you as an apprentice? You have become so powerful, and you can help Mr. Shuo Zong wipe out all the little devils in the Lin family."

When Wei Xi heard this, he immediately remembered the food reserve that he had put on his wings and flew away, and his forehead flicked to the side.

"By the way." Speaking of getting up, Lu Wenqing also became more courageous, thinking of someone in the car who had never spoken, "Mr. Shuo Zong, I have always wondered how you could be in Fengyang by such a coincidence." Near the town?"

After Shuo Zong heard this, he turned his head slowly, but instead of looking at Lu Wenqing, he met Wei Xi's eyes directly.

His eyes didn't blink for a moment, and his face was expressionless: "I calculated that there will be evil beasts around here."

"Evil beast?!" The two brothers in front were startled, "What evil beast?! What kind of evil beast? Is it scary? Is it powerful?"

Shuo Zong paused every word: "Where you pass, people and ghosts are all destroyed, and not a blade of grass grows."

"I got a big hole, so scary?!" The brothers knew that Shuo Zong never spoke big words, and their bladders trembled with fright, and they didn't dare to look back, "First, sir, did you catch it?" ?”

Wei Xi was also a little nervous. Humans and ghosts were all wiped out, not a single blade of grass could grow. With such a ferocious power, he didn't know if he could beat him when he encountered him!

Therefore, he quietly pricked up his ears, wanting to hear more information, but Shuo Zong just glanced at him again, then turned his head and continued to remain silent.

Wei Xi waited up and down for a long time, and when he saw him like this, he thought he was playing tricks on him, and immediately became furious!

Shuo Zong took out his mobile phone, and saw the WeChat message sent from above at a glance——

[Wallet: Is it there yet? 】

[Wallet: What's the situation? 】

[Wallet: Did you find him?Is it wrong? 】

[Wallet: [The other party transfers 100000 yuan]]

[Wallet: Where's the person? !still alive? ! 】

Shuo Zong first collected the 10 yuan before slowly replying: "I found it."

The other party replied almost in seconds:

【wallet:! ! ! ! 】

【Wallet: Die】

【Wallet: It's over】

[Wallet: How about now?Can you hold on?Is it a big deal?How many people died?You quickly contact the local army and relevant departments, bring armed teams, don't fight alone! 】

[Wallet: Don't provoke him either! !He has always denied his relatives, his reason is thin, and he is very cruel!Killing without blinking an eye! 】

Shuo Zong turned his eyes away from the phone screen, and with a slight movement, he saw Wei Xi who was already enraged... grabbing his arm and biting it.

This person bit his arm, bit his wrist, and bit his palm again. In the end, he seemed to like the texture of his palm the most. He tried to chew his thumb with both cheekbones, and from time to time, he thought he sucked Yang Qi without knowing it. At this time The eyeballs will quietly slant to the side to see if they have noticed.

[Wallet: Where's the person?Where did people go? 】

[Wallet: [The other party transfers 100000 yuan]]

Shuo Zong clicked to collect the money, was silent for a moment, sent a series of ellipsis to the other party, and put the phone back in his pocket.

【wallet:? ? ? 】

[Wallet: What does the ellipsis mean? 】

[Wallet: Speak up!What about people? ! 】

[Wallet: Take the money and run away, what about morality? 】

[Wallet: Are you a beast! 】

The author has something to say: Wei Xi, who kills without batting an eyelid: [Very fierce] Ah woo