Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

As a coward, Tuanjieyi managed to muster up the courage to prepare for a bloody battle, but he never expected that this group of big and three rough opponents would use shady tricks!

Taicang Zong is a small and micro enterprise that started from scratch. Even joining the Daoist Association has many difficulties. Their masters and apprentices have worked hard, trembling, and strive to respond to the core values ​​​​of socialism. They do not evade taxes or evade taxes. This has finally developed into a public-private partnership with thousands of employees. the point.

Is it easy to maintain a positive image of a company? !

Now in front of a group of bigwigs in the industry, he was easily messed up by this group of gangsters!

The underworld really deserves to be the underworld, the methods are too insidious, but a small stone was thrown, and they actually stared directly at other people's jobs for revenge!

Tuanjieyi was burning with anxiety, but the two Buddhist and Taoist leaders present who heard his explanation were all: "..."

To be honest, the development of this plot is a bit out of line.

Unity Yijian's colleagues had strange expressions, as if they didn't seem to believe in themselves, and they couldn't help being shocked.

Of course, this is not because the comrades who fought side by side just now doubted themselves because of Mo Luo's few words, but because the old abbot of Tiande Temple just promised to promote the Taicang Sect and apply for awards from the Religious Affairs Bureau. ah!What if the old abbot regrets doing this now!

What could be more sad than a negotiated project?

The kneeling Maras shouted, "Your Majesty?"

Feeling that Taicangzong's career was about to be cornered, Tuanyiyi suddenly collapsed: "There is no end to you!"

Maras: "???"

Tuanyiyi turned to Master helplessly: "Master! What should we do!"

Wei Xi stared straight at Mo Luoqun, narrowing his eyes slightly: "Hit."

This group of Maras are tall and strong, and they still have a strong aura. He is concerned about his idol burden, and he has restrained himself from not going up to chew on them for so long.

Therefore, when the words fell to the ground, he finally couldn't hold back, and instantly flew up like a bow and arrow off the string.

He moved too fast, Shuo Zong flashed out of the corner of his eye, and when he wanted to stretch out his hand, he had already plunged into the pile of Mara, his brows furrowed immediately, he pulled out the God-killing whip and chased after him without thinking.

Tuanjieyi was stunned by his master's efficiency. He was stunned in place. He was still a little timid in his heart, but when he thought that his master and junior were on the front line, he finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and rushed to the ground. Mo Luo then closed his eyes, just like the time he beat the substitute ghost, he waved his fists and beat him out of order.

The so-called beating the master to death with random punches, no matter who is around him, hit first and then talk!

Maras: "!!!!!!"

Many monks and Taoists in the rear said: "!!!!!!"

What's the matter suddenly started a war!

Wei Xi was probably the most at ease in the audience, with food on the left and food on the right, he was like a wild animal released into the forest, with twinkling eyes and quick hands, he picked out the one he liked, and rushed to catch it.

The Moro were suddenly confused.

Unity righteousness: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

Mo Luo didn't dare to fight him: "Your Majesty!"

Unite Yi regards death as home: "Your Majesty! If you have the ability, come with real swords and guns!"

The annoyance demon really wanted to cry this time: "No, Your Majesty! How could we offend you!"

After finishing speaking, Wei Xi's sudden attack made him yell: "My horn!!!"

Wei Xi has been interested in all kinds of horns since he ate the horn of the green dragon last time. On the forehead of the annoyed demon was a huge dark black horn like a unicorn. He jumped onto the back of the annoyed demon and locked it. At the other party's throat, one hand grabbed the tip of the horn and began to crazily break it down.

He was extremely strong, and by surprise, he actually got his hand. With a click, the magic horn snapped off Wei Xi's palm.

The magic horn is a part of Mo Luo's magic power. It bothers Mo Luo, and he has always cherished it very much. In ancient times, he even regularly used human blood to maintain the luster of the magic horn. It hurts, and the devilish energy boils all over his body instantly, throwing off Wei Xi and rushing over: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Presumptuous!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"

Shuo Zong stood aside to protect him. Hearing this, his eyes sharpened immediately, and he quickly pulled out Killing God to block Wei Xi. Who knew that before he could make a move, Unity Yi, who heard the voice of the vexed demon, had already said, "You said you can't offend me, You obviously want to kill my master! It can be seen that you are really farting when you call me the devil!"

Annoyance Demon: "!!!!"

Annoyance Demon: "Your Majesty, you have misunderstood!!!"

He stopped quickly, Wei Xi, who had tensed his body and was ready to fight him: "???"

Shuo Zong: "..."

The annoyance demon forcefully forced himself to stop a few steps away, panting heavily with murderous intent, and stared at Wei Xi closely but didn't get close.

Wei Xi looked at him indifferently and warily, then stuffed the magic horn into his mouth, and opened his mouth full of sharp white teeth——

"It's a bit hard."

But the taste is not bad, the surface layer is full of magic energy, and the inside is soaked with the vitality of a little living thing. Although it is not as crisp and delicious as the dragon horn, it has a long-lasting flavor like sun-dried spring bamboo shoots after chewing for a long time.

Troubled Demon: "QAQ"

My horn was eaten!

Wei Xi licked his fingers after eating the magic horn, his eyes moved slightly, and he wanted to have another bite.

The annoyance demon saw his intention and touched his bald forehead. The anger in his heart was beyond words. Although he desperately wanted to die with this opponent, he could only see Unity Yi from the corner of his eye, and finally he could only choose to escape in grief.

Damn it, you can't afford to provoke it, you can afford to hide it!

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The Taoist priest and monks behind: "..."

The auspicious beasts also murmured blankly: "What kind of a fight is this..."

Most of the auspicious beasts have lived for thousands of years. When dealing with Asuras, have you ever seen them be so tolerant to people other than Bo Xun?At this moment, no matter how stupid he is, he can see that something is wrong. Now Xia Shouren finally guessed the reason why he was beaten up by the demon for no reason just now. He clutched his wound, feeling miserable in his heart: "Is this Wei Xi wearing a curse?"

Anyone who provokes him will be unlucky to the end?

Tuanjieyi was originally worried that his master would be attacked, but he couldn't help being slightly taken aback when he saw this.

It seems that the cost of acting to this point for revenge with a stone seems a bit too high, right?

He stopped in a daze and stood where he was, his emotions began to become a little complicated.

The next second, he suddenly felt a strong force appearing on his back, and then he heard the voice of Heavenly Demon kneeling at his feet: "We can't delay any longer! Your Majesty! Since you don't want to believe us, your subordinates can only If I can offend you this time, I will bring you back to the Demon Realm!"

An indescribable sound sounded next to his ear, as if some chaotic air was being torn apart alive. Tuanjieyi lowered his head and looked at the demon's wide-open eyes. thing.

There was a crack in the air out of thin air, like an abyss with a cracked mouth, the inside was black and red, black and red, and the bottom was invisible, as if everything could be swallowed up in an instant.

For no reason, he just knew that he was about to be taken away by this crack, to a place that might be completely different from the current world.

Tuanjieyi's mind went blank, and he had no time to react. When he heard his own voice, he realized that he had yelled instinctively: "Master!!!! Help!!!!"

While Wei Xi was eating, he saw the big apprentice's scene in his sight, kicked away the Old Demon who had just bitten off half of his ear without hesitation, rushed towards the apprentice quickly, stretched out a Hand: "Get married!! Grab Master!!!"

Tuanjieyi was terrified and tried to run towards the master, but the demon had already grabbed his shoulder, and he couldn't move forward at all.

Wei Xi stared at the crack that exuded an ominous atmosphere behind his apprentice, his eyes suddenly became fierce, and he simply kicked the head of Mo Luo next to him, and jumped straight towards the big apprentice with this force.

This accident caused a commotion in the group of auspicious beasts nearby, and even Xia Shouren, who hated his own tail, ran towards the crack in panic: "Wei Xi! You are fucking sick!!! Stop!!! Asura world No one can open the rift except themselves, don't you want to die!!!"

Wei Xi said coldly: "As a master, how can I disregard my apprentice's life or death!"

Xia Shouren stomped his feet angrily: "You are really mentally retarded! Your apprentice is Bo Xun! Bo Xun! If he denies you after awakening, or locks you in the Demon Realm, you will really die of stupidity in it!"

Wei Xi: "Nonsense."

Immediately, he grabbed Tuanjieyi's shoulder and turned to look at the place where the second apprentice was: "Que'er!! This place is dangerous! Don't get close!!!"

The distance was already a little far away, and the expression of the second apprentice could not be seen clearly, only his thin and straight figure with his back against the light could be seen.

Wei Xi was inexplicably unable to turn his eyes away.

The second apprentice didn't move, standing there like a sculpture.

The barrier instantly became larger, and the devouring power surged unstoppably from the side. Wei Xi instinctively withdrew his gaze and looked into the crack.

At the same time, he suddenly heard a piercing sound coming from nowhere, coming straight towards him.

His waist tightened suddenly, and Wei Xi subconsciously looked down, only to realize that it was the second disciple's God-killing Whip that bound his waist.

At the moment when the crack was completely swallowed up, apart from Mo Luo's chaotic shouts, there was only a low curse from the second apprentice——

"You are really stupid."

There were loud screams outside the crack, and he vaguely heard Xia Shouren's voice was sharper than before——

"Old bastard!!! You are fucking crazy!!! You enter the Asura Realm with XX, Bo Xun awakens, and I will be the first to kill you!!"

Wei Xi didn't hear it very clearly, and looked out of the crack with his probe: "What did he say?"

The ears were immediately covered, and the second apprentice replied solemnly: "If it's not important, there's no need to listen."

Tuanjieyi was so frightened by this sudden encounter that he wanted to cry, and when he looked up, he saw that his juniors and brothers were evaluating him with eyes like they were looking at pork.

His back felt cold for a while: "...Junior brother, your eyes seem a little scary."

Shuo Zong: "Really?"

Tuanjieyi: "...I think you seem to be considering whether to kill me..."

Shuo Zong raised his eyebrows, Tuanjieyi was quite sensitive, he was indeed murderous at the moment he realized that this person might be Bo Xun, and later he found the crowd before Mo Luo, and he did not kill the grass and roots in advance Intend.

It's just that it never really started.

Tuanjieyi was frightened by the aura of his junior brother and tremblingly sought his master's protection: "Is it because I might be the devil king?"

Shuo Zong looked at him sticking to Wei Xi's back with a dark face, snorted coldly, and kicked him away from Wei Xi's side.

There are too many reasons to kill you, and this is probably the most trivial one.

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Seeing this, the Heavenly Demon with Unity and Righteousness entered the rift and was furious: "Bold! How dare you disrespect His Majesty!"

Shuo Zong didn't even pay attention to him, he looked up at this Asura's rift.

Asura Dao is the most mysterious of the six realms of heaven and earth. It was born in response to the evil thoughts and desires of heaven and earth, and is completely isolated from the other five realms. When the heavenly court gained power, even the underworld of the ghost world had an official position in the heavenly court. , only the world of Asura, since the birth of the world, no one except the Maras themselves knows where it is located.

Shuo Zong ignored Tianmo, but Tuanjieyi glanced at Tianma more. Although this demon is ugly, he has always been respectful to him, and even helped him express his terrified junior brother. Based on some things he felt before, Unity Yi has begun to realize that things seem to be different from what he imagined.

Tuanjieyi didn't sense any danger around him, so he whispered, "You really didn't use this crack to kill me?"

The Heavenly Demon was terrified: "Why would Your Majesty think so! This is the gap between the other five realms of heaven and earth leading to us Asura! Of course we invite Your Majesty to go back and become the throne!"

When Tuanjieyi heard the word enthronement, he was immediately startled: "Fuck, it's been 8102 years, and you still have an emperor?"

The demon said obediently: "The Asura world was born because of His Majesty, and Mo Luo was born because of the Asura world. Your Majesty is the supreme god in the entire Asura world. Of course, we need to support you."

Tuanjieyi now felt that things didn't seem so bad, and cautiously said to his master: "Oh, master, I think it's good to be a devil king, but the world of Ashura belongs to us."

Wei Xi half understood: "Is the world of Asura very big?"

Tuanjieyi turned to Tianmo, who immediately said, "At least half the size of the human world."

Wei Xi: "!!!"

Unity: "!!!!"

Wei Xi's expression also changed, thinking about his office in Taicangzong, which is as small as a fart: "It seems to be pretty good."

Tuanjieyi was a little moved: "I think if it is true, why don't we just follow it? Let them help me get back that ability, and then Master, we will be developed!"

Such a big demon world must be super rich. After ascending to the throne, there are still a bunch of subordinates at the disposal of their sect. Although the younger brothers are a bit ugly, they can make do with it, and must they live as corrupt as the emperors in the past?

Shuo Zong stared at him, his eyes gradually turned cold.

Bo Xun, as a desire demon, gathers all desires in the world and is powerful. In addition, he has the original suppression of Mo Luo in the demon world. Thousands of years ago, he was the biggest threat to other worlds in the world.Now that the way of heaven has collapsed, and the upper heaven is no longer there, there are very few forces that can suppress Asura.If he really returned to the Demon Realm at this time, the other five realms other than Tiandi, I'm afraid it would really be more ominous.

Shuo Zong lowered his eyes, stroked the God-killing Whip on his waist calmly, and began to think about when to find the right time to kill the unawakened threat in front of him.

Tian Mo and other Mo Luo showed ecstasy, His Majesty's tone finally loosened!

They looked at each other, and they both saw the waves shining in each other's eyes. The Asura world has been silent for thousands of years, and the time to rise has finally come! ! ! !

Everyone has their own thoughts and arrives at the Demon Realm at the same time.

When Tuanjieyi found out that he could be the emperor, his mood was a little shaken, and he was no longer afraid. He asked Tianma curiously: "Where are we going?"

Tianmo said: "Naturally, to His Majesty's capital!"

Unity: "The capital?"

Tianmo proudly said: "It is the most prosperous city in Your Majesty's land."

"Hi!" Tuanjieyi said to Weixi, "Master, did you hear me, the capital! The places with the highest housing prices are all ours now!"

When Wei Xi heard the house price, his eyes lit up immediately, and he couldn't help but think of the capital, where every inch of land is expensive. When he first arrived in the capital, he couldn't even afford to rent a house for the establishment of the sect. It is possible to own an entire city.

Wei Xi immediately didn't even want to eat Mo Luo next to him. Thinking of Ning Tian's office building, he was quite envious: "Then can we work in the office building in the city center?"

Tuanjieyi waved his hand: "What is that, master, when I become the emperor, whichever office building I like, we will directly requisition all of them!"

With such a plan, he felt quite developed, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the Demon Realm was good.

Thinking so, the foolish master and apprentice stepped out of the crack with full expectation at the same time.

Immediately: "..."

As far as the eye could see, there was not even a single tree in the vast and desolate Gobi Desert.

Tuanjieyi was startled, and turned to Tianmo: "Where is my capital?"

Tianmo enthusiastically pointed towards the distance: "Your Majesty, it's right there!"

Wei Xi squinted his eyes and looked together, and saw that at the foot of the bare barren hill where he stepped out of the crack, there was indeed a faintly visible city wall, with densely packed low houses inside.

In the very center of the city, a slightly larger building stands out from the crowd, but the general among the dwarfs is also a dwarf. The appearance of this building is not to mention the office building in Ningtian CBD, even the township government building in Wuhua is much more magnificent than it.

Tianmo happily introduced: "Your Majesty, that is your palace."

Unity: "..."

Wei Xi: "..."

Wei Xi frowned deeply.

Tuanjieyi was silent for a while, and began to feel a little uncomfortable, but seeing Tianmo and the others happy, he was embarrassed to say it for a while.

He paused, out of politeness, he decided not to do that, nodded reluctantly and said: "...All right."

The demons got out of the gap and assembled. Since the demon king was invited back, their faces were obviously happy. The demon gathered his subordinates and said, "then, your majesty, shall we escort you to the palace first?"

Unity Yi nodded hesitantly.

The two sides were silent for three seconds.

Heavenly Demon: "?"

Heavenly Demon bowed slightly: "Your Majesty, why don't you leave?"

Unity: "..."

Tuanjieyi hesitated, "Where's the car?"

Heavenly Demon: "Huh?"

Unity: "...No."

Tuanjieyi: "Is there no vehicle to pick me up and master? Just go like this?"

Tianmo was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect his majesty to ask this question. There are not many people in the world of Asura who have been to the human world for thousands of years. The tin box sliding on the street seen outside the Demon World.

The Heavenly Demon scratched his head: "... There is no such thing as the mortal world in the Demon Realm, and His Majesty didn't seem to need tools before... Does Your Majesty mean that he doesn't want to walk? Then I will walk with you on my back."

Unity righteousness: "………………………"

Damn it, the executives of Ning Tian's group all have drivers and special cars, so the emperor of the devil world is so shameless?The Lincoln Hongqi extended car is fine, but Wuling Hongguang doesn't have it?

Tuan Yiyi looked into the enthusiastic eyes of the God Demon, and was silent for a while, but still rejected the other party's kindness against him.

Tuanjieyi wanted to complain very much at this time, so he couldn't help taking out his mobile phone, but when he unlocked it, he found that the mobile phone had no signal.

He raised it up to capture it around, and asked, "Is the signal not good on the mountain?"

The demon continued: "Huh?"

Unity righteousness: "……………"

Tuanjieyi suddenly realized something from his bewildered gaze, and he couldn't believe he grabbed the phone——

"Is there no Internet in the Devil Realm?"

Heavenly Demon: "Huh?"

"... Is there a place to charge it?"

Heavenly Demon: "Huh?"

“……………………”

Shuo Zong stepped out of the crack with a sullen face, looked back at the gap in the bonded barrier, squeezed his hands tightly on the God-killing whip, carefully analyzed the breath in the gap, and secretly planned what he should do after killing Tuanyi at that time Take Weixi and leave.

All in all, Bo Xun must not be allowed to stay in the Demon Realm to awaken.

He calmly glanced at the position of Unity in front of the crowd.

At this moment, he saw that the other party also took the initiative to look at him, with a serious expression on his face.

Shuo Zong frowned, and the vigilance that had been tense after listening to Tuanyiyi's enthronement prospect was touched again. What does he mean by this?

In the next second, he saw Tuanjieyi pulling Wei Xi and frantically pushing away countless Moluos and running towards him, and at the same time said with a terrified expression——

"Junior Brother, quickly think of a way to take me and Master to escape."

Shuo Zong: "??"

Tuanjieyi had tears falling from his eyes: "What the hell is this shitty place! Still enthroned, be a fart emperor, and go to the mountains and the countryside to help the poor!"

Shuo Zong: "...?"

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