Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The foreman who sells black labor was escorted into a police car by the police with concerted efforts, and the monsters are very good.

The picture is very magical, which made the Taoist priests in Xinnan feel at a loss. Several Taoist priests from the capital saw them as pitiful, and explained a few words to the effect that my group originally wanted to catch the Xiusheng sect. The eyeliner did not expect to uncover the crime by accident.

Shinnam chiefs: "Oh oh oh!"

It turns out that this is the case, then these monsters are really victimized monsters.

Oh, after I finished my mind, I continued to be silent: "..."

Even if they knew the truth, the development of this story still made them feel weird, whether it was the monsters who were tricked into working on the construction site by a black intermediary or the fellow Taoists who rescued them from the black construction site...

The governor of Jingcheng patted their shoulders with vicissitudes of life, friends, in fact, we are all the same, no one except Taicangzong would think this is normal.

The two sides were silent, but the expression of the silly white sweet little wild dog at the scene suddenly became serious. He turned his head to look at a van passing by the road, and before everyone could react, he let out a low voice. With a low growl, he immediately ran towards the car.

I mentioned the speed of the wild dog before, it was absolutely jaw-dropping to the extent that the priests and the police were stunned, and the priests could vaguely hear the exclamation of the policemen: "...Damn it! The masters are among the folks, this speed is enough to participate in the Olympics, right?"

Taoists: "..."

Tuanyiyi had an expression of opening a new door: "That's right, Master! Do you think it's cheating for us to let Goudaner go to the Olympics?"

When Wei Xi heard this, he actually thought about it seriously.

How did your brain circuits grow? !The priests were speechless, but at the same time they were very nervous, the monsters were unpredictable, and the wild dog ran out suddenly, obviously looking like it was going to hurt someone!

Immediately after that, Goudan caught up with the van. Seeing that the situation was not good, the priests hurriedly took out their talismans and rushed to the scene. The policemen who didn't know why also ran over to see the situation in a daze. The priests surrounded him anxiously. The wild dog spirit who lived in a ball with the humans who got off the van was about to shout that evildoers are not allowed to be presumptuous!

Unexpectedly, the policemen suddenly exclaimed from behind: "Catch them!!"

As they spoke, another swarm came up and took out the handcuffs and handcuffed the group of humans who were fighting with the wild dog spirit.Taoists: "????"

A policeman went past them to help the wild dog spirit, and praised excitedly: "Thank you! This group of people may be the theft gang that came to our New South Africa to steal dogs recently!"

The priests looked into the car window and found that the van was indeed full of all kinds of dog-stealing tools, and there were two golden retrievers lying in the trunk: "..."

The police followed the group of dog thieves who began to howl like the contractors: "The citizens of this city have reported dozens of cases to us, and the amount of money involved is huge. Our city bureau has been closely monitoring them. Unfortunately, they commit crimes quickly and covertly. We didn’t catch the clue, young man, how did you find out?”

Goudan stepped forward to check the condition of the two golden retrievers, and found that they seemed to be fainted from anesthesia and smiled reassuringly: "I smell them."

It had been in contact with similar gangs when it was wandering before, and it knew what was in this car as soon as it smelled it from afar.

The policemen praised it in amazement: "Really? The car was more than ten meters away from us just now, and you can smell it? The nose is so good, isn't it?"

Goudan: "Hey."

Taoists: "..."

Can a dog's nose not work well?

The policeman joked again: "Little brother, your talent is probably stronger than the smuggling dogs in our team."

After I finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong. How could anyone compare a human with a dog?It's too rude.After reacting, I have to apologize to this enthusiastic citizen.

Unexpectedly, this enthusiastic citizen didn't look angry at all when he heard the words, and even waved his hands in fear: "How is it possible! How is it possible! Everyone's anti-smuggling dogs have breeds, how can I compare with them, you are too flattering Me!"

Policemen: "...???"

****

The City Bureau is specialized in dealing with religious matters. The police who had previously registered for the Daoist Association to fight against cult activities were quite surprised when they saw them come back in a short time: "Master Nian, why are you here?"

Is this the progress in the crackdown on the Seminarism?

Daoist priests have a face full of Qiqi: ==

A colleague passing by hurriedly explained to him: "No, these priests acted bravely and helped us capture the construction site boss who illegally used black workers, and also captured a group of criminals who were wandering around Xinnan and stealing dogs. They were specially invited to come back and take notes."

The original police officer: "????"

When did the Shinnamdo Association start to take the route of doing justice?

The Taoists in Xinnan didn't know either, so they could only silently look at the fellow Taoists from the capital.

However, the culprit, Taicang Zong, seemed to stay out of the matter, and Tuanyiyi also greeted everyone: "Master, Taoists, let's take a group photo together! The two Taoist associations joined forces to crack down on illegal dog thieves, and posted it on Weibo. Positive publicity! Maybe it can attract a lot of fans!"

The Xinnan Taoist Association watched him turn on the beauty camera in a daze: "...Weibo promotion... Attract fans... It turns out that the Taoist friends in the capital operate in this way, and it is really different."

Members of the Beijing Daoist Association: "..."

We are not, we have not, we are also serious monks, we are wronged.

Most of the rescued stolen dogs wore collar tags, and the police station went door-to-door to ask their owners to come and claim them according to the phone number above. After a while, a large number of excrement officers came outside, and one by one they left behind with their lost pets. Tears of joy.

The wild dog spirit stood aside and looked at those same kind who were hugged and caressed by the master without hesitation, with envious eyes shining: "I miss my master too, I went to see them secretly later, and they Having a corgi is good for that corgi."

Although it was abandoned, it still misses that warm home, but it's a pity that there is no corner for it anymore.

The wild dog spirit rubbed the corners of his eyes sadly, and said sullenly: "It would be great if I also have a breed, then maybe I won't be thrown away."

"How is this your fault! What happened to the garden dog?" Tuanyiyi hugged it, "Dog! Believe me, as long as you enter the Taicang sect, the garden dog will have spring!"

*****

The Xinnan goblins headed by Goudan have changed their bosses. At the request of the new boss, they will naturally not report to the Xiushengjiao. Not only that, they also provided the Daoist Association with unexpected news——

The leader of the Xiusheng sect has been living in a secret house on the mountain for the past few days, and he often invites believers to the Taoist temple that is open to the outside world. Many birds and animals in the mountain have encountered him.

Now the scope of activities of the criminal suspect was also easily locked down. The priests in the Taoist Association originally planned to spend a lot of time working with the police to investigate the real estate of the leader one by one.

The cause of all this came from the fact that a mouse spirit was found peeping at the hot spring hotel. Unity Yi couldn't help sighing with the Taoists who were traveling with him: "Don't look at Daoist Quan as he is old, but he is always strong. This wave of meat sales is worth it!"

Daoist Quan: "..."

Seeing his expression, You Daoist changed the topic in embarrassment: "You said that in a small Xinnan, how could there be so many monsters? The wild animals are easy to say, why even yellow cattle, crabs, stray dogs come out?"

Tuanjieyi was quite unhappy when he heard that: "What's wrong with the stray dogs? They are all modern people, Daoist, don't you like to eat hairy crabs? What kind of breed discrimination are you doing?"

Taoists: "..."

Everyone had to explain to him that all kinds of monsters have been recorded in various novels from ancient times to the present, giving people the illusion that it is very common for animals to become spirits, but as people in the industry, they know that becoming spirits is not so easy things.

Among other things, in the collections of ancestors left by the Taoist temples passed down by ancestors, there has been no mention of goblins for at least 100 years.

However, some people also said: "However, there have been a lot of news about monsters making trouble in recent years. The one rite I received a few months ago was related to this."

After discussing it with everyone, they couldn't figure out why. When they asked the little monsters, they were even more unclear, and they only said that they had become spiritually intelligent through a muddle.

Then he was tricked into working illegally in such a muddle-headed manner.

A group of people brought the wild dog spirits back to the hotel, already exhausted, both physically and mentally.

Tuanjieyi also invited everyone to go to the hot spring together. Thinking of him saying that he sells meat just now, Taoist Master Quan couldn't help but stare at the mouse spirit beside him with lingering anger: "What kind of bath? Isn't it enough to be peeped by him! "

The hotel guests passing by all looked at him with incredible eyes. After watching him, he looked at the mouse's delicate and delicate face. His eyes were full of what the old man was talking about?

When Daoist Quan's words fell to the ground, he saw the faces of others, and his old face immediately turned red, and he turned around and left.

The mouse spirit thought of what he had peeped just now, and he was recruited now, so he felt embarrassed. Seeing that he was still angry, he hurried after him to apologize-"Daoist Quan, don't be angry, I didn't mean to steal Watching your undressing..."

Passers-by: "!!!!!!"

The Daoist Association members who were still in the lobby heard many people talking and coming from that direction——

"...Did you hear that just now?"

"I heard... old and young are matched... and one is a Taoist priest... it's really shocking..."

"...Compared with age, gender doesn't seem to be a problem."

The priests in the lobby: "..."

******

Daoist Quan definitely couldn't go to the hot spring, and the mouse spirit disappeared after following him.

Wei Xi handed over the employees to the first apprentice, and brought the second apprentice back to the room. The moment the door closed, the noise outside the room was completely cut off.

It was still the same room, but when he came in this time, he subconsciously looked back at his apprentice, feeling some subtle perception deep in his heart.

The apprentice was holding his mobile phone all the way just now, but now he raised his hand to turn on the light, and the gaze resting on him seemed thoughtful.Wei Xi glanced at his mobile phone: "Queer, what are you looking at?"

The other party was silent for a while, his eyes slowly slipped from his eyes to his lips, and he turned his head after a while, and locked the screen in a casual tone: "It's nothing, do you still want to take a bath?"

Wei Xi still wants to take a look. According to the guests, the hotel's hot springs are very famous.

The apprentice hummed, and quickly went into the cloakroom to search for two sets of bathrobes, and walked over with them in his hands, looking at him gravely: "Do you want me to change your clothes for you?"

Wei Xi froze for a moment.

The apprentice waited for two seconds, but didn't get an answer, so he raised his hand to pinch the zipper of his coat. Wei Xi looked up at the apprentice's drooping eyebrows. For some reason, his ears felt a little hot. For the first time, he subconsciously rejected the other party: "Myself Come."

The apprentice didn't insist, and withdrew his hand obediently, his attitude seemed a little colder than before.

The coats were stacked feebly on the floor, and there was a familiar collision. After Wei Xi took off his clothes and changed into his bathrobe, he turned around, only to find that the apprentice had already finished preparations and was quietly sitting on the low table watching him.

The bathrobes in the hotel were looser and of an average size, so they couldn't cover too many parts, and for some reason, the apprentice didn't wear the clothes properly, the belt was only loosely tied around.He was sitting on the table, with one leg bent and the other stretched freely, his upper body slightly bent, a bottle of unsealed cold beer in his hand, his sleeves rolled up, his slender lower arms and most of his chest were clearly visible exposed.

Countless hideous scars spread across his skin, and the combinations were scattered and half-covered, which unexpectedly combined with an indescribably arrogant beauty.

Although Wei Xi felt that his clothes were very strange and his posture was very tired, but his eyes deepened. At this moment, he felt that he was being seduced for no reason, and his appetite was so strong that he wanted to pounce on him. Take a bite on the opponent's sharp collarbone.

The apprentice did not speak after meeting his eyes, but looked from head to toe at Wei Xi who had also changed into a bathrobe, then lowered his eyes and raised his hand to take a sip of beer, got up and put the beer can aside, and walked straight to Gate: "Let's go."

He took two steps, but Wei Xi didn't move. Instead, he walked to the low table where the apprentice was sitting just now, and picked up the beer can that had been put down.

The apprentice seemed to realize that he hadn't followed, and looked back at him.

When their eyes met, Wei Xi turned the beer can around, then stared straight into his apprentice's eyes, and suddenly, as if fascinated, he put his lips on the position that the other party used just now, and then took a sip slowly.

The eyes of the two sides never separated. The beer was probably taken out of the refrigerator. It was colder than the winter temperature, but the eyes of the apprentice in front of him suddenly seemed to be on fire.

After a long while, he suddenly made a movement, walked over with sullen strides and pressed Wei Xi's back of the head.

Wei Xi wrapped his arms around his neck in a coordinated manner almost instantly, and then opened his mouth to meet his tongue.

While Wei Xi was intoxicated, he didn't know why he wanted to laugh. The apprentice seemed very angry. He had suddenly become indifferent just now, but now he was biting his lips harder than in the afternoon.

When the two of them moved, the phone that was pinched all the way just now was naturally thrown aside, and the thumb of the former owner accidentally touched the lock screen button.

The latest update is from Xia Shouren——

"Shocking, a tried and tested trick to pick up girls. If you want to take the lead, you must read it. The first thing is to refuse and welcome. Only routines win people's hearts!" "

Oh shit!

Taicangzong's second apprentice thought furiously.

If you want to take the lead, if you want to refuse, you still welcome it!There are more beast routines these days than there are in circles of friends!Xia Shouren, go to hell.

*****

The next day, when Wei Xi was taken out of the room by the second apprentice who had returned to normal, he ran into Tuan Yiyi who came out from the opposite side.

Tuanjieyi dragged the little fat man and asked him: "Master, why didn't you come to the hot spring that we agreed to take together last night?"

Wei Xi licked his lips, his thighs were a little swollen, but there was still a satisfied expression on his face: "I forgot."

Tuanjieyi met his eyebrows and eyes, and couldn't help being stunned. The little fat man on the side also murmured: "Brother Tuan, why does your master look so erotic..."

Tuanjieyi came back to his senses and gave him a slap on the back of the head: "You are really filthy at such a young age. Who are you obsessed with? Shut up!"

The master didn't express his position, but the younger brother saw that he had a good time beating the little fat man, so he was silent for a while, and said: "Okay, let's go."

Other members of the Daoist Association had already gathered earlier, including fellow Daoists from the Xinnanbun Daoist Association. Everyone took the address they got from the monster and formally headed to Yucheng Mountain, the headquarters of the Xiusheng Sect.

Xiusheng Sect has a good reputation. It has been in Xinnan for so many years, no matter how hard it is hit, it can't be killed. There are still many believers who came to practice Qigong early in the morning at the foot of Yucheng Mountain.

A group of old men and women were slapping themselves on the chest with sticks, and there was a young man with a training in front of them. The Taoist priests of the New South Daoist Association present looked serious: "This is the most common method they use to preach. , preaching that practicing the qigong of their sect can strengthen the body and live a long life. Alas, this set of qigong has been spread in Xinnan, and now the old people in the major squares in Xinnan do not dance square dances, but practice qigong .But they are willing to believe that no matter how the government bans it, it will not be banned.”

In addition to the qigong practitioners, there were quite a few people rushing up the mountain carrying joss sticks and paper money, all of them looked happy.

The priests didn't know why, so they stopped an old lady and asked, "Auntie, what happened on this mountain?"

The aunt said with a smile: "Aren't you going to have a wedding? There is going to be a wedding in the church today!"

The priest who asked the question was stunned: "What happy event?"

The aunt said: "Get married! Yinqin! The teacher is mainly looking for a partner for the single dead relatives in the family! Just bring the family's birth date and ashes, and they will be able to calculate the most suitable one. When I heard the news, Immediately bring the ashes of my family!"

After the aunt finished speaking, she ran away in a hurry for fear of delaying the time.

The complexions of many Taoist priests present changed drastically. How could they not know what Xiushengjiao was going to do?

Gathering the ashes of a large number of deceased relatives of the congregation is obviously meant to invite the souls. I am afraid that the marriage of the ghosts is secondary, and the real purpose is to summon the ghosts to deal with them who came to encircle and suppress them!

All the Taoist priests looked at each other, all terrified.

At this time, I heard the voice of the Taoist priest of Taicang Sect from the crowd, and seemed to be greatly touched: "Jieyi, did you hear that?"

Tuanjieyi: "Master, I heard it."

Daoist Wei: "If you get married in the dark, there must be a lot of girl ghosts."

Tuanjieyi: "Yes, now there are more men than women, the gender ratio in our company is out of balance, and many bachelors are single."

Xinnan Taoists: "?????"

The Taoist chiefs of the capital: "......"