The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

Strike while the iron is hot. On the weekend the contract was signed, Song Xuyao ​​put the filming of the promotional video on the agenda. To be honest, he wanted to start filming right away, so as not to be prosecuted for the night long dream, but...he had to wait for Xiao Yan to finish the monthly exam first.

Qiao Zhiyuan said that the artist under him is a high school student and has a unique style of painting. When we get together to gossip, other managers will hear that your artist has recently fallen in love with an Internet celebrity, and has an affair with a floret... Let’s talk about it At my home, I heard that your Xiaoyan is a sophomore in high school, yo, the college entrance examination will be next year, where are you going to apply for the Chinese New Year Art Examination...Study hard and make progress every day!

so tired.

And Xiao Yan was still lighting up the lamp the first night to make up for it, and then got up late, hurriedly put on a short-sleeved white T, a small piece of bread in his mouth, messy little hair, and stepped on the accumulated piles on the side of the road. Water, against the heavy rain, rushed to the exam.

Although Xiao Yan has become a little popular now, the attitude of the classmates towards him is normal except for sneaking glances. The school also explicitly prohibits students from running to the door of the classroom where he is. It's quite comfortable, except for... Miejue Shitai.

Coincidentally, Xiao Yan's examination room happened to be the eunuch's examination.

Xiao Yan just arrived 5 minutes before the exam, wiped the rainwater off his face, couldn't help but sneezed, then was checked by Miejue Shitai at the door, and almost stepped on the exam bell to enter the exam room.

Since the beginning of the exam, Miejue Shitai has never moved his gaze away from Xiao Yan. Miejue Shitai is not holding grudges, but out of a prejudice against poor students. Xiao Yan's two small exams The total score has skyrocketed, and more than 20 years of teaching experience told her that this is impossible, not to mention the 81% increase, unless there is something tricky, she must find out.

But what was disappointing was that except for being almost late for the first day of the exam, Xiao Yan was very well-behaved after several exams, and even the last exam was coming to an end, Miejue Shitai couldn't hold back anymore.

However, at this time Xiao Yan raised his head and looked eagerly at the girl in front of him, then looked again, scratched his messy hair, and secretly aimed in the direction of Miejue Shitai.

Miejue Shitai regained his energy all of a sudden, turned his back and pretended to inspect the venue, and then continued to pay attention to Xiao Yan's every move from the corner of his eye.

Seeing that he finally mustered up the courage to take a pen and shrugged at the girl, the girl turned her head and looked sideways at him, Xiao Yan pointed to the girl's desk pocket, the girl understood, and quickly threw him a pack of tissues.

Xiao Yan smiled gratefully at the girl, and then looked at Master Miejue.

Miejue Shitai quickly pointed the back of his head at him, giving him enough space to commit the crime, and then turned around to see Xiao Yan balling up the tissue and throwing it into his desk pocket.

Here's your chance!

Master Miejue walked towards Xiao Yan righteously. Before Xiao Yan could react, a monkey stole a peach and quickly took out a tissue, and opened it like a treasure...

Xiao Yan:? ? ?

Facing the doubtful eyes of the students around him, Miejueshi coughed a few times in embarrassment, pretending nothing happened: "There are still 10 minutes left, hurry up, everyone, use something to raise your hand to signal, otherwise Treat it as cheating."

Xiao Yan raised his hand obediently: "Teacher, please return me the paper after I wiped my nose."

Extinction: "..."

Lying in a big trough, everyone gasped, and the atmosphere of the entire examination room suddenly became a little horrified.

It didn't take long for the last exam to end in a very embarrassing atmosphere. When I returned to the classroom and waited for the teacher to finish the weekend homework, the four-eyed boy who was also snorting his nose slapped Xiao Yan excitedly, "Okay, I didn't expect Extermination to be your illegitimate meal, but you actually want to hide your snot paper, it's so fucking crazy, hahahaha."

Xiao Yan glanced at him speechlessly: "How did you do in the exam?"

Unexpectedly, after a while, the news has spread like a devil.

Four Eyes stared at him, "Don't, just pretend that nothing happened today!"

Xiao Yan smiled coldly and noblely: "I heard that the results will be sent directly to the parents this time."

"Dude, have you ever seen Los Angeles at four o'clock in the morning?" The four-eyed boy looked unlovable, "It's as dark as it is before my eyes."

"Blind you?" Xiao Yan struggled to throw the dynamite bag full of testimonials onto his back.

"It's really easy to lose me with your attitude." Four-eyed boy gave him a hand, "Will you go to dinner later? Banhua asked me to call you, I think she has been interested in you for a long time, and said Maybe it will be amplified at night."

"No, I have to shoot an advertisement right away." Xiao Yan thought for a while, then turned his head and asked, "Who is Ban Hua?"

"My God, you are really hopeless." Four-eyed boy was taken aback by him for a moment, and Xiao Yan's nose was red from wiping his nose, so he felt that if Banhua stood next to Xiao Yan, it would be too late. He had no choice but to look pale in comparison, and waved his hands resentfully, "Go, go, see you on Monday."

Xiao Yan hurriedly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and slipped out of the classroom, and fell asleep on the bed as soon as he got home.

Until Qiao Zhiyuan dug him up from the bed early the next morning, Xiao Yan had already turned from a runny nose to a bad cold, with a hoarse voice, it was difficult to even speak, and people had double images, so Xiao Yan was still angry Drummingly grabbed the pillow and smashed it, Qiao Zhiyuan grabbed the back collar and lifted it to the front of the toilet in the bathroom.

"Put the water on, brush your teeth, and wash your face." Qiao Zhiyuan glanced down, "Do you want me to take off your pants for you, huh?"

"Roll, roll, roll!"

Qiao Zhiyuan walked out slowly, "I'll give you 10 minutes, the producer's car has already arrived downstairs."

Xiao Yan responded by closing the door loudly to show his anger.

When the two of them dawdled downstairs... To be exact, it was Qiao Zhiyuan who urged Xiao Yan to dawdle. As soon as they got downstairs, they saw a group of luxury cars parked in disorder on the narrow road in the community, which seemed very aggrieved. , the one at the very beginning was covered with a car full of flowers.

"The producer's car... which one is it?" Xiao Yan poked Qiao Zhiyuan with a heavy nasal voice.

Qiao Zhiyuan's temples throbbed non-stop.

Sure enough, as soon as the float door opened, Song Xuyao ​​got out of the car with a suit and leather shoes and a smile: "Surprise~ baby~"

"Shoot you big-headed ghost, it's amazing to be rich, move away from the door of my garage!" The old man was stuck in his garage riding a small electric donkey and scolded.

Yang Yanyan who rushed over was also terribly frightened by the battle, holding up the medicine box that Qiao Zhiyuan ordered to bring and shouting tremblingly: "Joe, Brother Qiao, take your medicine!"

Qiao Zhiyuan: ... Damn mentally retarded.jpg.

...So I started the journey of shooting commercials without any risk.

Although it was tightly covered, the news that Song Ershao spent 1000 million to sign an [-]th-tier starlet spread like wildfire, and the people in the learning machine department went crazy.

The unequal contract that any fool can see is signed, and everyone guesses that Song Ershao has his eyes on someone else, but this is too big a deal.

Of course, the truth is... not much different.

So today, most of the employees in the branch office go to the toilet every 5 minutes on average. As soon as they go to the toilet, they rush downstairs in unison, waiting left and right for no one to come.

Finally, under the eyes of all the people, an ordinary black nanny car (Qiao Zhiyuan insisted on changing the car) finally stopped at the gate of the branch office.

Immediately afterwards, Song Xuyao ​​opened the door and got out of the car, threw the car key into the hand of the attendant beside him, and opened the door of the back seat first.

Hey, Second Young Master Song personally picked him up!

Everyone's eyes widened, but they had to take a good look at who could be the evildoer who could use Song Ershao as the driver.

Then I saw Manager Joe get out of the car with a dark face.

Everyone: Yo... This evildoer looks a little aggressive.

Xiao Yan looked at the crowds outside, thinking that the people in big companies were really different, they were all full and had nothing to do, so he lowered the hat on his head and reluctantly moved outside.

Everyone's eyes lit up, this is the real master!Tsk, looking at the pale face of Mian, he must have been tormented a lot!

Wanting to see Song Ershao's reaction again, I saw that Song Ershao was dragging Qiao Zhiyuan away with the excuse of "the company is too big, I'm afraid you will get lost and I will introduce you".

Xiao Yan had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow up with a slightly pretentious footstep,... dare you walk slowly.

Everyone hurriedly followed along, although something seemed wrong.

So Yang Yanyan, who had just packed up the big and small bags and got off the car, was dumbfounded, "Where is... where is the person?"

The attendant, who was anxious to read gossip, jumped into the car, kicked the accelerator and disappeared.

Yang Yanyan: QAQ

As soon as the big troops here entered the branch, Old Shen, who was in charge of learning machines, broke into Song Jing's office in a hurry.

He just waited for this moment to give Song Xuyao ​​a big blow in public, so as to avoid reporting some bad things to Song Jing in advance, which made the two brothers a big deal.

Song Jing was buried in a pile of documents and didn't lift them up. These old seniors who were left behind were always a bit of a pedophile, and they couldn't reach his eyes.

Song Jing's indifferent attitude was equivalent to adding another firewood to Shen Lao's furious forehead, and Shen Lao slapped the contract and documents in front of Song Jing angrily.

A blurry photo flew out from the file, blurring Song Jing's face.