The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

It was already early Monday morning when Song Xuyao ​​came back in despair, Xiao Yan was carrying a schoolbag and hurriedly stuffing breakfast into his mouth. Originally, he lived in the community next to the school, and he could get to the classroom in 5 minutes by running, but he moved here Living with Song Jing, I have to get up half an hour earlier than before, and it's too late for me to get used to it, not to mention staying up in bed in the morning, I guess I will be late today.

So Xiao Yan hurriedly greeted Song Xuyao ​​and got in the car to leave.

Song Xuyao ​​wished that no one would pay attention to him, he limped upstairs with one hand supporting his old waist and the other hand on the stairs, hoping that he would not be beaten when he sneaked out while Zhiyuan was asleep... Song Xuyao ​​thought of Qiao Zhiyuan's legs A little weak, and his face was even redder, it was really sad.

Passing by the door of his elder brother's master bedroom, Song Xuyao ​​paused, subconsciously looked around to make sure there was no one there, then carefully opened half the door and poked his head in, and saw his brother's messy big bed, he got up in a hurry in the morning and didn't even fold the quilt, At first glance, there are traces of two people.

Don't look at evil, don't look at evil, Song Xuyao ​​closed the door, and for no reason thought of how he struggled and begged for mercy last night without any results, and a real feeling of pity with Xiao Yan rose from the bottom of his heart. Of course, he was already terminally ill, but Xiao Yan can still be saved!

So Xiao Yan, who was eating breakfast in the passenger seat, received a worried greeting from Song Xuyao—【Song Xuyao: Xiaoyan, did my brother take you to drive? ! 】

Xiao Yan glanced at Song Jing who was driving, and replied: 【It's driving. 】

[Song Xuyao: ... Forget it, please be careful of my brother racing. 】

【Xiao Yan: Oh. 】

Song Jing glanced at him, Xiao Yan held up the phone and said honestly: "Your brother asked me to remind you not to drive too fast."

Song Jing: "???"

The phone shook again, Xiao Yan looked at it, [Song Xuyao: Remember to counterattack if you have the opportunity, you are still young! 】

Xiao Yan wasn't worried this time, and replied plainly: [No, I'm just attacking. 】

Song Xuyao, who was lying on the bed miserably, was startled and almost jumped up. He accidentally pulled his buttocks, and there was another pain in his ass, so he had to poke his buttocks and reply with difficulty: [Damn!real or fake? ? ? 】

What's so fussy about this, Xiao Yan didn't take it seriously, anyway, this time he confessed first, and then said that it was clearly written in the history books that Lao Song was still his queen.

Song Xuyao ​​was about to go crazy: 【My goth is also a victim? ! 】

【Xiao Yan: Why did you say that? 】

[Song Xuyao: ...]

Huh, he seems to know something?

Reminiscent of Song Xuyao's absence yesterday, Xiao Yan ignored Song Xuyao's indiscriminate bombardment, and instead sent Qiao Zhiyuan a message: [Did you attack Song Erhuo yesterday? ? ? 】

Qiao Zhiyuan just found out that Song Xuyao ​​had run away and was lying on the bed, feeling a bit uncomfortable, 【Go away, it's not suitable for children. 】

Now that I think about the cohabitation between Xiao Yan and Song Jing, it is even worse. If the paparazzi exposes it, it will be a devastating blow to Xiao Yan in every sense. I hope Young Master Song can protect him well. Qiao Zhiyuan added another sentence: [I'll talk to you about cohabitation later, let's make it clear that driving is prohibited. 】

Cars!Early in the morning, the two of you got on the bus!

Xiao Yuan replied angrily: [Song Erhuo is going to counterattack, it seems that your driving skills are not very good. 】

counterattack?Qiao Zhiyuan squinted his eyes, interesting.

Humph, what's so great about being an adult.Xiao Yan stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, and stuffed sandwiches into his cheeks.

Song Jing glanced at him while parking the car: "Eat slowly, don't choke."

"Oh..." Xiao Yan's cheeks swelled like a hamster, and he finished the last bite of breakfast in one go.

Fortunately, it was still too late to reach the school, but the school gate was a bit congested. Xiao Yan made a guess and prepared to walk a short distance by himself: "Old Song, I'll get off here."

"Okay." Song Jing pulled over and stopped the car steadily, reached out to rub Xiao Yan's short, fluffy hair, saw his eyes shining, then turned to push away the scraggly hair on his forehead, "Take a good class .”

Just like the former Prime Minister of Song Dynasty, he also stretched out his hand to touch the heavy bead curtain of the little emperor, telling him to "go to the court well".

However, the difference is that this is the first time Lao Song sent him to school, so we must take good care of it.

Xiao Yan glanced at the time, pouted against the clock, and said, "You can only go to school if you want to be kissed by Lao Song~~"

Song Jing: "Get out of the car."

"Oh……"

Xiao Yan dawdled and got out of the car, but Lao Song handed over the schoolbag and looked at him eagerly.

Song Jing's eyelids twitched, she closed the car door with good self-sustainability, stepped on the accelerator and left.

It was very callous.

Xiao Yan waved his hand reluctantly, and then ran towards the school gate. After running a few steps, he felt an unusually hot sight from a distance, and Xiao Yan couldn't help but slow down.

The three girls stood by the school gate, and they could tell at a glance that they were not high school students here. They kept looking at him, chirping excitedly, and when they saw Xiao Yan looking over, they exclaimed repeatedly, "Really?" What’s more, I’m super good-looking!” “Today I really made money, and I’ll come back tomorrow!”

"Xiao Yan!" Four Eyed Boy ran over from behind, came up and bumped him with his shoulder, "It's amazing, fans have chased him to the school."

Xiao Yan was still a little confused: "I don't know what's going on."

"You know there are ghosts." Four-eyed boy looked familiar, "The fans are really powerful now, and the eighteen generations of ancestors can be picked out for you wherever the school class lives."

"Exaggerated." Xiao Yan disagreed.

"Kua Peat, didn't a crazy female fan break into the idol's house last time and was arrested." The four-eyed boy glanced up and down at him, "You have to be careful, can you do it with your little identity? It's hard to tell if you have crazy female fans, but don't be robbed."

"Rolling, rolling." Xiao Yanbai glanced at him, lowered his head subconsciously, and quickened his pace to pass by them. Unexpectedly, the girls all raised their mobile phones and took a quick photo.

"Damn, I have to stay away from you to prevent accidental injury." The four-eyed boy covered his face and started running with an unbearable look on his face, and he didn't forget to remind him, "What are you doing in a daze, run! There are still 3 minutes to go!" Self-study early, today's first class is extinct, I want to die."

After hearing this, Xiao Yan ran along with him, and immediately a girl's scream came from behind him. He couldn't help but glanced back, and then turned his head quickly.

"Xiao Yan, you are so handsome, we will always support you!" The girls booed wildly when they saw him looking back, "Super cute." "Yes, yes, and the long legs will definitely grow to 1.8 meters."

The security uncle on the side came over again to persuade: "Little girl, you have also seen me, so go back, it will not be good to block the school gate."

"Uncle, we won't affect the hotness of the students in class, let's just stay for a while!" One of the girls begged, but the uncle tried to persuade him several times to no avail, and he didn't bother to take care of it now, so he went back to the security room thinking that it would be hotter later. The little girl thought she would have to go back later, so she let them go.

Sister fan: "Let's go back to the car first, they will figure it out later, we can see the playground over there."

Mother fan: "I also got the timetable for Erza's class. There is still a physical education class today, and I can wait for him to finish school in the evening."

Girlfriend fan: "Wow, that's amazing, as expected of my mother-in-law."

Mother fan: "Get lost! I don't have a daughter-in-law like you!"

Here Xiao Yan and Siyanzi entered the classroom one after the other, and Miejue Shitai in the classroom glanced at the clock and continued to teach.

Four-eyed boy put down his schoolbag and still secretly whispered: "I told you that the Extinction Society will come early in the morning to take advantage of the self-study. You are as witty as me."

"Cut." Xiao Yan didn't care about him, and under Miejue Shitai's eyes, he took out a lot of books from his schoolbag and tried to put them in the desk pocket, but when he opened the desk, he felt something was wrong.

Last Friday, he brought home a bunch of textbooks. After all, he couldn’t do his homework without flipping through the books. What’s more, it’s going to be a weekend. It was some music and art textbooks that were not used much, blank papers sent out in advance, and scratch paper. Usually the codes were fairly neat, but today they looked messy, as if they had been ransacked. In a mess, Xiao Yan stared at the table pocket in a daze, there was nowhere to put the books in his arms.

"Xiao Yan? Xiao Yan! You haven't moved since you entered the door and stared at the desk pocket." Miejue Shitai stepped on her high-heeled shoes and rushed down from the podium, "Can you share with us what treasures are in your desk pocket?" ?”

Unsurprisingly, the other students let out a burst of laughter, and silently lit the wax for him.

The high heels had already come to him, Xiao Yan had no choice but to raise his head in a daze.

Miejue Shitai came over and took a few glances but couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Stand up and answer the question."

Xiao Yan bit the bullet and stood up, "My desk pocket was turned over."

Miejue Shitai frowned, then looked into the pocket of the desk again: "Take a closer look, is there anything missing?"

Xiao Yan scratched the back of his head: "The draft paper is missing."

Madam Kill-all:"……"

all the classmates:"……"