I can do anything to get that guy

Lu Meng leaned down and put her arms around my waist, the moment before her lips touched hers.

[The player exits the game! 】

The scene in front of me flickered suddenly, like a sudden power outage, and I couldn't see anything.The sound of insects, leaves, wind, and Lu Meng's panting all disappeared.

In the darkness, there was only the buzzing sound of the old-fashioned case, and the sound of water flowing in the bathroom pipe, but I felt extremely at ease. At least in the last one, Li Xiaolong did not trick me.

I opened the door of the game cabin, tripped, and fell straight to the ground.

My face was pressed against the wooden floor, and there was an urge to cry instantly. This is the floor of my house. This is the floor that I personally brought the decoration team in to install. It is said that it is pure natural and pollution-free, and it smells like a scent of bamboo forest!

I scratched the floor twice before turning over and looking at my hands and feet, they were intact, and there were no such scary red marks in the game, so this is just a game... just a little too real.

Standing up again, I took off my clothes in a daze, went into the bathroom, and filled the bathtub with hot water.

When the warm water infiltrated my limbs, I felt a little bit of recovery. The chill from the inside and outside when I just came out of the game cabin was slowly dispelled.

After relaxing in the bath, I walked barefoot to the mirror, and I couldn't help but see Lu Meng's naked upper body in my mind...Why does she have pectoral muscles and six-pack abs with such a delicate face?I touched my somewhat sunken abdomen, and couldn't help but sighed. It was time to go to the gym to pick up the leftover homework... But, I was so tired, and I really wanted to sleep for three days and three nights.

Moreover, what I don't understand is that it is also a man's body, why would they be interested in me?

It is said that gay guys don’t like skinny guys. Isn’t it better to grind big pectoral muscles together?

I had a chill, wrapped my towel tightly, and went back to the bedroom.

I'm the only one in this house, so if I die here, no one will care about me.

Thinking this way, I feel like my head is empty for a while. I have nothing to do and no one is in charge. For most people, it is probably a very cool thing, but for me, it is a fact that I have to endure.

The next morning, after a night of sound sleep without dreams, I felt in good spirits.

Very good, Li Xiaolong, wash your neck and prepare to die!

【DiDiDiDi】The smart bracelet received a message:

【Dear words:

I heard that you have experienced the game and would love to hear your opinion.But maybe you can't wait to get back into the game, so, is this afternoon convenient?I treat you.

Your faithful Xiaolong]

Oh f*ck!Really, it's delivered to your door!

I immediately agreed to his invitation. In order to avoid being persuaded to fight during the fight, I specially chose a very secluded teahouse where few people go.

Li Xiaolong was completely different from back then. When he came towards me with a black briefcase, I thought I had met an insurance seller.

He also wore a very ugly pair of black-rimmed glasses, which blocked the only bright spot on his face-those dark and wise eyes.

"Luo Yan, you've lost weight." Li Xiaolong said plainly, as if it was a sentence of "today's weather is good".

"Honestly, are you kidding me?" I had a dead face hanging on my face, and I didn't mean to be polite to him at all.

"what?"

I was so angry that I swung my fist and hit Li Xiaolong on the face with a "bang".

"Why are there all men in it? Whether it's the target of the raid or the wretched passer-by, all of them are men?? By the way, not only men, but also male octopuses!!!"

Li Xiaolong failed to dodge, and his annoying black-rimmed glasses flew into the air.

His bangs fell, and he looked at me dimly: "Sorry, I didn't expect your reaction to be so intense."

"Your plot is so intense! Why is my reaction not intense!" I grabbed his collar, "Tell me, why did you do this! Have I offended you!"

Li Xiaolong was very close to me, his myopia finally saw me clearly, his eyes focused on my face, and he said seriously: "You ate Chuan Chuan Xiang with me 1023 days ago, we agreed on the AA system, but you didn't give me any money... "

"It's because of a broken skewer!" I took out my wallet from my pocket, "I'll fucking return it to you right now!!!"

Li Xiaolong finished the second half of the sentence slowly: "... If you were talking about this matter, I would have given up on it."

"Then why are you doing this! Give me such a disgusting game! This is the only hobby in my life! You ruined it all!!" I yelled at him.

"Luo Yan, calm down." Li Xiaolong held my face, because myopia is too severe, he is very close to me, this posture, as if we are about to kiss.

Some pleasant and unpleasant memories flooded my mind, and I froze.

"Good boy," Li Xiaolong said, "Now, sit down and tell me what happened to you, maybe I can explain."

After a while, Li Xiaolong and I sat on the sofa, and there was a dead silence.

"The thing started to get out of control after you took off the fake breasts." Li Xiaolong analyzed, "Because the original setting of the game is a female protagonist, but you entered the game as a male and changed the game settings, this BUG caused a series of program errors... ...was really interesting."

"Funny dad!"

"Did you know that game companies have a very important position called QA. In traditional game companies, they detect whether there will be program errors in the game by tapping the keyboard frantically, or test whether there are program errors in the game by frantically plugging and unplugging the power supply? The speed at which the host connects to the game server and the possible program loopholes under power-off conditions."

"..." I looked at Li Xiaolong as if I was mentally retarded.

"Really, if you don't believe me, check Baidu Encyclopedia."

"Who can edit Baidu Encyclopedia!"

"Ahem, let's get down to business. Our company is just short of a QA, but it's not about tapping the keyboard, but an immersive experience QA. This QA must have a way of thinking that ordinary people can't have," Li Xiaolong pushed his annoying black Glasses, "For example, you, a standard straight male thinking, can bring a lot of novel angles to our company."

Have straight men become rare animals? Are you afraid of the personnel composition of the game company in 2026?

"The salary is easy to negotiate, and you don't have to sit on shift. As long as you test for 4 hours a day from Monday to Friday, how about coming out to talk with me once a week?" Li Xiaolong folded his hands and leaned forward slightly, looking like a capitalist who is eager face.

"Hahaha." I laughed three times, "I just bought a villa in XX Yipin, and I plan to move there next month to change the environment. The air pollution in XX mouth is too serious."

Li Xiaolong pushed his glasses deeply: "Life lies in struggle, you should think about it."

At this moment, no matter who says that life lies in struggle, I will respect the other person a little bit, but it comes from Li Xiaolong's mouth-my heart is not fluctuating, and I even want to laugh.

Li Xiaolong said again: "To show my sincerity, if you are willing to become our company's QA, I can give you the flowering season escort system, any R18 plot can be skipped, how about it? Of course, you don't have to skip it, it's up to you. "

What the hell is the flower season escort system!

"You are sick!" I said, threw the money in Li Xiaolong's face, and left the teahouse without looking back.

I supported my head with one hand and operated the mouse with the other.

The BANANA hanging screen notebook shows an extremely charming wife and sister, who is sweetly acting like a baby to me. The dubbing by the famous voice actor of the island country + the picture with the precision comparable to the movie, but it does not attract my interest at all.

Fake, too fake.

After seeing such VR production, how could I still play other games?

But, but, why is there a bug in that game!That series of plots comparable to the end of the world made me terrified of it.

But I couldn't help thinking about it.

I have never seen such bright moonlight in the real world when the moon rises and illuminates the mountains and valleys. It is like snow falling all over the ground. When I step on it, I know it is moonlight.

In that kind of moonlight, in the shadow of the tree, someone stood leaning against the tree, his body was like jade.

"cold night?"

He turned his face slightly, in the backlight, his expression could not be seen clearly, but his profile was outlined by the bright moonlight.

cold night……

I have never seen such a person in the real world. He is willing to do it for me, even if he is injured, he is always centered on me, silently giving and protecting me.

My parents died young and left a large inheritance.I hired a team of lawyers, so I didn't have any relatives to harass me.When I was in school, I met a girl who made me think that I was destined to meet true love... That love ended without a problem. After many years, I found out that she was slandering me behind my back through other channels. Said that I was a miser and couldn't get any money from me, so she gave up.

Time passed, and now I can protect myself very well, but no one can break through my defenses and come into my big empty house.

I braced my head and lost my mind.

I was actually thinking about a game character, and felt sorry for myself... Is it really too empty?

After all, in that game, when I quit, I stopped just before Lu Meng was about to kiss me.

You can figure out what he's going to do next with your toes.

Lu Meng is really good to me, but unfortunately I can't bear it.

When I thought about going back and continuing to face that terrible night, I hesitated again.

Wait, am I hesitating?

I still want to go back to that game?Damn it, could it be that Li Xiaolong drugged me in the tea? !

After another day, I switched to another harem development game to play.

I'm looking for an ascetic heroine with long purple hair.

It was very difficult in the first strategy, but later I mastered the rules, just ask her a few more times, if it doesn’t work, you can also read the file and start over, no matter what dialogue you choose, just follow her preferences.

Am I attacking her, or is she turning me into her ideal object?

I sneered, dropped the mouse, and lay on my back on the sofa.

Everything is boring and uninteresting.

I took a deep breath, opened the smart bracelet, and saw the message from Li Xiaolong three days ago: [Dear words: The escort system of the flower season has been programmed, please rest assured to play.

Your faithful Xiaolong]

If I can skip the intimate scene, then I am actually safe. I don't have to experience the intimate plot that makes me uncomfortable, but I can enjoy the all-round attention and love from the other party.

It's just a game, and it won't cause any harm to my body, and the people in the game won't jump into the real world and let me take responsibility, just for fun, don't you even have the guts?

I slammed down on the sofa, got up and walked to the game cabin, opened the door, and sat in.

Just for fun, I tell myself.

Then I saw the world that was swiped.

[Lu Meng's favorability with players +9999! 】

[Lu Meng's favorability with players +10006! 】

[Reminder: Lu Meng's heart is rippling, and she wants to have a fling with the players immediately! 】Familiar scenes rushed into my eyes, my vision was not stable, and I fell suddenly. I felt the back of my head fall on the soft mattress, and then the shadow covered it, and the thin but not thin male body was pressed down. On the sides of my head, long, soft blue hair hangs down and brushes gently against my face.