I can do anything to get that guy

I have always thought self righteously that the loyal little guard beside me is in love with Her Highness the Princess.

But that didn't happen. After the most intimate physical contact, the little guard lifted his pants and told me that this was just for detoxification.

"Your Highness, you..." Leng Ye seemed to be staring at me with concern, what is he still waiting for an answer to, at this moment all I can control is not to let up the tears and retain the last bit of dignity as a man.

So I raised my fist and hit him in the face.

Leng Ye was stunned, for a moment, he lowered his head and covered his face.

"Your Highness..."

"Go away," I said, "and leave me alone."

Leng Ye got up silently, walked to the entrance of the cave, and looked back at me again.

Tears welled up in my eyes, and I immediately wiped them off with my backhand, but the more I wiped, the wetter it became. Before Leng Ye realized that something was wrong with me, I buried my face in my clothes. Like the handkerchief and sword tassel he once gave me.

Then I thought about giving up, Wang Yin was gone, Jiuyao Gauze was gone, we fell into a valley somewhere, Leng Ye rejected me... What could be worse than the current situation?I have nothing left.

If I leave, will there be another princess who, together with Leng Ye, will complete the great cause of restoring the country?

When I think that Leng Ye will be loyal to others, just like to me, I can't help but feel more pain in my heart, and the pain is involved in my breathing. When did I become so useless.

But at this moment, the indescribable place under his body started to itch, like bugs crawling, spreading numbly.

What, this damn "Rain and Dew Junzhan Pill" hasn't been untied yet!

I'm going crazy, my heart is getting cold, but my body is getting hotter by minute.

In this case, should I still ask Leng Ye to fuck me?Why do I have that face!

So I quit the game with no promise.

After being bored at home all day, I contacted Li Xiaolong.

"Dear Yan: I'm on a business trip and I won't be back for the time being. If you need anything, please email me."

The message from the bracelet reads like this.

I sighed, put down the kitchen knife in my hand, this time, count him lucky!

In any man, when he sits down to write a letter, the agitation grows calmer and calmer, and calmer and calmer, and finally reaches a point of sexual frigidity.

I asked two questions in the email, 1. What is the matter with Yulu Junzhan Pills, and how can I solve it completely; 2. Leng Ye's personal information card.

As far as I know, game companies will set up characters in detail, especially this kind of harem development game-let's call it a harem development game, in fact, I think it is more appropriate to call it a 28 forbidden magic perverted game.

The personal information card will introduce the character's historical background, preferences, and even some key strategy plots. With these, I am not afraid that I will not be able to win Leng Ye.

... But I secretly don't want to see Leng Ye's personal information card. If I can see it, it proves that Leng Ye is really just a bunch of data, a pre-set character.

It also proves that he is fake.

I sent the email anxiously, and waited in front of BANANA, refreshing the mailbox hundreds of times.

"Ding dong"!

Here comes the mail.

Li Xiaolong directly copied the setting of Yulu Junzhan Wan to me. It is very complicated. It roughly means that this medicine belongs to the secret medicine of the Jiuyao royal family, and there is a very poignant court love story behind it: Jiuyao once had a devoted emperor. He made his childhood sweetheart the empress, and held a very grand conferment ceremony. The two loved each other very much, but they never gave birth to an heir, which aroused dissatisfaction among the ministers and rumors spread among the people. His only partner is the Queen.This triggered a palace riot and almost changed the dynasty.

The empress was very wise and understanding. She found a genius doctor to develop a pill and secretly gave it to the emperor. The emperor was a person with few desires. After taking this pill, he played and sang every night. Later, many court ladies were summoned in private, and the queen obviously couldn't satisfy him alone. As a result, seven or eight of the court ladies were pregnant with dragon heirs, and the blood of the Nine Yao royal family was passed on smoothly.

It was originally a happy ending, but who knows, the pill was too overbearing, and the emperor was sad that he broke his oath, and within three years, he vomited blood and died.

After the emperor passed away, the empress disappeared. It is said that she couldn't bear the death of her lover because of her, so she threw herself into the river because of her grief, but there was no conclusive evidence to support this statement at the time.

This pill later became the secret medicine of the Jiuyao royal family - Yulu Junzhan Pill.

The reason why it is called "Rain and Dew" is related to its weird and overbearing medicinal effect: the person who takes the pill must have sex with 36 different people within three years to completely unlock the medicinal effect.

Seeing this, I am no longer curious why Li Xiaolong made this game, it is obvious that he just wants to sell meat, this is a game to sell meat!

However, if you sell meat, you can sell meat. The plot, characters, and details are all lifelike. Is this necessary?

Compared with Yulu Junzhanwan's long introduction, Leng Ye's personal information card is much simpler: Name: Leng Ye (code name)

Age: 21

Occupation: Guardian of the Princess

Attack power: low weapon - high

Race: human

Country: Jiuyao

Hair color: purple

Eye color: purple

Goal: Escort the princess to find the immortal, and help the princess regain the throne of Jiuyao.

Hobbies: Silently guarding the princess.

Favorite position: [NPC cannot be attacked]

Special plot: [NPC cannot be attacked]

When I saw this information card, I felt a pain in the ass at first, what the hell is a hobby position?This is really a meat selling game.Then I asked Li Xiaolong for Lan Mao's information card.

Name: Lu Meng

Age: plus the time in the womb 160 years old (appearance 16)

- what the hell? ?

Identity: Son of the Lich King

Attack Power: Medium Wu - Medium

Race: demon

Country: Yaoding

Hair color: blue

Eye color: green

Goal: To marry His Royal Highness the Princess of Jiuyao Kingdom.

Hobbies: Acting cute.

Favorite Position: Tentacle PLAY

Special episode: [Tentacles]

Lu Meng's profile card made me feel uncomfortable after swallowing a hamster, and the bright [NPC cannot be attacked] on Leng Ye's profile card made me feel like "it really is".

I am also an old player who has been playing harem development games. In the harem development game, the characters are divided into two types, those who can be captured and those who cannot. According to the level of strategy, there will be an emotional ending, usually marriage or the like, such as Lu Meng in this game; those who cannot be conquered are some functional characters or passers-by, who are responsible for issuing missions and hanging around, and I don’t know why they are stuck here , these characters are usually lacking in beauty and presence - because the focus of game development is not on them.

When I was playing a celebrity development game, I had a good impression of an NPC who couldn't be attacked. Unfortunately, that girl didn't come out a few times, and there was no date option when she came out. She talked about business all day long. I could only watch She YY herself.Later, I searched for strategies on the Internet, and found that many people were worried about her lack of efficiency.

It turns out that Leng Ye is also a target that cannot be attacked, no wonder, how skillful the ruthless operation of pulling X is, it doesn't look like a pure virgin.

In this way, it's all the fault of the game settings, not Leng Ye's fault...

Alas, what am I thinking.