I can do anything to get that guy

"Clothes...I want clothes..."

Wan Lu pulled my hair and forced me to climb ashore in a state of embarrassment, and the clothes on my body were already taken off when I entered the water. Even if I knew that Wan Lu hadn't accomplished his magic and had no such ability, but with his perverted degree, Wearing ten layers of padded jackets is dangerous.

Wan Lu turned around, looked at me with great interest, tugged at my hair again, and said, "You have a good figure."

It was as if he was seeing me naked for the first time.

"you……"

I feel a little weird, I can't say what's strange, this Wanlu seems to be a little different from the one I remember.

"You...what are you..."

Wan Lu hooked his lips and smiled: "My little princess, I am your father Wan Lu, didn't you say you want to thank me?"

Wan Lu suddenly turned his back and kicked me in the stomach. I was unprepared, and his speed was extremely fast. This kick made me bend down, and tears of pain overflowed the corners of my eyes.

"Woo...it hurts..." I clutched my stomach, while showing weakness, while secretly mobilizing my strength, if he came closer to look at me, I would slap him on the vitals and make him go to heaven for the second time, no, go to hell.

Sure enough, Wan Lu approached, and said with a smile: "It's better to hit the sun than to pick the sun, why not thank daddy now."

A big palm covered the top of my hair and slowly pulled my hair up. When I raised my head, I saw the small tent on Wan Lu's waist.

"Come on, use your little tongue to thank Daddy now." Wan Lu touched the back of my ear with his palm, and rubbed my thumb against the pinnae of my ear. I felt my whole scalp go numb.

"..."

Damn, what kind of original product is this dead counterfeit in front of me, it scares me so much that I almost die suddenly.

I looked up, showing a hearty smile.

Then he punched Wan Lu's lower body.

Wan Lu was still smiling triumphantly for a second, and the next smile froze at the corners of his mouth, and then the corners of his mouth wrinkled due to the severe pain, and his whole face was wrinkled into a ball of old oranges, purple-blue blood vessels burst out from the forehead, his His face flushed red at first, then turned pale, then turned green, and finally Yintang had a cloud of black air, then hissed and screamed, and stepped back seven steps in a row, teng, teng, teng, teng, teng, teng, Teng.

"You—" Wan Lu pointed at me, with a look of hesitation.

I had already stood up from the ground, and the gentleman said frankly: "Lick you big-headed ghost, if you have the ability, you should serve me first."

"It's against you, even Daddy would dare—"

I shook my head and interrupted him: "Brother, stop pretending, you are not Wanlu."

"What?" Wan Lu's face turned purple again, "What nonsense are you talking about! I'm not Wan Lu, so who is—"

"Wan Lu's magical skills have not yet been achieved, even if he is beautiful, he can sit still and be calm. In a word, he can't get up." I glanced at the part he was covering with his hands, "Not as young as you Yes, you are full of blood, you can get excited just by looking at someone of the same sex, tell me, why don’t you follow others’ advice?”

That's right, this Wanlu is not the real Wanlu.

It's from Nan Qiaomu with me—Puppet Wanlu.

"Hey, they are born from the same root, so why bother with each other?" I couldn't help but dragged my words.

"Huh, I don't care about the same roots. Anyway, there are only our two southern trees in Haotian Universe. If we don't work hard, who will carry on our family?" Puppet Wanlu stood up unsteadily, and the two The legs are still clamped tightly, so it can be seen that the pain is severe. Seeing that his identity was exposed, he couldn't stand in front of me anymore, so he said, "Since you know that you and I are in the same breath, why are you so cruel next time? Hiss...what if we break this thing and lose all children and grandchildren!"

"The one who flirts first is cheap, don't blame me for being ruthless if you do it first."

"You——" the puppet Wan Lu showed a cruel look on his face again. He is worthy of being Wan Lu's puppet, and he has learned all kinds of bad temper.

"Don't you want to spread the branches and leaves? I have a good idea," I narrowed my eyes. It would be troublesome to tear yourself apart with this kind of person. Why don't you draw a big cake for him and hang him first, "Now you also I know, Wan Lu has been killed by me. You have half of his skill, and I have half of Xianzun's. After inheriting the throne, we will expand the territory in the future, lead the army to sweep the mountains and Yaoding, and establish the Nanqiaomu Kingdom, isn't this world ours?"

The puppet Wanlu was a little fascinated.

I hooked my fingers: "Take off your coat quickly."

The puppet Wanlu took off his coat and handed it to me. Only then did he realize that he had listened to my words unknowingly, his face was a little embarrassed, and he said again: "You really don't think about having sex with me?"

"Fried your cow leg!" I grabbed his coat, wrapped it around my body, tied the belt into a knot, and then looked up at him contemptuously, "Can you stop being so short-sighted? In the future, we will The Nan Qiaomu clan dominates the Shenmo Continent, so what kind of beauties do you want at that time, all delicacies, gold and jewels will be piled up in front of you, so you can enjoy it to your heart's content!" This paragraph of rhetoric is completely copied from the original Wan Lu.

Puppet Wan Lu stared at me blankly.

I walked towards him and said calmly, "Now that you have offended me, if I don't cooperate with you, our Nanqiaomu clan will have no future, and neither will you. You are our Nanqiaomu clan's eternal sinner, understand? "

The puppet Wanlu thought for a while, wiped off his cold sweat, and the forehead lines burst out: "It makes sense, you are still smart."

I snickered secretly, this art of painting big cakes has a market no matter in start-up companies or ghosts and ghosts.

"Then what should we do next?" The puppet Wan Lu stared at me.

I thought about it, I really had to find something for him, so I asked him back: "You are not in court, no one asked?"

"You can rest assured that I have already arranged it. I just realized that the main body has died, so I came to investigate, but I didn't expect to see such a wonderful program." The puppet Wan Lu smiled evilly.

"Hmph, you should thank me for killing him, otherwise you won't have a bright future." I rolled my eyes and thought of a job that could take him away, "You go to Soul Eater first, he should be in this deep mountain."

"After I find it, will I meet you again?"

I nodded.

Puppet Wan Lu stroked his chin: "Okay, I will try my best, but when I come back, don't lose sight of you." He smiled evilly again, "No matter how far you go, I will find you."

I got goosebumps from what he said, and the puppet Wanlu looked me up and down again, and backed away with a strange smile, until he reached the forest, he bowed his hands to me, and disappeared into a puff of green smoke.

Damn, this bath is really annoying.