Even Dazai can't think of it

Hatsusaki stood on the street, looking around blankly, surrounded by strange foreign characters, she tried hard to find the target from the Chinese characters interspersed in it: "Coffee, noodles..."

"...No!" Hatsusaki said gloomily, "Where is there a lottery shop?"

"...?" The system expressed confusion, "The target is on the fourth floor of the building directly opposite you—why are you looking for a lottery shop?"

"?" She raised her head slowly, the signboard of [Armed Detective Agency] was very prominent on the top of the street, Hatsusaki's head was blank, she subconsciously asked, "Isn't my wish to win the lottery?"

system:"……"

System: "We are a serious wish fulfillment system, dear, winning the lottery is not a wish, but a daydream."

Gan!

Looking at the Armed Detective Agency opposite, Hatsusaki had a bad premonition: "Then what is my wish?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know!" The system pitifully tugged at the frozen virtual screen, "Your phone is too slow, I can't get out of the background!"

...Then what is your use? !

Hatsusaki stared at the building and choked speechlessly: The security center reminded you rightly, links with unknown origins cannot be clicked, losing money is a trivial matter, it would be a big loss to be tricked into another world like her inexplicably!

——The thing is like this.

Two hours ago, Hatsusaki was touched by something that claimed to be a wish-making system.

"... Is this my fault!? Ah!?" The system tried to uninstall itself from the phone, crying loudly, "How do I know that your phone is so stuck! I can't get out when I come in!"

Hatsusaki was extremely shocked: "You still blame my phone card!? I bought a new phone, okay! 8 GB of running memory, 128 of memory -- you filled me up as soon as you came up! You have the nerve to blame me! ?”

The system whimpered and cried: "Then what should I do! I can't uninstall myself!"

"...Will formatting the phone help?" Hatsusaki sighed in despair, "Forget it, I know it's useless, so stop talking... Then let's talk about another thing?"

She looked at the sparkling river with a heavy face: "Can you tell me where this is first?"

Hatsusaki was heartbroken: "It's fine if you touch me! You still kidnap me!"

The system feels wronged: "I didn't kidnap you!"

The cell phone stuck into a ppt struggled to reveal [qaq]'s facial expression.

"This is the self-rescue program in "System Self-Help Guide: Emergency," the system explained pitifully, "it should have detected my frequent driver uninstaller, so it sent you, Saki, to this place where you can fulfill your wish. "

Hatsusaki: "...All right, then what?"

"So, so now there are two solutions," the system said cautiously, "First, you can fulfill your inner wish with my help, so that I can clear programs like the mall to reduce memory and uninstall myself. "

"Second, if you buy a phone with a lot of RAM, I can run the uninstaller!"

"..." Hatsusaki was expressionless and even wanted to sneer, "Look at me, does it look like I can find money to buy you a mobile phone?"

"...Then there is only one way left now." The system said, "It's your own wish anyway! You won't lose if you realize your wish!"

Hatsusaki: "...My wish now is to let me go back and get lost."

System: "This is also my wish, dear."

——In short, in front of Caton's mobile phone, one person, one system can only hold hands and make peace.

The system struggled to run the automatic routing program, leading Hatsusaki to the Armed Detective Agency.

And then there's what happened at the beginning.

Hatsusaki: "...why am I a little panicked?"

She tried hard to recall the wish she made, and said dryly: "I, my wish should be to meet the real person of the detective agency or something like that?"

The system scratched at the progress bar of the task: "I don't know! But after arriving at the destination, the next step will remind you what the wish is!"

Hatsusaki: "...All right."

She regarded death as home and knocked on the door of the detective agency.

"I heard from the clerk that Miss has a wish to fulfill, so I entrust the detective agency," the young man with pigtails flipped through the book in his hand.

He asked honestly and seriously, "What is the mission?"

At this time, the automatic program projected a virtual screen of fluorescent powder in the air, and the screen in front of her desperately dangled in front of her to show her presence, and the online earthquake in large black bold font: look at me!Miss me!Send a mission! gkd!

Hatsusaki looked at the words on the screen and was stunned: "..."

Fuck? !Fuck! ? ? ?This is my wish! ? ? ? ?Fuck! ! ! ? ? ?

Seeing her lack of response, the system slammed the phosphor screen in front of her: "Saki! What are you doing, Saki! Isn't this the deepest wish in your heart! Come on! Hurry up!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

She couldn't help but carefully glanced at the black-haired young man standing behind the sofa. The black-haired young man stepped over the sofa, squatted halfway in front of her, and held her hand politely:

"—What a lovely lady," his iris-colored eyes seemed to be full of affection, "do you want to die for love with me?"

Fluorescent powder seems to have eaten a thousand screaming chickens: "Don't miss this opportunity and never come again! As long as you say it! Immediately realize your wish and go to the pinnacle of life!! The road home is in front of you!! "

Hatsusaki: "..."

She looked at Osamu Dazai in front of her, choked with despair and thought: Although the wish on the screen is indeed my wish, but, but——

Do you want me to tell Osamu Dazai himself that my wish is to fuck you? !ah? ! !ah? ? ? ! ! !

The author has something to say: The female main body is scumbag in art, but relying on the ability to cheat is still the ceiling of combat effectiveness, and it is a work of extreme freedom.

Push the original Xianxia pre-acquisition ~ click into the column to collect it!

"After passing through the book, I became the ancestor of the fairy world"

What kind of experience is it to travel through a wrong timeline through a book?

Thank you for the invitation, people are in ancient times and just entered the mountains.Cultivation skills rely on self-enlightenment, fighting depends on physical skills; monks have no effect on spells, and they pull each other's hair No. 1; measure strength and decide to lie flat;

Qing Tianyu is busy practicing every day, studying hard, trying to reproduce the modern and convenient life in the ancient world of self-cultivation. Unexpectedly, when he turned around, his master pointed to a group of children and said that they were all apprentices for her.

Qing Tianyu: ...

But she only wants salted fish!I don't want to be a kindergarten principal!

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Qing Tianyu is very satisfied with her current life. Her apprentices are filial, well-behaved, capable and sensible. Seeing that Mingyi, her favorite heir, is growing up and able to support a whole sect leader, Qing Tianyu decides that it's time to return to her nature as a salted fish!

But just when the succession ceremony was ready, Qing Tianyu turned his head and found out with a sullen face that the always well-behaved heir had actually gone out to form his own sect!

Traitor!Qing Tianyu shed tears of salted fish, and gave the position of master to the second most reliable apprentice, and practiced in closed doors by himself, keeping his ears shut.

However, something went wrong in her training. When she left the level, the time had already reached the beginning of the original book, and she glanced around in a daze——

The leader of the villain Demon Cult is her favorite successor.

The head of the most upright sect in the fairy world is her big apprentice.

The ancestor who only heard about her but never saw her was the master who picked her up and brought her home.

All the big shots in the cultivation world were her former friends.

Qing Tianyu: ...

Is this the script of the legendary protagonist...?

Yandan pre-receives "[Comprehensive] They Are Not Human! "

Kawamori Hotaru, the ability is synchronous copying, and after certain conditions are met, the opponent's physical fitness and abilities can be obtained.

Relying on his ability to cheat, he became a powerful person with supernatural powers in a safe and stable way, living a salty fish life, happy and healthy.

It wasn't until one day that the swordsman holding the sun wheel knife confronted him aggressively, and Kawamori Hotaru realized that——

nmd!He is not human anymore!

What's going on, you guys! ?So you are not human! ?

Hong Kong and Black Gravity Envoy: ...

Millennium Ghost King: ...

Pure Blood Monarch: ...

Kawamori Hotaru: The tears shed today are all the water that entered the brain when choosing the target back then :)

1v1, also in cp