Even Dazai can't think of it

——Recently, a strange urban legend has become popular in Yokohama.

——A "god who fulfills the wishes of believers" appeared in this city.

"Recently, there has been a lot of enthusiasm about this on the forum," Junichiro Tanizaki suddenly realized, "Many people say that their friends have been helped by this god, and many people are asking what kind of god it is...so the detective The society will receive the commission to find out the real body."

"The detective agency was also commissioned to investigate urban legends before, but it turned out that it was all caused by supernatural beings." Kunikida adjusted his glasses and shook his head. "How can there be gods! I don't know what these children are thinking now. What!"

"I can't tell." Dazai Osamu stirred the coffee with a smile, and the spoon lightly touched the wall of the cup. He glanced sideways at Atsushi Nakajima, "Didn't Atsushi meet an angel who made his wish come true?"

"Pfft, hey hey hey hey——" Atsushi Nakajima waved his hands in a panic, splashing hot coffee, he hurriedly wiped the table clean, his ears were slightly red, "Mr. Dazai, don't make fun of me...!"

Osamu Dazai put the cup and spoon aside, and took a sip of his coffee: "But it's true, maybe that girl is a legendary god who heard the wishes of lonely wandering people, so she brought food down from the sky, it's really touching. .”

Atsushi Nakajima was full of inexplicable regrets, he lowered his head and stared at his fingertips: "It was just, by chance..."

Kunikida supported his head and sighed: "How can there be a god who can be scared and cried twice by you, Dazai!...Even if you are an atheist, you should have some respect for the word god."

Edogawa pokes the cake slowly and puts it into his mouth. He glanced out of the window: "The food that girl gave to Atsushi—"

He withdrew his gaze, biting the cake and showing a satisfied smile: "All of them are foods that can be eaten immediately as a staple food. If you make a big purchase, most people will buy some other daily necessities... But there is nothing in that bag. Anything other than food, and no ingredients that need to be processed to eat."

"The most important thing is that the river bank where I meet Atsushi—" Edogawa Random Walking Road, "It is far away from the nearby convenience stores and supermarkets. It is absolutely impossible for people who buy things for the family to take a long way home from that road. of."

Indeed, it is very similar to the "god" who bought a bag full of food after hearing the wish of a boy who was about to starve to death.

Kunikida was stunned: "Speaking of which, she was very quick to help Aton pay for the meal afterwards, 'Because Atsu asked me for help before that, so let me pay for it.'... She is Said so."

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Oh! You are very similar to Kunikida! I don't usually see that you have this ability!"

Kunikida: "...Tai Zai!"

Tanizaki Junichiro said: "If you say that, do you want to ask this lady?"

"Then—" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice around, with an inexplicable smile on his face, "Just come with Atsushi and me to ask about it!"

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida: "...Are you going to make her cry for the third time, Dazai?"

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"Huh, huh..." She ran 200 meters in one breath at a sprint speed. Even if the weight of her body was reduced during the running, this distance was not a small consumption for Zha Wuzha Hatsusaki. She supported her knees to recover After taking a breath, "Unknowingly, I came to the detective agency again... Woo, I don't want to come here."

The system waved flowers to encourage her: "Don't be so afraid, you only offended Osamu Dazai with so many people in the detective agency!"

Hatsusaki: "...Offending him alone is more terrible than offending the entire detective agency!"

System: "Ahem, and, and didn't you say that Osamu Dazai was either missing work or on the way? You won't meet him here!"

Hatsusaki said confidently: "But he would drink coffee and tease the waiter at the coffee shop! ... And I'm guilty of guilt! ... Forget it, let's not mention this, how many gold coins are still short to buy that item?"

"If it is still the same as the wish rewards and the frequency of fulfilling the wish these days, you have to struggle for half a month to a month, right?" In terms of incidents, it is very simple to collect gold coins!"

Although buying this item of Shenming Huangba spit took all of Hatsusaki's deposits and the small treasury of the system, but the sum of the two of them was enough to pay a fraction of this item, and I was able to buy the item at one time, thanks to the wishes of the people present. Strong rewards rich.

Hatsusaki looked at the product introduction on the phosphor screen.

[Space-time starlight lamp: a certain ''treasure, which can store the starlight of the world line, smash it to fuse the world line inside and outside the box. ]

The price of this item is [-], and it is one of the few items in the mall that can match the beauty of the gods and gods——

At the same time, it is also a must-have item to save Oda Tsukuru and let the king of this world have a true friend.

If you don't buy this item, even if you successfully change the past, Oda Saku will only live in an unreachable parallel world.

Hatsusaki silently did addition and subtraction, looked at the calculated numbers and sighed: "Although it takes a month to make wishes to buy items...but it is enough to make wishes safely! Robbing a bank or something Let me go, if that kind of incident happens again, I will lose ten years of my life!"

Although I know intellectually that she has enough supernatural powers to protect herself, but emotionally... as long as I think of the dozens of black holes pointed at me, I will be awakened even in a dream.

Hatsusaki shrugged helplessly: "I'm just an ordinary little red flower in the garden of my motherland, saving the world and maintaining order can be left to Neon high school students!"

She clicked on the task section, and under the filter of the system's friendship screening, the wishes of killing people and seizing treasures and other crimes had disappeared in the section, and now the list was full of wishes that Hatsusaki's three views could accept and not be disgusted with.

——Although I said that, but...

"Has there been more and more weird wishes lately...?" Hatsusaki asked in confusion, "Want to see God, know where God's shrine is, want to warm the bed of God... What kind of strange things are these? What a strange wish! If you want to know where the shrine of the god is, you can go to the official to check it! And which god would need someone to warm her bed!?"

The system thought carefully: "Maybe the Central Plains also needs it?"

Hatsusaki: "...No, mom doesn't allow it!"

System: "Is there any use for you not to allow it, sister Chuya?"

Hatsusaki: "..." Recently, the system really likes to pierce her heart.

"I'll block these wishes for you too," the system said, "Anyway, the gold coins for these wishes are not enough to pay for running errands."

Although Hatsusaki would choose low-paying but very meaningful tasks before, such as the one that gave candy to the orphanage at the beginning, but now is a special period of earning money by doing tasks, and you can't choose whether to stick to it based on the value behind the wish.

"Thank you for everything!" Hatsusaki bit the rice ball, replaced the list with a range map wish query, and directly selected the nearest wish from the map to complete.

These days, in order to earn enough money to buy props, she is either fulfilling her wish or on the way to fulfill her wish. She struggled day and night and worked hard to make up the five-figure balance, but the six-figure needed to buy props is still within [-] meters. nowhere in sight.

"This is the price you have to pay for saving people." Hatsusaki sweetly annoyed, "No way! Go!"

She turned a street corner, her hair tied into a low ponytail swaying lightly.The teenager wearing a denim jacket on the street smiled and took the lollipop from the little girl.

He crossed his hips proudly, and his tone was full of pride: "Just use this as a reward for divination? ... It's not impossible! Because my uncle is in a good mood today! So what do you want to divination, little girl?"

The eight-year-old girl squeezed her fingers nervously, and her eyes were full of hope: "That, that, some bad guys tried to beat my father... At that time, a very beautiful sister saved my father! My father said that he was helped." I want to say thank you, but that sister biu disappeared in a flash..."

She was lost for a while, but soon cheered up again: "But recently, my father said that he knew who the sister who saved him that day was! She seemed to be a kind-hearted God! But, but my father refused to tell me the name of the god/ "Brother, what's the name of that god?"

"Oh?" The boy squinted his eyes and laughed, "Is it the bank robbery from before? The good god who saves ordinary people... Interesting, then I will help you with a divination!"

There was a light blue light on his body, and mysterious characters flashed across his pupils: "The name of that god is——"

"...Huangba vomit." The mysterious characters in his eyes quickly disappeared.

The young man curled his lips: "Little girl, Huangba Tu is obviously a male god, it's rude to call my sister!"

The little girl argued: "But that day my sister was wearing a skirt! Only girls can wear skirts!"

The boy tilted his head and thought for a while: "Is that so..."

"Maybe it's a brother god who likes to wear skirts, that Huang Ba spit."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-0623:17:54~2020-07-0723:09:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 3 red blood;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of tea tea; 5 bottles of mint-flavored summer; 1 bottle from tea to barrenness;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!