Even Dazai can't think of it

The key inserted in the lock was slightly twisted, and the brown-black door creaked inaudibly. The girl with brown hair was carrying a bag, and pushed the door open with a dazed expression, shaking like sleepwalking. Shaking walked in.

She carefully and neatly placed the bag on the living room table, and her whole body went limp as if she lost her strength. She rubbed her head and lay on the sofa for a long time before recovering, her brain that was down and blank slowly receiving the things in front of her eyes. information, the loading progress bar was full a little bit, and she finally made room to run the analysis program.

Then the brown-haired girl looked like someone who had been sleeping for several years and suddenly woke up. Her eyes widened and she sat up like a spring that had been pressed to the extreme and started to bounce back. The bag on the table—

"—Fuck, why did he give me cat food, why did he give me cat food!"

The system guessed in a simple and appalling way: "Because you like to eat?"

Hatsusaki: "... I don't look like I like to eat cat food!?"

The system gave an "oh" and suggested, "Then throw it away, you won't eat it anyway."

Hatsusaki was choked and held back for a long time before finding a reason: "That, that would be too wasteful to throw away!"

system:"……"

The system looked at Hatsusaki in a very complicated way, and he shook the fluorescent powder screen helplessly: "If you don't want to waste and eat, then there is only one way left."

"Huh?" After being startled for a while, Hatsusaki lay back down again, and when she heard the system's words, she just responded with no energy, "What can I do?"

The system replied calmly: "Please ask for a god statue, and it won't be a waste to worship the god."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "You'd better silence yourself."

The bag on the table reflected dazzling light under the sunlight. This bag seemed to be custom-made, and it was different from the one in the different world. From the appearance, it was almost impossible to tell that it contained cat food.

Hatsusaki didn't know what to do with this bag of cat snacks and dried fish, so she put it on the side cabinet without seeing or worrying, and estimated the time to start processing the dishes to be made today.

In the bedroom, Nakahara didn’t wake up at all. Hatsusaki made braised pork that took a while, watching the spices float in the deep red soup, and his thoughts were like the spices in the soup. Rolling over and over without listening to the same thing made her a little upset.

The system knew what was bothering her, but he didn't know what to do, so he could only bite the bullet and comfort her dryly: "Don't, don't take it to heart, since the world hasn't collapsed because of this, it means it's okay, don't worry about it." I'm worried."

Hatsusaki: "...I didn't think about that."

She lowered her head, stirred the contents of the pot with a shovel, and then covered the pot lid. The steam quickly stained the glass on the pot lid with water mist.

The familiar attitudes of the Hong Kong black cadres and leaders of the beast line to her turned around in her brain, and she was in a trance for a long time before she slowly said with the help of a marble slab: "Is there me in that world...? "

Hearing this, the system paused, glanced at the red taboo items in the internal data several times, and scratched its head and hesitated: "I, I don't know... Then what, the setting doesn't mean that there is something that can be seen A 'book' from another world? Doesn't that world also have you?"

Hatsusaki didn't say a word, she didn't agree with this explanation, but she didn't ask too much. After getting along for two years, she somehow knew that some things were red lines for the system, things that couldn't be said.

But she just couldn't help it... Forget it, it's useless to think about these messy things, anyway, the leader Zai—

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki's whole body seemed to be struck by lightning, she raised her head extremely stiffly, and her neck seemed to make a faint "creak creak" sound like it was in disrepair.

She opened her mouth, and forced a voice out of her throat: "Boss, can Chief Zai see things in other worlds?"

System: "...? That's right, didn't you say that yourself?"

Hatsusaki: "...I didn't remember!!"

Hatsusaki: "Grass!! How can he see it, no, what should I do if he saw it! He saw it, then he, he, he, he, he—"

The remaining few words were stuck in her throat like dry and thick pimples, holding her back for a long time, until her eyes turned black and white due to the lack of oxygen in the brain, and she burst into tears. After taking a few breaths and coughing for a long time, he murmured incredulously: "He knows that I miss that...fuck him?"

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Hatsusaki had a faint hope: "Can the blocking system block books?"

system:"……"

System: "Then what, why don't we go buy the cemetery in the afternoon?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsaki: "I've been committing crimes against Osamu Dazai all my life, right!? Damn why!?"

Although Butanzai had already experienced the same Shura field once, but when Butanzai didn't show anything, she could somehow comfort herself. Maybe Butanzai only knew that she had something wrong with him. She really wanted to but didn't know that she wanted to fuck and cry him——

But if you think about it with your toes, you know that the leader Zai definitely knows that she wants to fuck him, okay? ?

She pulled the edge of the stove and slid down, and her whole body stuck to it and cried: "It must be written in my calendar this year that it is not appropriate to see Osamu Dazai. I will shave my ordained monk and become a nun on the mountain now!"

System: "...But, but the shrine on the mountain is dedicated to you."

Hatsusaki: "..." She cried out in despair.

There seemed to be a rustling sound in the living room, and Hatsusaki, who was immersed in sadness, didn't pay attention, and it took a long time before she stood up weakly with her hands and feet.

The slightly surprised voice of the orange-haired youth came from the side: "Huh? You are here."

Hatsusaki replied weakly, opened the lid of the pot and turned over the meat so as not to burn the pot. Seeing that there was not much soup left in the pot, she turned down the heat a little.She didn't stop, and asked casually, "I'm having braised pork today, do you want to cook another dish? How about scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

"I'll cut the tomatoes later." Zhongya Zhongya, who was in the living room, bit something with a rustling sound. Zhongya was so tired last night that he went to sleep without eating anything. It's normal to have something to fill your stomach——

Wait, why does this sound of eating sound familiar?

Hatsusaki's movement of holding things suddenly stopped, she turned her head little by little, and stared at Nakahara Chuya who was eating happily with a wooden face.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also took out a small dried fish from the bag and put it in his mouth, nodding while eating, "What's wrong?"

"..." Hatsaki shook her head very slowly, she looked at Chuya who was biting the dried fish with a crisp sound, and couldn't help asking, "Is it delicious?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also bit off the fish head: "Well, it tastes good, where did you buy it? Let's stock up some more next time."

Hatsusaki: "..."

She opened her mouth, not knowing how to tell Zhongyuan Zhongya that it was cat food—she didn't expect Zhongye to have a cabinet full of snacks, but he fell in love with the ugly little dried fish! ?

But in the end Hatsusaki decided to make Chuya think that what he ate was ordinary dried fish, and it was too sad to face the bleak truth, so she replied vaguely: "...a gift from a friend, as long as it is delicious. "

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused for a moment when he took the dried fish. He glanced into the bag and felt that something was wrong, but in the end he didn't think about it, and ate a few more before clapping his hands and coming to the kitchen to help.

But Hatsusaki still remembers the leader Zai's sentence "the middle is over there". She didn't feel particularly frightened when the two hit each other, probably because everything the script team did seemed reasonable, but it was different when the two middles collided together. up!

Although she liked the relaxed look after the war, it didn't seem like she had encountered an accident in the middle...she decided to try it out.

Hatsusaki took a piece of meat and put it into the bowl, and asked casually, "What happened to the fog yesterday?"

"Ah, some outsiders came to Yokohama to make trouble—" Nakahara Nakaya suddenly remembered something, he subconsciously grabbed Hatsusaki's wrist, and checked one side carefully up and down, "...The enemy's ability was very special yesterday, Have you been hurt by your own abilities?"

Hatsusaki was stunned for a moment: "No... I know my physical skills are bad, but Chuya, don't doubt me so much!"

"I'm just worried," Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed, and withdrew his hand holding the opponent's wrist: "It's fine, that person has been dealt with, so don't worry about it in the future."

"Yeah, umm," Hatsusaki responded, and carefully considered her words before asking, "Did you encounter any strange things in the middle of yesterday?"

If there are too many strange things to say, what happened last night seemed very strange, but there is no need to tell my sister carefully about these calculations. The strangest thing is that yesterday he seemed to feel When it comes to the existence of Araba except him and Hatsusaki... Maybe it's because of the fog, Nakahara doesn't care too much either.

Hatsaki nodded and breathed a sigh of relief: "Looking at it this way, the two of them didn't meet each other. The leader Zai said he came to find the cat, and the middle of the beast line probably also helped the leader find the cat? If you look at it this way, they The two may not meet in the future, Yokohama is not a small city."

system:"……"

System: "...the flag of life." That's how it was casually set, Saki Saki!

After eating and tidying up, Zhongyuan Zhong planned to go out to work. Although it would be fine to rest for another afternoon, there have been a lot of port mafia affairs recently, so it is really not a good time to be lazy. Even the kimono he customized for Hatsusaki recently No time to pick it up.

Fortunately, there is still some time before the Rage God Festival. During this time, he can squeeze in more time to squeeze out the time to pick up the kimono.

Nakahara Chu also went out to work, but Hatsusaki didn't know what to do for a while, so he collapsed on the sofa and ate the dried fish for afternoon tea.

The system looked at her happily eating, with a complicated expression: "Aren't you bothered to struggle now?"

Hatsusaki: "Anyway, Chuya has eaten it! Everyone has eaten it, which means that everyone has not eaten it-and it is a waste to throw it away."

System: "...Actually, you really like the taste of this little dried fish, right?"

Hatsusaki denied without changing her face: "No, I just don't want to waste it."

There wasn't much in a bag of dried fish, and after being eaten by Zhong Yuanzhong, there was nothing left. She put the last piece of dried fish in her mouth, rubbed the bag and threw it into the trash can, lazily Lying loose on the sofa.

Then Hatsusaki, who was drowsy after eating and drinking, received a call from an unfamiliar number, and the voice on the other end woke her up instantly.

It is Chuya Nakahara of the beast line.

She didn't even bother to ask Beast where she got her contact information, so she tidied up in a hurry and ran straight to the appointment on the phone.

Nakaya, who was wearing a red shirt, was drinking coffee calmly. When he saw the tea-haired girl running towards him, he didn't swallow a sip of hot coffee and almost choked his intake. Dark red blood.

He watched the girl push open the store door, tidied up the messy table in a little haste, then sat down on the seat pretending to be serious, and skillfully beckoned the waiter to order the dessert and milk tea that Hatsusaki liked.

Hatsusaki ran in a bit of a hurry, and she calmed down after panting for a while. She covered her mouth and yawned, and the sleepiness in the afternoon slowly wrapped around her nerves: "Good afternoon... are you here to find your lost cat? You and Are the cats raised by Dazai in the same litter?" Why are they all running to the parallel world?

The cadre from the other world seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and he frowned indistinctly: "...that's what he told you?"

Hatsusaki nodded in confusion.

The corners of his lips moved, as if he said something uncomfortably, but he realized that something was wrong, then he restrained his expression, took out the small dried fish from his arms very seriously, and handed it over to it very habitually. Hatsusaki's mouth.

Hatsusaki said "..." while thinking that it's not too bad after eating it anyway, then she lowered her head and bit it obediently.

Maybe it's because she ate too much of the small dried fish slaughtered by the leader, and she smacked her mouth to taste something different... I can't tell what the difference is, but if you eat a little more, you can feel the difference between the two. The taste of dried fish is different.

Then Zhong Yuan in the parallel world showed a slight smile on his face, and rubbed her head naturally, but his movements stopped in the next second.

The opened glass door was pushed against by one foot of the orange-haired young man, and the outside wind blew gently, making the ends of his hair tremble slightly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at them blankly, a certain anger of being coveted for treasures was born from the bottom of his heart, but was suppressed by another strange emotion.

The guy on the opposite side who doesn't know where he came from, who may be disguised by a supernatural person, looks exactly like him, and the expression on the other side's face is also very familiar to Zhong Yuanzhong. It is when he is with his sister at any time. The expressions seen in various reflective corners——

But there has never been a time when Nakahara Zhong also felt that the emotions revealed by this expression were very... strange.

This recognition made Zhong Yuanzhong very nervous, but it was like some neglected beast was about to be released from the cage, and his brain was full of hot excitement.

He unconsciously touched the brim of his hat, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar emotions in the cobalt blue eyes of the man a few meters away, Zhong Yuanzhong also asked himself almost instinctively, unable to restrain himself.

——Chuya Nakahara, is that... the look you should have when looking at your family?