Even Dazai can't think of it

Hatsusaki half-opened her eyes, the surrounding sounds seemed to come from the shore across the lake, she seemed to be in another world, she could only stare blankly at the blue bow tie more than ten centimeters away from her.There are figures dancing around, a bit like a shadow puppetry under the light and shadow, the scenes are constantly flowing, she seems to be taken to other places, but her brain is completely unable to interpret what she sees.

She was groggy, as if she had lost her ability to think.

This state continued until a woman with a metal butterfly hairpin stood in front of her, and a sharp object in her hand flashed a cold light.

Hatsusaki: "...?!"

The edge of the chainsaw reflected the metal luster due to the spotlight, and the dim brain seemed to be split by the light, and the soul suspended in mid-air seemed to be pulled back to the body at once.

The young and capable short-haired woman took off her white coat casually, smiled and said: "Then, leave it to me—"

"...What?" Hatsusaki asked subconsciously as if she hadn't reacted, and then she and Yosano Akiko who was carrying the chainsaw looked at each other for two seconds, and their eyes turned from the flashing chainsaw to Yosano On her face, she turned back to the sharp chainsaw, her expression gradually frightened, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no need!"

Yosano Akiko examined it for a while, as if a little lost: "What, have you woken up...do you really need no more treatment?"

Hatsusaki instinctively grabbed the collar at hand, with tears in her eyes: "Thank you for bothering you, but I really don't need to—"

……Um?

...the collar at hand?

She raised her head slowly, and saw the black-haired young man who was just a few feet away. The fluffy hair of the other party was partly drooped because of the movement of his head, and there was a relaxed smile on his face.

Osamu Dazai greeted her very naturally as if he met her on the street: "Ah, good afternoon, are you awake?"

Hatsaki: "...woke up." Then she quietly loosened the collar she was pinching in her hands, and then stretched out her hands to straighten the wrinkled collar, pretending that nothing happened.

Osamu Dazai: "...Pfft." It's really rare to do such a thing when you are so dizzy. If you were awake, you would have jumped down in fright, let alone doing the action just now.

The black-haired young man put the girl on the bed in the medical room. The change of position seemed to be too much for the girl to handle. She was at a loss for a moment, staring at the ceiling blankly.

Pollution, props, disqualification in the human world, the "karma" of the entanglement of the three worlds, and the data program attached to the body, these things exploded together not long ago, and briefly formed a singularity enough to cover the three worlds.

As a part of the singularity, she managed to stay awake after experiencing this kind of outburst, which was the result of her years of training and constant practice of defilement.

The messy picture was disturbingly dangling in front of Hatsusaki, the relieved smile of the leader Zai and the last scene accompanied by the disappearance of the light lingered in her brain, and the dull brain struggled to analyze, but But nothing can be analyzed.

"Is there anything you want to ask?" The light and shadow around him shook slightly, Osamu Dazai obediently sat on the chair beside the bed, Hatsusaki stared blankly for a few seconds at his familiar movements, only to realize that her hands were not Know when to grab his sleeve.

The order to let go was slowly conveyed to the fingertips, and Hatsusaki asked in a daze: "...well, how is Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai pretended to be ignorant and asked back, "What happened?"

Hatsusaki: "They seem to have disappeared...?"

"Well, I'm leaving." Osamu Dazai held the girl's slipping hand, "Probably back to their world."

Hatsusaki was in a daze for a while, before she seemed to recover: "Really?"

--of course not.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, revealing a smile that could be considered a smile.

He spent so much effort in another world, it was impossible for him to come here specially to meet Hatsusaki.

Although the other party's unauthorized actions made people who shouldn't be awakened at this time see their own intentions, which made Dazai Osamu a little troubled, but what he gained from his other self was far more than what he lost.

Help two people from different worlds to open the "door" to another distant universe, and then let Chuya from another world lock the existence of "Hatsusaki", with the help of the singularity that covers the three worlds With enough power to destroy one world, he in another world wrote the ending of the story with [book] under the short-lived gap between worlds.

"Let's rest here for a while," Dazai Osamu showed a cute smile, "If you don't go home for so long, you will definitely be worried."

Hatsusaki replied in a daze, then closed her eyes and fell into a drowsy sleep.

She seemed to have slept for a long time, but she didn't seem to have slept for a while. When she opened her eyes again, the light outside was still bright and dazzling, giving her the illusion that she just blinked her eyes.

The voice of the system came along with the muffled buzzing sound: "Are you okay Saki?"

Hatsusaki took a few deep breaths, and the fresh air she took in made her clear up quickly: "I'm fine...but your voice seems a bit awkward, are you okay?"

System: "It's okay."

The system paused, and said hesitantly, "It's just... I can't seem to get in touch with the main system."

"?? Is there a bug in the program?" Hatsusaki thought about it again, "Is it because of the resonance and explosion of Greed Island?"

System: "The communication channel with the main system is reinforced by three layers, that level of strength is not enough to damage the channel... Saki, please rest first, I will check the program again."

Hatsusaki: "Okay."

She struggled to prop up her body, and the white-haired boy next to her noticed the abnormal movement, and came to help her in a panic: "You, you're awake! Are you okay?"

After taking a nap, more than half of his physical strength has recovered, and now he feels refreshed, Hatsusaki moved his sore joints: "It's all right, have I slept for a long time?"

"No, I only slept for about an hour," Atsushi Nakajima replied honestly, "But you looked very tired before, don't you want to take a rest?"

Hatsusaki: "It's all right! ... Hey, Ranpo is here too."

"I just stopped by to take a look," the lord detective glanced at her with his chest in his arms, then shook his head, "It's still as simple as it used to be, you."

Hatsusaki: "...huh?"

Edogawa Luanbu said: "Sure enough, I used some kind of supernatural ability, when I solved the case before."

Hatsusaki thought for a while following the keyword of solving the case, and recalled the fear of being overwhelmed by Edogawa Ranpo's IQ after changing to three criminal investigation abilities. She nodded with lingering fear: "Well, it's the ability."

"The reasoning of a good detective is infallible!" Edogawa Ranpo proudly puffed up his chest like a proud little fox, and then he looked sideways to the other side.

"—What do you think, Kunikida?"

It was only then that Hatsusaki noticed that there was still a person standing in the corner of the medical room. The blond young man with braids was holding the dark green notebook in his hand with a serious face. He seemed to disapprove: "Even if Mr. Ranpo Said, but the people on the side of the port mafia are still..."

Atsushi Nakajima pursed his lips, his soft white hair drooping down in a state of sluggishness.

Hatsusaki looked between them blankly, although she couldn't figure out the situation, she felt that she had to emphasize one thing first: "Well, I'm not from the port mafia."

Kunikida Doppo was surprised: "Hey?! But it says that your brother is Chuya Nakahara, that person is indeed one of the five major cadres of the port mafia, right?"

"Well, Chuya is indeed a cadre of the Port Mafia," Hatsusaki admitted frankly, "but just because he is a cadre does not mean that I have also joined the Port Mafia."

"Yes, that's true... um..." Kunikida scratched his head and wrote and drew in the notebook in distress. He didn't know what the calculation result was, and he closed the notebook suddenly, "——If this is the case, I have no objection."

Hatsusaki: "...huh?"

"Everyone wants to invite you to join the Armed Detective Agency."

A familiar voice came from the door, and Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "How about it, do you want to think about it?"

The second monk Hatsusaki was puzzled: "Why do you suddenly want to invite me?"

"It's not 'suddenly', in fact, the president had a similar idea four years ago, because Saki is a good boy who likes to help and maintain justice," but before they formally issued an invitation, the girl has completely quit Yokohama disappeared.Osamu Dazai said, "Everyone in the detective agency is looking forward to it."

Atsushi Nakajima, one of the "Everyone in the Detective Agency", smiled embarrassedly: "Because of various things, it was too late to formally tell Ms. Saki about this... That, that! I am also looking forward to it! "

Hatsusaki's eyes scanned the faces of the people in the room, a little hesitant, but even if the fact that Chuya Nakahara's port mafia and the Armed Detective Agency were deadly rivals, Hatsusaki himself was very concerned about joining the Armed Detective Agency. Things weren't too interesting either.

Atsushi Nakajima, who is very sensitive to other people's emotional changes, noticed the girl's hesitation, and he was a little flustered: "That, that, does this really bother Ms. Saki?!"

"...No, no." Hatsusaki nodded in distress, "But I really don't want to join the Armed Detective Agency, sorry."

Atsushi Nakajima was a little disappointed, the spiritual black belt dangled softly from his waist: "Yes, that's right. Well, I'm sorry, this question may be a bit impolite, but why...?"

In fact, Hatsusaki also couldn’t answer. She didn’t join the port mafia because she didn’t agree with the three views. Of course, it’s impossible not to join the armed detective agency because the three views didn’t agree... If I had to say it, there was only one reason.

Is such that.

Although judging from the original manga, the work of the armed detective agency seems to be an unusual job to save Yokohama and save the world, but in fact, for the citizens of Yokohama in this world, the detective agency is for ordinary people living here. It's also just a normal job with slightly higher entry requirements - maybe a little more "unsafe" than other jobs.

——So the only reason is that she doesn't want to start a business here. As the saying goes, start a business before starting a family. If she finds a formal and stable job in Fumino's Yokohama...it's like she completely found a new home in this place.

But this reason must not be stated directly, and no one knows that she is from another world. No matter who tells this reason, it will not be understood.She frowned in distress, thinking about what reason she should find to perfunctory.

Osamu Dazai walked to the bed, leaned on the cabinet and said to Hatsusaki: "If you are worried about the workload, I can guarantee that the work of the detective agency is definitely much simpler and easier than the 'work' you usually complete."

After all, even a detective agency that frequently cooperates with the military does not deal with small criminal organizations every day, and Hatsusaki meets and greets those guys almost every day. One of the reasons for not being suspicious.

Even the port mafia at that time couldn't grasp the movements of each criminal organization, let alone find out and solve them one by one.

And for Hatsusaki, if he joins the detective agency, he could only get the task of "faith", but now he can get an extra reward from the detective agency, no matter how he thinks about it, it is not a loss.

"Well, because..." Hatsusaki glanced at Osamu Dazai, she had a flash of inspiration, and she said very seriously, "If I am alone, I only need to complete the task without writing a report!"

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked: "Huh? Just because of this!?"

Osamu Dazai: "...!"

Osamu Dazai held her hand, with a happy heart in his eyes: "Do you still need an assistant?! The kind with a lot of experience! No matter what I will do—"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...not missing."