Even Dazai can't think of it

——"Too bullying!"

Hatsusaki angrily pressed the computer keyboard in front of her, "Why are you always targeting me! Spicy chicken Orleans chicken wings! Spicy chicken rice balls! Spicy chicken rice balls with a 10 yen discount!!"

"But Saki,"

While the system was struggling to monitor Yokohama, hundreds of kilometers away, he took the time to chat, "No matter how discounted the onigiri in the convenience store is, it won't sell for 10 yen."

Hatsaki's ruthless overlord said: "Then open a convenience store, and every night onigiri will be discounted for a limited time, 10 yen each, and everyone will spoil the onigiri."

System: "? But what did Fantuan do wrong again!"

Hatsusaki: "Who made his body target me! It's been four years! I disappeared for four full years, and he's still tricking me for these four years!"

You have to change the person to squeeze the wool! ?How can you only catch a sheep! !

System: "Looking at it from another angle, it proves that you are very good, Saki! You can't even burp!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...Why do I feel that your words don't sound right?"

These "myths" that are now being circulated outside of Japan are obviously urban legends that were circulated in Yokohama a few years ago, and they pointed the finger at the supernatural beings.

Even if you don’t mention the various organizations that come to make trouble one after another, so many people with supernatural powers stay in Yokohama, and there will inevitably be conflicts with the indigenous forces. The port mafia is a combination that pays attention to face. Once provoked, it will never be taken lightly— —

The current Yokohama is like a doll placed in a barrel full of dry gunpowder. It only needs a little spark, and it will explode with a bang. This kind of damage is no less than that caused by the Dragon Head War eight years ago. Loss.

System: "It's very easy to solve this matter. Mental hints, fixed-point transfers, and at most two hours can throw everyone out of Yokohama, but..."

——But no matter which method is used, Hatsusaki must return to Yokohama first.

"Yes, it's not difficult to solve."

Hatsusaki clicked the mouse angrily, and said ferociously as if a voice was squeezed through the teeth, "But I just ran out because I didn't want to stay in Yokohama!"

Speaking of which, the faces of Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya, and Fyodor who had been circling in her mind gradually overlapped and changed constantly, disturbing people's mind.

Wordless grievances welled up in her heart, Hatsusaki slowed down her mouse clicks, she stared blankly at the information window on the screen, her eyes were empty, as if she was talking to herself, or grasping some straw Randomly guessing: "Tong, do you think Osamu Dazai confessed to me in order to let me find out about this matter and take the initiative to solve Fyodor?"

System: "...you might as well guess that he is cooperating with Fantuan in order to get you."

Hatsusaki: "But in this way, he will collapse!"

The system snorted coldly: "It's as if you didn't collapse."

"...Takako," Hatsusaki sighed sadly, she stared at the window on the computer screen, and changed the subject as if talking to herself, "I don't want to go back to Yokohama—!!"

Then she lamented that she hacked the computer of the House of Dead Rats with a special intelligence processor produced by the mall, and followed the traces left when the House of Dead Rats visited other websites, hacking several hosts in a row.

Hatsusaki: "Huh? Recharge 198 and get a month of smart AI tracking function?...Buy buy buy, spicy chicken rice balls, don't even think about using it for the next month!"

Hatsusaki doesn't know where Fyodor's pain point is, but for someone who needs a lot of information, being disconnected from the Internet is definitely not a good thing, not to mention that even if you book a ticket to other places, you need to connect to the Internet.

Taking revenge on Fyodor naively, Hatsusaki sighed and closed the other windows, leaving only the most critical information windows.

Hatsusaki: "After I disappeared four years ago, the number of discussions on the Internet about the guardian deity of Yokohama plummeted...but it soon spread again."

System: "Shortly thereafter, the Aragami Shrine was built in Yokohama, and its influence gradually radiated outward. Up to this point, there is no obvious abnormality."

System: "...But, on the second day after you came back, the rumor that 'the wild god favors people of different nature' quickly spread throughout Japan. Since that day, people with supernatural powers from other places have slowly sneaked into Yokohama. "

Hatsusaki: "...It actually started so early?!"

This realization is like adding fuel to the fire.

In the mimic incident four years ago, Hatsusaki was also ignorant and confused until the end and hurriedly took over to solve it—if she hadn’t been too flustered, she would never have been separated from the system, and was let down by that fanatical believer Catch the moment when the load is over-loaded and the program freezes and pierces the heart.

……no.

Don't panic anymore!

Hatsusaki took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down: "It's impossible for something like 'Rage God favors people with different abilities' to attract so many people, so Fyodor must have borrowed something that will make every supernatural person In the name of something that is exciting, this group of supernatural beings was led to Yokohama, just like the 5000 billion inheritance."

System: "And this thing is not made out of nothing, otherwise this group of people would not come here just because of a name—that is to say, Fyodor has evidence and is convinced that you can do it."

Hatsusaki felt strange: "I don't want to say whether I can do it or not, there is indeed nothing I can't do with the mall, but where did he get the evidence——"

……and many more.

Hatsusaki's thoughts almost froze, and she was so shocked that she was almost speechless: "... Grass, it's really possible."

Just like Osamu Dazai would deliberately design a dangerous situation to ask for help, and then let her unconsciously solve some troublesome things for Hong Kong gangsters, Fyodor is also fully capable of testing whether she can do it by forging wishes without arousing suspicion to something.

She had to fulfill so many wishes every day, and at that time most of her attention was focused on Osamu Dazai, so how could she have the energy to check whether other wishes were wrong?

The gun is easy to hide, and the dark arrow is hard to prevent.

Although it is also possible to call up the system log to re-examine it now, the scope is too wide. Even if we start to investigate with all our strength now, it is difficult to confirm what Fyodor tested in the past.

Anyway, the only thing that can be confirmed is that Hatsusaki was absolutely screwed.

Hatsusaki stared at the screen.

Hatsusaki stared fixedly at the screen.

It's like trying to stare out a hole in the screen.

Then Hatsusaki calmly spent four figures to buy a bottle of Fengyoujing-flavored bad luck potion, which is enough to make people unlucky for a month.

She opened the potion, and the pungent smell hit her forehead, making people roll their eyes. She held her nose for a while before recovering.Hatsusaki nodded in satisfaction, then turned her head and mercilessly sent the potion directly into the stomach of the black rice ball.

system:"……"

The system watched her neat movements and fell into a long silence.

...If Hatsusaki could have delivered the spring medicine into Dazai Osamu's stomach so neatly a few years ago, how could things have become so troublesome? !

The system can happily finish the task and report back to the headquarters, and Hatsusaki can also fulfill her wish and return to the original world contentedly!

They don't have to fall into this "my brother and my friend confessed to me at the same time" crematorium exclusive to the adolescent girl Marie Sushuo, who is robbed and robbed by gangsters!

Of course the system just thinks about it.

After all, Hatsusaki is physically weak. With Hsaki's physical strength back then, even if she dared to do it, even if all the props produced in the mall are easy to use and stimulate, her physical strength can support her to do it by herself for 5 minutes at most.

...and then I don't know who is crying next.

Hatsusaki turned off the computer sullenly and sighed sadly: "If only you could go back in time and space, you might as well go back to the time before you left Yokohama, first hint at these people with the spirit of props, and drive them away, so now It’s easier to have fun.”

System: "If you can turn back time and space, then simply go back to the time before their confession... Or just go back to this point in time, sneak away when you come back and don't see anyone."

"...But it's impossible for them to like me because I'm back, right?"

Hatsusaki raised the corners of her mouth as if laughing, but soon collapsed powerlessly: "...what is it that they like? Is it because I disappeared for four years, and then their memories about me were The brain is constantly beautifying, so there is an illusion?"

Without waiting for the system to answer, Hatsusaki said to herself: "Forget it, I don't know when those two people fell in love with her. I can't go back to the dragon head war again. I don't want to be idle."

The air fell silent because of this topic, and then the system suddenly noticed something was wrong: "Wait, wait, there is a small-scale scuffle in Yokohama!...Eh, it seems to be just an ordinary hate dispute...?"

The red dots on the map began to move slowly, Hatsusaki couldn't help to analyze, so she could only stare at the map in a daze, and then she saw a small group of red dots bouncing out of the Yokohama map.

Hatsusaki; "..."

Hatsusaki: "...??? How did they leave??"

Fyodor's new conspiracy?Sprinkled an infectious virus in Yokohama and wanted these supernatural beings to carry it and spread it? ? ?

"Don't worry, I'll check—"

The system was distracted to investigate the small group of red dots, and then his expression froze, and he repeated in disbelief: "...these people just suddenly remembered that they still had something to do, so they left."

Hatsusaki: "...?"

System: "And it's not just them... Since I first scanned Yokohama, more than [-] people have left Yokohama."

Hatsusaki: "...???"

Hatsusaki: "No, why did they leave suddenly?? We haven't done anything yet??"

System: "You did, you poured a whole bottle of bad luck potion into Fyodor's stomach."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki stared blankly at the map, muttering to herself: "But Fyodor is a European, his face is too dark...?"

System: "...The wicked have their own grind?"

"Hmm..." Hatsaki nodded seriously, and then suddenly realized that she couldn't believe it, "?? What do you mean by a wicked person, you think I'm a wicked person—?!"

System: "!! I'll just say it casually!!"

Then the system stepped up to change the topic: "It's a bit wrong, Saki, one-third of the people left before the bad luck potion, so they shouldn't have the idea of ​​leaving because Fyodor suddenly started to have bad luck."

…This amount, unless they lose interest in getting what Fyodor said, but no matter how you think about it, it is impossible for Fyodor to make such a low-level mistake.

Hatsusaki: "...tsk."

Hatsusaki: "Tan Tan, help me paste the surveillance, we'll go back as soon as possible."

She changed the long-distance teleportation ability while thinking about countermeasures. Of course, she could use the three detection abilities to investigate this matter as before.

But Edogawa Ranpo has never met her a few times and can deduce that she is using supernatural reasoning instead of relying on IQ. Then Fyodor can do the same thing nine times out of ten, maybe he can Misleading Hatsusaki just like misleading Ranpo in the original book.

...so I need to change my style this time.

Then Hatsusaki simply picked a few people who seemed difficult to deal with.

The system trembled: "You, do you really want to choose them?" Calm down, Saki! !You look at their height! !Look at their muscles! !The weight of one person is more than three of you combined! !

Hatsusaki held back, and it was rare that she didn't hesitate: "But I would never choose this kind of person to investigate intelligence before! Since I want to pursue excitement, of course I have to follow through to the end!"

The system froze for a moment, and tentatively said, "You, you are so flirtatious?"

Hatsusaki: "...don't answer this sentence."

In short, Hatsusaki stood outside the door and took a deep breath for half an hour, and then kicked open the closed door in front of her as if she was dead, without even seeing the faces of the people inside, she directly opened the filth and crushed the audience.

There was a mess, thick dust was wandering in the airtight room, Hatsusaki coughed several times due to choking, and said uncomfortably: "Why is this place as if no one has ever lived in it, so much dust...cough cough cough cough cough -"

Amidst the smog, a handkerchief was gently handed to her, and Hatsusaki took it subconsciously: "Ahem, thank you—"

Hatsusaki: "...Thank you."

The orange-haired young man in front of him didn't let go of the handkerchief, and was pulled by Hatsusaki's strength, holding the handkerchief and gently wiping the stains on the girl's face.

Hatsusaki's mind went blank, she was so flustered that she didn't know whether to explain, or to shut up and run away without saying anything, then Nakahara Nakaya suddenly let go of the handkerchief, and the handkerchief slid down from Hatsusaki's body softly.

It was like some kind of early warning, but the CPU-loaded brain didn't support Hatsusaki's decision-making at all. The girl's whole body tensed up, like a rabbit that was about to turn around and jump away in the next second.

Then the rabbit's ears were pressed and stroked gently, Zhongyuan Zhong also patted the girl's head comfortingly, thousands of words swirled around his mouth, and he swallowed them all again.

He looked at the girl's wet gray pupils, and the tip of his heart seemed to be swept lightly with a feather, which made people forget their souls.

Zhong Yuanzhong also closed his eyes and exhaled slowly, and said as if holding back something: "I don't mean to force you."

"...so don't go that far away."

It was as if a brazier had been placed in the air again as a prank, and it was so hot that it made one's heart shrink, Hatsusaki's voice was so soft that it sounded like he was talking to himself with a guilty conscience: "I, I just went out to see the child..."

——nmd!Anyone who chooses at will can bump into the Central Plains Chuya!Is her luck so bad? !Is it so wrong? !

...Wait, that bad luck potion doesn't take effect just by smelling it? !

Hatsusaki's eyes drifted around uncontrollably, and the pressure to look at Nakahara Nakaya was too great, this person's clear cobalt blue eyes alone were enough to make people let go of their defenses and retreat steadily——

Hatsusaki was completely stunned when her eyes swept to a certain place.

In the dark room, the person wearing the sofa windbreaker didn't seem to see Nakahara, and greeted Hatsusaki with a smile: "Ah, we meet again—the dust on your face can't be wiped off with an ordinary handkerchief."

The kite-eyed youth took a wet tissue and wiped all the places the orange-haired cadre touched just now, as if inadvertently.

Hatsusaki, weak and pitiful and helpless.

It's not over yet, Osamu Dazai turned his head again, and shook the wet tissue at Nakahara Naka.Central Plains also responded with a sinister smile.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...I know!"

It's all the onigiri's fault!