Even Dazai can't think of it

Why would you want to save the world?

Isn't this question easy to answer!

You look at the leader Zai, you look at the Oda Tonosuke, you look at the Dundun and Kakashi.

The knives in the main world are wholesaled by the catty, and the knives of the beast line are free of charge, okay? !

Especially the leader, Jae, took a leap of faith from the bottom of his heart for the only remaining world where friends can write novels——

Who wouldn't want to salvage the beast line? !

May I ask, who can resist the paw that stuffed sugar into the mouth of the leader Zai? !

The black cat's eyes were filled with tears: "When I was thinking this way, I didn't know that someone would really pull me and say you come with me and I want to fulfill your wish!!"

The system is full of despair, he is just a novice system that just left the factory, he shouldn't, at least he shouldn't start saving the world right now—!

The system gave himself a CPR with difficulty, and then he said firmly: "It's okay, we got stuck in a bug, and the next few wishes of yours will come true."

He didn't believe that Hatsusaki's last few wishes were also to save the world! !

The second: "Fuck cry Osamu Dazai!"

The third one: "Slept in Chuya, Central Plains!!"

Fourth: "Ye Xiu is asleep!"

Fifth: "Sleep on the killing pill!"

system:"……"

The system raised its head, glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was sitting at the desk, who looked as cold as a devil, and Nakahara Chuya, who had "I'm not easy to mess with" written all over his face, and finally called out the information card and looked at the photo Looking at the big white-haired dog on the bed, he fell into deep thought.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Then what?"

Hatsusaki: "Why don't we try to save the world again?"

***

The young, helpless and pitiful black cat was taken home by Zhongya Nakahara——

Although he did still have doubts about the origin of the black cat, the intelligence department of the port mafia just worked overtime to investigate the origin of the black cat and confirmed that it was not a spy.

Coupled with the undeniable resonance between the filth, it proves that this black cat is indeed his companion who is also Huangbatu.

... This cat can roll over with its left foot and right foot when it walks, and the only way to starve to death is to throw it outside.And raising a cat is not a difficult task, why bother to let his companion who is also Huangba vomit starve to death in the joint.

Zhong Yuanzhong also bought cat food, cat litter, and cat climbing frames strictly according to the pet store's instructions. He bought several cat litters, big and small, and put them all at home. It's for cats.

"...Anyway, it's almost the same," Zhong Yuanzhong also inspected around, he shook the window to confirm what, then put the cat on the cat climbing frame, and returned to the room exhausted physically and mentally.

***

At night, it's time for black cats to go out!

look!She is as fast as lightning!Slim as a stick!Ready to go by the window!

She jumped up!She did it!She could sneak out in a moment—

thump.

The black cat hit the glass.

The black cat hit the glass of the sealed window!

The system screamed: "Saki - Saki -!"

Saki cat: "Mi, miu... &#￥%￥#%"

He died before he got out of the apprenticeship.

To realize the wish, hit the wall first.

Hatsusaki stood up spinning on all fours, stumbled and fell into the cat's litter, lay there like a dead cat for a long time before recovering: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so bad, he actually sealed the window! He actually sealed the windows—!”

System: "Keeping cats should have closed the windows, we are too naive."

...if so, how are they going to sneak out and save the world?

Everyone fell into silence.

Saving the world is difficult, but not impossible.

But if you are always stuck in one place, even the system is helpless.

The original idea of ​​the system was to make Hatsusaki a "semi-system", and transfer programs such as the task partition lottery box to her, and then save money to go to the mall to choose suitable props that are enough to save the world.

...But the cat's body can't bear the burden of several programs, so it can barely carry the task division program, and the physical limitations also mean that Hatsusaki cannot choose tasks at will.

The system spent a long time calculating the private money, and finally found a suitable wish task in the task area, and then bought suitable props with the private money in heartache, and equipped them for Sakimao with sobs.

"You, you have to work hard to do the task, I heard that there is no hiccup—"

The system hiccupped.

**

The dark night is the nightmare of countless people, and peaceful sleep is the last wish of those who are trapped in the nightmare.

Sakimao walks in the dreamland, solemn and majestic like a child of God, every soft hair shows a dignified temperament.

Then in the next second, the black cat sprained and rolled down the dream ladder, falling flat on its back.

Saki Cat: "Mi, Mimimi&%￥#..."

Pain, pain pain pain—

The little black cat lay miserably on the stone for a while, then stood up unsteadily and looked up.

This is a dreamland mixed with different memories, all kinds of memories border each other, forming the master's nightmare.

Hatsusaki laboriously set up the nightmare elimination mode of the props with the pad claws, and then patrolled the dreamland with the dream stone props like collars.

She rolled in the huge sinkhole, played hide-and-seek with the children in the chaotic streets, jumped off the collapsed rocks by the sea, and then returned to the original place, patted the dream stone and left contentedly.

**

——It is rare for Zhongyuan Zhong to have a good dream in exhaustion.

When I woke up, I couldn't remember exactly what I dreamed about.

I just have some vague impressions.

When he looked at the world for the first time.

When he was dazed and distressed by the death of his companion.

When he was stabbed in the back by a sheep, he was poisoned and hid in the stones of the ruins.

A small black hair ball jumped from the tip of his heart, perhaps because the yellowish color of the sun shining on the hair ball was too warm, the black hair ball seemed to glow in the setting sun.

This is obviously his dream, but he can only float in the air like a bystander, watching the hairball patrolling everywhere, from the beginning of being full of energy to the last paw being unable to move out.

The black cat finally tremblingly returned to the original place, and Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to feel it. He stretched out his hand towards the black cat as if to keep it, but the cat jumped out of his dream mercilessly.

……

…………

Perhaps it was an illusion, the moment the black cat jumped out of the dream, Zhongyuan also seemed to see a phantom of a girl.

The brown-haired girl looked back at him, her pupils, which were exactly the same as those of the black cat, were full of joy and gleam.

Zhong Yuanzhong also woke up from the dream, the hair ball around his neck was warm, making people feel drowsy.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said softly as if he was still in a dream, his tone was full of regret or loss.

"...Why a cat?"

***

Although the task of appeasing the nightmare is simple, the reward is really too low——!

Mao Mao looked at the balance of gold coins and shed tears of poor cats.

Life is not easy, Mao Mao works hard.

Saki cat stretched out its trembling paws, and began to paw at the next dream.

Dreamland is a dark abyss.

Sakimao stepped into the air, and was so terrified that she couldn't even scream and fell straight down.

"—!!!!"

The cold temperature caught her, the black cat shivered subconsciously, and then was hugged into a warm embrace.

Saki Cat: "...Mi?"

This cat sues you for being a hooligan! !

***

Osamu Dazai dreamed of darkness, endless darkness without brilliance.

It was the darkness that had haunted him every time he fell asleep for the past few years.

Osamu Dazai was even used to this lonely silence in the dark.

--one day.

A black ball of fur fell from the sky, and the light source from nowhere even allowed him to clearly see the soft fur on the cat ball.

Osamu Dazai realized that it was the cat that was shining.

Then the glowing ball of hair hit his face with a "poof".