Just don't get divorced [Interstellar]

Until sitting in the chair in the marriage registration hall, Yan Shuqing was still in a daze.

He thought that Jin Heng's so-called "marriage" must at least have a process. Who would have thought that this guy said that the wind is rain, and he was still downstairs in the military headquarters one second, wishing he could tear Wang Chongshan into pieces, and the next second he would be with a The guy who had been his rival in love for five or six years sat at the marriage registry and registered for marriage.

This is just a little too crazy...

He glanced at Jin Heng, who was looking at "Ten Tips for Spouse Registration and Marriage" with a blank expression on his face, and felt a pain in his ass for no reason. He quietly rubbed his sweaty palms on his trousers, and asked tentatively, "Well... it's working time now, isn't it good for us to skip work in such a fair way, or... let's talk about it another day?"

Jin Heng flicked his fingers while turning the page, and without raising his head, he gave him a sideways glance, and said displeasedly, "Why, you still want to regret the marriage after it's all here?"

Yan Shuqing showed a dumbfounding expression. Since he said he didn't regret it just now, how could he regret the marriage? It's just...

"Don't you think we're going a little too fast?"

Propose marriage on the first day, meet the parents on the second day, and come directly to register for marriage on the third day. Even if you take a light-speed spaceship, you can’t go this fast!

Jin Heng finally raised his head when he heard this, "You don't like fast things?"

Yan Shuqing always felt that the question was weird, but she nodded, "It's too fast, I can't get used to it, shall we take it slowly?"

Even ordinary couples don't have this speed, not to mention their weird relationship, and with Jin Heng's level and background, it's too hasty for anyone to register without notifying anyone.

Unexpectedly, Jin Heng had a strange look on his face after hearing this, and stared at Yan Shuqing for a long time before saying seriously, "Okay, I get it, I will slow down on the bed from now on."

He obviously hasn't done anything yet, but his fiancée thinks he's too fast, he feels a little wronged, and he must use actions to prove that he is not only durable but also thick and long.

Yan Shu was stunned for a moment before he realized what he meant, and was choked up hard, his whole face flushed, "Who told you this is coming soon, what kind of mess is in your head? thing!"

Jin Heng put down the book in his hand, and said with a candid face as if discussing profound cosmic issues, "What's so messed up, what's wrong with newlyweds exchanging knowledge about physiology and hygiene with each other? Besides, the person who brought up the topic of whether it's fast or not is obviously you, you If you dislike me for being fast, I say slow down, and you are not happy, so do you like fast or slow?"

His voice was deep and mellow, like a resonant double bass, but now in the registration hall where there were hardly any people, saying such shameful things with such a voice made Yan Shuqing feel bad instantly.

He must be out of his mind to expect to reason with Jin Heng, this guy is obviously deliberately pretending to be stupid to avoid his question!

Yan Shuqing stared at him from embarrassment, refused to talk to this guy full of heresy, and pulled a magazine to cover his face, simply out of sight and out of mind.

Jin Heng stared at his pair of red ears showing the magazine, and then raised his eyebrows in satisfaction.

There were people coming and going in the hall, and every couple was very affectionate. Only Jin Heng and Yan Shuqing, who were sitting in the corner, exuded a weird aura. They came to register, but they didn't communicate with each other. One of them lowered his head to read the book, as if he was going to study the marriage instructions, and the other kept his eyes closed and rested, not knowing whether he was really sleeping or pretending to be sleeping. When the staff came to notify them, he almost thought they were here for divorce. .

"Two gentlemen, we only accept registration business here, if you have other needs, please go to the next door..."

"We're here to get married."

The two people who hadn't communicated with each other suddenly spoke in unison at this moment, then glanced at each other, and said in an extremely tacit understanding, "Where is the registration office?"

Although the tone of the two people is that one can't wait, and the other is that they died early and gave birth early, but the staff still looked dumbfounded, and it took a long time to close their mouths, "Then, those two, please come with me."

Walking side by side in the corridor, the atmosphere of the two people was still silent, but when the door of the registration office was pushed open, the two people stopped in their tracks.

It is not so much an office in front of you as a small auditorium. On the high dome is a vast universe of holographic projections. Countless stars are scattered in it. From a distance, it looks like a bright galaxy. Under the starlight, The two blue swords, which symbolize the sword-holder and the obedient, are erected in the middle of the auditorium, which means that the universe is immortal and marriage is eternal.

When the melodious wedding march sounded in his ears, Yan Shuqing came back to his senses. At this moment, he realized very clearly that he was really going to marry a sword-wielding man.

At a very young age, he already realized that he was different from other children. Even though his adoptive father adopted him at that time, he was still an orphan with no relatives. Therefore, since he was sensible, he has been looking forward to having a complete family, marrying A gentle obedient, begets a lovely child.

But now he walked into the marriage registration office with a "similar kind" by accident, and then he was about to make a promise to be with him for a lifetime. I have to say that fate is sometimes so absurd that people can't laugh or cry.

Just when he was in a daze, a hand suddenly grabbed him

A familiar temperature came from the palm, which belonged to Jin Heng's body temperature, but the palm, which was always dry and hot, was sweating profusely at this moment.

Yan Shuqing raised his head subconsciously, but Jin Heng looked straight ahead. Seeing him pretending to be calm, Yan Shuqing's confused head calmed down just now, and somehow he wanted to laugh.

Poke his sweaty palm with his fingers, and he whispered in a low voice, "Hey, are you nervous?"

Jin Heng glanced at him, grabbed his troubled fingers, and snorted coldly, "You think I'm as worthless as you? Shut up and stop talking so much nonsense."

Tsk, since you are so promising, don't sweat your palms if you are capable.

Yan Shuqing didn't have the nerve to expose him, but just laughed "tsk tsk" twice without saying a word, and then laughed very unkindly at Jin Heng's increasingly stiff and red ears.

At this time, the two had already walked to the middle of the auditorium. Under the witness' witness, the two signed each document one by one according to the procedure. When they finally confirmed the fingerprints, the witness turned to ask Jin Heng next to him with a smile, "Swordbearer, have you considered how to marry your obedient spouse, so that you will always be the same to him no matter in good times or in bad times?"

Jin Heng raised his eyebrows and didn't speak. The witness thought he didn't hear clearly and repeated it again. Jin Heng showed a bewildered expression, "Is it necessary to say such a thing on purpose? Just press your fingerprint."

Isn't it the most basic requirement for a husband to be devoted to his wife?It was a waste of his time to say such nonsense, and now his mind was full of making Yan Shuqing his own, and he didn't even want to wait a second longer.

The witness had never met such a "direct" newcomer. He rubbed his nose embarrassingly, then turned around and asked Yan Shuqing the same question. Yan Shuqing nodded dumbfounded, "I can no longer think clearly."

After hearing this, Jin Heng coughed, and an unnatural blush flashed across his face. Their fingers overlapped, and they pressed their own fingerprints on the marriage certificate together.

I don't know what the certificate was made of, but when the fingers touched it, a layer of barbs appeared, piercing the pulps of the two people's fingers, and instantly the blood of each other mixed together, and countless blood threads seemed to come alive suddenly , a bloody totem was drawn on the wound, and finally hidden under the skin, it turned into a little cinnabar on the fingertips.

Seeing this scene, Yan Shuqing stood there in a daze, lost his reaction for a moment, stared at the tingling red mole on his fingertips, at this moment he finally realized clearly that he had become a "family man" people".

***

After finishing the formalities, it was almost noon.

From getting the marriage certificate to walking out of the marriage registration office, the two of them didn't say a word during the whole process. The strange and stagnant atmosphere lingered around the two of them again, and there was more indescribable sense of ambiguity and shame than before. Only now did they witness It was fine when people were present, but now they were walking together alone, the two of them dared not touch their eyes, for fear that they would accidentally meet each other's gaze and make themselves blush first.

Yan Shuqing stared at the red mole on his finger, and when he thought that he had changed from an old virgin to a married man in just three days, and that his partner was Jin Heng, whom he had always disliked, he was so ashamed that he could not speak, and quietly He raised his head and glanced at the dead fish face next to him. This guy was no better than him at the moment, with a face that seemed to be frozen, and he was pulling him away hurriedly and quickly, as if a little slower or turning back. If you look over at him, you will delay him in any important matter.

In the end, Yan Shuqing couldn't bear such a weird atmosphere, and coughed a few times to break the silence, "Well... I've been busy all morning, why don't we go have some dinner?"

Jin Heng stopped abruptly, turned his head and raised his eyebrows, "...Are you hungry?"

Yan Shuqing is naturally not hungry at the moment, but it is better to go to eat than to get along so dryly, so he scratched his head and said with a smile, "I just think that we have registered anyway, and we are happy to cooperate, why don't we eat something Let's celebrate, I just know that there is a restaurant nearby that does good dishes."

Jin Heng was silent, as if he was weighing which was more important, the meal or the "big event" in his heart. He raised his head and glanced at Yan Shuqing's expectant expression. He coughed a few times and said forcefully, "Then you lead the way."

Fiancee... Oh, it shouldn't be said that when his wife looked at her with such eyes, she clearly expected him to do something, how could he refuse!

So, when the two of them sat in the private room and continued to be silent about a table of dishes, Yan Shuqing almost cried.

Obviously, he proposed to have dinner together to ease the awkward atmosphere between each other, but Jin Heng didn't know what medicine he had taken wrongly. Not only did he not move his chopsticks the whole time, but he also kept staring at him with tiger-like eyes, which made Yan Shu feel uncomfortable. The green is like sitting on pins and needles, the scalp is numb, and there is nothing to eat.

"I said...it's almost afternoon, why don't you eat anything?" Do you always look at me to see enough?

"Not hungry." Jin Heng replied briefly, then poured himself the seventh glass of water, poured it in two or three gulps, then swept around the private room, paused on the doorknob, and then looked away.

Yan Shuqing really didn't understand what he wanted to do. Seeing him look at the door several times, he couldn't help but say, "You don't need to look any more, I just closed it on purpose when I came back from the bathroom."

Upon hearing this, Jin Heng stared at Yan Shuqing's eyes a little deeper.

He made a point of reminding me that the door was closed, was he implying that there was something I could do?

"Aren't you worried about being seen by others? I thought you would prefer to be at home, at least in the aircraft."

"Ah?" Yan Shuqing's face was blank. It's just a meal, so there's nothing to be afraid of others watching, and besides, who would eat in the aircraft except for special needs.

Glancing at Jin Heng with a weird face, he shook his head dryly, "I don't have such weird hobbies, it's fine at home and in restaurants."

After hearing this, Jin Heng's face turned red strangely, and he was even more sure that Yan Shuqing was indeed implying that he should do something now.

But this is a restaurant after all, and there are a lot of people. If the two officers do something too outrageous, it will be too indecent, but his wife has hinted so clearly, so he can't be indifferent. Although he wants to, but he More traditional, I still like to do some indescribable things on the bed at home.

After a moment of silence, he waved to Yan Shuqing, "Come here, I suddenly remembered something."

Yan Shuqing blinked, with the sweet and sour shrimp sauce still on his lips, "Just tell me what's going on, I'll listen."

"Come here as soon as I tell you, there are so many words."

"I didn't see that I was grilling shrimp, what happened before—"

As soon as he wiped his hands and raised his head, with the words still on his lips, Jin Heng leaned over half the table and kissed his lips.

Yan Shuqing's eyes widened suddenly, and the sweet and sour shrimp in his hand dropped on the plate.

It was a kiss full of smoke and fire, and the sweet and sour taste of sweet and sour shrimp spread in his mouth. Yan Shuqing reacted suddenly, and quickly raised his hand to his chest, "No, no, didn't you say you have something to say? What are you doing again!"

"I just suddenly remembered that we missed this step when we registered just now. In fact, this is what you have been implying to me?"

"Who hinted at you, why are you—"

The next words were blocked again, Jin Heng showed an expression of "Don't explain me, I understand", and raised his arms to hug Yan Shuqing. Just as he was about to deepen the kiss, a rapid ringtone suddenly came out from his ear.

This was the voice of Yan Shuqing's terminal, and the two of them paused.

Yan Shuqing pushed Jin Heng away in embarrassment, avoiding his fiery eyes, and hurriedly lowered his head to look at the terminal. As a result, the blush on his face faded by half, and even his gaze became a little more complicated.

Jin Heng glanced at the screen unhappily, and when he saw the name on it, his face darkened instantly.

Because it was none other than Li Keran who hadn't seen him for a long time.