Just don't get divorced [Interstellar]

An absurd night on the beach, the warm climate and the deserted environment made the two newlyweds completely forget about it. They hugged and entangled with each other, leaned together and kissed when they were tired of tossing, and when they recovered their spirits, they didn't know who took the initiative. together.

The two of them were tightly connected together like Siamese twins, and finally they hugged and fell asleep after being exhausted. When they woke up, it was already noon the next day, and the bright sunshine was shining on their faces. Yesterday's madness, Yan Shuqing's face was a little hot, but Jin Heng was calm, and went to wash up while carrying the person.

After the two of them took a shower, they were already very hungry. Yan Shuqing asked Jin Heng what he had for lunch while getting dressed.

Jin Heng leaned on the bed, looked at Yan Shuqing's slender legs and smooth back with his upper body bare, and couldn't help joking, "What else do you want to eat, you'll be enough."

Yan Shuqing glanced at him, picked up a T-shirt and put it on, but was stopped by Jin Heng all of a sudden, "There are only two of us on this whole planet, what clothes are you wearing? I've seen you all over anyway." , why are you ashamed?"

This made Yan Shu laugh angrily. He tugged at the waistband of this guy's pajama pants and said, "Since we both see each other naked, why should I be naked while you are still wearing clothes?"

Jin Heng raised the corner of his mouth lightly, and tucked Yan Shuqing's hand on his belt into his pants, "Because it reacts as soon as it sees you, I have to cover him with a fig leaf."

As he said that, he put his arm around Yan Shuqing's waist, pulled him into his arms, kneaded his buttocks with his big hands, pressed his lips against it, and said in a hoarse voice, "Look, it's standing at attention now, are you Shouldn't you help me solve it first?"

The fiery thing was beating in his hand, and the heat on Yan Shuqing's face rose a bit, but he rarely pulled it back like an electric shock, "...Why should I help you solve it, it's not my thing."

"People are yours now, so it's yours too, because it made you so happy yesterday, treat it well." Jin Heng took off the T-shirt that Yan Shuqing had just put on and threw it on the ground, Turned over and pressed up.

Yan Shuqing turned his head to the side blushing, and muttered in a low voice, "...you don't have anything serious in your head..."

"Doing AI is the business now, don't forget, we are on a honeymoon."

Panting heavily, Jin Heng smiled and kissed him. Yan Shuqing rarely raised any objection, but obediently raised his leg and wrapped it around his waist...

The little days of the honeymoon passed like this for half a month without shame. During this time, the two colonels who were usually busy without touching the ground completely left behind everything about military affairs and their home planet, and lived in this beautiful scenery. The empty and uninhabited Akron planet seems to be in a paradise, and it really feels the taste of harmony.

Perhaps it was because such a leisurely life was too nourishing, Yan Shuqing became more and more lazy during this period of time.

Because of the rigorous training he received in the military academy and the fact that he has been a soldier for so many years, he has developed a very precise biological clock, and he can basically open his eyes immediately at dawn, but since arriving in Akron, time has changed for him. It became more and more uncontrollable.

He often falls asleep as soon as he lays down, and he always feels tired and lethargic. He often lies down early at night, and when he opens his eyes, it will be noon the next day. He obviously lives by the sea, but he has hardly seen the sunrise a few times. Every time Yan Shuqing thought of this matter, she felt extremely resentful, but if it was just that, it would be fine.

However, during this period of time, his appetite has improved a lot. He will be so hungry not long after eating every day, and he can't help looking for food everywhere. Obviously he is not a person who likes to eat snacks, but now he can Eating a bowl of various tropical fruits in one go.

Jin Heng was the first to discover these changes. At first he didn't think much of it. After all, the original Yan Shuqing was too demanding on himself. Now it's hard to spend a honeymoon. It doesn't matter if you let yourself go. Besides, Yan Shuqing Even if he ate a little more, he still felt happy in his heart.

But until later, when the two of them misfired many times, and couldn't wait to roll onto the huge, soft and luxurious bed to "do business", Yan Shuqing would fall asleep as soon as he touched the pillow every time, and directly put Jin who "raised the flag" Hanging there, he felt something was wrong.

If half of them are wilted back and forth, he will also be wilted sooner or later.

For this, he made a side note to Yan Shuqing and asked him if he was pregnant. In fact, Yan Shuqing was also beating drums in his heart, but after thinking about it, he felt that the two of them were thinking too much.

After all, when Juan Juan was there, he always felt nauseous and nauseated, couldn’t eat anything at all, and often had stomach pains, how could he eat as much as he does now, and when he was in the Falcons, he had to participate in such hard training every day , always in good spirits, how can I be so lazy and snooze like now.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help comforting Jin Heng, "I'm a bitch, and I have nothing to do when I'm busy, but when I'm free, I get schizophrenia. Don't think about it, it's like I'm terminally ill."

Jin Heng was naturally skeptical about this, but compared to Yan Shuqing's lively appearance in the Falcon team, he couldn't say anything more.

Maybe he really thought too much?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart again, obviously he had worked so hard to "cultivate", why the youngest son didn't come!

Fortunately, the quack doctor Chen Cheng had told him before that Yan Shuqing was an easy-to-conceive system, all of them were farting, he had the time to sell ointments every day, and he didn't know how to study his own job well, so he knew how to fool their poor fathers who wanted to have children.

"I talked to you, did you hear me?"

Yan Shuqing's voice pulled back his thoughts, Jin Heng coughed uncomfortably, lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yan Shuqing, who was lying on his lap, stretched when he heard this, raised his head and winked at him, "...I seem to be hungry again, are there any mangoes in the room?"

Upon hearing this, Jin Heng immediately frowned, "You have already eaten three this morning, and you can't eat any more."

"But I'm really hungry... I don't even have the right to eat now." Yan Shuqing hummed twice, turned over and lay on Jin Heng's lap, looking hopeless .

"You just had breakfast three hours ago, and you just had lunch half an hour ago. That's not counting the three mangoes in the middle. You've eaten enough." Jin Heng glanced at him, because Yan Shuqing left Because I was too close, my body was unnaturally stiff, and I tried not to look at Yan Shuqing's pitiful look.

"...It hurts you just to eat such a small amount of food? My waist is sore and my back hurts from you every day. Can't I eat something to make up for it? This place doesn't even have any ingredients. I didn't tell you If you want seafood, you just want to eat a mango, so you dislike me, right?"

After saying this, Yan Shuqing sat up directly, with half of his body pressed against Jin Heng's chest, and his two clear black eyes looked at Jin Heng for a moment, obviously looking like he was tortured to extract a confession, but his face was full of grievances .

Jin Heng couldn't bear his expression the most, and his heart beat twice fast, damn it... His wife was pinching his weakness, knowing that she couldn't refuse his request, she deliberately seduced him in a coquettish manner.

Seeing that Jin Heng turned his head and didn't speak, Yan Shuqing leaned up again and looked at him eagerly, "Please, I'll just eat another one, just one..."

Jin Heng's entire face turned red in an instant, and his ears were so hot that they almost smoked. His wife literally grabbed his seven inches and beat him to death!

Standing up suddenly, he twisted his ears uncomfortably, "Just eat a mango?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Shuqing knew that he had succeeded again, and immediately rolled his eyes with a smile, and pointed two fingers at him, "Add two more guavas and half a pineapple."

Jin Heng snorted twice, went straight to the kitchen, and came out after a while with a plate of fruit that looked really scary.

Young Master Jin never touched Yang Chunshui with his ten fingers since he was a child, and he was more agile than anyone else in using guns and daggers, but he knew nothing about cooking. Recently, Yan Shuqing was sleepy and greedy, and three meals a day fell on Jin Heng, so What the couple ate every day was really unsightly.

But Yan Shuqing didn't care about this, and started to eat with a plate of jumbled fruit, watching the news on the terminal in his hand while eating.

Jin Heng watched Yan Shuqing eat all the sour mangoes, pomegranates and pineapples, leaving only the tasteless bananas on the plate, he couldn't help but pursed his lips, and his eyes subconsciously lingered on Yan Shuqing.

The white face with sharp edges and corners has become much more rounded, and the firm abdominal muscles have become softer. The tall and strong legs are wearing loose trousers and overlapped on the sofa, outlining the line of the back waist and buttocks. Here It seems that they are much more fleshy than before...

Can't help but linger on his buttocks for a while, Jin Heng coughed and said, "Shu Qing, why have you gained so much weight these days?"

"Cough...cough cough!"

One sentence made Yan Shuqing choke hard, "...what did you say?"

"Didn't you feel it? Your whole body is in a circle. I felt a little nervous when I hugged you before, but now I don't feel it at all."

As he said that, Jin Heng put his hand directly into the cushion under Yan Shuqing's buttocks and squeezed it, "Look here, my palms are completely buried by the meat."

As soon as these words came out, Yan Shuqing's whole body turned red with shame, and stood up abruptly, avoiding Jin Heng's "salty pig's hand", "Stop talking nonsense, I have a serious inverted triangle figure, okay, you just go there Of course, this kind of place has a lot of meat.”

"But you also have a lot of flesh on your stomach. It turns out that those abdominal muscles are almost harmonious and unified."

"You and I both have eight-pack abs, don't spread rumors here."

It was a matter of a man's dignity, Yan Shuqing directly lifted his clothes to reveal his flat stomach, Jin Heng sneered, and took advantage of the opportunity to reveal his own.

On the bronze-colored skin, the well-defined abdominal muscles suddenly hit the eyes, and then lowered his head to compare his almost shapeless stomach, Yan Shuqing instantly felt that he had been fatally hit.

It's only been a few days for honeymoon, why is he so fat! ?

Jin Heng was suddenly amused by Yan Shuqing's expression, he squeezed his smooth and soft belly, and teased deliberately, "Where's the abdominal muscles? Why didn't I see it? Isn't it just a piece of white tofu?"

Yan Shuqing slapped himself in the face, and was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground and slapped Jin Heng's hand away from eating tofu. He stared at his stomach and sweated on his head. Got it...

After more than 20 days of wandering, the military department had an urgent task and had to recall the two honeymooners back to their home planet in advance.

Returning to the military headquarters, the accumulation of a lot of military affairs instantly overwhelmed the two of them. Because they are both colonels, Yan Shuqing and Jin Heng are now in charge of different departments. Many tasks do not overlap, so the time is natural. It also diverged.

On this day, when Jin Heng was still busy in the military headquarters, Yan Shuqing's meeting had already ended.

A group of people hadn't seen him for a long time, and now they couldn't help but gather around, gossiping about their married life.

"Colonel, I heard that you and Colonel Jin went on honeymoon. Where did you go? Did you have a good time? Let us know."

A man approached him with eyes full of eyes, Yan Shuqing shook his head with a helpless smile, and was about to speak, but the person next to him laughed directly, "Look at Colonel Yan's slick appearance, he can play well!" Isn't it moisturizing?"

This remark made everyone in the room spit out, and said with a smirk, "Yes, Colonel, you look really good, with a happy face, you must have had a good time with Colonel Jin, right?"

Yan Shuqing knocked on the table angrily and funny, "Are you all so free? If you have the time to care about the private life of your superiors, why don't you think about the contingency plan for this operation? I'll see each of you's strategies at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." Book."

The room was filled with mourning, and a group of people lay on the table and howled, "Colonel, this is Hong Guoguo's public revenge, and we are clearly telling the truth!"

"That's right, major, you retaliated after being hit by what we said. You go and look in the mirror yourself. Not only is your face radiant now, but you are also plump. Who will believe you if you say you are not sexually blessed?"

The word "fullness" instantly stunned Yan Shuqing, he moved a few steps to the side, looked at his own reflection on the opposite glass, straightened his neckline subconsciously, and murmured, "Isn't this pretty good, Where is the fat?"

A group of people clicked their tongues, laughed and said nothing, but the youngest recruit couldn't hold back a burst of laughter, "Colonel, you don't admit that the honeymoon was good, but you gained a lot of weight, could it be... ...Have you got it?"

The people in the room couldn't hold back their muffled laughter anymore. Several people laughed so hard that their shoulders trembled. A newcomer is a newcomer. What nonsense are you talking about?

Sure enough, when Yan Shuqing heard this, the veins on his forehead twitched, he smiled at him and said, "Dear soldier, since you are so good at drawing inferences from one example, I believe that the emergency plan will not be difficult for you, why don't you send out the strategy book tonight Go to my terminal."

The man immediately petrified on the spot, wailing "No, Colonel, I was wrong!" Yan Shuqing smiled and winked at him, and walked straight out of the meeting room, leaving behind a roomful of people who could no longer control themselves haha laugh it out.

When he walked out of the office and greeted everyone, Yan Shuqing would smile and nod, but in fact his heart was far less calm than it seemed on the surface.

This is already the first time people have said that he is fat. Coupled with the persistent sleepiness and gluttony, he can't help but feel more and more uneasy. The speaker has no intention of listening, and when he was in Akron, the medical The conditions are limited, so it’s okay if he can’t check it. Now that he’s back to his home planet, shouldn’t it be time for him to do a checkup...

Thinking of this, his throat felt dry for a while, and a thin layer of sweat broke out in the palm of his hand holding the control stick. Speeding away in the exact opposite direction from home.

*****

After prompting again that no one responded, Jin Heng threw the terminal aside.

Ever since he returned to the military headquarters, he hadn't seen Yan Shuqing for a whole day, and he had contacted him through text messages before, but now that he was off work, he ran away without a trace, and there has been no news of him until now.

You just finished your honeymoon, and you're ready to abandon your husband and son?

Jin Heng muttered a few words angrily in his heart, looked up at the fragrant pork bone and wild ginseng soup in the pot, and asked the housekeeping robot next to him, "How long is it?"

"It's ready, it can be served when Husband returns."

Jin Heng nodded in satisfaction, flipped through the "One Hundred Recipes for Spare Tire Parenting Recipes" on the terminal, and pointed to the goji berry beef soup next to him, "What about this one, how long will it take? Don't cook it too early, Shuqing still I don’t know when I’ll be back, this must be eaten hot.”

"Don't worry about it, Master, don't worry about what I do."

The robot raised its round paws and patted its chest, staring curiously at a table of dishes cooked according to Jin Heng's orders, and asked expectantly, "Master Yin, are you sure this thing is useful, can you really eat a little master silver?" Is it? Can I have it tomorrow if I eat it today?"

The words "little master" obviously pleased Jin Heng. The corner of his mouth curled up, and he glanced at it and said, "You think I'm not in a hurry? This is the secret recipe I found out from the doctor in the palace. There are many tricks in it. Eat it a few times, and I'm sure my little son will come."

"You should keep an eye on the pot, and you must control the heat. If Shuqing doesn't like to eat, I'll unplug you."

Seeing the frenzied look on the stupid master's face, the robot couldn't bear to look directly at it and automatically turned off the screen, and said with aggrieved face, "If you don't like me as a husband, then you can do it yourself."

"What do you know, I have more important things." Jin Heng raised his eyebrows quite proudly, hammered the robot's head, and walked out of the kitchen arrogantly, leaving the robot humming pitifully at the pot.

Just now, in order to supervise tonight's meal, Jin Heng delayed the business in hand. Jin Heng walked up the stairs quickly, and Juanjuan was lying on the side of the unfinished new cot, poking here with a curious expression.

"Hengheng...well, Juanjuan can't sleep anymore."

The little guy tried his best to stand on tiptoe, then compared the small bed, and said embarrassedly, "Jujuan... is going to be as tall as Hengheng."

Jin Heng pinched his face, and the corners of his mouth curled up imperceptibly, "Little fat man, your waist circumference is almost as tall as mine."

Juan raised his hand to cover his chubby belly, "I hate villains! Uh... no, I've lost weight... Hengheng is fat!"

Jin Heng lowered his head and rubbed the little guy's face with his stubble, "Okay, don't bother Dad to make a small bed for my brother, go down and eat, eat more to grow to Dad's height."

"Brother?" The little guy opened his eyes wide in surprise, "Is Juanjuan going to be a big brother?"

"Soon, when your mother eats more of the dishes in the kitchen, you will have more younger brothers." Jin Heng picked up the board and screwdriver, and while talking, he bowed his head and worked hard.

The little guy half-understood, and tilted his head to ponder for a long time before choking out a sentence, "...Cai Cai will become a younger brother?"

Jin Heng was engrossed in his work as soon as he started working. He didn't notice what the little guy was talking about at the moment, so he said "um", the little guy's eyes widened when he heard it, and he ran down the stairs with his fingers in his mouth. , went straight to the kitchen.

The smell in the kitchen was overflowing, and the little guy who looked at the delicious dishes on the table was drooling instantly, but when he thought of his brother being changed by these dishes, he couldn't help but pouted: Why is my brother swollen so pitiful, he will be eaten QAQ him Don't eat my brother, but I'm really hungry...

While Juanjuan was struggling, the door suddenly opened, and Yan Shuqing walked in. The little guy's eyes lit up instantly, and he rushed forward, "Daddy is gaining weight!"

Yan Shuqing was almost bumped by the little guy, and picked him up with a smile. Usually, when the little guy rushed up to meet him at this time, he would always hold all kinds of food in his hand, but today he didn't have anything, which made him curious , "How come Juanjuan is so obedient today, he didn't steal it."

"...that's why I eat younger brother." The little guy grabbed Yan Shuqing's clothes, rubbed his empty belly, with a firm expression on his face.

The word "brother" made Yan Shuqing's heart skip a beat, and he couldn't think of what to say for a moment, "Where is Jin Heng, why didn't you see him?"

"Hengheng is upstairs, making a small bed for my younger brother!" Juanjuan made gestures with excitement, and said with a smile, "It's such a big small bed, but it's not as big as Juanjuan."

Yan Shuqing was amused by him, and went upstairs with the little guy in his arms. As soon as he turned the corner, he saw Jin Hengzheng half kneeling on the ground in the next bedroom, lowering his head and earnestly peeling a piece of wood.

It is said that a serious man is the most attractive. Right now he is wearing an ordinary white shirt with three buttons unbuttoned at the neckline, revealing a bronze chest. His short black hair is scattered in pieces, lining his dark pupils. Have to be more focused and deep.

Yan Shuqing leaned against the door and did not speak. At this moment, Jin Heng turned his head. When he saw him, he was taken aback for a moment, then immediately stood up, blocking the small bed with half of his body, "...you, you are back .”

Yan Shuqing nodded, staring at the small bed with half of the side exposed, hesitated for a moment, a strange blush suddenly appeared on his face, "That...why are you making the small bed now..."

Mentioning this, Jin Heng blushed, "...Anyway, there will always be a son, so prepare in advance to be safe, and do it for Juanjuan. You can't treat your younger son badly."

The word "little son" made Yan Shuqing's face turn red all of a sudden. Usually when this topic was mentioned, he would always laugh and scold him, "Where did you come from, little son, you are so beautiful", but today he unexpectedly Silent, standing there for a long time without uttering a word.

Because Jin Heng's mind was exposed, he felt a little embarrassed for a moment, and stretched himself on the spot with a screwdriver.

Yan Shuqing coughed and scratched his scalp subconsciously, "Well... are you free, I want to tell you something."

Just as Jin Heng was about to open his mouth, the robot yelled "Dinner is ready" from downstairs. With a sound of "Ah", Jin Heng ran down like a gust of wind. Jin Heng took the opportunity to gratefully throw away the screwdriver, and changed the subject, "Let's eat first, we have something to eat. Let's talk about the meal."

The two went downstairs one after the other, and the table was already filled with mouth-watering meals.

Jin Heng's main purpose in looking for a table full of dishes was to let Yan Shuqing eat a few more mouthfuls, so after the three of them were seated, he hurriedly put vegetables into his bowl, saying this one was delicious, that one was good, and this one You also try.

After a while, Yan Shu's green bowl was full of food, but he, who has always been good at eating recently, was a little absent-minded, eating the rice absent-mindedly, and barely moved the food in front of him.

Jin Heng looked anxiously, and Juanjuan beside him was also anxious.

"Why don't you eat vegetables, don't you like your appetite?"

Yan Shuqing shook his head and continued to eat rice. Jin Heng picked up a piece of beef and put it in front of him, "Try this, it has been stewed for three hours. Didn't you always hate eating fruits in Akron? Now there are meat and vegetables Come on, eat more."

Yan Shuqing glanced at him quickly, the suspicious blush on his face still not fading, "... Leave me alone, eat quickly, I have something very important to tell you."

As he spoke, he randomly picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and the roll next to him couldn't help it, "Dad, eat brother!"

"……what?"

Yan Shuqing was taken aback, and accidentally swallowed the meat, the little guy immediately came up to him with a frightened face, tears welled up in his eyes, "What should I do if the swelling is swollen, Dad ate my brother, roll Volume...don't want to be an older brother QAQ"

"...What is eating my brother... What is this little fat man talking about?"

Yan Shuqing raised his head in bewilderment, and the corners of Jin Heng's mouth twitched a few times. He probably guessed the little guy's brain circuit, and immediately pressed the little guy's head, and said with a slumped face, "This little bastard said that the wind is rain, let's just ignore it." He, you just said that you have something very important to tell me, what exactly is it?"

"...Let's talk after dinner first."

Yan Shu's green eyes flickered a few times, his face became hot again, and he picked up vegetables with chopsticks in his mouth. The little guy next to him, who was held down by Jin Heng, waved his little paws and kept murmuring, "My brother is being killed Dad ate it up, woo woo woo..."

The little guy said "brother" to the left and "brother" to the right, which completely disturbed Yan Shuqing's thumping heart. Now Jin Heng saw his complex expression, and thought something serious happened, and became nervous for a while, "What's the matter?" , you tell me first, I won’t be able to eat this meal if you don’t tell me.”

Seeing Jin Heng's frown, Yan Shuqing gave a low cough, and finally put down his chopsticks, "...Well, let's talk about it first, if I tell you, you have to keep calm...don't scare the child."

The more he behaved like this, the more frightened Jin Heng became. How much of this happened could make him lose his composure, "Tell me, I'm not out of control."

Yan Shuqing glanced at him in disbelief, opened his mouth, and the blush on his face spread all the way to his neck, "... After the meeting at the military department today, I went to find Chen Cheng, you also know that I have gained weight recently It's amazing, so I want to find him to see..."

Hearing the last sentence, Jin Heng was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes widened suddenly, "...You mean you went for an examination! What's the result?"

Yan Shuqing looked up at the sky, took a quick glance at Jin Heng's expectant expression, and touched the tip of his nose uncomfortably, "That's... that's it, it's just been a month, and we... probably will be fathers again ..."

One sentence made Jin Heng stand up straight away, "Yes... Yes!?"

His eyes were wide open, his usual expressionless expression was completely gone, he stood there anxiously, and Yan Shuqing even heard his gasp.

It was rare to see this guy look so stupid, Yan Shuqing couldn't help laughing, "Who said just now that he can't be big—oh!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Jin Heng held his face in his arms and kissed him hard.

The robot hurriedly raised its hand to cover Curl's eyes, not suitable for children, hot eyes.

After the kiss was over, the two parted pantingly. Jin Heng's eyelashes were trembling with excitement, staring at Yan Shuqing suddenly felt embarrassed.

The little guy just pushed away the round claws of the robot "Harmony", jumped up in a blink of an eye, stared at his father's stomach in surprise and said, "...you will become a younger brother after eating Cai Cai! It's so fast... Σ(°△°|||)”