The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

With [-] points, Xie Chen was lying on the tiger's back without any image, with a dog's tail grass in his mouth.With Erlang's legs crossed, he was short of humming a few words of eighteen touches.

This looks boring and lazy, looks like a bandit.

Xie Chen poked his nostrils and dug out a lump of booger. Seeing that the sun was almost westward, his stomach was growling with hunger, and he could not help complaining: "What about the plot? went?"

As soon as I complained, a man in linen clothes and a pair of rotten layered bottoms ran up the cliff in a hurry, shouting: "Boss, Boss, I caught a human pig. It's thin and tender. Please let me go!" Go back and eat butt meat, it's the fattest."

When Xie Chen heard this, he stood up abruptly and stomped on the tiger's tail.

This is terrible, the tiger roared, Xie Chen's clothes were lifted up, and he quickly lifted his feet.Shun Mao!

He touched the tiger's head twice, and the tiger was always unhappy: Don't you know that the king should not touch the head randomly?

As soon as Xie Chen appeased the tiger, he roared immediately: "The man was slaughtered? I haven't seen the man yet!"

This guy's name is Chen Goudan, and Xie Chen's neck almost retracted into his body after being yelled at by Xie Chen.

It would be a waste not to be bastards.

"No, no, no!"

"It's gone? I said I was slaughtered? You dare to kill it! Divide the body by five horses or cut it into pieces? Bastard! Do you still take me seriously? Ah?!"

Xie Chen's liver and gallbladder were torn apart, maybe that person was just Xiao Gong, and he was about to be boiled and eaten right after he came here?

What about my tasks?

Chen Goudan was so annoyed by Xie Chen, his face was sweating. "No, didn't kill! Didn't kill! Wait for the boss, boss..." The boss went back and ordered how to kill!

Before he finished speaking, he saw the boss rushing to the top of the mountain in a hurry.

He was stunned to see him, and he was extremely admiring in his heart.

The boss of his family is the biggest bandit leader in the Northeast.He was tall and big, he killed a tiger with one hand and killed a horse with one foot, and with a big knife measuring 1.6 meters, he swung his head like beheading tofu.

I haven't seen before that my boss can do light kung fu, and he flew over this cliff.

It's almost like a hero in martial arts... Uh... the boss of his family should be the biggest villain in the Demon Cult.

Chen Goudan thought about it, and his saliva flowed out. If only he could be this powerful one day, he would marry a small wife... Up, down, sideways, lying on her stomach... How to do it...

Xie Chen ran back, grabbed the messy-haired man tied to the tree, and took a look!

Hey!

Sure enough, it was his family's small attack.

Huang Damao next to him leaned over and asked droolingly, "Boss, Boss, how do we eat it? It would be best to put some wild vegetables and mushrooms, and some potatoes."

Xie Chen: "Get out!"

Huang Damao didn't roll away, and wanted to ask, the tiger following Xie Chen suddenly roared, biting Huang Damao's pants, and dragged him several tens of meters away.

The tiger came gracefully and squatted down under the tree.

Over there, Huang Damao was so frightened that he cried for his father and mother, so he was wronged...

This famine caused them to be hungry for a long time... Since the boss raised this tiger a year ago, he hasn't eaten human pigs.The wild things in this mountain are very firewood, there is no oil or water at all, and human pigs are still delicious...

Usually, no one would catch someone to eat, but this person passed out on the mountain by himself, so why can't he eat it?

Looking at it like this, I can't live at all, so what if I eat two bites?Even if you don't slaughter it, it's not bad to eat a thigh!

Xie Chen didn't know that these people's eyes were starving with hunger, but because of his power, they didn't dare to move.

He shouted angrily: "Hurry up and let me go."

The people next to him were still hesitating, but someone came up again: "Boss? We don't want to eat him? Such tender meat, boss, you can eat a leg by yourself!"

Xie Chen: "..." I've lived for so many years, and I've only seen dogs that can't change and eat poop, but I've never seen people that can't change and eat... people!

He also gave this kind of person to be eaten a good name-human pig!

Simply absurd.

It's just that the drought has been going on for two years, and if it continues like this, let alone cannibalism, even if it's poop, I have to eat it without changing my face.

Xie Chen doesn't care about other people eating people, but there is one thing!That is, it is not allowed to eat people in front of him. He raised this tiger to waste food, not for fun.

If he is the boss, if he is not extremely vicious, Xie Chen won't be able to stay here for a year once his prestige goes down, and he has to be cooked and eaten clean.

Even the original owner is not as prestigious as him, he came here to say one thing, otherwise he would be reduced to the tiger's ration, that would be his blessing.

Xie Chen carried the man on his shoulders, and immediately yelled: "This is my wife, I want a bridal chamber today! If anyone dares not to grow eyes again, I will kill him!"

Fuck the crap out of scaring the dozens of hall masters on the top of the mountain, Xiangzhu.The tiger also roared in special cooperation!

It grew up drinking the spiritual spring in Xie Chen's space, and is very smart.

Xie Chen put him on the bed, frowning.

In fact, when he first watched the plot, he also found it incredible.How could he, such a tall and thick man, have such a gentle husband?

Speaking of it, Xie Chen really didn't lie, this person is really his wife...

It's just a change of identity.

The original owner is from the bottom, and this guy who is as weak as a chicken is from the top.

This kind of paired CP with a little muscular subject and a beautiful small attack is not without it.

But it's a little bit hard to accept that it happened to me.

After all, Xie Chen has rarely done tasks that are too Chinese.

The more you lie down and the more you are pampered, the softer you will naturally be.

Before the original owner became a bandit, the time was reversed eight years.

Pingyang Town is the most prosperous town in the Northeast, and the Huang family is a local aristocratic family.

This little Gong is the only eldest son and grandson in this family.The treasure in the old man's hands, the lifeblood in the heart of the master.

He has been pampered and lawless since he was a child.Even for things like playing with men, I asked him if he had enough money, and if he didn't have enough, he would go to the accountant to get it.

The country is in turmoil, morality is rapidly collapsing, and law and order are quickly losing their bottom line.

Being rich and powerful is the hallmark of this era.

Hong Chuanye always felt that he should also be interested in women, just trying something new.

Soon, he was no longer interested in those coquettish, waist-twisting, painted young ladies in the building.

Even if he came to Qingwan, he was not satisfied, and always felt that something was missing.

He drank too much wine that day, staggered and walked into the wrong yard.

Went to the original owner's yard.

The original owner was the head coach of the Hong family. He had a gang of thugs teaching his apprentices every day. At this point, he happened to be standing by the well, carrying a bucket of water and pouring it on himself!

When Hong Chuanye fell sideways at the door, his mind went blank, he just felt that the bottom of him... was hard!