The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

If Xie Chen was a vegetarian, he might be able to accept these things.

It's a pity that he is not, not only is he not, as a tasker with extraordinary cooking skills, he ended up suffering from a drought when he came here, let alone eating meat, even drinking fish soup is a luxury.

Two days out of three days, he ate leaf cakes. He was really tired and didn't like it.

When he thought that this thing was made by himself, he looked resentful.

Everyone doesn't want to eat, but there is no way?If you don't eat, you will starve to death.This is still a time of drought. If it really comes to a time of famine, it would be a very happy thing to have leaves to eat.

Xie Chen sat on the rock and felt uncomfortable in his buttocks, but the original owner's body was very rough, so it was not that uncomfortable.

Huang Damao ran over courteously, holding a chipped bowl, and brought over a mass of dark green and black leaves. "Boss, have breakfast!"

This ball of leaf cake is probably the weight of two people, Xie Chen is not pretentious, just pick it up and eat it.

Frowning while eating, the flour in it accounts for one point, the corn flour accounts for one point, and the leaves account for eight points.

After taking a few bites, I felt that my mouth was full of leaves...

Good, difficult, eat!

Good, heart, plug!

He frowned, thinking that it might get better after a while, because the drought would pass soon.

Feeling a little more comfortable in my heart, I licked my mouth and was suddenly taken aback.Last night, Hong Chuanye fed himself a peanut candy.

Hey!

Xie Chen had the urge to beep the dog in his heart, and four rounds came last night, and the reward was a candy?

This night's capital... is going against the sky!

Hong Chuanye, a clever woman, can't live without rice. She has arrows and bows in her hands, but she has no prey.

In this way, being able to carry a weasel back is indeed awesome.

Others were left empty-handed.

Xie Chen's tiger did not come back, so it is estimated that the hunt has not been successful.

When Hong Chuanye came back, he saw Xie Chen sitting on a big rock, with a super wild sword in his hand, and a bowl on the blade!

Xie Chen looked like he was in a daze, but he happily walked over, Xie Chen raised his head and met his eyes.

Hong Chuanye's heart skipped a beat: What's the matter?Why do you look resentful?

But when Xie Chen's resentment saw the weasel in Hong Chuanye's hand, he burst into laughter.

Good daughter-in-law!

I know how to make a tooth-beating ceremony for my husband.

But... when he thought that he was the leader of the bandits, his heart stopped.Can I just eat it by myself?

Of course... no!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻I'm about to starve to death, I want to eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat!

Take me back quickly... Star Eyes!Seeing this, Hong Chuanye was overjoyed.

A weasel makes people hungry...

But let alone, he is also greedy for meat, he wanted to eat meat last night and wants to eat it today!

When you hug someone, the people around you are stunned!

Why is this scene a little discordant?

Why did the sister-in-law put the boss in her arms?

The style is wrong!

Xie Chen held the bowl and said, "I left it for you."

Hong Chuanye looked at the green and black thing, laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, he took a bite without hesitation.

unpalatable!

But this is what my daughter-in-law ate!

So happy……

Everyone rubbed their eyes... It's really shocking that these two have idiot faces...

In the end...who goes up and who goes down?

Stupid can't tell how to break it?Or listen to the corner tonight?

After a few days on the mountain, the time finally came.

Xie Chen and Hong Chuanye looked at each other, Xie Chen asked him: "You came to recruit, how do you plan to deal with these people?"

Hong Chuanye took a bath with him in the bucket.

A heavy rain last night signaled the end of the drought, and it took almost half a month to take a bath.

Gotta wash it off today.

"Into the boot camp."

Without further ado, Xie Chen asked, "Do you have food?"

"I can't die of hunger!"

"And me?"

"There is meat to eat!"

Xie Chen is satisfied!

Hong Chuanye, who was hands-on, came here once.

Hong Chuanye was full of gluttons, kissed Xie Chen's face, looked at the beard on his face, and thought in his heart that after taking him back, he must be dressed up like a big girl by the matchmaker!

It is said that before a woman gets married and covers her head, she needs to use thread to remove all the hair on her face!

At that time, I have to shave my wife, maybe the rough man can turn into Pan An.

Xie Chen didn't know that this guy was obsessed with his beard, so he sent him down the mountain in the dark after finishing the work.

The bandit nest was besieged by the army the next day. The bandit nest occupies a high mountain and is not easy to capture.

But Hong Chuanye had outflanked him once in his previous life, so he was very familiar with it.

The army came so fiercely that the bandit den was surrounded before even the smoke and dust stirred up.

If Hong Chuanye hadn't wanted to arrest his wife all his life, he wouldn't have gone up the mountain in disguise.

Huang Damao rushed over in a hurry and asked, "Boss, what should we do? The army is outflanking us!"

Xie Chen clapped his hands lazily, and summoned the staff: "Stop messing around! I have something to say."

Everyone looked at Xie Chen anxiously, wondering what he was going to say at this juncture?

One by one, they pinned their hopes on Xie Chen.

Xie Chen coughed, feeling a little uncomfortable, especially when so many people put their hopes on him, but when he provoked this army, he felt guilty!

But I have been the boss for many years, so I put my thick skin aside, I have prestige!

Not to mention a hundred responses, but it is still possible to deter everyone.

Xie Chen carried his big sword and said under the eager eyes of everyone: "From today! We will not be bandits when we go down the mountain!"

ha?

When everyone heard this suddenly, they all looked confused and didn't turn the corner at all?

Under the outflanking of the army, everyone didn't care.

Instead, she was dumbfounded by Xie Chen's words!

Improper bandit?How can you go shopping without spending money if you are not a bandit?How can you rob a house?The chickens in the Baijia farm are fat and tender, why don't we rob them?

I still want to grab two daughters-in-law!

Last time, Widow Li's dog was having sex with the bitch on the road. That guy is so big, it's so satisfying to catch it and stew it with dog meat!

Everyone started discussing in a frenzy, Xie Chen was very puzzled.No culture is terrible!

At this time, they are still discussing the consequences of not being a bandit.

Beep the dog.

If this is in modern times, it is estimated that it will occupy the headlines in the newspapers.

"Surrounded by the Army, the Bandits Discuss the Consequences of Changing Jobs indifferently"

"The world is difficult for bandits to change their careers, and the loss is so hot"

"A Crazy Bandit's Daily Life"

……

Xie Chen could only bring back everyone's thoughts of running horses. His tiger lay on the ground and yawned lazily.

The weather is cool, I finally look forward to it!Will this group of fish-lipped humans let me sleep well?