The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

Wu Jiu likes to use prototypes when she sleeps. When the big tortoise lay down on the bed, half of the bed was occupied immediately.

A big soft blue worm was also very long, and its head was still scratching on Wu Jiu's tortoise shell.

Such a scene looks... so scary.

Wu Jiu couldn't sleep, especially when Xie Chen lay softly on top of him. He gradually turned red from the turtle's tail to the top of his head.

He is an omnivorous amphibious creature. When he was growing up, he ate insects, fish, shrimps and crabs when he was young.

Now... what if he really wants to eat Chenchen?

Such a desire... made him feel so weird.For a long time, he heard the breathing sound of the big soft bug on his body.

Silently transformed into a human form, hugged the big bug in his arms, bowed his head and took a bite.The mung bean eyes instantly burst into light: I'm so happy to catch my feet... Take another sip...

The limp green bug woke up the next day. When he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, he looked dazedly at the red mark on his cheek in the mirror: Did you get bitten by a mosquito last night?Which mosquito dared to bite the sage of the Zerg race, did he want to die?

snort!

The sun came out slowly outside, it was cloudy today, the sun occasionally came out and was covered by clouds for a while.

The wind blows over and is very cool.Xie Chen opened the curtain and looked back at Wu Jiu who had woken up but was lazy on the bed: "Husband, let's go down to have breakfast."

Wu Jiu looked confused: "Why do gods eat?"

Xie Chen: "We are in the mortal world. People think we are weird if we don't eat. You see, I dare not wear green clothes on the street."

Wu Jiuwu nodded, and then... crawled two centimeters forward, and almost closed her eyes again.Xie Chen grabbed the turtle by its tail and lifted it up.

A pair of big watery eyes and a pair of black mung bean eyes looked at each other.

Xie Chen puffed his cheeks softly, frowned and felt wronged: "How can you be so lazy? Since you are in the mortal world, you want to make money to support me."

Wu Jiu was lifted up by Xie Chen, her eyes were dizzy.

Husband is depressed!

Xie Chen didn't realize that his appearance made Wu Jiu very uncomfortable. He even picked it up, and asked him bitterly: "You said you married me, so you fooled me with a nest of eggs. You can't eat or sell them. If you don’t make money, you won’t be able to pay the rent.”

Wu Jiu struggled to get out of his hand, and fell into the pillow with a click.

It took a while to turn over dizzy, and Mung Dou looked at Xie Chen: "Make money? What is making money?"

Xie Chen: "...What's the use of marrying you?"

Wu Jiu found a new door opened, and the mortal world is very interesting.

Xie Chen pulled him out, looking at his strange green Santa Claus pajamas all over the street, his eyes widened.

Xie Chen dragged him to the clothing store to pick out clothes, but he was surrounded by a group of children before he could walk halfway...to take pictures!

After finally getting out of the pile of children, I changed into a suit of clothes.

I ordered two glasses of orange juice to rub against the air conditioner.

Wu Jiu's eyes were very bright, looking at the mortal things curiously.

The air conditioner can cool down without magic... Those cars, TVs, computers... He has seen it, and the human world has long been beyond the scope of his knowledge.

She looked at it stupidly, very curious.Sometimes Xie Chen couldn't move him.

Now he took a sip of orange juice and asked Xie Chen: "Then how do you turn on the air conditioner?"

Xie Chen: "...Because it's summer."

Can you avoid such a mentally handicapped question?This makes me feel very ashamed, what should I do?

After a while, Xie Chen took out ten yuan from the bag and paid for the orange juice.

Wu Jiu finally got smart, "Is this to make money?"

Xie Chen turned his elbow, and the two of them went out together. The steam was steaming, and they came face to face. Xie Chen said, "Just now, they made money, and we spent it."

Wu Jiu understood and nodded.suddenly realized.

To buy things is to make money and spend money.

"Now, we're going to make money."

When Wu Jiu heard this, she immediately looked at Xie Chen, "Are we going to sell orange juice?"

Xie Chen shook his head: "No, let's set up a stall. Let's go, go back and get the guy first."

Wu Jiu followed Xie Chen back in a daze, and then saw him pull out a cardboard box from under the bed.

There are messy piles of things inside.

Xie Chen took out a white sail, on which was written——God!

Wu Jiu: ...he knows this, he's a fortune teller.

Compass, coins, lottery!

There are a lot of guys eating at sevens and eights, and Wu Jiu is holding them in both hands.

"Let's go, the sun isn't that bright anymore, let's go to the flyover, we have to hurry, or we won't have any seats."

Wu Jiu nodded dumbly, and moved things for Xie Chen.

Xie Chen walked behind, feeling emotional.If the people of Tianwaitian knew about this, the mighty sage was in the human world...in such a state of desperation.

I'm afraid there will be waves of three feet!

Xie Chen's skill in this world is divination.

The guy who Shengjun eats in the mortal world is doing his fortune-telling at Tianqiao.

Three days a week, once a day.

Basically, he can live a very good life, because he is too accurate in fortune-telling.Xie Chen has decided!He and Wu Jiu were supported by divination.

When the two of them have been together for a long time, the old couple won't be afraid that the phoenix will be shameless again.

Wu Jiu suddenly saw the flyover, Mung Dou's eyes lit up!

so many people……

But the next moment he was depressed.

Xie Chen spread a piece of red cloth on the ground, and Wu Jiu put things on the cloth.Wu Jiu saw that it was for sale next to it...

Selling turtles!

Wu Jiu said to Xie Chen: "They sell turtles, so cruel!"

Xie Chen: "... Be good! I'll take you to eat fried bugs when the stall is closed later."

Wu Jiu opened her mouth wide: "..."

Li Dazhuang, who was selling turtles and some river delicacies next to him, saw Xie Chen setting up a stall, and immediately greeted him: "Xiaochen, I haven't seen you for the past few weeks. Where have you been? Many people have looked for you but they didn't see you." !"

Xie Chen responded to him: "Hello, Uncle Li. I'll pick up my husband."

Li Dazhuang suddenly looked at Wu Jiu.

Wu Jiu's small eyes immediately stared: Those who sell turtles are not good people!

Li Dazhuang: "..." This fortune-telling child is mentally ill, this husband... Tsk tsk, two men together!Too bad they're all stupid.

There are problems in the brain, but it's a good match.

Neither Xie Chen nor Wu Jiu thought that the two people who were not very worldly would be mistaken for fools by others.

Xie Chen opened the stall, and not long after, a Land Rover stopped at the parking spot.

A man in a suit and leather shoes hurried over from the car.

The man ran to the front of Xie Chen's stall. Because he was too fat, he was sweating after running for more than ten meters.

"Da Xian Da Xian! Do you still remember me?"

Xie Chen and Wu Jiu raised their heads at the same time.

Two pairs of eyes... looked at him together.

The fat man felt a little hairy on his back...

Xie Chen looked at him, blinked, and seemed to know him.

The fat man was immediately happy. "Great Immortal, you are very accurate in fortune-telling! Even with a good memory, I, Niu Fuguo, have never admired anyone in my life, so you must be counted as one!"

Xie Chen: "..." A lot of words...

Niu Fuguo squatted on the ground without putting on airs, and asked, "Daxian, show me my face. Last time I listened to your words and gave my sister-in-law a jade bracelet. My sister-in-law really got along with me, hehehe... Let me do the math again, how is my fortune recently?"

Xie Chen: "..."

Why didn't he know about the original owner... After such a calculation for this idiot, he came up with such an idea?

Confused!

"Your seal is black, and there is a bloody disaster."

Xie Chen and Niu Fuguo looked at Wu Jiu.

Wu Jiu stared blankly at Niu Fuguo, and said again: "Your Yintang is black and bloody."

Niu Fuguo: "..."

Wu Jiu: "Give me the money."

Xie Chen: "..."