The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

The weather on the second day was gloomy, which would be disgusting to most people at any other time, but during the military training period, the freshmen almost knelt down and sang in the tune of Huanzhugege: "Thank you, thank you, thank you Dark clouds hang over the land."

Xie Chen was wearing the same military uniform as yesterday, with flat shoulders and a straight back.Fang Min's eyes were fixed on his unreasonably proportioned long legs.

How can a person have such long legs?

Fang Min recalled the big white Simus in his previous life. He sat on him, weeping unbearably and shrugging his waist, his winking eyes were full of tears, his lips were hot, sometimes biting his lower lip, sometimes moaning and crying.

The heart in his chest was beating as violently as a drum, and the blood in his body was almost flowing backwards.

Especially when he sat on his chest like a goblin and wanted to take care of his little brother by himself, there was anxious blushing and unbearable helplessness on his face.And his eyes are full of his white flowers, but his long and tough legs are extraordinarily tough!

Xie Chen thinks the weather is good today. After all, everyone wants to live a more relaxed life. If there is no sun, he will teach everyone the military posture to be much easier. But when he just arrived at the school today, he felt that there were two eyes that were almost like X-rays. Fall on him.Soon, he felt that those fiery eyes wanted to tear him apart.

If Xie Chen didn't look over at this time, it would be a typical case where he had a ghost in his heart, or he would create the illusion that he was afraid of Fang Min.He made up his mind immediately, and stared over with a pair of eyes that tend to be angry like King Kong: Chow Chow!What are you looking at?

Fang Min was glared at by him, and he was overjoyed!The smile on his face became frivolous.

Xu Wang next to him was startled, and moved a foot secretly, and with a touch, Fang Min's smiling face suddenly twisted.

He stared at him viciously: "Why are you stepping on me?"

Fang Min being stepped on by one of Xu Wang's gods was as painful as being kicked in the egg when he was in orgasm.

Xu Wang patted his chest, breathed in and said, "Who made you laugh so disgustingly, I thought you were bewitched."

Fang Min: -_-|| Believe it or not, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow?

"Screw you!"

Fang Min rolled his eyes, Xu Wang didn't care at all, and continued to insist: "Hey! Hey! Let me ask you, what's wrong with you when you laughed so obscenely just now?"

"Me? I'm wretched?"

Fang Min couldn't believe that one day he would be called obscene.

"Believe it or not?"

Fang Min's temper immediately came up, it's not his family Chenchen, I'm coaxing others?Think beautiful!

"Do you still want me to teach you how to pick up girls? Huh? You still smack me, who did you slap?"

Xu Wang raised his thick black eyebrows at him, very flamboyantly.When Fang Min heard this, he suddenly remembered the successful case of teasing Chenchen last night, and the fiery look on his face twisted and he laughed: "Brother Wang, just kidding, just kidding!"

Wait until labor and management take Chenchen home, I won't kill you!How dare you be so arrogant in front of Grandpa!

Xu Wang was triumphant: "Hey, good boy! Come on, come on, brother will teach you another trick. If you want to seduce a girl, you can't do it with your mouth and hands, you have to go further."

Fang Min became interested, and approached him calmly, with eager eyes.

The satisfaction in Xu Wang's heart made him feel vain.Look, look!As expected, I am infinitely charming, what's wrong with my handsome brother?What's wrong with the little brother who counts one as ten?He's not my Xu Wang's younger brother!Still don't want to listen to my teachings!

"Listen, if you want to seduce a girl, you have to be aggressive! The best! Know when she will come to my aunt..."

Upon hearing this, Fang Min quickly interrupted: "He won't come to Auntie."

Xu Wang gasped when he heard this: "Boy, you can do it! Girls who don't even have full hair, you should also shut up! Tsk tsk tsk tsk, brother, I am so willing to bow down, I admire it very much!"

Fang Min: "..."

Day your uncle!The feathers of my Chenchen bird are so beautiful and neat!Do you deserve to know you! ?Even if I know, I won't tell you.

"Say the point!"

Xu Wang pouted and laughed, not daring to laugh out loud, for fear of being discovered by Xie Chen.

"It looks like you are on fire, don't worry, brother won't laugh at you as a beast!"

Fang Min's face was completely darkened!

Xu Wang said cheerfully: "This attack is nothing more than that you treat her well! If you treat her well and she still ignores you, it means that you have to treat her better. If this is not enough, then you should work hard and try again. Work hard, just be nice to her anyway! If the clothes and skirts are not up to standard, then the gemstone necklace, if the gemstone necklace is not good, then the villa car! To flirt with girls, you have to be nice to her, make sure you meet The heart of a diamond can soften you into a piece of tofu. The premise is that you have the strength of a diamond!"

After Fang Min heard this, let alone, he suddenly realized.

How did you tease your wife in your previous life?Laundry, cooking, warming the bed, eating, drinking, and sleeping. If there is any difficulty, I will come!If there is no difficulty, create difficulty and I will come too! ! !

It turns out that in the previous life, the master understood the essence, but in this life, a big idiot made it clear!

The big idiot Xu Wang looked at Fang Min with an expression of approval, and was immediately smug.

"Brother, it's alright, remember to treat me to dinner when you're ready! The school's braised pork ribs are delicious!"

Fang Min deeply felt that this idiot was still a foodie.At this moment, Xie Chen's eyes were full of contempt on his face, he had been paying attention to him for a long time, these two people blatantly ignored him at all, they were discussing how to flirt with girls in broad daylight!

Uncle's!

Think I can't hear you?Don't you know that one of my current special forces skills is lip language?

I haven't settled the account with you last night, but I'm making a wrong decision again!

"Xu Wang! Come out!"

Xu Wang was pretending that he was the hero who saved the world, and in the future there would be a group of younger brothers and sisters, but Xie Chen suddenly called out his name