The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

Xie Chen exchanged mouths with him twice, and the two of them sat down to eat.The image of the two old men eating is just like that, and the food they cook is just enough for two people's appetites.

He got up and cleaned up the dishes and said to the 'Master Fang' who was sitting next to him and patted his stomach: "If you eat soft food, go to the bathroom and wash your clothes."

Eat soft rice! ! !

Fang Min suddenly jumped up, hugged Xie Chen's waist with one hand, and held him down with the other hand.

Xie Chen was pressed on the dining table by him, and became furious: "I warn you..." If you dare to touch me, I will never end with you!Before he finished speaking, Fang Min slapped Xie Chen's butt several times.

What matters is that it is fast and accurate.Xie Chen's head felt like it was going numb, he bit his lower lip, damn it, this body has S, M tendencies, it feels good after being hit a few times!Fuck!Out of shame and anger, Fang Min fought back neatly. Seeing him being pinned on the table, Fang Min unexpectedly kicked him back with his legs.

Immediately, he was kicked on his arm, and his arm went numb and loose!Unable to restrain Xie Chen, Xie Chen took the opportunity to jump up from the dining table, put both hands on Fang Min's collar and threw him onto the sofa.

He kicked the stool away, slapped it with a loud piercing sound, walked straight over, and pressed Fang Min, who was about to get up, under his body.

Fang Min was sat down by his wife, although he could overwhelm people, but he felt that the soft and soft lumps were stuck to his buttocks, bubbling beautifully.Not to mention being thrown on the sofa by his wife, even if he was tied with a rope, he would be happy.

Xie Chen stretched out his hand and poked his waist, Fang Min felt that he was crisp and numb!If it was the enemy, he would have died countless times.

"If you eat soft food, you are not happy to ask you to do the laundry?"

Fang Min turned his lower body sideways, turned into Xie Chen and sat straddling his waist, grabbed Xie Chen's hand and kissed the palm of his hand, but did not let go, threatening: "What do you mean by soft food? Your husband Do you look like someone who eats soft rice?"

Xie Chen looked at this shameless man with a smile, leaned down, and knocked his chin together: "Do you need to look alike? Look at you! You can't cook, let alone stir-fry, and you can clean up the house." It’s like fighting a war, why? It depends on your ability to wash clothes, and you’re not happy to ask you to do it? I’ll cook the meals and tidy up the house. Are you relying on your wife?”

Fang Min blocked this chattering mouth, two pairs of smiling eyes collided together, each could see each other's face.

Panting, let go of Xie Chen's mouth, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I can still get hard even if I eat soft rice every year!"

He made such a promise, Xie Chen laughed and stretched out his hand into Fang Min's crotch, tugging at the thing and asking him, "How hard is it?"

It was just a joke, the neighbor in the clear sky is still mowing the lawn.

As a result, within half a minute, the two of them were instantly embarrassed.

Fang Min coughed: "Is it very hard?"

Xie Chen: "..." Huo Liao hurriedly let go of him, and let it go off him, and hurriedly said: "I'll go wash the clothes, you go wash the dishes."

Fang Min looked at Xie Chen who was carrying the dishes and sent them to the kitchen to wash them: "..." Is this a guilty conscience?Talking all upside down.

Fang Min threw the clothes into the washing machine, and then pulled out a small bench to wash Xie Chen's underwear.

He found out that Xie Chen had a problem, he never washed his underwear after taking a bath at night, and if he washed clothes, he resolutely did not wash them by hand.The little slacker!

At this moment, Fang Min squeezed out a black curvy hair from the basin full of laundry soap bubbles, looked at it carefully, and shouted: "This hair is mine."

Xie Chen never knew that Fang Min could even remember exactly what his hair looked like.

That's not true, Fang Min doesn't know how many times he has been in close contact with those fluffy ones.With hundreds of hairs in front of him, he could pull Xie Chen's hairs out with his eyes closed!This is not a joke!

After Xie Chen washed the dishes, he tidied up the cooking table.Then pack the sorted garbage.Thinking of the cucumbers that Fang Min bought, I plan to make cucumber jelly tonight.

He went to the refrigerator to get the mold, and carried the cucumber in the living room into the kitchen without any hassle.As soon as he opened the bag, Xie Chen was stunned.

Tell you to buy cucumbers, you are really good!

He gestured to a black massage stick, a little dissatisfied, and then took out a pink soft one, which was much larger in size.

There is another one, but it is just in the front.

Xie Chen laughed twice, and a playful light flashed in his eyes: "If you don't let you cry and call your mother and father tonight, I will never let you go grocery shopping again!"

Xie Chen put the three sticks aside, and then began to peel the cucumbers.

If Fang Min sees him peeling cucumbers so neatly with a knife, he wonders if he will dare to bring this kind of thing back.

Xie Chen actually felt a little strange now, he felt a little excited, and his adrenaline was soaring.Feeling weird, he glanced at the bathroom where Fang Min was.

Seeing him sitting on a small bench, his waist was exposed because of his hunched waist.Xie Chen's eyes were darkened, I promise to make you feel good tonight!

Fang Min turned around, it was really Xie Chen's gaze that was too hot.But when he turned his head away, he didn't see Xie Chen looking at him, so he lowered his head and continued to wash clothes.

I always feel that something is wrong today... as if I forgot something.

After watching two TV episodes in the evening, Fang Min was so full of urine that he couldn't watch it at all.Xie Chen was kind enough to give him a push: "Go take a bath?"

Fang Min acted as soon as he heard it, a man's intuition!What's more, Xie Chen washed with him.

Sure enough, the gun went off in the bathroom.

When he got out of the bathroom, Fang Min planned to turn on the light and go to sleep, after all, Xie Chen had already been tortured twice.How did he know that Xie Chen went to the bathroom just now to exchange for a bottle of Yuju Ling from the system, wiped half of the bottle by himself, and then planned to turn around and fight back.

Xie Chen took the medicine, and felt as if he had never done it before. He ran out excitedly, and rode on Fang Min's waist, holding two massage sticks in his hand, and asked: " Choose yourself, which one?"

When Fang Min saw this, he finally remembered.Seeing Xie Chen's eagerness to try, he immediately had a mournful face.

"Daughter-in-law, are you serious?"

Xie Chen raised his eyebrows: "Can you not be serious? Be good! I promise to make you happy!"