All the stars teach me to fall in love
Chapter 103 Low-key "...Is this what you call a low-key stay?"
Lu Shang's mind was full of question marks, and he really wanted to ask Edward why he was crazy, so he simply closed his eyes, didn't speak, and continued to listen.
He wanted to hear what Edward was going to say.
"Little Red Riding Hood met the big bad wolf in the forest... Why the wolf can talk, it's impossible, right, so this is definitely a kind of spiritual confusion, Dudu, if you encounter this kind of thing, you remember, directly on the spot Kill me, don't fall for this kind of trick!" Edward's voice was deep and elegant, and he fluently mixed Nat and Chinese language C. Although he was a little sneaky lying on the bedside, it didn't hurt his handsomeness. He was handsome and silly at the same time. I briefly talked about "Interstellar Warfare: Terrain", and then started to replay "Little Red Riding Hood", teaching Lu Dudu, who was born with the rustic name Lu Hui, how to improve combat vigilance from various aspects of combat.
During Edward's replay practice, Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to find her grandma. The whole process was like killing a person in ten steps without leaving a trace!
Lu Shang closed his eyes and planned to listen calmly. He was going back to Earth tomorrow, and he had to hide from the media and log in quietly to go home. He wanted to recharge his batteries and get up early.
Recently, his belly is getting bigger and bigger, his feet are a little swollen, and he can't sit for a long time. He has started to have many symptoms of late pregnancy, which is very uncomfortable.
Originally, he planned to be calm and not to care about Edward. Knowing that he was a bit stupid, Lu Shang planned to say nothing too much. After all, he secretly said it in the middle of the night, and he always felt a little pitiful...
Don't be angry, Lu Shang told himself, don't be angry, he can go to sleep after listening to nothing serious.
But this guy, if he doesn't stop himself, he's getting more and more energetic.
Hearing that Edward has already begun to analyze how the entire forest should arrange troops if there are a large number of wolf-shaped monsters, how to arrange sentries and guides in place, and strangle them most efficiently...
Edward didn't know that the seemingly sleeping princess was enduring and talking endlessly.
"The battle in the forest is over, Dudu, did Dad tell you a story called "The Little Mermaid" the day before yesterday? Then today we will use "The Little Mermaid" as a terrain guide to continue talking about if your enemy lives in the water, How can we effectively kill them? This is too simple. The hunting of aquatic organisms is divided into the following categories... I once hunted and killed races that could be invisible by disintegrating them on a planet full of fog. Let me tell you how to use the particle resonance method to kill them, starting with our landing..." What Edward said in a sneaky way made his eyebrows dance, and his son's mental strength moved slightly, obviously listening.
Lu Shang couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't bear it any longer, his tolerance and love for Edward had reached this point, and his patience was completely exhausted when he described how to choose a sword to strangle monsters, and he could no longer be calm!
Both father and son didn't notice that Lu Shang, who seemed to be in a deep sleep with his eyes closed, slowly opened his eyes with bruised veins on his forehead.
Edward thought something was wrong. The sentinel's five senses were very strong. When he looked up, he saw that the princess was looking at him with her eyes open.
Edward broke out in a cold sweat.
"Come here." Lu Shang waved his fingers, Edward stretched out his head because he didn't understand, Lu Shang was furious, sat up and patted him with the soft pillow in his hand: "How many times have I told you that prenatal education cannot teach bloody things, You fucking don’t listen, what are you doing with long ears!”
"Are you awake baby? Did I wake you up?!" Edward took the beating obediently, and after seeing Lu Shang hit him a few times, he began to pant, and obediently came over to hold his hand, and stretched out his head to get pregnant The princess who is inconvenient is beaten.After obediently being beaten, he still said aggrievedly: "But those fairy tales you told are really unreasonable! I want to strengthen Dudu's combat awareness!"
Edward thinks that the princess is good in everything else, but she is too doting on the child. Nat's omega is not so delicate. What should I do if I grow up and become a useless person with outstanding talents? !
What's even more frightening is, what if Dudu can't tell the difference when he meets an enemy!
At that time, I will not even be able to find my daughter-in-law!
Edward was very worried, but he didn't dare to offend Lu Shang.
So Lu Shang found that Edward had become obedient, but he was convinced on the surface, but he was obviously not convinced in private. This is how Nat's battles have come about for thousands of years, and it is normal for him not to accept it for a while.
Lu Shang was a little angry at the moment, but also a little angry and laughed.
He thought, you asked for it!
Edward saw the princess smiling brightly at him.
"Baby, I..." Edward wanted to speak, but suddenly he saw the princess in front of him, and with a smile, he unbuttoned his clothes one by one.
Edward's eyes instantly turned green. Ever since the Forest of Darkness, Edward has never seen the princess take off her clothes again!
He stood up and wanted to pounce on the princess!
But in vain, the next moment, Wang Hao appeared not far away, continuing to unbutton happily.
Edward pounced again!
"Sleep, don't listen to your stupid father." Lu Shang looked at the silver-haired big cat who was being carried away by the mental force and began to hallucinate, dancing, and then started hunting frantically with excitement.
Lu Shang didn't know what he saw, but anyway, Lu Shang decided that if he was stupid again in the future, he would use this method to let him see the hallucinations he wanted to see. Opportunity to harass the baby!
I yawned and sneered, let you tell your son dark fairy tales there in the middle of the night, let you look well-behaved during the day, but in fact secretly instilled messy things into your son in the middle of the night!
Classmate Lu Dudu didn't dare to move at all, and fell asleep very obediently, quietly like a chicken, working hard to develop, and strived to be born early. He was really afraid that if his father became more and more uncomfortable, he would be spanked when he was born!
It's not easy. At the age of zero, you already know where you are in the food chain. At a young age, you have learned to know the time and survive!
After a night of fuss, Lu Shang canceled the spiritual suggestion to Edward the next day, and the whole family returned to the secretly arranged resort before the media found out.
This place was originally a new government project in H City. It is an ecological area composed of a large retirement community and a holiday manor. It has complete supporting facilities for the nursing home. It shares some facilities with vacationers, such as mini golf, hot springs and ecological parks. such public areas.
This place was supposed to be a good new policy and try.
"It was originally a public welfare pension project," Chang Feng waited for them in the manor, and introduced to Lu Shang and the others, "Many elderly people have no one to support them. Except for the very old, there are also a large number of elderly people who have not completely lost their ability to work. They can be asked to do things like selling tickets and maintaining cleaning in these ecological areas, including food and housing, saving their own wages, and continuing to provide for the elderly here when they are old. They still have some money in their hands. Dealing with young people, the environment is good, the popularity is high, and there is income. It was originally planned well, but hasn’t everyone evolved... Now it’s all useless, and it’s just for you to live here.”
"It's so big that it's a complete public welfare project?" Lu Shang's eyes widened suddenly. He looked at the range of three or four mountains, and a sense of pride and belonging to the country surged in his heart. He couldn't help it. He said softly, "That's great."
"It's useless now, everyone has evolved, the white hair has turned blue, and the lying grandma just turned over and got up, which is even better!" Chang Feng said with a smile, "Experts say that cosmic particles affect us. The body... You don’t understand these things, but didn’t some people complain before, saying that if you become an omega or an alpha, don’t you become a beast? Is this evolution or degeneration? Ever since I found out that my grandma can go home, and the young ones can fight tigers After that, everyone stopped talking, hahaha!"
Chang Feng smiled happily, and Lu Shang's heart suddenly brightened.
In fact, in the earliest days on the Internet, there were some voices saying that it was Lu Shang who jumped into the wormhole, otherwise the earth would not be bordered by Nat—this is completely unreasonable, after all, will the wormhole appear? Appeared, how could it be decided because of one person?
If he could do it, then Lu Shang would not allow himself to fall to Nat!
But there are many people who believe this, especially those who have changed from men to omega, they hate Lu Shang and scold him every day.
But now, those small number of people probably want to scold in their hearts, but no one agrees. After all, who doesn't want to live an extra 200 or even 400 years, who doesn't have relatives and lovers, who doesn't want their relatives and lovers to live longer , can the family enjoy more quality time together?
"So it's confirmed, even the elderly will be affected by evolution, right?" Lu Shang saw Chang Feng nodding, and immediately showed a relieved smile.
"Yes, it's very good. My old man fell ill when repairing steel furnaces in his early years, and it's all gone! My grandma is still losing weight recently. She said that she didn't wear any beautiful skirts when she was young. Now she can be young, and she can say anything. Put it on!" Chang Feng smiled happily, because of this evolution, the atmosphere at home has been completely new recently, and he feels the most deeply.
In the past few years, people on Earth have panicked at the beginning, then hastily accepted, and then suddenly realized what evolution means in the past few years. Public opinion has gone through countless reversals.
"Don't worry, now everyone thinks that it's a good thing that the princess jumped into the wormhole and came back safely!" Chang Feng said to Lu Shang with a smile, and then greeted, "Come and see, which house do you want to live in, aunt and uncle, Be careful where you step, Miss Lu, follow up!"
Chang Feng's greeting was comprehensive, and when he saw Lu Shang's big belly, his face didn't move at all, as if it was normal for men to be pregnant since ancient times, which made Lu Shang, who was still a little uncomfortable, relax after a while.
The few people were chatting and laughing happily, they hadn't seen each other for several years, they became more and more intimate, chatting interesting gossips, and soon Lu Shang chose the place to live next.
He didn't want those particularly big houses, but only picked a resort-style villa in the middle of the mountain. It was originally intended to be a single-family villa with a garden for VIP customers who spent money.
The facilities inside are very complete. Once Lu Shang was selected, the entire villa quickly came to life. The internal affairs officials finally found a chance to show off and almost emptied the entire warehouse of His Royal Highness—this is to welcome His Royal Highness to give birth. The place must be arranged!
Lu Shang was supported by Edward. The family took a walk in the garden, looked at the public hot spring mountain in the back mountain, and then walked down. After one afternoon, when they returned to the villa area that Lu Shang had chosen, they found that the whole house had been completely new.
Not only the flowers in the small villa that Lu Shang chose were transplanted into Nat’s new royal back garden, but also the house chosen by Lu’s father and mother on the opposite side and the house chosen by Lu Fan not far away were tidied up. The rowhouse is affixed with the logo of the Royal Household Department, and the opposite rowhouse is a small private hospital directly built by the medical experts of Earth and Nat with medical equipment.
"...Is this what you mean by low-key check-in?" Lu Shang asked Edward blankly at night.
"Yes, I only let the heads of a group of scientific research institutes come, and the equipment is the latest small equipment, which is completely sufficient. The internal affairs officer also only brought a group of people, a total of fifty people, to be in charge of your clothing And the cleaning and arrangement of the entire surrounding area. I also rejected the security team of the earth. It is enough to have me and your sister, don’t worry, baby, I will make you comfortable and give birth in a low-key manner!” Edward said “Hurry up "Praise my baby" proud expression, said loudly, with the whole mid-mountain brightly lit outside the window, and the new luxurious royal furniture, fabrics, and his jewelry cabinet that Lu Shang could see reflected from afar. wait for something...
Lu Shang touched his stomach, deeply feeling the royal family's low profile.
It's too low-key, even low-key ordinary citizens feel in a trance.
Lu Shang rubbed his stomach, and suddenly felt that prenatal education is a long way to go!
He wanted to hear what Edward was going to say.
"Little Red Riding Hood met the big bad wolf in the forest... Why the wolf can talk, it's impossible, right, so this is definitely a kind of spiritual confusion, Dudu, if you encounter this kind of thing, you remember, directly on the spot Kill me, don't fall for this kind of trick!" Edward's voice was deep and elegant, and he fluently mixed Nat and Chinese language C. Although he was a little sneaky lying on the bedside, it didn't hurt his handsomeness. He was handsome and silly at the same time. I briefly talked about "Interstellar Warfare: Terrain", and then started to replay "Little Red Riding Hood", teaching Lu Dudu, who was born with the rustic name Lu Hui, how to improve combat vigilance from various aspects of combat.
During Edward's replay practice, Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to find her grandma. The whole process was like killing a person in ten steps without leaving a trace!
Lu Shang closed his eyes and planned to listen calmly. He was going back to Earth tomorrow, and he had to hide from the media and log in quietly to go home. He wanted to recharge his batteries and get up early.
Recently, his belly is getting bigger and bigger, his feet are a little swollen, and he can't sit for a long time. He has started to have many symptoms of late pregnancy, which is very uncomfortable.
Originally, he planned to be calm and not to care about Edward. Knowing that he was a bit stupid, Lu Shang planned to say nothing too much. After all, he secretly said it in the middle of the night, and he always felt a little pitiful...
Don't be angry, Lu Shang told himself, don't be angry, he can go to sleep after listening to nothing serious.
But this guy, if he doesn't stop himself, he's getting more and more energetic.
Hearing that Edward has already begun to analyze how the entire forest should arrange troops if there are a large number of wolf-shaped monsters, how to arrange sentries and guides in place, and strangle them most efficiently...
Edward didn't know that the seemingly sleeping princess was enduring and talking endlessly.
"The battle in the forest is over, Dudu, did Dad tell you a story called "The Little Mermaid" the day before yesterday? Then today we will use "The Little Mermaid" as a terrain guide to continue talking about if your enemy lives in the water, How can we effectively kill them? This is too simple. The hunting of aquatic organisms is divided into the following categories... I once hunted and killed races that could be invisible by disintegrating them on a planet full of fog. Let me tell you how to use the particle resonance method to kill them, starting with our landing..." What Edward said in a sneaky way made his eyebrows dance, and his son's mental strength moved slightly, obviously listening.
Lu Shang couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't bear it any longer, his tolerance and love for Edward had reached this point, and his patience was completely exhausted when he described how to choose a sword to strangle monsters, and he could no longer be calm!
Both father and son didn't notice that Lu Shang, who seemed to be in a deep sleep with his eyes closed, slowly opened his eyes with bruised veins on his forehead.
Edward thought something was wrong. The sentinel's five senses were very strong. When he looked up, he saw that the princess was looking at him with her eyes open.
Edward broke out in a cold sweat.
"Come here." Lu Shang waved his fingers, Edward stretched out his head because he didn't understand, Lu Shang was furious, sat up and patted him with the soft pillow in his hand: "How many times have I told you that prenatal education cannot teach bloody things, You fucking don’t listen, what are you doing with long ears!”
"Are you awake baby? Did I wake you up?!" Edward took the beating obediently, and after seeing Lu Shang hit him a few times, he began to pant, and obediently came over to hold his hand, and stretched out his head to get pregnant The princess who is inconvenient is beaten.After obediently being beaten, he still said aggrievedly: "But those fairy tales you told are really unreasonable! I want to strengthen Dudu's combat awareness!"
Edward thinks that the princess is good in everything else, but she is too doting on the child. Nat's omega is not so delicate. What should I do if I grow up and become a useless person with outstanding talents? !
What's even more frightening is, what if Dudu can't tell the difference when he meets an enemy!
At that time, I will not even be able to find my daughter-in-law!
Edward was very worried, but he didn't dare to offend Lu Shang.
So Lu Shang found that Edward had become obedient, but he was convinced on the surface, but he was obviously not convinced in private. This is how Nat's battles have come about for thousands of years, and it is normal for him not to accept it for a while.
Lu Shang was a little angry at the moment, but also a little angry and laughed.
He thought, you asked for it!
Edward saw the princess smiling brightly at him.
"Baby, I..." Edward wanted to speak, but suddenly he saw the princess in front of him, and with a smile, he unbuttoned his clothes one by one.
Edward's eyes instantly turned green. Ever since the Forest of Darkness, Edward has never seen the princess take off her clothes again!
He stood up and wanted to pounce on the princess!
But in vain, the next moment, Wang Hao appeared not far away, continuing to unbutton happily.
Edward pounced again!
"Sleep, don't listen to your stupid father." Lu Shang looked at the silver-haired big cat who was being carried away by the mental force and began to hallucinate, dancing, and then started hunting frantically with excitement.
Lu Shang didn't know what he saw, but anyway, Lu Shang decided that if he was stupid again in the future, he would use this method to let him see the hallucinations he wanted to see. Opportunity to harass the baby!
I yawned and sneered, let you tell your son dark fairy tales there in the middle of the night, let you look well-behaved during the day, but in fact secretly instilled messy things into your son in the middle of the night!
Classmate Lu Dudu didn't dare to move at all, and fell asleep very obediently, quietly like a chicken, working hard to develop, and strived to be born early. He was really afraid that if his father became more and more uncomfortable, he would be spanked when he was born!
It's not easy. At the age of zero, you already know where you are in the food chain. At a young age, you have learned to know the time and survive!
After a night of fuss, Lu Shang canceled the spiritual suggestion to Edward the next day, and the whole family returned to the secretly arranged resort before the media found out.
This place was originally a new government project in H City. It is an ecological area composed of a large retirement community and a holiday manor. It has complete supporting facilities for the nursing home. It shares some facilities with vacationers, such as mini golf, hot springs and ecological parks. such public areas.
This place was supposed to be a good new policy and try.
"It was originally a public welfare pension project," Chang Feng waited for them in the manor, and introduced to Lu Shang and the others, "Many elderly people have no one to support them. Except for the very old, there are also a large number of elderly people who have not completely lost their ability to work. They can be asked to do things like selling tickets and maintaining cleaning in these ecological areas, including food and housing, saving their own wages, and continuing to provide for the elderly here when they are old. They still have some money in their hands. Dealing with young people, the environment is good, the popularity is high, and there is income. It was originally planned well, but hasn’t everyone evolved... Now it’s all useless, and it’s just for you to live here.”
"It's so big that it's a complete public welfare project?" Lu Shang's eyes widened suddenly. He looked at the range of three or four mountains, and a sense of pride and belonging to the country surged in his heart. He couldn't help it. He said softly, "That's great."
"It's useless now, everyone has evolved, the white hair has turned blue, and the lying grandma just turned over and got up, which is even better!" Chang Feng said with a smile, "Experts say that cosmic particles affect us. The body... You don’t understand these things, but didn’t some people complain before, saying that if you become an omega or an alpha, don’t you become a beast? Is this evolution or degeneration? Ever since I found out that my grandma can go home, and the young ones can fight tigers After that, everyone stopped talking, hahaha!"
Chang Feng smiled happily, and Lu Shang's heart suddenly brightened.
In fact, in the earliest days on the Internet, there were some voices saying that it was Lu Shang who jumped into the wormhole, otherwise the earth would not be bordered by Nat—this is completely unreasonable, after all, will the wormhole appear? Appeared, how could it be decided because of one person?
If he could do it, then Lu Shang would not allow himself to fall to Nat!
But there are many people who believe this, especially those who have changed from men to omega, they hate Lu Shang and scold him every day.
But now, those small number of people probably want to scold in their hearts, but no one agrees. After all, who doesn't want to live an extra 200 or even 400 years, who doesn't have relatives and lovers, who doesn't want their relatives and lovers to live longer , can the family enjoy more quality time together?
"So it's confirmed, even the elderly will be affected by evolution, right?" Lu Shang saw Chang Feng nodding, and immediately showed a relieved smile.
"Yes, it's very good. My old man fell ill when repairing steel furnaces in his early years, and it's all gone! My grandma is still losing weight recently. She said that she didn't wear any beautiful skirts when she was young. Now she can be young, and she can say anything. Put it on!" Chang Feng smiled happily, because of this evolution, the atmosphere at home has been completely new recently, and he feels the most deeply.
In the past few years, people on Earth have panicked at the beginning, then hastily accepted, and then suddenly realized what evolution means in the past few years. Public opinion has gone through countless reversals.
"Don't worry, now everyone thinks that it's a good thing that the princess jumped into the wormhole and came back safely!" Chang Feng said to Lu Shang with a smile, and then greeted, "Come and see, which house do you want to live in, aunt and uncle, Be careful where you step, Miss Lu, follow up!"
Chang Feng's greeting was comprehensive, and when he saw Lu Shang's big belly, his face didn't move at all, as if it was normal for men to be pregnant since ancient times, which made Lu Shang, who was still a little uncomfortable, relax after a while.
The few people were chatting and laughing happily, they hadn't seen each other for several years, they became more and more intimate, chatting interesting gossips, and soon Lu Shang chose the place to live next.
He didn't want those particularly big houses, but only picked a resort-style villa in the middle of the mountain. It was originally intended to be a single-family villa with a garden for VIP customers who spent money.
The facilities inside are very complete. Once Lu Shang was selected, the entire villa quickly came to life. The internal affairs officials finally found a chance to show off and almost emptied the entire warehouse of His Royal Highness—this is to welcome His Royal Highness to give birth. The place must be arranged!
Lu Shang was supported by Edward. The family took a walk in the garden, looked at the public hot spring mountain in the back mountain, and then walked down. After one afternoon, when they returned to the villa area that Lu Shang had chosen, they found that the whole house had been completely new.
Not only the flowers in the small villa that Lu Shang chose were transplanted into Nat’s new royal back garden, but also the house chosen by Lu’s father and mother on the opposite side and the house chosen by Lu Fan not far away were tidied up. The rowhouse is affixed with the logo of the Royal Household Department, and the opposite rowhouse is a small private hospital directly built by the medical experts of Earth and Nat with medical equipment.
"...Is this what you mean by low-key check-in?" Lu Shang asked Edward blankly at night.
"Yes, I only let the heads of a group of scientific research institutes come, and the equipment is the latest small equipment, which is completely sufficient. The internal affairs officer also only brought a group of people, a total of fifty people, to be in charge of your clothing And the cleaning and arrangement of the entire surrounding area. I also rejected the security team of the earth. It is enough to have me and your sister, don’t worry, baby, I will make you comfortable and give birth in a low-key manner!” Edward said “Hurry up "Praise my baby" proud expression, said loudly, with the whole mid-mountain brightly lit outside the window, and the new luxurious royal furniture, fabrics, and his jewelry cabinet that Lu Shang could see reflected from afar. wait for something...
Lu Shang touched his stomach, deeply feeling the royal family's low profile.
It's too low-key, even low-key ordinary citizens feel in a trance.
Lu Shang rubbed his stomach, and suddenly felt that prenatal education is a long way to go!
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