All the stars teach me to fall in love
Chapter 109 Birth "Why so ugly?"
On Ruizi's side, since the elementary school boy entered the classroom that day, it is said that the elementary school boy got the approval of Ruizi's parents very quickly. The two of them probably have been worrying about what to do with their own son in the future, and now they find that someone has to take care of him. He is almost the son of a disabled person, and he is about to have a grandson. Li Rui's parents are dancing in ecstasy.
It is said that within a few days, the elementary school brother coaxed the family to move to a small villa in the garden to accompany their son to have a baby. Obviously, Li Rui, this idiot, did not realize that he would probably die after giving birth. To make up for the wedding, he was still immersed in the game developed by his elementary school brother, wandering among the mountains and rivers, and all the messages to Lu Shang were "Look at my equipment, Shang'er!"
Lu Shang really wanted to reply to him, "I think you are too stupid to criticize", but he held back after thinking about it. He and Zhang Yang Wang Da formed a small group without Li Rui. Everyone was betting, what the hell is Li Rui? Only then did he realize that what he promised was not that the child was born and forced to be given to the elementary school boys to play with, but to pack himself up and go to someone else's house as a wife.
Everyone was very elated and bet one after another, and the loser was invited to eat, which can be described as very gloating.
Lu Shang's bet is that Li Rui probably won't be able to react until the day of the wedding. He is very much looking forward to seeing Ruizi's wedding. Seeing him break down, he realizes that he has nothing to do with the long-legged sister Yu in this life. , the Honkai expression that he will spend his whole life with the long-legged little brother from now on.
But unexpectedly, before seeing Ruizi's jokes, he was eating, drinking and having fun at home with a big belly. After playing for more than a month, he was about to give birth to a baby!
At the moment when the child started it, Lu Shang was wondering that the mental power of little Lu Dudu hadn't moved for three days, and he was still worried about whether he was undernourished. After all, according to previous experience, if little Lu Dudu Suddenly there is no movement, it must be that the nutrition cannot keep up with his development.
For this reason, Lu Shang began to eat energy fruits crazily. To be honest, he was a little tired of eating, and even missed the joy of eating unscrupulously with Edward when traveling on various planets.
Because after he returned to Earth, his mother, Ms. Zhao, jumped up when she saw him drink the Baiguo Brew from the Fairy King for the first time, shouting how can she drink when she is pregnant!Then he put away all of Lu Shang's private treasury, and supervised Lu Shang's recipes every day, fearing that Edward would secretly feed it to his son, and took time to check Lu Shang's snack storage every few days.
So Lu Shang couldn't eat any junk food. Even though Edward said that Nat's fetus was not so delicate, Ms. Zhao and Lu Shang's father also disagreed with this statement. Don’t understand the dangers of junk food!”
So His Royal Highness the dignified prince lost the right to speak in this way, and could only prepare delicious food for the princess every day, so that Lu Shang would not think of junk food at least.
Lu Shang was fine at the beginning, after all, snacks are something that you really don’t think much about when you’re full, but when you eat too much fruit, you’ll inevitably miss those things like spicy jerky...
As a result, he was thinking about it when he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach.
Lu Shang's first thought at the time was—fuck, I haven't eaten any junk food, so I'm going to have diarrhea?Is the sky so unfair? !
Then in the next second, my stomach throbbed again!Lu Shang looked at his recently enlarged belly, and suddenly realized it!
"Edward!" Lu Shang yelled, his whole body stiffened, and gasped for Edward who appeared in front of him in a second, "Damn it, I seem to be giving birth!"
After I finished speaking, I was still thinking, what the hell, I saw this line in TV dramas when I was a child, but I never thought about it before college. I can still say this line from my own mouth. Life is so wonderful!
He was still thinking wildly, but Edward was more nervous than him. He came over immediately, carefully picked up Lu Shang and immediately wrapped him in the cloak, and then pressed the emergency notification, notifying everyone to start preparing for the birth of His Royal Highness. Well all facilities are ready to start.
Immediately afterwards, Edward carried Lu Shang up the mountain.
"No, why are we the only ones?" Lu Shang was led by Edward, and the wind howled past. After a while, they were halfway up the mountain, and Lu Shang saw a large hot spring pool.
In other words, this is a small hot spring lake.
This is not a natural hot spring lake. Although the trees are shady, the mountains and rocks are extremely flat. The pool water has a shallow water area in front of the nearest one. It is estimated to be about 1.5 meters at most. The bottom can be seen at a glance, but I don’t know why it is far away. The deep water area is very huge, it seems to be the size of a small lake.
Lu Shang was carried into the lake by Edward, and slowly immersed in the water by Edward. Only then did he realize that the water was very comfortable to enter, as if he had melted into his own body temperature.
And the buoyancy in the water supported him slightly, which made Lu Shang, who had been feeling more and more heavy in his stomach in the past half month, feel completely relieved.
"Is it better?" Edward saw that his brows were relaxed, and his expression was also happy. He hugged him and kissed him, let him lean on himself, and said softly, "This is the best production method after research in the R&D team. , Now Dudu's development is somewhat larger than Nat's regular fetus, if it is a normal delivery, it may cause some serious harm to the mother."
Of course, there is another reason why it is inconvenient to tell Lu Shang—according to the latest research and development, human spirit beasts are said to be related to natural abilities, such as Edward, his physical strength has become stronger and stronger, and his mental strength has become stronger. The degree of domination and oppression of power is getting higher and higher, and a new development direction of fusing and devouring spiritual power has emerged.
And Lu Dudu's talent seems to be related to water or the universe. According to professional speculation, when Lu Shang crossed the wormhole, it definitely had a certain impact on Lu Dudu. His mental body is very similar to the deep-sea squid on the earth but has a certain The difference seems to be closer to a kind of apotheosis of the universe in earth fantasy works.
But they can't let the princess go to outer space to give birth, so after working hard to deduce it, they simply simulate the production method of the sea, which not only has the nature of being able to take care of the newly born Lu Dudu, but also makes the princess more comfortable, after all According to some production surveys by people on earth, it is found that pregnant women who give birth in water will indeed be much more relaxed as long as they take precautions against infection.
This technology is relatively difficult for the earth, but it is very simple for Nat.
In fact, at first Edward wanted to cut Lu Dudu out directly, but the results of Lu Shang's physical examination showed that Lu Dudu and Lu Shang were not only connected physically, but also mentally.
"This kind of connection did not appear in the previous Nat people. It is a spiritual resonance in the true sense. If you cut the knife rashly, you are not sure what effect it will have." It was very concise and to the point, his meaning was obvious, the concubine's situation was special, and they probably didn't know what to do if something went wrong.
Therefore, Edward chose the safest way, but he also brought enough production equipment.
Lu Shang didn't know how much preparation work Edward had done behind the scenes recently. He just watched him take out some small instruments from the space button, and melted some turmeric powder in the water, and then felt a soft scent of incense. With the warm water vapor radiating out together, his spirit was slightly shaken.
He didn't know what Edward was doing, but now he was full of trust in Edward and let him arrange everything.
Then, enduring the throbbing pain in his stomach, he panted and threatened his stomach: "Lu Dudu, you're almost done, get ready and come out!"
If Lu's father and mother, who were disturbed and stopped at the foot of the mountain, and Lu Fan who rushed back could go up the mountain, maybe Lu's mother would be able to spray the faces of two stupid fathers - just go up the mountain, you two fools, have you ever heard of a pregnant woman? Born as soon as it was started? !
But the two silly fathers didn't know. Lu Shang was in pain for a while and chatted with Edward for a while. The two of them were quite comfortable and had a picnic on the way.
At night, it was fully activated. Lu Shang pushed the floating tray in front of him, and quickly said: "Don't eat, don't eat, damn it, I'm going to give birth!"
……
Nat's production customs are different from those on Earth. When females give birth, only males are allowed to accompany them. If there are too many people, males will instinctively feel that their partners and children are at risk, and they may become stressed and become Get cranky.
Therefore, both Lu's father, Lu's mother and Lu Fan were stopped. They were a little anxious at first, but when they saw that the medical team was only stationed at the foot of the mountain and waited, they immediately calmed down.
Then, after a long time, the two of them went up the mountain for a long time, until it was dark and Lu's father and mother were persuaded to rest, they suddenly felt something.
But very vague.
However, Lu Fan who had been resting his eyes with his eyes closed suddenly stood up, turned around and said to the Nat who advised his parents to rest: "You don't need to go back, Dudu was born!"
The people at the foot of the mountain rejoiced and asked what happened to Lu Shang.
Lu Shang himself wanted to know what was wrong, he was exhausted, and said to Edward in a confused manner: "No... why are you covering my eyes, I said let me see what Lu Dudu looks like What?! Also, have you lifted him out of the water, don’t let your son choke to death by the water!”
Edward covered the eyes of the princess with a complicated expression, and looked into the water—a little baby was floating on the water, a small ball, looking very well-behaved, but a little pink squid was holding the baby under him, cheerfully The ground is thumping wildly in the water!
There is a kind of joy that has been held back for countless years and finally released!
"Well, I'll bring Lu Dudu over to see you right away!" Edward didn't dare to let go, for fear that the princess, who was already afraid of octopuses, would be frightened to death when she saw what she had given birth to, and said in a low voice. Said Lu Dudu, who was so unrestrained in the lake.
Hearing his father's voice, the little squid danced wildly in ecstasy, and suddenly froze in a humane manner, then suddenly shrank into a smaller pink q-version octopus, crazily stretched out its tentacles to paddle, and transported itself out of the water Come, then disappear into your own spiritual realm.
Seeing that everything was back to normal, Edward let go of his hand covering Wang Hao's eyes, and said softly, "Look, Dudu was born."
Lu Shang was too exhausted, so he didn't feel the tossing of his son's mental strength after the birth just now, and now he saw a slightly wrinkled baby curled up, quietly floating on the water...
Lu Shang has fantasized many times in the past few months, how he will feel the moment after he personally gave birth to this baby.
He felt that he should be excited, moved, and proud of being a father for the first time.
As a result, after watching for a long time and brewing emotions for a long time, Lu Shang watched the child sleeping, and couldn't help but whispered to Edward quietly, "Why are you so ugly?"
It's not the same as he imagined!
Lu Dudu was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his little hand suddenly, and with a "wow", the whole mountain could hear howling.
Lu Shang was stunned, let me go, he said so softly, and you were just born, didn't you say that although Nat's fetus developed for a long time before birth, after birth, in addition to much better health, the five senses such as mental strength will weaken , Is the mental growth process after birth similar to that of an earth baby?
Why did you understand it from birth? Did you activate a cheat device, Lu Dudu? !
Lu Dudu was crying so hard, his father said he was ugly, and the day before yesterday he touched his spirit beast and praised him as the cutest little tiger in the world, but today he said he was ugly, adults are big pig hooves Woo!
It is said that within a few days, the elementary school brother coaxed the family to move to a small villa in the garden to accompany their son to have a baby. Obviously, Li Rui, this idiot, did not realize that he would probably die after giving birth. To make up for the wedding, he was still immersed in the game developed by his elementary school brother, wandering among the mountains and rivers, and all the messages to Lu Shang were "Look at my equipment, Shang'er!"
Lu Shang really wanted to reply to him, "I think you are too stupid to criticize", but he held back after thinking about it. He and Zhang Yang Wang Da formed a small group without Li Rui. Everyone was betting, what the hell is Li Rui? Only then did he realize that what he promised was not that the child was born and forced to be given to the elementary school boys to play with, but to pack himself up and go to someone else's house as a wife.
Everyone was very elated and bet one after another, and the loser was invited to eat, which can be described as very gloating.
Lu Shang's bet is that Li Rui probably won't be able to react until the day of the wedding. He is very much looking forward to seeing Ruizi's wedding. Seeing him break down, he realizes that he has nothing to do with the long-legged sister Yu in this life. , the Honkai expression that he will spend his whole life with the long-legged little brother from now on.
But unexpectedly, before seeing Ruizi's jokes, he was eating, drinking and having fun at home with a big belly. After playing for more than a month, he was about to give birth to a baby!
At the moment when the child started it, Lu Shang was wondering that the mental power of little Lu Dudu hadn't moved for three days, and he was still worried about whether he was undernourished. After all, according to previous experience, if little Lu Dudu Suddenly there is no movement, it must be that the nutrition cannot keep up with his development.
For this reason, Lu Shang began to eat energy fruits crazily. To be honest, he was a little tired of eating, and even missed the joy of eating unscrupulously with Edward when traveling on various planets.
Because after he returned to Earth, his mother, Ms. Zhao, jumped up when she saw him drink the Baiguo Brew from the Fairy King for the first time, shouting how can she drink when she is pregnant!Then he put away all of Lu Shang's private treasury, and supervised Lu Shang's recipes every day, fearing that Edward would secretly feed it to his son, and took time to check Lu Shang's snack storage every few days.
So Lu Shang couldn't eat any junk food. Even though Edward said that Nat's fetus was not so delicate, Ms. Zhao and Lu Shang's father also disagreed with this statement. Don’t understand the dangers of junk food!”
So His Royal Highness the dignified prince lost the right to speak in this way, and could only prepare delicious food for the princess every day, so that Lu Shang would not think of junk food at least.
Lu Shang was fine at the beginning, after all, snacks are something that you really don’t think much about when you’re full, but when you eat too much fruit, you’ll inevitably miss those things like spicy jerky...
As a result, he was thinking about it when he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach.
Lu Shang's first thought at the time was—fuck, I haven't eaten any junk food, so I'm going to have diarrhea?Is the sky so unfair? !
Then in the next second, my stomach throbbed again!Lu Shang looked at his recently enlarged belly, and suddenly realized it!
"Edward!" Lu Shang yelled, his whole body stiffened, and gasped for Edward who appeared in front of him in a second, "Damn it, I seem to be giving birth!"
After I finished speaking, I was still thinking, what the hell, I saw this line in TV dramas when I was a child, but I never thought about it before college. I can still say this line from my own mouth. Life is so wonderful!
He was still thinking wildly, but Edward was more nervous than him. He came over immediately, carefully picked up Lu Shang and immediately wrapped him in the cloak, and then pressed the emergency notification, notifying everyone to start preparing for the birth of His Royal Highness. Well all facilities are ready to start.
Immediately afterwards, Edward carried Lu Shang up the mountain.
"No, why are we the only ones?" Lu Shang was led by Edward, and the wind howled past. After a while, they were halfway up the mountain, and Lu Shang saw a large hot spring pool.
In other words, this is a small hot spring lake.
This is not a natural hot spring lake. Although the trees are shady, the mountains and rocks are extremely flat. The pool water has a shallow water area in front of the nearest one. It is estimated to be about 1.5 meters at most. The bottom can be seen at a glance, but I don’t know why it is far away. The deep water area is very huge, it seems to be the size of a small lake.
Lu Shang was carried into the lake by Edward, and slowly immersed in the water by Edward. Only then did he realize that the water was very comfortable to enter, as if he had melted into his own body temperature.
And the buoyancy in the water supported him slightly, which made Lu Shang, who had been feeling more and more heavy in his stomach in the past half month, feel completely relieved.
"Is it better?" Edward saw that his brows were relaxed, and his expression was also happy. He hugged him and kissed him, let him lean on himself, and said softly, "This is the best production method after research in the R&D team. , Now Dudu's development is somewhat larger than Nat's regular fetus, if it is a normal delivery, it may cause some serious harm to the mother."
Of course, there is another reason why it is inconvenient to tell Lu Shang—according to the latest research and development, human spirit beasts are said to be related to natural abilities, such as Edward, his physical strength has become stronger and stronger, and his mental strength has become stronger. The degree of domination and oppression of power is getting higher and higher, and a new development direction of fusing and devouring spiritual power has emerged.
And Lu Dudu's talent seems to be related to water or the universe. According to professional speculation, when Lu Shang crossed the wormhole, it definitely had a certain impact on Lu Dudu. His mental body is very similar to the deep-sea squid on the earth but has a certain The difference seems to be closer to a kind of apotheosis of the universe in earth fantasy works.
But they can't let the princess go to outer space to give birth, so after working hard to deduce it, they simply simulate the production method of the sea, which not only has the nature of being able to take care of the newly born Lu Dudu, but also makes the princess more comfortable, after all According to some production surveys by people on earth, it is found that pregnant women who give birth in water will indeed be much more relaxed as long as they take precautions against infection.
This technology is relatively difficult for the earth, but it is very simple for Nat.
In fact, at first Edward wanted to cut Lu Dudu out directly, but the results of Lu Shang's physical examination showed that Lu Dudu and Lu Shang were not only connected physically, but also mentally.
"This kind of connection did not appear in the previous Nat people. It is a spiritual resonance in the true sense. If you cut the knife rashly, you are not sure what effect it will have." It was very concise and to the point, his meaning was obvious, the concubine's situation was special, and they probably didn't know what to do if something went wrong.
Therefore, Edward chose the safest way, but he also brought enough production equipment.
Lu Shang didn't know how much preparation work Edward had done behind the scenes recently. He just watched him take out some small instruments from the space button, and melted some turmeric powder in the water, and then felt a soft scent of incense. With the warm water vapor radiating out together, his spirit was slightly shaken.
He didn't know what Edward was doing, but now he was full of trust in Edward and let him arrange everything.
Then, enduring the throbbing pain in his stomach, he panted and threatened his stomach: "Lu Dudu, you're almost done, get ready and come out!"
If Lu's father and mother, who were disturbed and stopped at the foot of the mountain, and Lu Fan who rushed back could go up the mountain, maybe Lu's mother would be able to spray the faces of two stupid fathers - just go up the mountain, you two fools, have you ever heard of a pregnant woman? Born as soon as it was started? !
But the two silly fathers didn't know. Lu Shang was in pain for a while and chatted with Edward for a while. The two of them were quite comfortable and had a picnic on the way.
At night, it was fully activated. Lu Shang pushed the floating tray in front of him, and quickly said: "Don't eat, don't eat, damn it, I'm going to give birth!"
……
Nat's production customs are different from those on Earth. When females give birth, only males are allowed to accompany them. If there are too many people, males will instinctively feel that their partners and children are at risk, and they may become stressed and become Get cranky.
Therefore, both Lu's father, Lu's mother and Lu Fan were stopped. They were a little anxious at first, but when they saw that the medical team was only stationed at the foot of the mountain and waited, they immediately calmed down.
Then, after a long time, the two of them went up the mountain for a long time, until it was dark and Lu's father and mother were persuaded to rest, they suddenly felt something.
But very vague.
However, Lu Fan who had been resting his eyes with his eyes closed suddenly stood up, turned around and said to the Nat who advised his parents to rest: "You don't need to go back, Dudu was born!"
The people at the foot of the mountain rejoiced and asked what happened to Lu Shang.
Lu Shang himself wanted to know what was wrong, he was exhausted, and said to Edward in a confused manner: "No... why are you covering my eyes, I said let me see what Lu Dudu looks like What?! Also, have you lifted him out of the water, don’t let your son choke to death by the water!”
Edward covered the eyes of the princess with a complicated expression, and looked into the water—a little baby was floating on the water, a small ball, looking very well-behaved, but a little pink squid was holding the baby under him, cheerfully The ground is thumping wildly in the water!
There is a kind of joy that has been held back for countless years and finally released!
"Well, I'll bring Lu Dudu over to see you right away!" Edward didn't dare to let go, for fear that the princess, who was already afraid of octopuses, would be frightened to death when she saw what she had given birth to, and said in a low voice. Said Lu Dudu, who was so unrestrained in the lake.
Hearing his father's voice, the little squid danced wildly in ecstasy, and suddenly froze in a humane manner, then suddenly shrank into a smaller pink q-version octopus, crazily stretched out its tentacles to paddle, and transported itself out of the water Come, then disappear into your own spiritual realm.
Seeing that everything was back to normal, Edward let go of his hand covering Wang Hao's eyes, and said softly, "Look, Dudu was born."
Lu Shang was too exhausted, so he didn't feel the tossing of his son's mental strength after the birth just now, and now he saw a slightly wrinkled baby curled up, quietly floating on the water...
Lu Shang has fantasized many times in the past few months, how he will feel the moment after he personally gave birth to this baby.
He felt that he should be excited, moved, and proud of being a father for the first time.
As a result, after watching for a long time and brewing emotions for a long time, Lu Shang watched the child sleeping, and couldn't help but whispered to Edward quietly, "Why are you so ugly?"
It's not the same as he imagined!
Lu Dudu was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his little hand suddenly, and with a "wow", the whole mountain could hear howling.
Lu Shang was stunned, let me go, he said so softly, and you were just born, didn't you say that although Nat's fetus developed for a long time before birth, after birth, in addition to much better health, the five senses such as mental strength will weaken , Is the mental growth process after birth similar to that of an earth baby?
Why did you understand it from birth? Did you activate a cheat device, Lu Dudu? !
Lu Dudu was crying so hard, his father said he was ugly, and the day before yesterday he touched his spirit beast and praised him as the cutest little tiger in the world, but today he said he was ugly, adults are big pig hooves Woo!
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