My little gong will have a baby

[Diary] Now that he's back, things between us need to be put on the agenda, and father-in-law and mother-in-law need to be settled, um... let me think of a way. ——Chu Nanzhu's diary.

"Qian!" Chen Qingshu said, "What's wrong with you? Isn't Nanzhu very good? Why are you targeting him so much? You can't be jealous just because he is more handsome than you."

Jiang Qian was shocked: "What? Do you think he is more handsome than me?"

Ji Wan is speechless, this is what you are focusing on?

Chen Qingshu tilted his head, and thought carefully for a while: "Well... I think he is indeed more handsome than you, there is no way, we are all old, how can we compare with young people in their 20s?"

"I..." Jiang Qian put down her hand hanging on the table, her body seemed to have no bones, and she slid on the chair, her eyes looked up at the sky, she was absent-minded and lonely, with a look of despair: "I lost."

"I lost so badly, my husband and son were hooked away."

Wang Xiaoxiao came out to add fuel to the fire again: "Cissy, don't be sad, we can discuss the date of marriage after dinner!"

Old Chu: "That's right, that's right, I'll make a calculation and choose an auspicious day to let them handle the matter."

Chu Nanzhu actively suggested: "I think it will be tomorrow."

Ji Wan stepped on Chu Nanzhu's foot, and threatened him not to get carried away with his eyes, and then said to the four crazy parents: "Can we eat first? I'm so hungry."

Damn, do things have to develop so fast?How did they get to the point where they were going to talk about marriage?Didn't we just get together?

They continued to eat, full of wine and food, and Ji Wan's bowl was always full, either Chu Nanzhu would pick him up, or Chen Qingshu and Jiang Qian would crazily stuff him with meat, and Wang Xiaoxiao next to him was also eyeing him, ready to feed him at any time Add rice, his stomach is round after eating this meal.

After the meal, everyone sat on the sofa watching TV to digest food. Most of them gathered around Ji Wan and asked him how he has been these years.How about studying and working? Have you suffered a lot?

Ji Wan answered one by one, but he hid many sad things if he could. Chen Qingshu's lacrimal glands are really developed, but whenever he feels a little bad, his tears will come immediately, Ji Wan really can't stand it.

Suddenly, Chen Qingshu's phone rang, and when he answered it, he found that all the whips that had just been ordered had arrived.

Go to the door and bring back the box of supplements, open it to check one by one, Jiang Qian came to help him, looked at the long strips, and asked in confusion: "Qing Shu, what did you buy? Why do you look so tall? strangeness?"

"To replenish their bodies."

"Replenish what body?"

Chen Qingshu smiled and said nothing, how could Jiang Qian not know what his expression meant after living with her husband for half her life?

Jiang Qian's annoyance that had just subsided suddenly came up again.

Chu Nanzhu glanced at the time, it was already getting late, it was time, and Ji Wan needed to be abducted and eaten, so Chu Nanzhu suggested: "Yinyin feels sleepy, I'll take him up to rest first."

"Ah? Am I sleepy?" Ji Wan looked up in a daze. He was having a heated discussion with Wang Xiaoxiao at this moment, and his interest was high, and he didn't know what he wanted to do.

"You're very sleepy, be good, let's go up." Chu Nanzhu patted Ji Wan's hairy head, Ji Wan looked up to see the time, it was indeed almost midnight, and said casually: "Then, parents, uncles and aunts You also rest early, Chu Nanzhu and I went up first."

Chu Nanzhu's lips curled up slightly, the plan was approved.

"Wait a minute," Jiang Qian snapped her knuckles, and the two looked at each other, the air filled with the smell of gunpowder.

"Yinyin slept with Qing Shu tonight, as for you..." Jiang Qian said harshly, "Sleep with me!"

Chen Qingshu, Ji Wan, Chu Nanzhu:? ? ? ?

"Qian... you?" Chen Qingshu couldn't believe it, and Jiang Qian immediately knew that what she said had been misunderstood by everyone, and explained: "That's not what I meant! I mean, let him sleep with me... I Pooh."

"No, let him be with me... Pooh, no!"

"All in all, it's just that Chu Nanzhu can't leave my sight, ouch..." The more Jiang Qian explained, the more she misunderstood. No, that's not what I meant."

"I didn't expect..." Chen Qingshu choked up, "Qian, you actually eat tender grass."

Jiang Qian, Ji Wan, Chu Nanzhu:? ? ? ?

Chen Qingshu's eyes were shining, and he raised his head to 45 degrees very stubbornly, and looked at her: "Son, let's go, ignore them."

Then he took Ji Wan's hand and pulled him into his room, closing the door with a bang, which was very cruel.

Wang Xiaoxiao and Lao Chu watched another play, and the first trash can containing melon seeds couldn't hold it, so they had to change a garbage bag to refill the melon seeds. In the end, the two of them almost vomited, and there was a growth in their mouths. Mouth ulcers, I feel that I will not be able to eat melon seeds for the next few days.

Wang Xiaoxiao was also going to bed, and she didn't forget to tease them before she left: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Then only Chu Nanzhu and Jiang Qian were left staring at each other in the living room.

*

Ji Wan went into the toilet and took a shower. When she came out, Chen Qingshu was lying on the bed and reading a few books. Ji Wan thought about it. He picked up the hair dryer on the table and prepared to go to the toilet to dry his hair. Don't disturb him while reading. .

Seeing that he was about to leave, Chen Qingshu was so anxious that he didn't even put on his socks. He stepped on the ground with bare feet and hurried over to snatch the hair dryer and said, "Dad, blow it for you!" Then he pressed Ji Wan on the bed, turned on the hair dryer, and said, Blowing wildly in his face.

Ji Wan's face was almost blown into facial paralysis, but the hair was not blown much.

Just before Chen Qingshu almost drove Ji Wan crazy, he successfully snatched back the hair dryer: "Dad, your hair is dry, we're going to sleep."

"Hey, but your hair is still dripping."

"Dad, I'm sleepy, it's okay, I'm sleeping..."

"Wait a minute," Chen Qingshu lay down on the quilt one step ahead of him, with his jade body stretched out, one hand curled up, his winking eyes Rusi looking at Ji Wan, like someone in a TV drama who wanted to seduce the emperor Harem concubine.

No way... Ji Wan thought to herself: Is there going to be a taboo love between father and son today?

Seeing that he didn't move, Chen Qingshu patted the bed: "Come into Dad's arms."

Ji Wan narrowed her eyes, and things seemed to be getting more and more complicated. Should I go or not?It seems that not only Chu Nanzhu will be greened, but also my own mother will be greened.

Rationally told himself that he couldn't go, but the reality was that Chen Qingshu saw that he was not moving, so he took the initiative to pull Ji Wan into his arms and hugged him tightly, and kissed Ji Wan's saliva all over his face.

Then Chen Qingshu rubbed Ji Wan's head, and let him lie in his arms, took the book he was reading just now and stood in front of Ji Wan: "Yinyin, what story do you want to hear tonight?"

Ji Wan looked up at his father in his arms. This handsome man who didn't look too old felt sore in his heart. He was so old and treated him like a child. I really... wanted to refuse but couldn't bear it. .

"Look at what Dad is doing, blah blah, Yinyin our family is so cute, bobobobobo." Chen Qingshu kissed him so loudly.

Come on, I'm about to be kissed stupid.

In the end, Chen Qingshu told him "The Little Prince". Of course Ji Wan had heard this story, but compared to "The Ugly Duckling" and "Snow White", Ji Wan should choose the Little Prince, which is less embarrassing.

Ji Wan was very relieved to be hugged by his father to sleep, but——Chen Qingshu's sleeping habit is really hard to describe, always punching and kicking the quilt, and when he kicked the quilt out of bed for the third time, Ji Wan Woke up in anger, he decided to go to the living room to get some ropes to tie Chen Qingshu and the quilt together.

Tiptoed downstairs, there was a heaven-shattering snoring sound from the living room. The living room was very dark, and the moonlight shone in, casting a silver-white film on someone who was sitting quietly in the dark.

Jiang Qian was sleeping heavily on the side, while Chu Nanzhu just lay quietly with her eyes closed, why didn't she go back to her room to sleep, these two?Seeing that none of them had anything covered, Ji Wan went back to the room first, found two thin quilts from the cabinet, and covered them for Jiang Qian and Chu Nanzhu.

When the air conditioner came into contact with Chu Nanzhu, he suddenly opened his eyes wide. Ji Wan was startled. Chu Nanzhu pulled Ji Wan violently, made him sit on his lap and blocked all his exclamations with his mouth. superior.

The sound of sticky water reverberated in the room for a while, Jiang Qian's snoring stopped abruptly, Ji Wan's body trembled in fright, Chu Nanzhu waved his big hand, caged the two of them under the quilt, and buried all the ambiguous sounds All blocked, from the outside, only the occasional trembling of the quilt, arousing daydreams.

Jiang Qian's snoring like killing a pig started again, and Ji Wan was relieved when she was covered in the quilt.

As if aware of his distraction, Chu Nanzhu bit his lip in dissatisfaction, the pain was excruciating, Ji Wan was not to be outdone, she bit back harder, and then heard Chu Nanzhu's muffled groan, hehehe.

"You naughty bastard." Chu Nanzhu let go of Ji Wan's lips and said in a low voice.

"To each other." He was deflated, and Ji Wan felt a little happy.

Chu Nanzhu adjusted Ji Wan's posture in his arms so that he could lean more comfortably: "Why don't you sleep, why run down?"

"Look at you."

Chu Nanzhu laughed softly: "Have you missed your husband?"

"nonono, I am my husband and you are my wife."

Chu Nanzhu still laughed, Ji Wan felt that she was underestimated, and said angrily, "Just wait."

"Okay, then I'll wait." Chu Nanzhu disagreed.

Fuck, Ji Wan wrote this down, there will be a day when you will doubt your life.

"I'm not getting tired of you, I'm going to find some rope." Ji Wan got out of the quilt to see if there was any in the kitchen. Chu Nanzhu also came along and asked him, "Why are you looking for rope?"

"Tie up my dad, he keeps kicking the quilt, I want to tie him up with the quilt."

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome. I guess this is the only person who can cure your father." Chu Nanzhu pulled down the quilt and pointed at the sprawled woman who was sleeping.

When the two of them made up their minds together, the husband and wife carried Jiang Qian, who was dead and heavy, to the side of Chen Qingshu. Jiang Qian slightly opened her sleepy eyes, and vaguely saw her husband kicking the quilt to the corner again. She habitually I rolled my husband and myself into the quilt, and the next second, the snoring of killing pigs began.

What an amazing couple, a match made in heaven.

"Shall we sleep for a while?" Chu Nanzhu asked Ji Wan: "Go to the sofa and I'll hug you?"

It's already almost 5 o'clock, and the sky is just a hazy grayish white. Ji Wan yawned: "Snooze for a while, and then we'll go to work. It's really tiring to be constantly noticed by them at home."

"Okay." Chu Nanzhu then hugged Ji Wan on the sofa for a while, and at 06:30 in the morning, the four middle-aged and elderly people were still sleeping soundly, and they set off for work.

To be precise, it is to avoid the gaze of the parents and go through the world of two people.

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