The top stream from the end of the world [entertainment]

Ye Wen strongly condemned the brazenness of the program group, and hit Fu Ziming by the way.

Fu Ziming: Why, soaking in hot springs with Ye Wen and watching rural variety shows with Ye Wen, the two happy things added together should be double the happiness!

Ye. Distinguished member. Wendian opens the third episode of the rural variety show, and everyone will watch the feature film together.

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At five o'clock in the morning, without an alarm clock, Ye Wen slowly got out of the quilt, yawned, got out of bed, put on slippers, a whole set of movements, a touch of laziness, and a large barrage of bullets flashed on the screen, "I'm so happy!" Yes, I live!"

Marven Ye was surprised, "Hey, will getting up be cut in too?"

In the barrage of ghs, there are so many clear streams——

"I always thought idols lived in European-style houses with floor-to-ceiling windows, covered with cool-colored sheets and quilts, and would be woken up by the sun if they didn't draw the curtains. I didn't expect to be covered with big flowered quilts like me."

"My friend, please be sober, Ye Wen is indeed like this at home, but he is now filming a variety show in the countryside!"

Ye Wen: One thing to say, before I made money, I didn’t even have a big flower quilt (bushi)

Ye Wen wandered to the window, picked up the water bottle to water Xiaosuorou, "Morning."

Xiao Tuo Rou said, "Morning, Ye Ye."

After pouring the water, Ye Wen went out and went straight to the chicken coop. Looking at two hens lying comfortably in their nests, his eyes lit up, "Let me be healthy, do you have any eggs?"

Barrage: Appeared, gynecological holy hand leaf!Hey, it's really sexy!

Ye Wen reached into the chicken coop, felt for a long time, but couldn't find it, and said helplessly to the hens, "Tengteng place."

The hen moved away reluctantly, revealing the eggs inside.

"Look at the eggs you laid, none of them are fertilized," Ye Wen scolded the hen while collecting the eggs, "Don't hatch them, you won't be able to hatch them no matter how hard you try, look at me, I'm not right!"

Barrage: The hen is so miserable, Ye Wen said that she worked so hard to lay eggs, but I want to say, this egg must be excellent for scrambled eggs!

Hen: Have you seen this egg? Paji, I won’t give it to you if I break it.

Ye Wen put the eggs into the vegetable basket, continued to inspect, harvested some duck eggs, and walked to the sheep pen.

A mother goat with two lambs eats the feed in the trough carefree.

Ye Wen put the basket aside, picked up the glass bottle, opened the sheepfold door, and walked inside.

The mother sheep looked at Ye Wen vigilantly, and bleated, "It's fine for milking, but you need to wear gloves."

"What are you hiding, you don't need to hide." Ye Wen said, "I'm very skilled, and I don't need to wear a condom."

A barrage of question marks across the screen.

"Why is Fat Si, the wheels hit my face?"

"I didn't expect Ye Wen to be such a person, so sensual!"

"I, Yewen, named Mengde, am a //person//wife//."

"Are you a //human//wife//? You are a beast's wife, you are a beast, you are greedy for other people's bodies."

"The chicken girl can do it, and of course the sheep mother can too!"

After Ye Wen's insane words were played out through the loudspeaker, the hot spring was very quiet.

Only Zhou Ge watched the video seriously, and said, "It turns out that milk is squeezed out like this."

Even Ye Wen fell into suspicious silence this time.

After Zhou Ge finished speaking, he sensed that the atmosphere was not right, looked left and right suspiciously, and asked, "Why are you not talking anymore, aren't you watching the video together?"

Ye Wen sighed, "It's better to be simple."

"Ok?"

"Yes, like Zhou Ge, he is carefree. He doesn't even notice that the wheels of the car are flying to his face. He even drives the car so fast and stable that he throws us all on the ground." Gu Su said.

Zhou Ge: Don't talk nonsense, when did I drive! ! !

"Although I can't quite get what you guys mean, but if you all say that." Zhou Ge said, "Isn't Ye Wen milking sheep? Although it is not in compliance with the operating regulations without gloves, Ye Wen only needs to sterilize the sheep properly." Just sanitize."

"Honey." Gu Su pushed the glasses frame, "We are engaging in pornography, not discussing labor issues."

"What?" It's not that Zhou Ge couldn't see the barrage, but he didn't think it was necessary, "It just sounds like pornography."

"Actually, it's pornography." Ye Wen said violently.

Zhou Ge: What? !

Ye Wen finished expressing the goat milk, took the bottle to the kitchen to sterilize it first, put it on the stove, lit it to boil, and turned to get the eggs.

The eggs and duck eggs are all fresh, and there are a lot of dirty things on the eggshells. Ye Wen looked at it and looked at it with disgust, "I don't pay attention to personal hygiene at all."

The chicken and duck expressed doubts, and then found that they could not understand each other's words, so the chicken and duck talked.

Ye Wen bathed the duck egg with a brush, the bgm became cheerful, and the music was automatically played later, "I love to bathe the duck egg and fall, the duck egg wants to escape, wash up and down, rub left and right, wash it clean to pickle it off..."

The audience was shocked, "Good meeting for the program team."

Gu Su was startled, "Ye Wen, you are quite happy to go out in the morning behind our backs."

Ye Wen felt that it was a wrong decision to let everyone watch the show together.

But Wen Mao and Fu Ziming didn't think so, it's just that one of them looked at it with appreciation, and the other looked at it with the mood of making trouble and watching a joke.

"Eat my socialist correction punch!" Ye Wen punched Fu Ziming with a combat power of 5.

Fu Ziming was beaten, and he pretended to be dead even though he didn't feel any pain at all, "Ye Wen, why are you committing the same crime again!"

"You proposed the program plan, and you set up the program group. There is no doubt that it is your instruction to cut the program like this!" Ye Wen said.

Wen Mao applauded, "Major premise: the program is from Fu Ziming. Minor premise 1: Fu Ziming provided guidance. Minor premise 2: The program team listened to Fu Ziming. Conclusion: Fu Ziming asked to cut it like this. The argument is strong."

"Major premise: I am engaging in pornography, minor premise: Fu Ziming and I are both men, conclusion: Fu Ziming is very astringent and engaged in pornography." Gu Su backstabbed, "Again, Fu Ziming ordered the editor to engage in pornography."

"Nonsense." Fu Ziming retorted loudly, "How could I know how the editor made the cut!"

"Fu Ziming is talking weird things again." Ye Wen took it for granted, "When Fu Ziming denies it, you need to know that he has already done this, and he has been pornographic."

Ye Wen: As long as you admit it, you will be persecuted.

Gu Su: Persecuting creditors, traditional arts.

Wen Mao: Although I'm here for the first time today and I'm not here for this, the persecution is over.

Fu Ziming: Grass (a kind of plant)

"Stop arguing, brother Ye has done all the duck eggs." Zhou Ge once again pulled everyone back into the feature film.

Ye Wen put the duck eggs in a bowl, sprinkled with a little salt, poured some white wine, put in the salt that covered the duck eggs, filled it with cold water, found a plastic bag to seal the bowl, held the bowl, hid it, and waited for the salt to boil. The duck eggs were marinated successfully.

The goat's milk was boiling on the stove, gurgling and steaming, Ye Wen hurried over, turned off the fire, put the bottle of goat's milk aside, took a small bowl, took out some, and placed both sides for disposal.

Ye Wen opened the door of the cupboard, took out a bowl, picked up an egg and tapped it lightly on the rim, the shell of the egg was cracked, but he didn't beat all the eggs in the bowl, he kept the yolk in the shell for later use, and only took the egg white , Egg whites and sugar.

Ye Wen held the bowl in his left hand, and the chopsticks in his right hand. He stirred quickly, shaking like a helicopter, and there was no afterimage at all.

Barrage: Surprised, this is the ultimate hand speed that can only be achieved after many years. Is this something that humans can have?

Ye Fen: I'm sure, it's true that Ye Wen is single.

Ye Wen:? ? ?

Ye Wen stirred for a while, then went to look at the goat milk bottle.

There was a thin layer of milk skin on the mouth of the bottle. He shook his chopsticks and picked it lightly with a chopstick without breaking the milk skin. He lifted the milk skin, poured all the goat milk into a bowl with egg whites, and activated the supersonic hand Stir quickly until it is completely integrated, then filter it again with a colander before pouring the mixture back into the goat's milk bottle satisfactorily.

In this way, there is a layer of skin underneath, and after 10 minutes of steaming, a new skin will form on the top, which is the so-called double skin milk.

Ye Wen put the goat milk bottle into the steamer again, turned to deal with the remaining egg yolks, dripped some white vinegar, poured in the reserved goat milk, and still beat the egg yolks into egg yolk liquid.

Ye Wen preheated the electric baking pan, brushed it with oil, looked down to find a clean plastic bag to serve as a piping bag, poured the egg yolk liquid into it, pinched a small opening at the bottom, and squeezed the egg yolk paste onto the electric baking pan. The size of a dollar coin.

After squeezing one side, Ye Wen grabbed the chopsticks and quickly turned the egg yolk biscuit over. After waiting for a while, smelling the aroma of milk, he quickly picked up the biscuit and put it in a tube.

Looking back, the 10 minutes of the steamer was almost up, Ye Wen turned off the fire, waited for the remaining temperature to simmer the double-skin milk, cleaned up the kitchen, went back to the room and knocked on the door, and called Zhou Ge and others to get up, "Wake up, it's time to wake up, Get up and eat."

Barrage:? ? ?

Barrage: Damn, I want a roommate like this too!Ye Wen's cooking skills are too strong!I'm so sore, you and me under the lemon tree, is it still too late to sign up as a trainee to join the group? Should I follow the process or just cry?

Wen Mao & Fu Ziming stared at Gu Su and the others, very jealous.

Gu Su thought of the day when he had Shuangpi Nai and biscuits, and fell into deep thought. He recalled what happened later. Anyway, it's hard to say.

Ye Wen knocked on the door, but the four of them pouted their buttocks and pretended to be dead and refused to get up. Ye Wen knocked heavily again several times, "It's six o'clock, get up for me!"

Audience: What?It's only six o'clock after Ye Wen has done so much work. What kind of man is this? Why don't they get up? If you don't want to eat double skin milk and biscuits, you can donate them to those in need.

Zhou Ge: One thing to say, viewers who watched the video, can you get up at six o'clock?

The audience closed their ears, and no one listened: No matter, if you don't get up and eat the food cooked by Ye Wen, I want to say, you are guilty!

Gu Su: Very good, here grammatically, "want" means a hypothesis, youwillbe, assuming a condition, and then expressing a conclusion, guilt is a state, this is a classic sentence pattern in the biblical style.

Audience: Are we just talking casually?

"It's boring." Zhou Ge said, "Brother Ye knows how to cook that little dish every day. I'm already tired of eating it, and it doesn't feel fresh anymore."

Ye Wen heard this, walked over, lifted the quilt, pulled the sheets and shook them all to the floor, and asked, "Zhou Ge, why don't you put yourself in the refrigerator if you want something fresh?"

Zhou Ge fell to the ground and finally woke up, knowing what he said just now, with an expression of acknowledgment, "Brother Ye, I am not, I never said such a thing."

Ye Wen never repaired Zhou Ge, because he couldn't keep up with Zhou Ge's speed.

Gu Su tidied up her pajamas calmly, skillfully located and searched for glasses, put them on pretendingly, "Ye Wen, you've insulted the law again."

The author has something to say: Note: Meme - Germany has never defeated France!Because they can't keep up with the speed of France's surrender!